No.15081
>hello, what have we here?
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No.15086
And there will be people that still say the prequels are worse.
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No.15087
>>15086
There will always be autists that think their fanfiction is canon.
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No.15103
>>15081
Did anakin forget all about his tech wiz days, after the jedi brainwashed him? I never saw him thinker with anything, past TPM.
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No.15108
What hurts me the more is that there'll be a fuckflood of normies into /clang/ thanks to this shitpile.
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No.15110
>>15108
This is a dark time for /clang/fags… I really hope this movie bombs. We don't need normalfags fagging it up by constantly waifufagging it up with that L337 garbage like those KyloxRey posters /tv/ had.
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No.15117
>>15103
in the book Lords of the Sith, Sheev makes a similar comment to Vader as he repaired a communicator. Vader stated that it was part of his old life that he had left behind and his time as a Sith was more important.
Also during the Clone Wars, they'd show Anakin working on his fighter or something when he is stressed, tho they never make any overt mention of it.
I always thought it was a waste, as during the clone wars I'd expect some use of his tinkering being used more often making jury rigged traps and such. Instead he only repaired stuff when it needed to work in the moment.
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No.15175
>>15117
What a waste. If Lucas wanted to, he could have milked even 50 years out of Vader's life on the battlefield. He could have even retired from jedi life and went back to being a civilian, tinkering included.
Imagine the implications if it was Obi-wan, who pulled him out of his married life, back into the war that had him turn dark side.
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No.15177
>>15175
>he could have milked even 50 years out of Vader's life on the battlefield
tbh that was what dark horse did with a dozen miniseries all focused on vader and it was way better than marvel's current shit.
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No.15181
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No.15185
>>15086
All these Disney anthology movies technically are prequels but they wouldn't dare use that term. You just can't get straight talk from a mouse.
>>15110
There's still hope that the normalfags will stay away from that particular fetish if L3 is as obnoxiously off putting as predicted.
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No.15186
>>15185
>There's still hope that the normalfags will stay away from that particular fetish if L3 is as obnoxiously off putting as predicted.
early reviews indicate exactly that, and it's coming from normalfags.
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No.15193
>>15185
Even reddit is reacting negatively to that fembot. Maybe there is hope after all.
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No.15200
>>15193
Proofs, anon? I want to believe.
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No.15203
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No.15226
>>15081
What a kriffing pervert…
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No.15292
>>15081
>Lando canonically takes it up the ass.
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No.15326
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No.15692
>>15292
>disney nuStar Wars
>canon
Pick one.
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No.15709
>>15203
>Lando: Alright robogirl, Imma get some malt liquor from the kitchen, can I get you sumting?
<L337: EQUAL RIGHTS YOU FLESHSCUM!
BRAVO DISNEY
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No.15749
>>15326
>nuwars starts 40 minutes in
>meanders around 50
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No.16427
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Who needs that lanky bot when he's now fucking LOBOT!
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No.16736
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No.16740
>tfw you're so much into robots you'll consider putting up with her shit
"Robots rights" as a concept deserves much better though.
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No.16746
>>16740
A few stories touched on it, like C-3PO's brief droid rebellion stunt, which did it far better than this L337 shit.
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No.16747
>>15193
Only because people are saying it's a parody of feminists. It's obviously Poe's Law in full effect.
Remember the spergout when some dictionary had "shrill feminist" as an example phrase?
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No.16770
>>16747
No, they hate it because they dislike SJWs.
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No.16771
>>16746
>>16740
No, it's still pretty dumb, at least in the SW universe.
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No.16772
>>16771
It wasn't dumb. 3PO's rebellion ended in total failure since he was just being controlled by the programming of a crazy revolutionary droid and proved that giving droids "freedom" is a really bad idea.
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No.16774
>>16772
It sounded dumb from the way you put it. This is better.
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No.16777
>>16774
There's also the fact that very, very few organics take the movement seriously in the true canon. They exist, but they're viewed in the same way Jainists would be viewed in the heart of rural Alabama.
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No.16780
>>16777
so what you're saying mr trips is that droids' rights is the jehova's witness of star wars?
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No.16785
>>16774
Even Obi Wan and Dex mention it as a really bad idea too in the prequels. At best even owners who are close to their droids and don't give them regular memory wipes still make sure to keep them close. Luckily most droids that go rogue are self-serving and usually become bounty hunters or go into exile on a junk planet or some outer rim den of scum and villainy.
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No.20793
>>15186
L3's real purpose was to make sexbots look just as bad as the bitches they are supposed to replace.
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No.20794
>>20793
Considering that feminists in real life are arguing in favor of giving theoretical sexbots the ability to reject intercourse if they don't "feel" like it pretty much confirms that the replacements will be just as bad as the real thing.
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No.20795
>>20794
local man rapes sexbot by removing consent check protocol 12 (((as mandated by congress))) that he might not be "inconvenienced" by the robot Americans right to refusal.
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No.20797
>>15103
It was stated that even as Vader he would sometimes tinker with his starfighters or improve the designs.
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No.20799
>>20797
didn't Vader have a hand in designing the TIE/advanced he pilots in ANH?
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No.20802
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No.20805
>>20793
>>20794
Letting jews into society was a mistake.
Best robot pictured.
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No.20807
>>20799
>vader helped design the tie advanced
>hitler helped design the volkswagon
POTTERY CONFIRMED BOYOS
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No.20808
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>>20807
Its all coming together.
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No.20822
>>20807
>hitler helped design the volkswagon
Chancellor Hitler helped design many things anon. pic related.
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No.20935
>>20822
Also they were both gassed, from a certain point of view.
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No.20976
>>20793
I still would regardless.
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No.21022
>they turned Lando into a weird pervert who wants to fuck robots
It's months later and I'm still baffled over this. Why would they fuck with his character so much? It makes the original movies way more awkward knowing he wants to fuck the droids now.
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No.21023
>>21022
Think of it like this, anon. When one is young, one goes to college and experiments. One finds one enjoys taboo activities, but eventually grows out of it. Lando as an adult in the OT is not Pando, there's no trace of that Solo shit to be found.
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No.21052
>>15103
He was fucking around with stuff after he slaughtered the tuskins.
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No.21062
>>15081
Will Lando join them, here on this board?
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