No.35084
Luke, did I ever tell you about Coca Cola?
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No.35087
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in thirst and were suddenly quenched.
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No.35092
>>35084
*ssssssiiiip* Coke is the #1 drink in the galaxy doncha know. This is max nostalgia right here
who fucking thought this was a good idea?
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No.35093
>in: Wookiepedia good articles
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No.35095
>>35084
<In b4 the Sith drink Pepsi.
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No.35097
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No.35099
Since coke is now canon, why not put it into episode 9? Just think of the easy money!
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No.35102
>>35099
Old time merchant hand rubbing.
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No.35105
COKE IS NOW CANON
DO YOU MISS GEORGE, YET?
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No.35106
>(((Disney))) made every product you can buy at the fucking (((Disneyland))) park canon
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No.35108
>>35102
>>35106
BUY OUR PRODUCTS TOYIM!
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No.35114
>>35099
But seriously, I really want to see product placement in episode 9. It would be the perfect topping on all of this madness like time travel and Palpatine possessing people and all the other shit in the spoiler thread.
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No.35118
>>35114
Its likely to happen since a lot of spoilers claim that the disney park will be in IX.
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No.35121
>>35084
it would be fine if Disney would have worked with the Coca Cola Company to create a new soda drink that would become part of Star Wars canon but just make Cola canon is fucking pathetic
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No.35126
>>35118
What exactly is there from the park that you can put into the movie? From what I saw in the thread the whole thing is an assortment of shitty shops and pseudo workplaces.
>>35121
I am genuinely amused and even somewhat impressed. Yidney are feeding this dumpster fire with fuel I couldn't even imagine. They are remarkably creative in their self destruction.
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No.35127
>>35126
The Resistance base which is currently closed off until January. There's also supposed to be a big battle in the woods where the new mountain troopers will show up and attack the base
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No.35128
>>35126
agree. They are creatively bankrupt
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No.35129
>>35127
>mountain trooper
Must have missed that one, let me guess, nutrooper painted green?
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No.35133
>>35129
Nah. It's just a scout trooper fused with one of those shity Coastal troopers from Rogue one
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No.35135
>ywn drink conk-colk while fighting the first order
why live?
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No.35136
>>35084
cant wait until Star Wars will be full of product placement like in shitty Adam Sandler movies
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No.35161
>>35087
Wow, now I know why ep7 added flamethrowers.
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No.35162
I like Coca Cola, but why do I guess these fucking little balls cost as much as a 20oz?
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No.35164
>>35136
I love mah fuckin' coke brand poppingcorn.
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No.35165
>>35084
This is so great if I worked for Disney I'd continue this trend into everything, telling all the Execs how its all good and look at all the Advertiser money while the whole Star Wars brand tanks so it can finally die and be reborn by actual fans of the EU.
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No.35166
>>35165
I get what you mean anon. Even a dozen or so infiltrated anons could barely have done a better job of turning star wars and Disney into ashes.
Hell, I don't think I could out destroy these faggots with a squad of Flammenwerfers.
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No.35171
>>35162
It's seven dollars by the way
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No.35172
>>35171
…you can buy a 20 pack of cans for that price and still have fifty cents left over.
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No.35182
>>35162
It packed in especially cancerous & estrogen mimicking plastic & it probably has enough corn syrup and aspartame to give elephant diabetes. With only a few sips you too and your wife's son(s) can also have the nu-male smile*.
*wahmyn get to experience breast cancers, wild mood swings, & weight gain due to unbalanced hormones from consuming this product.
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No.35183
>>35136
Jack & Jill is an extremely shitty movie, but at least the only thing it tarnishes is Adam Sandler.
>>35166
this.
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No.35187
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No.35188
>>35187
Jesus Christ.
I think we could start a new thread were we collect all the stuff that NuLucasFilms ripped off
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No.35190
>>35188
Agreed. Even IX's new aliens are just rip offs of aliens from Babylon 5.
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No.35192
>>35190
>>35190
I wonder if we can find ripoffs form Star Trek and Warhammer 40k too
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No.35193
>>35192
Here's most of them. We might be able to find some decent knockoffs. Although most of these look like knockoffs of other familiar aliens. Like one that looks like a Hutt or one that's a discount wookiee/lasat
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No.35198
>>35193
>TLJ #18
>It's a giant bug in a cape
I actually like that one. It's creative and feels alien, while throwing in elements of civility to spice it up.
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No.35201
>>35198
It seems every time hollywood needs aliens they always default to bugs assuming they don't rip something off as is the case with disney.
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No.35204
>>35198
Its kinda hard to not fuck up a bug man. In TFA the only decent looking alien was an orange mosquito. Also all of these aliens were designed by the same hack Jake Lunt Davis who couldn't design a decent alien to save his life. Everything he makes looks like generic and over-realistic butt-faced background aliens like the kind you'd see in 90s and 00s scifi like TNG, Babylon 5, Farscape and Dr. Who.
>>35201
This
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No.35208
>>35193
>#14
Apparently even the aliens make that face.
>#29
That's clearly a Batarian.
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No.35212
>>35193
>every 7 and 8 alien is either orange, brown, or pink
you know, i thought it was kind of just bait when i saw that initial post but jesus tapdancing christ, they really are that bad at making new species. literally the most inventive thing they have is the little green man in the first pic, and he's just a ripoff of the wizard of oz.
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