No.28758
Include Disney Wars characters.
Now wait a sec, hear me out. You know how Disney is taking Expanded Universe characters like Paelleon and Thrawn and completely raping them? We should do the same, take the names of shitty Disney OCs and then rewrite their histories to suit our likings. So just like how people will search Thrawn and come across fake Disney lore, people will search Aphra and come across a wiki article about how she was a random scientist exploring the Unknown Regions (she never had any interaction with Vader or Evazon or any of the main characters of the OT) who became one of the first victims of the Yu Zan Vong invasion. Her ship's hyperdrive was disabled, and then she was boarded and enslaved, attempting to escape from her imprisonment, a random Vong gutted her and she met her end there, aboard a Vong ship.
This idea gives us the opportunity to score some much needed bants against the Mouse and it allows us some room for creative storytelling. Would anyone be opposed to me adding articles like this to the Wiki?
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No.28763
>>28758
Someone already brought this concept up before with Holdo, specifically her home planet which someone thought it might be funny to write as the butt of the joke of the galaxy that eventually gets wiped out by a plague or something.
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No.28765
>>28763
Oh no, I suggested far worse: that it was converted into a planet of fanatical Empire loyalists by COMPNOR, and that the "old ways" are persecuted without mercy.
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No.28767
>>28765
That's even better
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No.28768
>>28763
>>28765
Is the wiki currently open for creating articles like this? And is there a form of space AIDs we can have Tam Pozla contract and die from? I remember there was that flesh eating disease unleashed on a Naboo moon in a Dark Horse comic.
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No.28817
>score some much needed bants against the Mouse
Fics where characters that the author doesn't like get their stories get rewritten so that get BTFO'd or some shit always come across as butthurt. My two cents.
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No.28818
>>28768
I mean there is the Mnggal-Mnggal, also you could retcon an imperial bioweapon to destroy human
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No.28821
>>28817
That's exactly what Disney has done with EU characters though, having fucking Saw Guerrera kill off Panaka because Panaka was too based for them.
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No.28825
>>28758
>>28768
>alderaanfag
not this shit again
There is that imperial bioweapon from the Death Troopers novel and the Rakghoul plague if you're really so inclined.
>>28817
I have to agree here, though I do find the basic concept funny. Perhaps limit yourself to off-handedly mentioning the characters name as a member of some party of characters that get killed off, or make it so they're part of some holonovel fiction/ non-canon one-off comedy story.
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No.28826
>>28817
>>28825
Will agree with these two. Although a story about the Imperial subjugation of Gatalenta would work wonderfully because it doesn't have to mention any specific character names, and could accomplish the schaudenfraude without sounding butthurt.
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No.28831
>>28826
>Although a story about the Imperial subjugation of Gatalenta would work wonderfully because it doesn't have to mention any specific character names, and could accomplish the schaudenfraude without sounding butthurt.
Yeah, because it was so much less offensive when Filoni raped an entire planet (Mandalore) in TCW. You're just being contrarian faggots because I didn't bother changing my flag from Alderaan.
>>28825
>muh alderaan
>muh flags
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No.28839
You know, this guy would probably get much more headway if he were able to let things go. That, and accept that he's been an ass for the past few days. We're quite forgiving of self-awareness like that.
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No.28842
>>28839
>just pretend you were wrong when you weren't wrong
Blow me, I still remember the thread where you started sperging out about /pol/ and everyone told you to shut the fuck up. I triggered all of you when I started criticizing Thrawn and none of you can let it go. The only reason you think I'm being an "ass" is because I disagree with you, you would like it if everyone always had the exact same opinion and you never had to think or try to refute opposing viewpoints. I also remember you acting like a dweeb and saging and going "Hurr, don't respond to him, don't respond to him"
I wouldn't be surprised if you were the false flag spammer who started praising Disney. It matched your posting style perfectly.
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No.28854
Because you keep doing it, you stubborn ass, whereas I backed off on that one, and tried some reconciliation by taking that crosscurrents review seriously even if I prefer other authors, it does get some interesting stuff across. Even if the Wook anon and I disagree on that front, we seem to get along fine elsewhere. You keep sticking your foot in it like a misfit who doesn't get why people don't like him. At least a /pol/ack knows how to change up his rhetoric, something you haven't done yet. According to you, none of this is your fault, when you should have known full well that you were shitting on something a large number of Star Wars fans still like. Had you argued it like Ssi-Ruuk anon, you would have gotten away with a productive discussion instead of the shitfest it became. Instead, look where we are now, bickering over which of us is the bigger ass.
So no, fuck off or swallow your pride, I don't care which you choose.
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No.28858
>>28854
You seem to think I want you to like me, you, and many of the other users on this board, have proven yourselves to have shit taste. If you did start to like me, I would be doing something wrong.
>So no, fuck off or swallow your pride, I don't care which you choose
>hurr, apologize or I'll report you again
Suck my dick.
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No.28866
>he still doesn't get the point of this
Welp, if that didn't get through, nothing will. Oh well.
Anyone have some more productive ideas?
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No.28867
>>28866
I entirely get the point. The point is that you're a conformist faggot who thinks that when people criticize you, you're automatically wrong because the mob is always right. You're a pussy, plain and simple. I don't care if I get banned, because I know that I've been right the whole time. When I'm wrong, I recognize it, and I alter my behavior, but in this case I'm 100% right and no amount of browbeating from some faggot who hides behind a semi-permanent facade of saging and "U MAD, BRO" posting is going to change my mind on that fact.
You fall back on your little tactic of trying to talk to other people instead of talking to me quite often. It's illustrates just how much of a conformist you really are, you're not confident enough in anything you're saying to me to just say, you need external validation, you need someone else to agree with you for you to feel satisfied.
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No.28868
>>28867
>>28842
Right about what? You're acting like a dramatic faggot and refuse to accept it.
>>28817
This. We also don't need Disney's faggotry about just to fuck with them to "blow them the fuck out". And even if we did, it should only be for comedic reasons, otherwise it just screams butthurt on our part and makes us look bad.
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No.28872
>>28858
>If you did start to like me, I would be doing something wrong.
Now where have I heard that before?
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No.28874
>>28867
You confuse conformity with the ability to discuss things without a massive spergout. Have whatever opinion you want, just don't go on some asinine crusade to kill the board if someone disagrees with you- this place doesn't revolve around you. That's the sort of pretentious self-important nonsense that most people can't stand.
Just stop being such a dramawhore, and things might go more smooth for your faggot ass.
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No.28944
>>28867
So you're shitting up the board because nobody's kissing your ass? Stop pretending like you embody the board and that everyone on it should be like you, faggot.
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No.28949
>>28944
Stop pretending you aren't the one who keeps on prolonging this drama.
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No.28957
>>28949
You didn't have to respond, you know.
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No.28961
>>28957
I'm not in the habit of ignoring people that talk to me. Even if they are retards, I feel like it's polite to at the very least respond.
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