No.26936
>Sheev is Vader's dad now
>not the Force or even Plagueis
Bravo Marvel. Bravo Disney.
>mfw there will be idiots who actually defend this pile of crap
The only thing worse than this revelation is the comic itself.
http://archive.is/Iecj0
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No.26940
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No.26942
>>26936
How could everything go so wrong?
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No.26943
It shouldn't have been that hard to make anything better than what George could make, yet somehow Disney went all out and made the worst stories imaginable that would put even the likes of Ken Penders to shame.
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No.26944
At this point, I don't even care anymore. As far as I'm concerned, this is all just a twisted corruption by Abeloth on our reality.
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No.26949
What is the point of this? And no, don't try to bang on about how this is supposed to be a demolition of the saga, they're too incompetent for it to be that. What purpose does this "revelation" serve?
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No.26950
>>26949
Its subverting expectations…
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No.26951
>>26936
What a fucking meme. Lmao
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No.26952
>>26936
Palpatine would be to young to do this. He'd be like 40, further it would make no sense for Palpatine to do this in the first place because firstly he doesn't know how to create life and secondly he could just create life anywhere else in the Galaxy.
That's why Darth Plagueis worked so much better because he's the correct age and as well he didn't know where he had created the life nor its purpose.
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No.26953
>>26943
>Ken Penders
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
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No.26954
This can't be real
>looks it up
What the fuck were they thinking?!
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No.26955
Wait- so was Palps actually physically there, or is this just a bad rip off of that part from the Plagueis novel?
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No.26964
>there was an anon shilling for this retardation on /sw/ just a couple of months ago
Mouse shills confirmed to browse h8chan.
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No.26967
>>26964
>months
More like a few days ago. His thread is still up shilling this comic.
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No.26968
>>26964
The wording on that bat looks kinda blurry. It triggers my tism something fierce. So here.
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No.26970
>>26967
This was a different thread, may or may not have been the same guy. Couple months back he was trying to claim that Sheev and Plagueis were mutual butt buddy baby daddies to Anakin through the Force.
>>26968
I can always appreciate autism applied to a good cause, anon.
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No.26975
This may be the worst change in Mouse Wars, because it undermines all the good parts of Return of the Jedi. It takes a story about the power of the love between father and son to redeem anyone, no matter how far they've fallen, and turns it into "well, actually, if your father's really bad, you should just kill him, screw redemption"
What a fucking embarrassment.
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No.26976
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No.26984
>>26936
>The Chosen One was meant to bring balance to the Force by countering the cloud of the dark side that had been growing for a millenia.
>Sheev bangs Shmi and creates the very person capable of undoing all the Sith's work.
Great job Disney. Sheev is also now Luke and Leia's grandfather.
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No.26986
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No.26991
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No.26993
Wtf is even going on anymore
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No.26998
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No.26999
>>26936
LE WHYTE MALE IS A DEMON, AND NOT DUH CHOSEN ONE, REY IS DUH CHOSEN ONE!
BASED DIDSNEY!
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No.27001
Reminder that these comics are canon in line with all of Disney Wars, there will likely be a revelation about Luke deciding to kill himself because he found out Sheev was his grandad, lol
Kylo Ren is now Sheev's great grandson. Lmao, holy shit.
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No.27003
>>26936
I hope whoever came up with this idea gets raped by a pack of wookiees.
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No.27005
>>27003
Disney Fags are defending it because in one version of the Revenge of the Sith screenplay, Sheev tells Anakin that he created him with the force, disregarding the fact that Sheev is a liar and full of shit, and that Lucas took it out of the screenplay because he realized fans would be too stupid to understand that Sheev is deceiving Anakin with that line.
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No.27009
>>26999
I think this is what they're going for. Anakin is a false messiah and Rey is the True Chosen One.
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No.27014
>>27009
Well, the Force is female!
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No.27015
>>27001
>Kylo Ren is now Sheev's great grandson
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No.27034
Seriously… i don't care, It's Disney fanction. So hard to understand that? Star Wars is a closed fictional universe by now. 30 years of it, so we have material to discuss for a century or more. People still discuss Tolkien even if the guy is dead for almost 50 years by now.
You people just stop worrying and giving audience to that garbage.
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No.27035
>>27034
>You people just stop worrying and giving audience to that garbage
It's always worthwhile to say something sucks and is retarded, anon.
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No.27038
>>27034
You aren't properly recognizing how dangerous what Disney is doing is. They're rewriting history, rewritingculture, and subverting it for the worse. Star Wars can never be ruined for us, but future generations will be totally turned off to the good George Lucas did, because the amount of trash content from the Mouse will outweigh, and overshadow the real stuff.
By pointing out how terrible the new stuff is, and documenting how it doesn't line up with Lucas' work, we can keep the spirit alive for future generations. I'm ready Expanded Universe material for the first time thanks to this board. Others will no doubt do the same. It's our duty to repudiate the Disney shills and their terrible content.
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No.27060
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No.27102
>>27060
That image disgusts me and horrifies me… Well done. You brought out the truest potential of that terrible moment.
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