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938208 No.111749 [View All]

WWE Raw preview, April 16, 2018: The 2018 Superstar Shake-up begins

Where will your favorite Superstars end up when Raw and SmackDown LIVE get shaken up in a special two-night event? Don’t miss the first night of the Superstar Shake-up Monday at 8/7 C on USA Network. Also on Raw, “Woken” Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt battle The Revival in the final round of the Tag Team Eliminator, and contentious best friends Booley and Sasha Banks square off one-on-one.

>Both brands get shaken up

One week after NXT Superstars Ember Moon, No Way Jose and The Authors of Pain rocked the foundations of Monday Night Raw, the red brand gets shaken up again in the 2018 Superstar Shake-up, when Raw Superstars will move to SmackDown LIVE and vice versa.

Will Braun Strowman’s path of destruction take him to Team Blue? Might we see SmackDown LIVE stalwarts like Shinsuke Nakamura or Becky Lynch join the red brand? Which teams will be split up, and which alliances will be re-forged? The Superstar Shake-up begins on Raw and continues the following night on SmackDown LIVE, and you won’t want to miss a moment.

>Who will battle Cesaro & Sheamus at WWE Greatest Royal Rumble on April 27?

Due to Braun Strowman’s tag team partner Nicholas’ scheduling conflicts — he’s in fourth grade, after all — the newly crowned Raw Tag Team Champions were forced to relinquish their titles, prompting Raw General Manager Kurt Angle to schedule a Tag Team Eliminator to determine who will battle former champions The Bar in Saudi Arabia at WWE Greatest Royal Rumble.

2018 Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner “Woken” Matt Hardy successfully teamed with former nemesis Bray Wyatt to defeat Titus Worldwide last week, while The Revival conquered Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson on the same night. This coming Monday night, Raw’s Woken tandem will take on the “Top Guys” for the right to challenge The Bar on April 27, live on WWE Network. Who will advance?

<Booley and Sasha Banks settle their differences

Things have been tense between longtime friends Booley and Sasha Banks in recent weeks, and even though they clashed in the first-ever WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal, there’s still a lot of unfinished business between them.

After The booable one inadvertently attacked The Boss during Banks’ match against Mandy Rose, Booley and Sasha will battle one-on-one on Raw in Hartford, Conn. Will this bout mark the end of their friendship, or will it signal the beginning of their reconciliation?

<Will Ronda Rousey face repercussions after attacking Stephanie McMahon again?

In an impressive WrestleMania debut, “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey teamed with Kurt Angle to defeat Stephanie McMahon & Triple H, doing some serious damage to the Raw Commissioner’s left arm in the process.

When Stephanie attempted to “befriend” Ronda and put the WWE “machine” behind The Baddest Woman on the Planet, Rousey saw through the façade and went to work on Stephanie’s arm once again, further damaging the injured limb.

The McMahons aren’t known for taking disrespect lightly, so what awaits Ronda when she enters Raw on Monday?

>Will Roman Reigns get his hands on Samoa Joe?

One night after getting physically mauled by Universal Champion Brock Lesnar in the main event of WrestleMania, Roman Reigns was the recipient of a verbal assault by Samoa Joe the following night on Raw.

Claiming that The Beast “exposed” Reigns as a “failure,” The Samoan Submission Machine revealed that after Lesnar once again conquers The [LOUD BOOING] in their Universal Championship Steel Cage Match at WWE Greatest Royal Rumble on April 27, Reigns will face further punishment at the hands of Joe at WWE Backlash on May 6.

How will Reigns respond?

>What “unfinished business” does Bobby Lashley have in WWE?

Social media erupted this past Monday night when Bobby Lashley returned to WWE, interrupting Elias and laying out the sinister songsmith with an incredible stalling suplex.

Surely, this powerhouse didn’t re-emerge to simply spare the WWE Universe from Elias’ latest disrespectful tune. In an interview with WWE.com after his return, Lashley claimed he had “unfinished business” and that he aimed to prove he can hang with the intense competition in WWE today. Who will be his first opponent?

Don’t miss the first night of the Superstar Shake-up on Monday Night Raw, live at 8/7 C on USA Network!

What show will be screwed over the worst?

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596c75 No.112173

Axel and Bo vs Matt & Bray soon

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938208 No.112174

File: 89f30002df3a395⋯.jpg (303.14 KB,1730x1370,173:137,miz betrayal.jpg)

But why?

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06bf2b No.112175

So it looks like the side of the ring is a solid LED wall now? When did that change? I remember when they used to store all the "extra" tables, steel chairs, trashcans, etc under the ring, and every show everyone was surprised when they got pulled out and used. What happened to that? Was actually a pretty good schtick

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9b29cd No.112176

Punished Miz

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53f697 No.112177

>>112174

They finally realized Miz didn't do jackshit for them

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2d460a No.112178

>>112172

>cute

Those are some embarrassingly low standards for a fantasy, dude. Have some self esteem.

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9b29cd No.112179

>>112174

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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06bf2b No.112180

>>112172

Was this a twatter status post for "National Grilled Cheese" day? ( was 2 or 3 days ago)

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f4ab8b No.112181

The superstar shakeup just seems sub par compared to how things were built up for the WWE Draft

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e18438 No.112182

This RAW roster doesn't make sense with the lack of titles and stories for everybody.

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06bf2b No.112183

So…. The #1 heel is now being moved to the B-show.

Bore Lezsnore signed to contract that allows both real fighting and wrastlin

Could this be to prep Bore into the Red Team King-of-the-Heels position?

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596c75 No.112184

>>112181

Last year it was worse, just some random person from the other brand enters. They did do that somewhat tonight but at least they did SOME buildup on occasions. Better than last year but nowhere as good as the WWE Draft.

Decent show overall, better than last week. Both Hardy matches were good.

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06bf2b No.112185

Also, followup, does anyone know if Bore's new contract is such that I stop having to see fucking Jimmy John's ads the entire time he's deciding if he's gonna do a german suplex or an f5, or just flex and sweat and show off his massive rosatia?

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9b29cd No.112186

>>112182

maybe miz will win the IC title in saudi arabia

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06bf2b No.112187

Like honestly Buck Fuckster is one of the worst things to happen to wrastling… MAYBE I would be interested if he beat up his female NIA counterpart – talentless fat fuck match. Old school cover the tables in thumbtacks kinda shit. THAT would be pop but vince would never do it…

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53f697 No.112189

File: 4a12484c2634dbf⋯.jpg (134.76 KB,768x1024,3:4,C5YjrYvUsAAVb2e.jpg)

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e18438 No.112190

Might be time to go back to the 90's era of a million titles on each show, followed by some solid undercard feuds. There's too many people to rotate with Bork holding the title hostage.

Fuck, even if he wasn't, the roster is just too big for what they have going on. You can only hold some of these guys in midcard Hell and Dolph purgatory for so long

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06bf2b No.112191

>>112187

Remember when Vince got cucked and lost his Federation trademark to a bunch of Panda huggers?

Washed up to the max.

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06bf2b No.112193

>>112189

Is this a male or female?

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596c75 No.112194

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>Chad Gable is on RAW now

>Didn't even announce it on the show

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06bf2b No.112195

>>112190

Or how about dropping all the SJW shit, have stories with mystery again (like mankind or kane stories long ago), 3-way rivalries instead of this team-based (like Mankind vs The Tock vs Stone Fold).

I mean shit even 5-10 years ago had interesting aerial art performs and whatnot, that seems to all have been dropped for 70% "crawling in pain" matches.. maybe has something to do with increasing the schedule from 1/2 broadcast and 1/2 house shows to 6 day a week? Even still, no excuse for this garbage to have gotten as shitty as it is. 90% of my entertainment anymore is seeing something that reminds me of back when wrastling was entertaining to watch.

WWE Bookers/Writers: Since I know you're reading this, PLEASE pay attention. The cuckfaces that are paying for your product now obviously wil lpay for ANYTHING no matter the quality, so why not try to pander to folks with actual standards and win back the growth you've been missing for an entire generation.

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596c75 No.112197

>>112194

Oh not just him, Mojo Rawley, Zack Ryder and Mike Kanellis got drafted to RAW now and none of this was announced on the show

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839a70 No.112198

>>112194

>>112197

New faction: The Who Squad

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06bf2b No.112199

>>112197

> Zack Ryder

Could old Zack Ryder be considered /ourguy/ since he basically got on wrastling by complaining and yelling "wooo" on the internet a lot (and thus Vince thought he could cash in summore)?

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596c75 No.112200

>>112199

Vince probably thought he was stealing form Ric Flair and buried him as a result

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06bf2b No.112201

>>112200

But he had to bring him from youtube onto WWE to bury him first.. Basically dig him up just to bury him?

I guess I could see that.

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596c75 No.112203

>>112201

Vince bought the entirety of WCW just to bury them, there's no limit for him

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06bf2b No.112204

>>112201

> Ryder made his return to ECW on May 5, 2009 in a backstage segment with General Manager Tiffany. He now sported short hair, tanned skin, sunglasses, a headband, half-trunks/half-tights, displaying something of an arrogant Long Island guido character and more frequent uses of catchphrases "woo woo woo" and "you know it", that he had used sparingly in the tag team.[36][37] He lost to Finlay in his first singles match, on the May 7 Superstars.[38] His first win was on the May 19 ECW on Sci Fi over a jobber,[37] in what is now known as the "exploding trunks" match due to the jobber suffering a wardrobe malfunction during the match.[39]

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06bf2b No.112205

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53f697 No.112206

File: b01e48d6ebc55c7⋯.jpg (89.28 KB,807x1081,807:1081,B5WwkebCMAEbm1y.jpg)

>>112193

If you wanted more pics all you had to do was ask!

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06bf2b No.112207

>>112205

This one match in 2009 had more action than tonight's entire RAW.

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06bf2b No.112208

>>112206

Post nudez plz. Deep fakes okay.

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53f697 No.112209

File: 8738e253c135e02⋯.jpg (128.48 KB,768x1024,3:4,CtUO5amVUAAi7Fb.jpg)

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06bf2b No.112210

File: 93e9429bd1d1364⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,64.84 KB,768x512,3:2,TheRealMiz.jpg)

>>112209

I'll trade you this rare Miz shot..

Since I've already given it, you're bound to provide nudez.

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06bf2b No.112211

>>112210

Team Balor BTFO….

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06bf2b No.112212

< Thread dies as everyone Dolph Zigglers themselves to >>112210

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938208 No.112213

File: 1894974f1b7eeb7⋯.jpg (13.44 KB,214x174,107:87,fucking serious.jpg)

>>112209

Selfies are for faggots.

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06bf2b No.112214

>>112210

< notices the law books in the scene background

Looking up the exact penalties for sodomy?

Maybe not even for the foreground event, but for the defence on the inevitable Vince vs WWF fans (40 counts of 1st degree rape)

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881f3e No.112218

File: df97f8138e379eb⋯.webm (5.44 MB,1280x720,16:9,Zigzag Claymore.webm)

File: 16c68b551cebadd⋯.webm (8.72 MB,1280x720,16:9,Pure Strikes Rousey.webm)

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084542 No.112220

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596c75 No.112221

>>112220

Oh well. Hope AOP can manage without him but they were looking pretty generic today.

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a282f8 No.112222

>>112218

How do you fuck up a dive punch like that? Lousy Roussey is lucky soyboys and sjws eat this up.

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596c75 No.112223

File: db2893879a3ea9e⋯.mp4 (889.81 KB,720x720,1:1,ronda superman punch slow ….mp4)

File: d1903ac0ca03269⋯.webm (321.88 KB,462x360,77:60,Ronda Rousey boxing.webm)

>>112218

>>112222

Still better than what her MMA coach Edmond Tarverdyan taught her.

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596c75 No.112224

Crusierweights seem to be off RAW and now 205 Live is its own thing, separate from RAW.

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0344f3 No.112226

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>Bobby vs. Roode again when

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938208 No.112235

>>112224

You have to watch Main Event on Taima streams tuesdays after smackdown and 205 live or on hulu to see the RAW cruiserweights segments. After it was rumored haich took over 205, they were dropped off the main show roster and instead take up half the slots of the Main Event show that's supposed to be for midcarders and below that don't get to shine on the main show, where "perma-jobber" teams like Heath Slater and Rhyno can actually win.

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a282f8 No.112313

>>112223

>The punch webm

No wonder why she lost her fights in UFC.

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596c75 No.112442

>>112313

She's not much of a striker, it was her Olympic level Judo skills which helped her the most in her fights. Once she took down her opponent, lock in the armbar and that was it. Probably lucky that her first number of fights were against a comparatively weaker roster of women than it is now.

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596c75 No.112447

File: 8cfc677c6c63ca3⋯.jpg (42.54 KB,650x433,650:433,3MB.jpg)

All of 3MB are back on the same brand now. Reunion concert soon?

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938208 No.112479

>>112447

Wasn't Slater in 3MB? He's still on RAM Main Event.

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