UMass Campus Informant: USS Pueblo designation of threat, from Yugoslav INTERPOL, the Mossad union for prostitutes.
RGIS: John Gotti, your father accuses me of holding a microphone while smoking pot, so I go into a concentration camp oven, and you have accused Jews of not sharing, so we don't know how to get married. You run audits out of malls, with the slave labor you've accumulated, through our fathers; in support group programs, that turn us into pedophiles, unless we honestly quit booze for two years on a circadian marker, and scream that we're a Nazi.
Spanish Republican MI-6: Neil Entwhistle, you have arranged a society of art depending on sexual assault victims on tape and film shared with artists, to reposition famous children's art as creepy pastels and images of our childhood memories designed just for a rapist that feels themselves dominant through a repetitive invocation of Hitler to bomb you to death; so a faggot in a backwards beret can make a painting, for a large nosed Pole to teach us about.
Colella's Supermarket PTA Scholarship: Alex Danahy, you have subverted the legal inclination of your older sister, into a sales of your town's assets to Officer Buckley, and sold cocaine throughout military programs in the state out of the Class of 2004; we have had to kill, draft, or incapacitate, multiple cocaine addicts, selling bags of white cocaine, through multiple annexes and sources, in military intelligence programs in the ROTC and State Police. Your fixation on the "Wire" TV show, and the resulting shutdown of Hanscom Airbase from the mail room hack on State Police and CIA recruits, has gone too far.
Freemasonic Baghdad: Your attempts, Saddam Husein, and related Ba'ath French or Syrian-Jews, has unseated the Vatican and done so in favor of the Queen of England and the Presbyterian Church's alleged claims of loyalty of the Gypsies, to Northern Ireland; something we despise wholeheartedly and humorously, since we're superiorly larger, swifter, and stronger in fights, and we are weaker at large field tactics; but you rely on our tactics, having copied them, for Queen Elizabeth I, and we function in motor cars now, not your antiquated methods of getting around on town hall civics meetings for Boris Yeltsin and school shootings financed by the Mossad and the Israeli Defense Forces; also enemies of the Romalians, the English Nobles.
Hell's Angels Freemasons: Prime Minister Ben Harper, you remain a cunt and you are a cunt, for refusing the rights of women to serve in the police, military, or espionage services, which requires them to smoke marijuana, not place them on anti-psychotics, or take away their birth control or rights to abortion as a group concensus about killing the child stolen from a man outside of wedlock; for lesbianism, the most despised thing in the women's community, a haze mistress attempting to become a female lawyer; a slave owner, any lawyer, however you portend and portray this as prostitution, however as a "lifestyle"; marriage to men of slower and dumbly witted demeanors, "bulls"; and you too, are a "bull dyke", your weight class and hair after a successful lawyer's review case in court.
INTERPOL Yugoslav: Dear God, Empress, have you assorted yourself with the Mossad, the Carnegie Gypsies? You can't run cotton farms, textile mills, and pork swine slavery butcher shops, as women, for reform school victim females, streetwalkers and lipstick lesbians and prostitutes in proper form; not your form of prostitution, police protected dominatrixes, getting wives for police officers through fake pot busts, or even an actual marijuana arrest; we don't tolerate it in NATO, since it makes other people feel bad; the person you're arresting or castrating or forcing marriage on. We consider you subhuman, but you still get the same arrest everyone else does. You don't do the same, hence the consideration of subhuman development of the hippocampus.
Lucas Arts Snuff: George Lucas, you have worked with film schools snuffing actresses in drama clubs for being heterosexual, and refusing bisexual fasting, yet still being in perfect shape physically, from refusing sports and athletics; a short-minded, dim-tempered, bulemic, a female serial killer or an obese one after having had children on an arranged marriage through the Freemasons. We have never considered your film worthwhile, and the second the CIA and USMC, your betters, figure out you're forcing lobotomized pimps to kill women, you're done. You too, Sam Neill, of Jurassic Park.
