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The Empire did nothing wrong.

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 No.29578

Why were the Rakatans such mouth breathing retards?

>hurr fuck the Kwa even though they were the ones who elevated us

>the infinity gates are permanently disabled, leaving the Rakatans permanently stranded once they lose their force sensitivity

>hurr the weak should fear the strong

>they proceed to get annihilated by a coalition of the weak

>hurr only personal advancement matters - kill your superiors and mistreat your underlings whenever possible

>their entire infrastructure collapses over night

>hurr slavery good

>through their reckless slaving, the Rakatans inadvertently seed their myriad holdings with future enemies who will one day vastly outnumber and overcome them

>hurr only the dark side matters

>this is demonstrably false

>hurr eat whoever you defeat even if they're a member of your own species

>they get cut off from the force through the in-universe equivalent of that brain disease cannibals get in real life

Reminder that to be moral is to be practical and to be practical is to be moral, and that the Rakatans are a great indication of the essential stupidity one finds at the heart of all immorality..

Bravo, ""infinite"" Empire. Bravo.

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 No.29600

>>29578

>hurr fuck the Kwa even though they were the ones who elevated us

The Rakata were a violent race of slaving genocidal cannibals even before being uplifted. The Kwa were unaware of this because the Rakata put up a front of benevolence, it was a fuck up of epic proportions on the part of the Kwa who only noticed it when it was too late.

Interestingly though, the Infinite Empire wasn't even infinite. It was only 500 planets.

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 No.29604

>a violent race of slaving genocidal cannibals

Woah… er… can you not? All cultures are beautiful.

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 No.29605

>>29578

You're just complaining because someone with a Rakatan flag told everyone he didn't like us.

Also I genuinely wish I had a white slave.

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 No.29606

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 No.29614

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>>29600

>Infinite Empire

<the size of a sector

>Eternal Empire

<lasted only a couple hundred years

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 No.29619

They are ugly hammer shark things… of course they were retards. Everything short of human is retarded also

>galactic empire

>controls less than 3/4 of the galaxy

>galactic republic

>even less

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 No.29625

>>29604

ok.. let's unpack this

>>29578

who hurt you?

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 No.29626

Because they're space Jews.

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 No.29650

>>29626

How? They're actually good in a fight for a start, and build impressive things for the second.

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 No.29652

>>29650

Space Mongols then?

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 No.29662

>>29652

Well, considering their actual Empire was spread thin and relatively shortlived, and impressive designs were built on the backs of those they conquered… how about space Timurids?

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 No.29706

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>>29625

>who hurt you?

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 No.29707

>>29650

>build impressive things

<their entire infrastructure collapses over night

Using the suffering and anguish of slaves as batteries is a recipe for disaster. It leaves you with a brittle sort of control that will snap the moment you display weakness. There is no room for error in a system like that because the resentment of the enslaved will be so strong that your own destruction is guaranteed, particularly as you're relying on a singular energy source that was generated by the slaves themselves.

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 No.29710

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>>29706

wow… just wow

>>29626

i literally can't even

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 No.30409

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>>29662

I always took it that the Rakata were based off ancient Egyptians. What with having a strict caste system, including a warrior and priest class, an obsession with pyramid like structures and building an entire directly off the backs of slaves.

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 No.30410

>>30404

>Double spacing

>Bait

<ALDERAAN

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 No.30414

>>30409

we were rakatans n shieet nigga

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 No.30416

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 No.30442

>>29578

In-universe 3rd worlders?

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 No.30460

>>30442

More like in-universe Saudis if the formation of the kingdom occurred prior to the Arab invasions rather than after them.

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 No.30461

>>29578

>hurr the weak should fear the strong

>they proceed to get annihilated by a coalition of the weak

Sparta was defeated by a slave rebellion.

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 No.30463

>>30461

Yes, and? You know Sparta practically became the ancients' equivalent of an amusement park after Rome conquered Greece, right? Roman senators would pay to wrestle with Spartan youths whilst they undertook their studies in gymnastics. Their whole way of life was turned into a sort of safari for rich philhellenes .

If anything, Sparta simply proves my point further.

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 No.30464

>>30463

Well, it doesn't necessitate that either Spartans or especially Rakatans were mouth breathing retards, they simply didn't know how things work. They became the example of how not to run a society.

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 No.30465

>>30464

Dictionary result for hyperbole

/hʌɪˈpəːbəli/

noun

exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally

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 No.30484

>>30464

Spartan society succeeded for centuries, though. the fact that they degenerated and eventually became a dead meme doesn't negate their accomplishments. the same is true of other societies.

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