>be me
>nothing to do so lets go on TikTok to farm tears
>start dropping spicy comments under vids of people dancing and crying
>"ur dad left for a reason"
>"you look like a Failed expwriment"
>1 hour in, already got 5 breakdowns and 2 death threats
>10/10 entertainment
>one of them messages me
>"i’m reporting you and suing you"
>LOL
>brain.exe thinks: hmm... last time I got in troubles for online harassment was like 2.5 weeks ago
>kinda risky now
>decide to delete account
>wait
>bad move
>if they come to me it would look like I’m hiding something
>new plan: get banned instead
>start posting edgy crap, wild threats, saying that I’ll kms to ban this damn account
>text cousin who did it with me: "hey post the same stuff, we need to nuke our accounts"
>she’s in
>both accounts dead within 10 mins
>on my way home
>unknown number calls
>don’t answer
>walk in house
>somethings wrong
>turn corner
>it’s the cops
>" We got a report about your online activity"
>me: play dumb, act confused
>"me?? I don’t even use TikTok that much…"
>cop: *shows screenshots*
>welp
>too based to care
>got warned, but no charges
>cousin had worse tho
>trolling app for kids almost got me arrested
>still worth it