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File: dd006f2b071e084⋯.png (1.52 MB,1388x1859,1388:1859,Grand_Admiral_Sloane.png)

 No.21433

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rae_Sloane

>an Imperial Grand Admiral is a black woman (these people are supposed to be Space Nazis, remember)

>leading quote is an edgy quip about how she's a strong independent womyn who won't take no sexual harrassment

Can canon get any more cringe?

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 No.21434

File: 656ebed9b770c11⋯.jpg (144.41 KB,1152x2048,9:16,IMG_20180905_064738.jpg)

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 No.21435

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 No.21436

File: dc50c4258a0cd21⋯.jpg (408.16 KB,1434x1313,1434:1313,Screenshot_20180905-065112….jpg)

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 No.21437

File: 67c50b2d6121588⋯.jpg (555.48 KB,1434x2200,717:1100,Screenshot_20180905-065226….jpg)

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 No.21439

File: 5f367cdd834e524⋯.png (1.08 MB,1524x666,254:111,5f367cdd834e524fc82541f461….png)

Fart saga is a personal favorite of mine. Still don't' know how Cuck Wendig got away with inserting fetish erotica in a Star Wars novel.

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 No.21440

>>21434

>unironically using gender-neutral pronouns

when people like Cuck Wendig do this, I wonder if they hear a quiet voice in the back of their head telling them that they're a giant faggot.

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 No.21441

File: 9bb7e0cbe309855⋯.webm (932.53 KB,854x480,427:240,GAS_GAS_GAS_Disney.webm)

>>21433

Don't ask too many questions, you may not like the answer.

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 No.21442

File: 468e74fef88235f⋯.png (218.71 KB,400x470,40:47,Norra Wexley.png)

>>21433

>this bitch replaced Thrawn

>pic-related replaced Luke

How did we get stuck with Admiral BLM and what looks like Hillary Clinton in a gray space suit?

>>21439

Chuck did make fart jokes, but the fart saga was done by two other authors. The new books are 50% farts.

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 No.21445

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 No.21446

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 No.21447

>>21437

his master calls it he a number of times so mystery solved

>>21439

that is the work of Ben Acker and Ben Blacker a writing duo that was responsible for the Thrilling Adventure podcast.

>>21446

what is this from?

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 No.21450

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 No.21451

>>21450

Was trying to find the name of an Alderaanian character that uses They pronouns in one of the new books

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 No.21452

>>21447

>>21447

>>>21437 (You)

>his master calls it he a number of times so mystery solved

The article talks about how BB8 was originally referred to as She before the movie came out, so something something patriarchy something

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 No.21453

File: 7f2f9a57900954c⋯.png (429.57 KB,600x524,150:131,thatfuckingface.png)

>>21433

>Can canon get any more cringe?

You mean "cringeworthy" or "cringey", yeah? You talk like a redditfag/tumblrite, outlander.

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 No.21458

>>21453

You seem upset that people dislike Disney StarWars, newfriend.

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 No.21470

>>21453

>implying reddit has exclusive rights to the word cringe

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 No.21489

>21453

'Get more cringe' is correct, you're just too autistic to understand it.

>>Can canon get any more cringe?

Rose becomes the new emperor while Kylo marries a porg.

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 No.21497

>>21489

>Rose becomes the new emperor while Kylo marries a porg

That would be a successful genre switch into a comedy. I might even laugh at that. Not cringe.

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 No.21512

>21497

In the sequel, han solo becomes a gay crossdresser who participates in a threesome with lando and his blmdroid.

Princess Leia sacrifices herself to stop mansplaining. forever.

Just before the credits, We get a three hour long inner monologue from Rey's Schumer-like vagina.

As it fades to black, Rian's balls drop thinking about the success of his future toy sales.

I had another scene but it wasn't raunchy enough.

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 No.21771

>>21442

>pic related replaced luke

care to enlighten me anon? I haven't had my daily dose of unbridled rage yet

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 No.21772

>>21771

Just read the book man. That way you can bitch about it accordingly. Anyway, its just as he says. She does most of the heroic shit with her team consisting of a gay guy who was a former imperial and her marty stu genius bounty hunter son who is half dathmorian/zabrak. She gets helped along the way by her sister and her sister's wife's son, a tranny space pirate who is described as "beautiful as gold with gold eyes and gold nails" whose preferred pronouns are "zher" and is not an alien. Just a regular human tranny fuck. The old heroes mostly take a back seat to these tumblr fucks, Han is reduced to a bumbling parody of his former self, Ackbar is basically a walking meme and Luke and Leia are too busy being progressive.

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 No.21774

>>21772

which book? I have no interest in disney wars, and don't want to slog through more shit than I have to if she shows up more than once

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 No.21775

>>21774

>which book?

Chuck Wendig's Aftermath Trilogy of books. There not worth anyone's time and its pure pain that should've been a clear indicator of how awful Disney Wars is before TLJ was a thing.

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 No.21820

>>21772

>half dathmorian/zabrak

How does that even work? Different species, and no magic excuse like in Dungeons and Dragons!

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 No.21821

File: 0c55e528eeb3672⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.88 MB,1167x1075,1167:1075,wendigsoylo.png)

>>21820

Dathomir was a mistake in the long run honestly, but this from what I understand is that her lover was a zabrak. Anyway, I think one of us should do a story time someday and just post all of the pages from Wendig's books on here and laugh at them.

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 No.21869

>>21434

What character is this? Is it a member of an asexual species?

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 No.21870

File: be42cf1b2426c6b⋯.jpg (5.85 KB,275x183,275:183,downfload.jpg)

>>21772

>>21869

Nope nevermind

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 No.21882

>>21869

Yep. Wendig even went out of his way to double confirm it on his twitter. This is their idea of a "Outlaw archetype/Han Solo replacement" for the 21st century. A tranny tumblr hair pirate who is "beyond beautiful" and coats itself in gold. WTF is wrong with writers these days?

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 No.21883

>>21882

>outlaw archetype

>offends nobody

Reminder that when A.C. Crispin was doing the Han Solo prequels some editor at LucasArts objected to making explicit that Han Solo was (essentially) a drug dealer and Lucas himself had to step in and say that, yes, spice is narcotics and Han was a spice smuggler, that was the point of his character. I recall it still got toned down in the final books, but only to make the spice he was smuggling (this time) was primarily pharmaceutical but with an illegal recreational market (Like Morphine). Most EU smugglers were just dodging the new Imperial tarifs, but Solo was a spice smuggler.

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 No.21889

>>21883

The new Solo film was truly ball-less in avoiding that aspect of Han's career.

>Most EU smugglers

Han had a lot of drug shipments on his record if I recall. I think the last released book about him detailed him delivering some kind of liquid drug and some salt to Arconans.

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 No.21891

>>21889

Pre-mouse the Young Han Solo trilogy showed that spice and similar high-risk shipments were his specialty; his first real job was distributing glitterstim from a planet that manufactured it, and of course everyone knows that's most of what he did with Jabba.

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 No.21923

>>21436

> Tranny snowflake manages to take control of a Super Star Destroyer

And I'm sure zhe had no problems recruiting hundreds of thousands of people to crew it, either.

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 No.21924

>>21435

Absolutely disgraceful

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 No.21925

>>21889

the movie ends with him going to do a job for jabba, which is undoubtedly spice smuggling. for whatever reason they wanted to do the route of "before the smuggler". it really seems they were counting on the trilogy happening.

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