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File: d9dc1d35c5f1e93⋯.jpg (164.28 KB, 827x412, 827:412, Paladin_Press.jpg)

 No.78941

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 No.78960

>>78941

WEAPONS = you cannot achieve an erection anymore so that makes you feel like people perceive you as masculine

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 No.78961

>>78941

FACTS : even if you had a loaded weapon in your hand, I would beat your fucking face in and there's nothing you could do to stop me

Then I would take your weapon from you and crack the top of your skull open with it

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 No.78962

PALADIN PRESS : helping sexually incapable adult males overcompensate since 1970

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 No.78963

>>78941

Imagine if your penis is still worked.. instead of collecting palate and press, you would be collecting pornography

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 No.78964

oops GOD DAMN SPEECH TO TEXT

HAHAHAHA

I'm outside walking around my neighborhood because it's 70° out here tonight, and it feels good to be alive, although you wouldn't know anything about that

Let's try that again...............

imagine if your penis still worked, and instead of downloading Paladin press, you would be downloading pornography

HINT: no man that gets pussy gives a fuck about Paladin Press or firearms for that matter

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 No.78965

>>78941

Everybody knows that diabetes steals your ability to achieve an erection

And while I trained you to no longer falsely claim that you CURED diabetes, and I've noticed that you are now very careful to sayyou stopped giving yourself diabetes, why don't you just be honest and admit that you never managed to achieve an erection afterwards.. .

But then again, if you were going to be completely honest, you would also admit that you couldn't achieve an erection long before you gave yourself diabetes

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 No.78966

>>78941

SUGGESTION :

try downloading an EVELINA DARLING porn video....

youll regain your ability to get an erection.....

and you won't look like a weird wimp who collects fake machismo gun bullshit

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 No.78967

File: f1d5f0cf46ee975⋯.jpg (328.02 KB, 952x715, 952:715, Screenshot_20230208_205501.jpg)

I'd give you links to MY porn videos, but you'd end up asking the first woman you saw for BRUTAL FORCED ANAL...

Which can be a good thing

Except the first woman you'll see is going to be your daughter, so just stick to the EVELINA DARLING videos

her real name is Natalishka Blagodarling

(at least the Natalishka Blago___ part is real)

the 'darling' part is a pseudonym

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 No.78968

Natalishka did some of THE most amazing hardcore videos

then she abruptly QUIT, took the money and went back to St Petersburg Russia, where she does real modeling

she's HOT ASFUCK

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 No.78969

>>78941

hint: to avoid looking like an insecure little boy without a penis again next time, NEVER ADMIT YOU READ PALADIN PRESS

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 No.78970

Natalishka Blagonravova

(Наталишка Благонравова).

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 No.78971

File: 97044b6bde64eda⋯.jpg (687.67 KB, 1080x1208, 135:151, Screenshot_20230208_212339.jpg)

Trust me, if Natalishka can't get you hard, then maybe you DO need to "spraypaint yourself with the false muchismo of weaponry" to feel like a real man...

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