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44566d No.116133

Step 1: Choose to align yourself with a group of wrestlers (the Kliq) who get preferential treatment from the wrestling promoter (Vince McMahon) because the leader of that group (Shawn Michaels) is having a homosexual affair with the promoter (Vince McMahon).

Step 2: Carry the bags of every other person in that group (most specially HBK, Hall and Nash) to show your complete and utter subordinanation to that group of wrestlers who have preferential treatment because their leader (Shawn Michaels) is having a homosexual affair with the promoter (Vince MchMahon).

Roadblock: Uh oh, your plan just encountered a road block. Your chosen group of wrestlers has lot power due to career ending (at the time) injuries, defections to rival promotions and the rising popularity of workers (Stone Cold, Rock, etc.) outside your group. What do you do?

Step 3: Simple! Shift tactics. Start dating and fucking the promoter's uggo daughter (Stephanie McMahon). Most wrestlers can get the best tail available, but that tail won't get you permanent job security. No one likes this annoying ugly bitch, but pretend you do and marry her. You will never have sex with another attractive woman, but your long term career is now guaranteed.

Congratulations, you have now taken over a wrestling promotion!

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02ab00 No.116143

File: 5bd049fea27e1d7⋯.jpg (28.76 KB,400x400,1:1,hhh.jpg)

Right but Steph wasn't ugly back then, her annoying voice though is something Haitch will have to live with.

That's all an accomplishment, an even better rise to power story than anything Hollywood could write but it goes beyond that.

>Cuck out the Boss' son out of inheriting the company

>Conquered the mountain but get a bad reputation in doing so

>Old ass boss won't ever die so if you can't control the main kingdom yet, be the king of a smaller state, be the boss of a 3rd brand created to develop future stars of the company

>Get some good indy talent internet people like and work with smart industry guys like Regal and Dusty

>Product gets bigger, start to have PPVs

>Gets worldwide acclaim, many say better than the main show RAW

>Keep hiring top indy talent to build up the roster

>Win over their fans, the same fans that used to hate you.

>Fuck building home talent though, only do it a little, big money in the already established indy stars

>Have good shows, build up the brand and thus your own reputation with even people like Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette, who once hated you are now praising your work

>Indy starts graduate to the main roster but get buried because they are vanilla midgets Vince doesn't like

>Fans get mad and start to bolieve the main roster is doomed and NXT is where it's at

>NXT is praised so much that you've convinced a large majority that you will successfully run the company once Vince kicks the bucket

>All according to keikaku TN: keikaku means plan

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e33ad6 No.116144

File: 4831a3d7f05bdcb⋯.jpg (21.6 KB,300x200,3:2,aj sees gay shit.jpg)

>>116133

>their leader (Shawn Michaels) is having a homosexual affair with the promoter (Vince MchMahon)

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f66b2a No.116145

>>116133

>>116143

>back then

She's been hitting the wall for a number of years at this point but even now she's better looking than a good half of the active Women's roster across all brands. I'd rather her any day of the week over Nia, Balding Banks, Shane Baszler, Jewby Wyatt or Booley.

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d18eb9 No.116153

File: 37154bba0d14729⋯.png (591.68 KB,500x750,2:3,Ultimo Dragon_.png)

I'll use this information to take over stardom and make them all wrestle barefoot

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993dad No.116167

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a3582b No.116177

>>116133

>Shawn Michaels) is having a homosexual affair with the promoter (Vince McMahon).

Holy fuck! I'm watching the June 21st 1999 episode of RAW and Shawn fucking actually references that!

"Much like how I used to throw you around, Vince"

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d18eb9 No.116205

File: c1442d802e9daaa⋯.jpg (182.21 KB,1200x793,1200:793,Remove dem socks.jpg)

>>116167

>>>/noproof/

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010ddd No.116207

>>116153

>>116205

holy fucking BONER

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7d1292 No.116211

>>116205

>minions

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e7b8b7 No.116216

I read a story from a reporter who shadowed these two for a day or so. He says there was a moment, when they were inside the limo and steph was asleep on haitch's shoulder and for one brief second he could swear he saw the mask slip. He says Hunter got this devious look on his face like "fuck yea i did it." Like his master plan had worked.

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e7b8b7 No.116218

>>116177

Lot of those stories floated around WWE. Pat Patterson got accused of forcing new guys to do sexual favors for placement on the card. Gerald Brisco too if i recall. Ask me how fast that story got memoryholed. Theres also a rumor of a tape floating around somewhere of Ric Flair with a giant dong in his mouth. More than likely bullshit as ive never seen much mention of it anywhere else but the story is out there. Then of course theres Moolah' s shit that blew up everywhere. The biz was one big shitshow back in the day.

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993dad No.116229

>>116205

>no proof

>posts a footfag photo

>>>/autism/

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96f784 No.116435

>>116218

>Back in the day

It still is.

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d18eb9 No.116445

File: ba02477cba7a0f1⋯.jpg (258.82 KB,1706x960,853:480,proof that heaven exists.jpg)

>>116211

She'd look better without them!

>>116229

>autism xddd

>still doesn't post proof

>>>/proofs/

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7d1292 No.116450

File: e089ad1c1283561⋯.mp4 (4.08 MB,720x404,180:101,proof_that_hell_exists.mp4)

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d18eb9 No.116451

File: 329fef67a6f88fc⋯.jpg (65.34 KB,750x750,1:1,31745544_449014828869108_1….jpg)

>>116450

She's usually on point though, rough night for her.

You' d think fucking Ospreay some of his talent would rub off on her.

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90f780 No.116452

>>116143

Steph's always been a 6/10 with tits

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993dad No.116459

>>116445

>POST PROOF

Anon, you're a footfag, you've admitted on this very board that you have autism, and you reee about "proof" as though it's meaningful. You've presented all the evidence I'll ever need. Fuck I'm pretty sure your whole "so what if I have autism" period is still on this board and hasn't even slid off yet.

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010ddd No.116464

>>116452

maybe a little higher than that in her younger years. she is a 5.6 now.

>>116459

dude why even try and argue with this fuck lmao

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f66b2a No.116484

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>>116452

>>116464

2001 - 2003 she was an 8.5, and I don't even give a fuck. Only reason most people didn't really feel anything towards her back then is because you had genuinely pretty divas at the time;

>Stacy Keibler

>Trish Stratus

>Lita

>Torrie Wilson

>Victoria

>Christy Hemme

>Even Brocked MILF Sable

Put early 00s Steph in today's lineup and she'd be Top 5 material easily. Same goes for Lilian Garcia.

Nowadays I'd say she pushes or even surpasses a 7 when she tries like at Wrestlemania this year, otherwise under normal circumstances she's around a 6.5. Literally the only flaw she's ever had is that fucking Jay Leno chin of hers.

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1a0965 No.116486

>>116205

Why is this shoop so bad with the grill in front?

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2f5751 No.116512

>>116484

young steph was super fucking cute, but im not a fan of her looks now.

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010ddd No.116789

>>116143

whats fucked up is that people actually bolieve this

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30d618 No.116803

>>116512

she was always hella average, I don't know what she looked like when Macho Man bonked her, but when she was on tv she was already shit

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f92cd6 No.122856

>>116803

>she was always hella average

> when she was on tv she was already shit

I agree, to me Steph always looked too masculine, and that manjaw of hers surely didn't help at all.

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4b8ef0 No.122872

>>116218

They're fucking carnies, of course it's a carnie shit show.

Isn't paterson an outright homo? I know one of them is and he used to make guys do shit with him to get on the card.

>>116435

According to the old timers who still wrestle or go back stage it's not. These days all the kids are playing games on their phone and not really interacting with each other.

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fc026b No.122968

>>122872

Mainly I heard from Big Show not enjoying that the younger guys play games and don't go out drinking and having fun at bars or wherever like how they used to do it 10-15 years ago. Though he said the samoans sure love to drink and they are fun, Usos and Roman I think.

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fc026b No.122969

>>122856

She takes a lot from her Dad

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92a1cc No.123730

but steph was fucking hot back in the early 00s

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