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 No.21934

Kinda looks promising. Too bad it looks like it may be exclusive to the occulous quest headset(hopefully modders can fool the game)

Playing as Vader in vr seems fun does it not? Hopefully they don't poz it.

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 No.21935

>always red screen

>muffled sounds

>breathing sound

I wouldn't want to be inside Vader's mask.

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 No.21936

>>21934

Unless I can slaughter and genocide wookiees, I can't say I'm excited just ye-

>Vader's shitty new-canon house

I'm already feeling hesitant.

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 No.21937

>>21936

Vader never struck me as the type to have an inner sanctum at all. I imagine him as always been on some ISD or another, always on duty, because it's the only thing he knows and being a war hero took up the best years of his life. Stopping anywhere too long gives more time to brood on the past.

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 No.21939

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>>21934

>Episode 1

Oh god, it's episodic.

>Front page of their website

>This description of themselves

>No mention of "game" or "gameplay"

>Only storytelling experiences

My confidence is dropping. To be fair, I've seen good devs have shit like this too.

>Based on Secrets of the Empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ0SeOyFReI

So it's based on an amusement park piece of garbage.

Anybody familiar with the author, David S. Goyer?

His IMDB page looks like a mixed bag.

Overall, I can't help but feel extremely pessimistic.

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 No.21940

File: cd082dcf9067cc3⋯.png (25.76 KB,472x91,472:91,woke.png)

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 No.21941

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>VR

Into the trash it goes.

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 No.21944

>>21939

Goyer is okay, but he doesn't know how to start or end scenes. He's alright if he's working with a good director who can make sense of his scripts.

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 No.21950

>>21939

goyer didn't write the dark knight's screenplay, only the story. likewise, his draft of bvs had heavy revising by chris terrio. also i'm absolutely certain now that lucasfilm has somehow invaded my mind, just this morning at work i was thinking of how i wouldn't mind seeing goyer do some star wars writing, and now i see this.

>>21937

you're right, which is why vjun was a perfect location, the acid rain and barren landscape fit his mentality and personality. having a fortress on mustafar is just silly since it's where he got his ass kicked by obi-wan, unless he uses it as a source of rage or some shit. i know a recent comic touched on why this useless retcon happened.

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 No.21951

>>21937

Vader having personal retreats and always being on the move are not contradictory.

He's like a rich globe trotter who visits his property now and them, like some pity stops. He had a couple of palaces in Coruscant and Bast Castle and that was it.

> Stopping anywhere too long gives more time to brood on the past.

That's is essential to Vader, he's a brooding type who had troubles even to get some sleep in the first years. That's why he never became a full Sith, that's why he was able to eventually throw Palpatine at the pit.

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 No.21952

That reminded of that Star Wars board game VHS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JPSDn0e75Y

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 No.21957

>>21937

>>21950

Exactly. Vjun was barely a home and more like a place he went to for brief meditation or medical aid without risk of assassination. It was secluded, uninhabited and barely known. But he hardly ever needed it since all his personal starships and places of work had the medical and meditation facilities needed to sustain him on board. Meanwhile Mustafar is a populated industrial world with loads of business activity, both legit and criminal. Mustafar was just chosen by Disney because every planet in nu-canon has to be ones that exist in the films or clones of pre-existing planets, like desert ones which there are too many of now.

But my main grievance with this is that its VR… If I wanted to play a Vader simulator, I'd rather it be something like the first few minutes of the Force Unleashed.

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 No.21963

>>21957

>Meanwhile Mustafar is a populated industrial world with loads of business activity, both legit and criminal.

was it? last i saw mustafar was populated by two people: mustafarians and the cis leadership

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 No.21969

>>21950

If i remember correctly, he was forced to build a fortress in Mustafar by Palpatine was some kind of punishment.

Kind of stupid. The whole idea of Vader apprenticeship was to him cast out his old identity, renounce every tie with his old life, but nu-Palpatine forces him to brood in the place that he was utterly butt fucked.

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 No.21970

>>21963

The planet's native Mustafarians had a thriving mining facility and underground settlements much like Sullustans. It would only make sense for them to continue their mining operation under other contractors after the fall of the CIS. The Black Sun also operated on Mustafar.

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 No.21975

>>21934

Welcome to Vader Immortal, where you are constantly punished if you choose not to suck Rey's feminine benis, you racist white male.

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 No.21981

>>21939

>working with Ninja Theory

>the developers of Devil may Cry: Devil may Cry, aka Tameem Antionade's self-insert adventure

kek

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 No.21983

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>>21939

>Oh god, it's episodic.

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 No.21984

>>21939

Goyer is fine. It's all up to Disney LucasFilm to not fuck him over.

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 No.21985

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>>21975

>where you are constantly punished if you choose not to suck Rey's feminine benis

> suck Rey's feminine benis

Don't tease me with the prospect

>you will never suck Rey's feminine benis

Sad!

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 No.22052

>>21984

inb4 cuck wendingo is commissioned to rewrite his script to be more lgbt friendly

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 No.22070

Good thing good VR games are almost non-existent. This game will hopefully either be boring or as broken as the FO4 VR.

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 No.22092

>>21985

The first level is like the arcade game, but it's with Rey trying to get her feminine benis in your mouth.

Its called Star Wars: Return of the Tranny Casting Directors, but that's only the working title.

Then there's a moment on endor, where all the ewoks go woke, and start killing all the cis male rebels, then divorced aunt's great grandmother comes out and yells 'yass queens' at the still rampaging ewoks, if the player completes the level successfully, there will be a brief glimpse of an image of rian johnson in stripper stormtrooper armor flashed across the screen, the first person who types 'i fapped to that' on twitter will not only get reliked by the head of Lucasfilm and Disney but they'll invite him on a private yacht to give rian johnson a reverse rusty trombone, then they'll give him a story trilogy for the main franchise. Then oneday we'll find out rian was a closeted nazi, and he was just jealous that vader and the empire were a hundred times more badass than he'd ever be in this lifetime, and he wanted to cuck them so he could feel more emasculate, and he gets into a scandal for rapeing rey irl, but no one will care because everyone is kangs and woke from watching TLJ too many times. The end.

+ Yoda returns from his grave to lightning bolt rian johnson to massive applause.

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