No.20815
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>Episode IX is underway, filming and as far as we can tell progressing nicely as rumours come out via Movieweb that not only will Episode IX be the longest Star Wars film so far, even longer than the 2.5 hour The Last Jedi, but that the final film in the 9 movie Skywalker cycle could potentially be split into two separate films, a’la the final Harry Potter movie.
>Episode X? That’s the new rumor floating around the outer husk of Star Wars 9 as we enter the second week of production starting tomorrow. Leaks continue to drizzle out of the Lucasfilm base camp, and the latest is that J.J. Abrams and his team are aiming to have the longest film in the franchise with Episode IX. It might be so long, it gets chopped into two movies.
>It is bringing back as many legacy characters as it can fit, with only Han Solo being left out as far as we can tell. Already confirmed to return are Luke Skywalker, General Leia, Chewbacca, Lando Calrissian, C-3PO and R2-D2. We also have the main gang from The Farce Awakens trilogy, including Rey, Finn, Poe, Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren and General Hux. Lesser characters such as Maz Kanata and Unkar Plutt are also said to be back. Then we have Yoda and Obi-Wan returning and it’s heavily rumored that Anakin Skywalker will return in some form, either young or old, in the guise of real-life Hayden Christensen (to appease prequel lovers) or CGI motion capture Sebastian Shaw (to get old school fans pumped).
News sites are saying this piece of crap will be the longest film in the franchise's history and others are saying that the film will be the first to be split into two parts just like Harry Fucking Potter. The motherfuckers at Disney are going to milk this harder than the prize-winning Bantha and get every possible cent it may be worth out of it. Holy fuck.
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No.20816
What an all-star crossover extravaganza 8O
I can't wait for the finale where all of the heroes and good force ghosts place their cupped palms together and fire blue Force power against the face of Palpatine formed in a glowing nebulae with supernova eyes, mouth, and nostrils.
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No.20817
Man, I can't wait for this to just bomb.
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No.20818
This is going to end very, very, very badly. But I'm not against the idea of helping it get there quicker.
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No.20821
>>20815
>George Lucas rumored to be a consultant.
>It might be so long, it gets chopped into two movies.
>bringing back as many legacy actual characters as it can fit.
I knew they would do this the desperation to make shekels is real.I want to see this train wreck crash burn and take the careers of as many disney/soywars people as possible.
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No.20824
>>20823
I'm glad Rian killed Disney Wars tbh, I hope Disney never makes a profit on a movie of the Star Wars IP.
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No.20825
>>20823
Rian ruined Luke. Shove your stupid graphic up your ass.
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No.20829
>but that the final film in the 9 movie Skywalker cycle could potentially be split into two separate films, a’la the final Harry Potter movie.
I hope that doesn't happen. Splitting movies into two parts is retarded
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No.20834
>>20827
>I'm glad I watched a nigger jizz on my wife because now my nigger loving wife is ruined
You have drank the water that made frogs.
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No.20835
>>20815
> We also have the main gang from The Farce Awakens trilogy, including Rey, Finn, Poe, Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren and General Hux.
>Captain Phasma
>Captain Phasma
>Captain Phasma
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No.20837
>>20824
Many people hated TFA as well (myself included) and a lot more after its initial release because the beer goggles of “holy shit it’s the first Star wars after 10 years” wore off and people saw it for what it was an inferior rip off of the OT. Therefore even if abrams directed the second movie, it would have been hated as well.
>>20827
>fan content nu-characters
Nobody likes the nu-characters or the storyline attributed to them.
>>20829
I think this will be done in part to get out of paying actors for another movie & the more obvious reason to attempt to right the ship after TLJ.
It will not work because they do not have a good writing team (fat stinky sjw cat ladies & some soyboys), they do not have a good director (mystery box hack nepotism hire), Disney CEOs actively want Soywars to push unpopular sjw propaganda and the foundation itself TFA, is rotten (no one likes nu-characters or story see above) therefore the next film will bring in less profit than what they want. The questions are how much less the next star wars will make? Can their gimmicks trick enough people into going to see the train wreck (legally at the movie theater)?
>>20835
So its either:
You can't kill off womyn characters that sexist
especially Kathleen's Boba Fett replacement who has died on screen in two different movies (TFA and TLJ) or characters that have died in real life such as Carrie Fisher.
or
TLJ never happened.
>>20836
Different anon here: I just wanted more good Star wars movies also I hated disney for years before they acquired star wars I knew as soon as they got their tentacles (Kurt Eichenwald style) on Star wars that it was over.
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No.20838
>>20837
>they do not have a good director (mystery box hack nepotism hire)
If they split it into two films, JewJew can get away with more mystery boxes for now, since he won't have to wrap anything up yet.
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No.20839
>>20838
in b4 second part has re-shoots and a new director.
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No.20840
>>20839
In b4 second film splits into 3 to become Rian's new trilogy
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No.20843
>>20836
>Would you rather have had Disney successfully milk this cow for years well everyone around you talked about how amazing it was that Leia was in a lesbian relationship
Disney is not selling. That's delusional.
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No.20844
>>20843
What are you on about? Nobody said anything about Disney selling anything. The anon said he'd rather see Disney fail at making normalfags like SW than see them succeed at making people love their shit.
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No.20845
>>20834
Water does not make frogs. And if you mean gay frog water, Disney would probably be the ones making it, faggot.
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No.20846
>>20837
>Kurt Eichenwald
That idiot's hentai controversy will never stop being funny.
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No.20848
>>20842
Kids seem to like the First Order characters. I wouldn't doubt if the Tumblrs and #rehiregunn faggots writing for Pedowood today deliberately tried to sabotage their perceived coolness of Kylo Ren in episode IX because they don't want children to admire space fascists. Social justicars don't even want to succeed if it can't be done in an ideologically pure fashion.
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No.20849
>>20842
How do you find tabletop buddies, by the way? I'm looking for some.
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No.20850
>>20849
Not that anon, but the guys I regularly play with and trust I met in college. The comic store near my workplace also hosts tabletop events on friday and saturday nights, but its mostly Warhammer 40k (mainly faggots who still like GeeDubz and their latest editions and those tards usually play as the fucking Tau). They also have SW nights but that shit usually has faggots dressing like Kylo Ren. Some nights they do other settings like Forgotten Realms but turnouts for those are always low sadly.
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No.20857
>>20815
>but that the final film in the 9 movie Skywalker cycle could potentially be split into two separate films
>9 movie Skywalker cycle
>9 Skywalker movies?
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No.20858
>>20857
TFA = 5 secs of Luke Skywalker
TLJ= kills Luke and introduces Jake and then kills him after humiliating his character.
Yup the disney movies are definitely part of the "skywalker saga".
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No.20860
>>20815
I fixed your vulgar & offensive cartoon. Kys yourself, falseflagging shill kike piece of shit.
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No.20869
>>20860
I think it needs more editing. There should be a little skull and crossbones sign near the lava pool in the shape of Mickey Mouse's head, make the shit pile have TFA and Rebels plus SWTOR, Glove of Vader, Makeb, the Sun Crusher and Filoni Wars and the mansion should have the Skywalker ranch sign while OT and EU characters party in the window. In fact I'll think I'll make said edits now.
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No.20874
>>20869
swtor is a solid 3/5 wow clone built on top of 5/5 lore. Don't fall for the 2011 memes, it's one of the better star wars games.
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No.20878
>>20874
My grievances with SWTOR are purely with the current class system, shitty race options, the awful forced pandering with Makeb and the newer expansion content.
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No.20879
>>20878
Makeb huh? Fair enough. I can't remember what the pandering angle was, but I'll concede it was a boring planet to level through. Just a slog overall once you get to subsequent playthroughs. Never liked Hoth too much either. The newer expansion stuff (knights of the fallen empire etc) I never played, but I was ok with Revan.
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No.20882
>>20869
>not liking the glove of Darth Vader
You say that like you don't enjoy a good mofference now and then. But really, I never got the author's obsession with triclops'. It's like that The Man With The Golden Gun and being invincible if you have a third nipple.
>>20879
I think it was an entire planet dedicated to gay romance options. Bioware, competent as ever, accidentally implied the gays were quarantined there.
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No.20892
>>20879
I actually liked Hoth. My only issue was that it felt too populated. Maybe they should not have had the entirety of the map exist on a single open level and have it be divided between sectors/levels/loading screens on the planet implied to be very far from one another to imply there's nothing but endless wastes in between each area. I also would've liked it if they had done more with the volcanic area. Maybe add a small icy sea with a huge volcanic island in the center.
>>20882
I think its shitty, but I did enjoy the Glove of Vader. The Triclops thing just felt really off. Also funnily enough, there was a guy named Snoke in that novel.
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No.20918
>>20874
I wouldn't say the Lore is 5/5, I remember rolling my eyes several times. It's not nearly as bad as /v/ made it out to be back in the day and I still think it's a worthwhile piece of SW media despite the lackluster writing.
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No.20919
Double post.
What I do like about it is the fact that it sheds some light on alien cultures in a way we haven't really see before, like the Gree or the little blue elephant guys from Jedi.
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No.20920
>>20918
/v/ tends to get autistically stupid about some minor detail and then just shit on everything about the game unless it has a fat Italian in it.
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No.20922
>>20918
>>20920
Part of why they were so pissed back in the day was how this was the followup to Kotor 2. Then you had Drew Karpyshyn butcher Obsidian's sequel and stealing plot elements from it to use in TOR. After that, you had the era of Bioware when they were being the most condescending assholes in gaming. They were the studio to originally start the saying "we want Call of Duty's audience". DA2 was a disaster and all they did was deliberately argue with and piss off fans. This carried over to the beta and development of TOR. Bioware was incapable of acting professional under any circumstance. TOR would've been yet another mediocre mmo based on a beloved IP, but Bioware couldn't help themselves to pour gasoline on every fire they started in 2011 and 2012. That sheer level of asshole behavior on top of disappointment is why /v/ still won't admit to this day ever liking anything they've made to this day. It also didn't help how they were one of the first game studios to really jump on the progressive politics bandwagon.
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No.20936
>>20842
>And to top it off, my table top buddies (who I used to enjoy playing with and were always fans of old SW and 40k lore) won't stop using Kylo, Poe, the Resistance or the First Order in our sessions. One of them even let their character be seduced by Kylo (both by the 'dark side' and romantically). Its like I don't even recognize these chucklefucks anymore. Some of them are even looking forward to that 40k kids spinoff. Just cuck my life into pieces.
Sounds like your running with faggots as players. Who really plays a star wars rpg just to orbit around established charecters?
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No.20937
I can't even imagine of what kind of homo wants to be seduced by Kylo Ren.
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No.20964
>>20815
>Lesser characters such as Maz Kanata and Unkar Plutt are also said to be back
Who the fuck is Unkar Plutt? I think Maz was not-Yoda in TFA but I have no idea whatsoever who that guy is.
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No.20966
>>20964
Its that stupid blobfish character who was Rey's owner in TFA.
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No.20969
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No.20971
>>20969
Yeah. Totally important.
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No.20974
>>20964
Lame characters no one gives a shit about but don't worry yidsney will continue to push these unpopular characters in the next train wreck movie(s).Constable Zuvio will get an "answer the call (ghostbusters 2016)" dance number.
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No.20978
>>20974
>there was actually a Zuvio fanclub before the film even came out
>dumbasses or simple disney execs thought this faggot would be like the next Boba Fett or something
lol
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No.20990
>>20978
>>20974
I had no idea who the fuck this was, I thought it was that faggot that caught the R2 knock off in the net TBH. But looking it up its just something else that never made it on screen and found Hidildo saying this
>“I got to name him as part of working with [creature effects supervisor] Neal Scanlan and talking to the creature shop crew,” Hidalgo says. “We knew, with Star Wars being Star Wars, that we’d want a name and identify as many characters as possible for potential toys, potential storytelling, potential what-have-you.”
>Hidalgo says. “We knew, with Star Wars being Star Wars, that we’d want a name and identify as many characters as possible for potential toys, potential storytelling, potential what-have-you.”
>“identify as many characters as possible for potential toys, potential storytelling, potential what-have-you.”
That order lets us know that the toys that still fill Toys'r'us were at the forefront of their mindset. I know Lucas always had the merch in mind, but I am fairly sure he didn't green light a bunch of toy sets and action figures that never had screen time. I always had the feeling he would approve all that stuff after the movie was finished.
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No.20994
>>20974
See Phasma for example. Disney LucasFilm saw Bobba Fett but they have no idea why people like him. Disney/LF has tried many times to shove Phasma everywhere with no success (she will appear on the new animated show).
>>20978
>there was actually a Zuvio fanclub before the film even came out
It could've been made up by Disney to build some hype.
Remember that picture of that hip young couple surrounded by Porgs™? The guy works for the Story Group.
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No.20997
>>20990
>I know Lucas always had the merch in mind
stop being a fucking normalfag
lucas did not always have the merch in mind. maybe moreso with the prequels, hence the excessive phantom menace shit still in circulation, but during the original trilogy that was an afterthought.
>>20994
>The guy works for the Story Group
now that's advanced shilling and desperation to make a quick buck, forcing your own employees to pretend to be part of the crowd. the more i think about it, the more that faggot on /tv/ claiming to be a disney/lfl employee having created TR-8R makes more sense.
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No.21016
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>title of Episode IX will be A New Order
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No.21018
>>21016
>A New Order
No matter how much they try, these new film titles are almost lamer than the movies themselves.
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No.21034
>>21018
I would have accepted Han Solo And The Spice Mines of Kessel, would have reminded me of Indiana Jones
Anyone else glad to see the Obi-Wan movie get axed? If it was good it would have given momentum to Disney and prolong this trainwreck.
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No.21039
>>21034
>Anyone else glad to see the Obi-Wan movie get axed? If it was good it would have given momentum to Disney and prolong this trainwreck.
Same. If they had gotten Ewan back, SW might become a success again in Disney will have learned nothing from their mistakes.
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