/wooo/ - Pro Wrestling★

Card is kinda better than normal. AJ vs Rusev should be good. The iron man match too. Braun vs KO should be fun. I'm looking forward to both tag title matches. Fuck this 10 matches 4 hour long show though, you could cut some useless matches and it would have been better

>EXTREME RULES

>One extreme rules match

>>121426

>it's a womens match to boot

I don't mind really, I'm content that they didn't force in a stipulation on some of the matches, especially AJ vs Rusev just because it's the PPV's theme. Iron man match isn't extreme but it fits Ziggler vs Rollins and the steel cage for Braun vs KO has agood reason to be there.

I hail from the future

>AJ wont main event

>Roman vs Bobbo is the real main event

>Roman wins

>>121424

Top kek I loved how amused Goy Rogan was at the whole interaction between Bork and DC.

>>121434

That's fucking disgusting. Look at those freakishly huge badly done bolt on tits, collagen injected whore lips, and makeup caked horse face. God damn Booleyfag you really do have the worst taste in women of anyone on this board by far.

>>121427

Look at you, so eager to eat the shit that Vince shoves down your throat.

Why the fuck is newday vs sanity on the damn preshow when the boring ass womens matches are always on the main card

>>121438

Look at you, so eager to eat the shit that Gedo shoves down your throat.

>>121441

One wymyns championship is bad enough for an obligatory match but 2 titles forces on 2 matches on the main card. New day vs Sanity was thrown in last minute but will definitely be better than extreme rules with nia/bliss and shark cage match.

I hope Bliss beats the hell out of fatass Nia Jax and ends her career just to watch the meltdowns on tumblr, twitter and the fat redditors who only support NIa because of body positivity.

I remember when all of tumblr was celebrating when the fat lard won at WrestleMania, they have been crying ever since.

>>121445

Are they pushing Nia simply because of her relatives, or is it because WWE like to be worshipped within the Fat positive/Gay communities?

>>121434

>>121437

Damn Kait, what the fuck happened to you?!

>>121453

Impact is somehow more watchable than WWE. I mean, the product is still shite, but it's not shoving the sjw shite down your throat like WWE.

>>121466

Ricochet is some black/spic mystery meat mutt so it's a little bit of both

>BLM Botcha Banks isn't in the PPV

<Neither is Booley

<Neither is 95% of the women's roster

WYMZ RVLCCN MAGGLE I LUV IT

>>121461

>>121456

I prefer Katarina Waters/Katie Burchill because she can actually wrestle, sell gimmicks, and is still hot. Women's matches in Impact are as bad as WWE matches, yet they're somehow more watchable because Allie and the others try to give a shit about wrestling and entertaining the crowd. I'm also liking the Moose-Aries feud because it feels like a jab at whatever the WWE is doing with Bork and Lousy Roussey. All of the Impact talent is terrible on the mic unless they're old wrestlers.

>>121466

Still better looking than current Kaitlyn (What the fuck did she do to herself?!)

>>121638

>Crowd goes wild over Alexa beating the shit out out Nia's fat ass

<Dunn mutes the crowd because we can't let a fat Sjw Samoan look bad

Pathetic

>>121491

Is it true that Aries is legitimately a soy boy vegan faggot and flaunts that fact as a part of his character?

>>121644

Also Alexa's a heel

>>121491

They're saving Bailey vs Sasha for summerslam

>>121466

Chyna?

>>121748

I've seen better (she also has a tit tattoo, which is a deal BREAKer for some).

>>121735

It's not being forced on with the current feud he's in like Daniel's schtick. It's thrown out there, but it's more about Moose getting called out for pulling a Brock/Lousy.

>>121737

Yet the heel gets more pops than the "face"

>>121738

>Another month of this shit feud not going anywhere

Jesus fucking Christ, just end it already. I don't fucking care who goes heel anymore. Why are they trying to keep this alive?!

When does the preshow start 7 right?

>>121750

>Well I will agree the SD was shit before it (and the 2nd last raw was so much shit it gave the last raw the stink despite being a decent raw). I am cautiously optimistic.

Last Raw and SD got their lowest ratings ever, and Raw's competition was the fucking Bachelorette. I don't think even SummerSlam is gonna save them unless they start doing less retarded shit (not bring in Cena to hype Ramen again like last year. Who the fuck wanted to see Ramen and Yawn Cena wrestle?)

>>121751

Maybe to follow on their Takeover match a couple years ago

>>121752

Preshow is live right now. Will have New Day VS Sanity and El Idolo VS Sin Cara.

>>121755

>No bald Sjw jew on

Seems promising so far…

DON'T FORGET THAT IT'S FREEEEEEEEE IF YOU SUBSCRIBE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

5 minutes in, and they're already said free twice.

>Everyone will watch Ramen v. Lashley

Ok, whatever Charly.

From Prince to demon to faggot

>>121756

Jewfro is on though.

>>121760

Is demon baylor still a thing? I cant remember the last time they used it.

>>121761

I meant Rosenberg who can try to hide his Sjw shit unlike Rosenberg

>Capacity crowd

<Crowd's not even in, and it looks dead

Great stuff, guys

El pre show

Trenkilo Philips.

Oh right, I forgot they instinctually did commercial BREAKs during preshow matches.

TRANQUILO

Is anyone else having trouble with taima?

>the former nxt champion would have gotten wrecked by JOBCARA of all people without interference

>>121774

wooo main seems to be working fine.

KEVIN DUNN

>All those empty seats

>>121782

>Going on reddit in the first place

>It's yearly ziggy midcard title run season

>AfroJew does his job, and just talks about who might win

<Dolph does everyone a favor, and cuts the match

Thank fucking god Dolph cut that shit (WYMX RVLCCN MAGGLE I LUV IT). You know if The bald Sjwjew was on the Kick-off now, he would either spazzed about Sjw shit like Nia is a stronk, powerful fat wymn who much be respected, or just hype WYMZ RVLCCN.

>Giant Psychopath

SEIZURE WARNING

Michael j fox cam.

>After finally getting sick of immigrants some UK citizens decide to fight back leading to this race war

It's pretty impossible but would be nice if they got Hogan on camera tonight. I would mark out hard.

>>121791

>Hogan joins the New Day to redeem himself

>new day is pulling out ALL THE STOPS

<just planted guys into the ring completely wasting the possible table spot

The fucking dual ring cage match in NXT was more extreme than this. Where's the blood?

>>121793

BLOOD ISN'T PG ACHOO ACHOO

>>121793

There was biting and one table spot. This is as extreme as PG gets brother.

>>121793

That was the main event this is on the preshow. It's a throw away match but a better than usual one

>Acknowledging WWECW

I cant take anything bobby says seriously.

>roman's going on last again

THE CRINGERS OF WORLDS

>Aeropostale in 2018

>The one night wwe goes extreme

>No extreme matches

This shit should've gone on the preshow

>dead crowd already

is pittsburg just shit or is this PPV doomed to fail?

>>121805

Let poor bo get on the main card for once.

>>121809

Burn in hell autismfag scum

>>121812

>Vince found us

BO DID IT!

BO WINS

OH MY GOD BO WON A TITLE

>>121816

Enjoy your time while you can autismscum

What the hell happened did Buttrock Team win?

>This stupid "brock doesnt want to defend the title" story to try to make people cheer roman

>>121819

I am gonna kill you fag

>>121820

Bo pinned matt

>>121819

I imagine living in your mom's basement and jacking off to anime doesn't take up much of your time.

>>121817

Was that the only thing I missed? I didn't care if New Meme won or lost.

>>121825

Almas beat sin cara too but that's it

>baron I am a furfag please bully meing

>>121827

I saw the Jobcara match. I stepped out during the New Meme match.

>>121828

I don't eat hotpockets because they give me HEARTBURN. I am gonna BREAK your JERK OFF ARM so you can't JERK OFF to your autism anymore

Whats up with Balors Roppongi 3K gear

This crowd looks empty and dead. Like no one is cheering or doing anything.

>Saying Lousy Roussey is watching the Gaylor match

Lol

Two questions:

1. With Roman doing the main event again what are the odds the crowd walks out?

2. If Corporate Kane 2.0 touches Balors ass, are they legally married in California?

>gaylorwinslol

>1. With Roman doing the main event again what are the odds the crowd walks out?

Almost 0 because they're all talk.

That was the worst ad for a PPV I have ever seen

NEW PARTNER IS HO-HO-HOGAN

>Hitting the door instead of hitting him

So Paige actually looks great now, whats up with that.

>>121840

>Hyping other wrestlers

BEWARE THE [LOUD BOOING]!

Umm…no

>>121839

That was a lame reply.

>>121839

I'm gonna BREAK a ps4 over your back and snap your huge hook nose off with needle nose pliers

>>121844

heels and makeup brother

The finish to the caramel asska match is like it was put together by someone here as a joke.

>So someone with an asska match comes to the ring, asska forgets about the match and stares at it for two hours, it turns out its ellsworth, caramel gives asska a kick and wins

SEXISTO PIG

>they actually had asska call memesworth "sexist"

DISGUSTING

>>121848

Thanks. But never doing it again would be more beneficial.

What the fuck is this meme faggot wearing?

>>121848

I kinda wish the cage would BREAK and fall killing Ellsworth and Carmella in one shot.

That cage is really fucking low

>>121855

Only the processing power of a PS quadruple can take down a autismfag as notorious as baileyfag

This fucking commentary is as bad as a Booley match

>That Alexa tier bump

This match sucks johnsons

Classic heel stuff but just goes to prove my point Carmella can't win over Asska clean

This is a good spot

IT WASN"T EVEN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!

Fuck this

>Another month of Memesworth being a fucking annoying faggot with a shit wrestler

I hate Asuka too, but fuck this company

MINUS. FIVE. STARS

>>121861

It sucked big Rocky Johnsons

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1018644501231853568

Not even Asska beating that meme faggot could save that shit match

>>121868

don't get me wrong she's a great heel but her going over Asuka clean just isn't believable because her in ring game sucks.

>>121872

It's why she's using heel tactics, mark.

>>121873

but good heel tactics and a decent character only gets you so far. when she inevitably drops the belt she'll be shuffled back down the card into more 6 wymyn tag matches

>No reaction for Nakamura

>>121872

>>121873

>>121875

Her character isn't good, and she's bad in the ring. Instead of making her improve, they bring that unlikable faggot back to work with her, hoping it's a quick fix.

JEFF HARVEY

Hardy gets buried WTF

1. second. match. I…I'm at a fucking loss for words. Fuck you, Vince.

RIP Neros balls

F

RIP Neros balls.

F

>>121881

>>121882

And they top it off with Boreton coming back. This fucking PPV is a disaster.

Now we got the passion of the kevin

>8chan dies during another PPV

>fewer posts this far into the show than RAMs used to get

The way things are going, this might actually be worse than backlash.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1018648466644295680

LOL

>>121890

But he's right though. This PPV has been a shit show disaster.

FIGHT ME

Is it me, or has the commentating been getting worse among Cole, Saxton, Coach, and Graves? Saxton must be drunk or stoned because he's in full retard mode tonight.

>>121894

They're all pretty bad, but maybe there's more and/or worse corporate mandates than usual on what they should say.

>Cole keeps saying Portajohn

BAH GAWD HE KILLED HIM

F

HACKEYSACK

HACKEYSACK

>Showing the airbag

>obviously showing the air cushion in the replay

Fuck you Vince and Dunn for ruining what would have been the spot of the night.

>showing the final replay from a camera that has maggle's head blocking half the view

>>121904

DONT LET THEM SEE THE AIRBAG DAMMIT

Lol empty seats are shown behind the announcers

>>121906

I agree that releasing her was a mistake but I recently started watching some ROH and it's pretty good.

>>121908

Reminder that Impact is somehow more watchable than the WWE now.

>>121911

Baron Corbins constable role is a weekly reminder of Corporate Kane

>Saying hospital

>Braun needs a partner for his tag title match

>They just throw Bryan by himself

Okay

>Cripple Kane

DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

what even is this show every match is a bullshit finish

I didn't even bother to watch the Dbry match.

At least they didn't hand the win to dbry for being dbry but that match was shit.

>You lost faith in me

We never had faith in you, Ramen

>>121925

It's like someone in creative grew half a brain and realised why asses were leaving seats.

>>121927

At this point having Hogan come out for a cheap loud pop wouldn't save the show. I thought the cage spot might have redeemed it until they showed the air bag in multiple replays.

loud

BOOING

>[MUTED NUCLEAR BOOING]

>Look how cool I am for bringing up something in Lashley's career

<THIS IS HIS BIGGEST MATCH EVER!

Jesus fucking Christ, guys

I can't sit through this shit show anymore. Even if Ruru wins, this is just way too terrible.

>>121934

Don't go because it's just 3 people posting on here and i don't want to have to go to the thread with those faggots from 420chan

>>121934

Fucker, suffer with us.

>we want beach balls

RUSEV DAY

>>121936

I already suffered enough with the shit commentary.

>RUSEV DAY

>>121940

Weak pain tolerance

https://twitter.com/FinnBalor/status/1016995442909904896

>>121936

>>121943

>>121935

Fine faggots.

>goes up to the top rope

<does a double ax handle

>Let's go Roman!

<ROMAN SUCKS!

Congrats Roman, you truly are the new John Cena

>they're even copying word for word Cena's fake chants for roman

>>121949

It's like someone is editing how fans feel about the product…

>>121945

Sip on a monster

>Roman announce table

>MASSIVE SUPLEX GAIS

<Table is still there

Just stop, Cole

>>121951

I'll just pull the alcohol

Geeeeet fucked, Roman

Thank you Lashley

>LASHLEYS BIGGEST CAREER

<Cole brings up his win in a match with Vince

Uh, okay

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

>Lousy bought a ticker

No she didn't, you fuck. You just set her up for the next match.

Any streams?

>>121962

allwrestling.org if you have a decent ad blocker

The recaps are longer than the matches

>they're ruining natalya by pairing her with nia fats

>Match is Nia vs Alexa

>Putting this much focus on Ronda

I get that she's part of the storyline but really

>>121963

Thanks

Why is Mickie wearing alexas clothes

Alexa finally ditching the tshirt and showing if them new titties

EXTREME RULES, FOLKS

Alexas boots are untying themselves

>bliss is PUMMELING fats with everything

>Rhonda interferes with the match and nobody does anything

FIVE YEARS

>>121974

>nobody does anything

just like njpw

>>121974

i was at least hoping for some epic bootlace trip and fall but that was disappointing.

Yep, this ones going in my minus five stars compilation.

Well…this match was all kinds of retarded.

I don't know what's the worst thing: Lousy interefering, this match went nowhere, or Lousy didn't sell shit?

>jumps in to save natalya

>first throws mickie directly into natalya

I could have sworn I saw people starting to get up and leave

>SHE THREW HER INTO THE GERMAN TABLE

<BOBBY AND RAMEN DESTROYED THE TABLE

Fuck off, Cole

>AJnetty not main eventing

Based Ruru going over tonight boys

>>121985

>second highest belt in the entire company

>but the third highest is the main event instead

Has AJ main evented a show as WWE champion?

>>121987

>Marks still want more people from NJPW in WWE

>>121988

Not since before the brand split

Calling it now ambrose's coming back tonight and costing seff the IC title

rip thread

>Rusev pins AJ for a three count

>match continues

Hogan lend us your power so Ruru wins!

Give Ruru your energy for his spirit bomb!

That was a good match even if it's not the outcome i would've liked

Back to irrelevancy rusev

Fuck this PPV. Fuck this company. I'm fucking done.

>>121998

WHAT'S THE HUNGARIAN SAVAGE DOING IN THE NJPW ZONE

This whole ppv was nothing more than a fucking shit storm full of shit matches and shit endings. I'm not gonna bother with the main event because I don't a fuck about Seth Rollins and Dolph "cuck bitch" Ziggler..

There better be something else besides the IC match tonight otherwise wtf even was this show

>>122000

YOU ARE WEAK

>for the next 30 minutes no one will care but rollins and ziggler

Wow coach said something not stupid for once

>the reason ziggler is champion today is in part because of dolph ziggler

If this is only a 30 minute match does that mean the show is ending early?

>>122009

Hogan comes out to fill time

THIS

IS EEEEVIL

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRYTHING IS EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

SUBETE WA

EVIRU DA

>>122009

You'll get 20 minutes of recaps, and 10 minutes of entrances

>>122011

DOLPH JOINING LIJ

>>122013

The dreams of stable-anon finally coming true

>crowd doing the rumble countdown

b-but muh rollins is good

>DQing Mcintyre