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#8142

>>6367232 Trump Sues Deutsche Bank and Capital One to Stop Them From Complying With Congressional Subpoenas

>>6367253 Anon on the interesting references in Rosensteins' resignation letter

>>6367291 Statement from the parents of the San Diego shooter

>>6367294 RR also quoted POTUS in resignation letter: "A nation exists to serve its citizens"

>>6367691, >>6367788 Anon's dig on the Holy See

>>6367735 FBI arrests from around the Country

>>6367724 Islamic State airs video purporting to be leader al-Baghdadi

>>6367863 #8142

#8141

>>6366432 Brexit sees surge in support for Scottish independence

>>6366532 Huawei: US may withhold intelligence from UK if it lets Chinese firm build 5G network, official says

>>6366625 Newsome announces $15m in security funding for religious, community-based non-profits

>>6366799 Americans Prepare First Lawsuits Against Corporations Using Stolen U.S. Property in Cuba

>>6367050 Judge signs off on homeless shelter on ‘Billionaires’ Row’

>>6367116 #8141

#8140 Baker Change

>>6365745 [RR] Resigns 90 days After Q Drop Say [RR] Removal

>>6365666 House Democrats set the stage for a Barr standoff

>>6365722 Austrian deputy leader endorses far-right term 'population replacement'

>>6365828 Anon on May 4th, 10th, and 20th

>>6365845 USMC Tweet-How Much Do You Lift, Bro?

>>6366004 Courts Denies Several Raniere Motions – Four Major Issues Remain Unresolved

>>6366165 Democratic NJ mayor resigns, charged with election interference

>>6366212 Trump wants to charge asylum-seekers to apply

>>6366232 Hit piece: After California Synagogue Shooting, 8Chan Is Back In the Spotlight

>>6366233 House panel chairman says Barr must testify Thursday

>>6366332 #8140

#8139

>>6365304 Mexican Senate passes labor bill, key to approving new NAFTA (Reuters)

>>6365371, >>6365495 Autism applied to "typos" in DJT tweet

>>6365491 Mattis ignored orders from Trump, White House on North Korea, Iran (Hill)

>>6365416 DJT Jr's GF, Kimberly Guilfoile, joining Trump Campaign as senior advisor

>>6365263 DJT: If the D's don't give us the votes to change [our Immigration Laws], we must fight [in 2020]!

>>6365170, >>6365168 DJT: The Coyotes and Drug Cartels are in total control of the Mexico side...

>>6364980 Daily Caller memeing: "It's Finally Happening!"

>>6364971 Judicial Watch: Maxine Waters Unfit to Chair House Financial Services Committee

>>6364968 [Captcha intensifies] trololololo

>>6364963 Numberfaggotry: RR tenure 746 days, 7+4+6 = 17

>>6364940 Billionaire game dev, Notch, blacklisted from Minecraft anniversary due to Q endorsement + twitter trolling

>>6364937 Just for Keks: Halfchan memelords trolling automatic customer support

>>6364931 Clockfag Update

>>6365571 #8139

#8138

>>6364800 Border Patrol agent: Human smugglers running radio ads in Central American countries (DCExaminer)

>>6364772 RE-READ [RR], [LL] Drops

>>6364703, >>6364742 Gossipy Biden dirt (Follow the wives), Joe's son's wife's marriage falls apart?

>>6364529 Planefag report USAF G5 VIP en route towards Eurozone ~ SAM998

>>6364626 Blackstone Stock bought by Blackstone Holding's III LP, dig?

>>6364543 Side by side on Goodbye RR

>>6364363 Pentagon to send over 300 more troops to southern border (Hill)

>>6364182, >>6364244, >>6364377 Pence CoS, Josh Pitcock, Digg

>>6364156 Dig? Pentagon ends secret group 'Jason''s contract. (NPR)

>>6364134 Officials participate in bilateral meetings with officials from Japan, South Korea.

>>6364120 Senate Judiciary will vote next month on Trump's pick to succeed Rosenstein (Hill)

>>6364117 RE-READ [RR] and DECLAS drops

>>6364115 Mexican Government Official Says MS-13 Infiltrated Caravans Headed For US (DailyCaller)

>>6364824 #8138

Previously Collected Notables

>>6364031 #8137

>>6361724 #8134, >>6362456 #8135, >>6363243 #8136

>>6359341 #8131, >>6360093 #8132, >>6360967 #8133

>>6357050 #8128, >>6357817 #8129, >>6358590 #8130

>>6354767 #8125, >>6356050 #8126, >>6356279 #8127

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(It's a video, click it.)

FRIENDLY REMINDER, THINK FOR YOURSELF

FRIENDLY REMINDER, THINK FOR YOURSELF

FRIENDLY REMINDER, THINK FOR YOURSELF

No hate went into the creation of this post.

A lot of anons post the truth about the jews, they are not shills, and are trying to help awaken everyone to their evils. They call you "Goyim" (sheep/cattle), they steal from you from the second you are born, every aspect of your life is a jewish trick, they steal our children to rape and torture, they lied about the "Holocaust", they have been kicked out of every country they have ever been invited into, and they blew up the World Trade Center's just for starters. Pay attention to your fellow anons when they try to give you this information. Don't forget Judaism is a death cult, not a religion. None of this information is shared in hate, only to help spread awareness. Even thought they do vile things to our children, I share nothing with hate.

If you lurk long enough you will notice it's always the same attacks and attackers to this and the other posts. None of them dispute the information. They can't because they know it's the truth.

Also, my name isn't "Doug Stewart" or "Travis" and I have no affiliation with JIDF or the ADL. Or the MAGA Coalition. I am also not jewish nor satanist/luciferian. Or a bot.

The only people that complain when someone is sharing the truth, are the ones with something to hide.

Learning the truth about (((the "jews"))) is not racist nor does it make you a "white supremisit" these are more trigger words to keep you from discovering the truth.

When they can’t attack the information provided, they attack the messenger.

Define ‘deflection’.

Logical thinking.

Shill count HIGH.

Q

What we are currently experiencing is known as:

Armageddon

Definition of Armageddon

1a : the site or time of a final and conclusive battle between the forces of good and evil

b : the battle taking place at Armageddon

2 : a usually vast decisive conflict or confrontation

THEY STEAL, RAPE, TORTURE, AND EAT OUR CHILDREN!

>>6367901

Interview with rabbi Abraham Finkelstein

@ 39:54

"We steal between 100,000 to 300,000 children a year just here in this country, we drain their blood and we mix it with our passover bread and then we throw the bodies into the slaughter houses that we own, and we grind up all the bodies in the sausage and the hamburger, McDonalds is one of our favorite outlets. And the people, they eat it for breakfast, they eat their children for lunch, and uh, us jews we gotta do what we do."

Shills will call it a hoax like they do with everything they don't want you to look at, the statements made in the video check out and all you have to do is be paying attention to see it.

How and Why Jews Have Sacrificed Non-Jewish Children as Part of Their Religion

https://rafzen.wordpress.com/2013/10/14/how-and-why-jews-have-sacrificed-non-jewish-children-as-part-of-their-religion/

Jewish Blood Libel is Alive and Well

http://www.renegadetribune.com/jewish-blood-libel-alive-well/

Egyptian newspaper claims Jews capture, torture and murder non-Jewish children, then make pies with their blood

http://everydayantisemitism.com/2015/09/18/egyptian-newspaper-claims-jews-capture-torture-and-murder-non-jewish-children-then-make-pies-with-their-blood/

The "Blood Libel" (The Damascus Affair)

https://www.henrymakow.com/2013/05/the-damascus-affair.html

Two more babies stricken with herpes after ritual ultra-orthodox Jewish oral blood sucking circumcision in New York City

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304793/Two-babies-stricken-HERPES-ritual-oral-blood-sucking-circumcision-New-York-City.html

New York City reaches agreement with mohels over circumcision involving 'oral suction'

http://www.worldjewishcongress.org/en/news/new-york-city-reaches-agreement-with-mohels-over-circumcision-involving-oral-suction

>>6367901

>>6367906

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

It lays out (((their))) entire game plan and CLEARLY matches world events for the past 120 years or so.

>>6367917

YouTube.com/expandyourthinking

Q and I are pretty tight.

You should check it out

Blake was such a gentleman and held my hand and soothed me the whole time. I was so grateful to have him and would do anything for him!

A few minutes later Needles walked in and pulled the curtain shut. He spoke with Blake and Blake told him what we wanted done. I had this weird feeling that Blake and Needles knew each other but it couldn't be. Blake worked on Wall Street. He was a Yale graduate and totally clean cut. Needles on the other hand was covered in tattoos, he had spiked orange hair and rainbow colored feathers hanging off his earrings.

Needles nodded, inspected my pussy and spoke to me. "Thanks for being clean shaven. I am going to pierce you with ten 1.2 by 6 by 3mm hoop rings. I will then attach a vice grip to each one to act as a heat sink while I weld them permanently shut."

It was embarrassing in a sexy way to have my pussy viewed, inspected, fondled and talked about.

With that Needles went to work. He thoroughly cleaned my labia with rubbing alcohol. I watched with fascination as needles pierced the first one. I felt like a pinch but nothing I couldn't take. Needles wiped off the small amount of blood a few times and then swabbed by pussy with rubbing alcohol again before proceeding to the next one. As he kept repeating the process I got totally wet from all the stimulation! The embarrassment and all the rubbing and wiping. After the fourth piercing Needles was wiping up more pussy juice secretions than blood by far!

>>6367251

Kikey no likey…

Don't be so mad, kike. It's not like the entire world hates you… Oh wait… Shit. My bad.

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"You got a horny one here, Blake!" Needles announced, after the fifth piercing.

I felt like the most special woman in the world and must have gushed out a bunch more fluid when I heard Blake reply "That and a many other reasons is why we are locking ourselves up for each other."

Needles continued his work and I just got wetter and wetter down there! I had to force myself to be still, I just wanted to squirm all over the place!

Once the last piercing was done, Needles announced to us that he was going to get the guard plate and lock and that he would be right back. As soon as Needles left the curtain enclosed area I grabbed Blake by his cock and pulled him in for the most passionate French kissing that I ever had!

"You better pound the hell out of me tonight!" I assertively told Blake right before Needles returned.

Needles walked in carrying a beautiful platinum covered stainless guard plate and a small elongated curved paddle lock. The plate had a bunch of ornately carved designs in it and Blake's initials right in the center surrounded by a heart. He showed us how the paddle lock's shackles were curved to fit into the guard and how the lock body completely separates from the shackle on both sides.

BAKER,

do not try to sniper.

Trying to snipe the FRESH BREAD post as close as possible to 751 might make you feel good bc of your impressive skills being shown to the world.

But it is not helpful for anons work, as you miss the snipe quite often - leading to no fresh bread post at all.

That, together with the catalogue beeing 'frozen' many times, and newfags maybe not knowing how to go through index, makes it a really bad idea.

Please do not try to snipe any more.

Please facilitate anons work the best you can.

Please push your ego elsewhere.

I took the guard plate from Needles and inspected it closely. It was actually made from two plates that were fused together. They were separated in two places along most of the length where hollow tubes were created allowing the paddle lock shackle to slide through. On the side of the guard plate that would lay against my pussy along these two separations for the shackle there were ten little slits, five on each side. The whole edge of the guard plate was folded over creating a nice rounded barrier shaped like a gasket. At the end of the guard plate the two layers separated completely allowing for a pocket where the body of the paddle lock would be inserted. It was a genius design! The paddle lock body and shackle would be covered hiding their outline and they would not be able to flop around!

Needles then proceeded to show Blake how to put it on. He inserted the top two piercings into the top slits and slid the shackle into the tubes until it just passed though them. He then inserted the next two piercings into the nest two slits and slid the shackle down just a little more. He repeated this process five times until the shackle had gone through all ten piercings and jutted out into the paddle lock pocket cavity. He then took the lock body and slid it in where it clicked onto the shackle ends!

I now had my pussy completely locked up! I was so horny I almost came right there! The whole thing felt very comfortable and molded nicely against my pussy. It covered me from about an inch above my clit all the way down to just a little above my asshole. It completely covered my clit, labia (and obviously my pussy opening!), and most of my taint. Yet, it was thin so it did not rub against my thighs.

>>6367878 lb

Nap used to be a quite good legal analyst, something I’m in a good position to know. He even lost his show for excessive truthiness. Not now. Just a never-Trumper.

HAWT FIYYYAAAAAAAAA 🤓☀️☀️☀️🇺🇸⚡

>>6367901

Zpqdmo

‘Tis fuckery

>>6367940

Me thinks you need to go outside.

>>6367948

They were even more butthurt when R posted…

>>6367881 lb

>Expends more of [their] ammunition.

the level of stupid…..

The purpose of this board was to bring new eyes. NOT drive them away. We are suppose to be the news now. Yet some of you are hell bent on driving away good researchers and for what? Captcha's that serve no fucking purpose? REALLY???

Good luck with that.

>>6367938

>[Hh][Oo][Ll][Oo][Cc][Aa][Uu][Ss][Tt]

>[Zz][Ii][Oo][Nn]

>\(\(\([Qq]\)\)\)

>\b[Aa][Ii][\n-\,]

>[Hh][Uu][Mm][Aa][Nn][\ns]

>\b[Dd]aniel

WhyCan'tIHoldAllTheseFilters.JPEG

"Try to touch yourself." Needles commanded.

I tried to insert a finger under the skirt of the guard plate but could not get more than just the tip under. There was no way than I would be able to reach my clit or any other part of my pussy without pulling very hard on the piercings creating serious pain.

Needles then explained to Blake that it was very important that he remove the shield at least twice a day morning and evening to suave the piercings with alcohol to make sure that they did not get infected. I was then crushed when he told Blake no sex, penetration or oral for at least a month! Maybe even six weeks! Here I was hornier than I had ever been before in my life and I would have to wait at least a month to relieve my itch! I wanted to kill Blake!

Needles then instructed me to put on my panties. After putting them on he showed Blake and myself that the whole contraption was completely hidden. I thought to myself at least I won't have to worry about ever having a camel toe. I then pulled up my stockings and put on my skirt and heels while Needles gave Blake the two paddle lock keys, a bottle of alcohol, medical wipes and a little bottle of iodine. Once again, he explained the importance of cleaning the piercings at least twice daily and complete abstinence from sex and any oral activities. He warned Blake that human saliva is swarming with bacteria.

>>6367956

>>6367957

I can't see it, can you make it smaller?

>>6367384 lb

BO/BV,

you did not even care to ask anons for their opinion but just did a dictator move and tried to fuck up the board.

Be sure, anons will keep on fighting.

CAPTCHA FUCKERY:

- does not keep the shills away. as the first posts of this very bread prove.

- is very annoying, especially for newfags i believe

- is very bad when Q tries to make DELTAS

It is not helping but only bad for anons work.

After ex BO loving the muh jew shills so much.

After old BO attacked anons posting on masonry often.

After the muh jew breads baked and never deleted.

After having so many muh jew shill bakers and shill bakers leaving out notables.

After the sudden leave of BO, guided with fuckery on global notables (not any more Q info, but only meta stuff)

After many many shilly moves by BVs that were stopped by anons.

After some US Mil tweets that lead to Q400 (board fuckery with Q´s tripcode).

After all this now the fuckery with CAPTCHA IS CLEAR SHILLING OF THE BOARD TEAM.

Q told anons what to do.

MAKE IT RAIN!

= expose masonry

STAY THE COURSE AND FIGHT.

EXPOSE THEM.

>SYMBOLISM WILL BE TEIHR DOWNFALL.

>>6367936

Get him some oven mittens and cancel his viagra prescription and he’s good to meet peeps..

>>6367940

>>>/suicide/

>>6367947

NOTABLE

>>6367957

Needles and Blake shook hands and hugged each other as we left the curtained area. Blake went to the receptionist and I was surprised at the $1,200 price tag!

Blake saw the shock on my face and said. "Your worth it Honey." I almost melted from love even though I knew that the next month would be hell.

Blake then took me out to an expensive restaurant. Dinner was great, but I was so horny. I could feel my pussy creaming and stuffed a couple of napkins between my thighs so that the juices would not soak the back of my skirt.

When we got home, Blake went to the bathroom and I reflected on the comfort of the device since having it put on. I had ridden in a cab from the piercing place to the restaurant, sat through a meal, walked to the subway, rode the train home and then walked from the station back to our apartment in total comfort.

When Blake finished in the bathroom he had me strip. He easily opened the paddle lock with one of the keys and together we removed the guard plate. It was much easier than putting it on. All we had to do was pull the shackle out and the whole thing came off. It was late so Blake inspected the piercings and my labia. He then swabbed me down with an alcohol soaked medi-wipe and wiped up all the stickiness on my taint and thighs! Yes, that's how horny I was!

"Honey, lets make sure we can get this back on." He told me as he put it over my mound.

>>6367940

Like I said already, I don't try to snipe, never have. I just post around 740 posts so the bread can fill and anons can see the fresh bread post.

Always have.

Honestly, I had the fresh bread post with the captcha filled out for too long, and the captcha changed when I didn't see it. So when I posted it was wrong and had to repost which resulted in it being posted at 750.

>>6367934

shills are flooding the board with garbage. its really hard for anons to work together with this much noise on the board. what do?

Blake had to fool around with the pierced hoops a bit more than Needles had to but after about five minutes Blake had the shield locked snuggly over my pussy. He then put one of the keys on the chain that he wore around his neck and told me the other key would be going into the bank vault.

"Honey, you should wear it to sleep tonight." He suggested. "It will keep your piercings safe and you need to get used to it. Besides, we don't want you playing with yourself in your sleep while those piercings are healing. I will even wear my CB6000 to bed tonight."

I couldn't argue with him and agreed.

Blake went to get his cock cage and when he came back he was totally hard.

"Why don't you suck me off, so I can get it into this thing." He suggested.

I was so horny that I just started sucking him off without even thinking about he unfairness of the situation. Since I had started, I decided to just finish him off. Besides I love sucking a nice cock!

>>6367969

For those of you who don't know about OCR (Optical Character Recognition) business, Captchas or correcting Captchas is a HUGE global business.

It would be interesting to see what type of revenue stream 8Chan is signed up to?

Insane Way To Make Money With Captcha Typing | Make as Much as $60 an Hour 😱💵💰😱 (WORLDWIDE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvyZ9rKKm8A

WHY CAPTCHAS HAVE GOTTEN SO DIFFICULT

Demonstrating you’re not a robot is getting harder and harder

https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/1/18205610/google-captcha-ai-robot-human-difficult-artificial-intelligence

How CAPTCHA Works

https://blog.jscrambler.com/how-captcha-works/

shill count high.

Bots too.

PANIC

>>6367945

>spam bot owners

maybe 1 or 2 spam ots. Rest are humans that can and do captcha. So forcing the cpatcha isn't going to stop it.

>>6367955

Yep its going to lead right to the Jews who bailed him out.

>>6367733

Yup. Using ciazhat tactics.

Discredit poster: call them shill, call them a person who Hate Jews, label them as jihad for calling out captcha even though anonhas never sais anything bad about jews - ever.

Its like:

The anit-captcha anons are the new Repub party and pro captcha are the Democrats trying to Rule everyone & everything: were the bad guys will do anything and everything to shut us down, call us names, mock us, discredit us.. etc…

Good guys turning into bad guys… wow, talk about.divison. so much for being United.

>>6367808

>>>6367741

>It's assholes like you that will continue to drive away Patriots. Keep it up. I'm sure you'll love what this board is turning into.

>

100% 👍

>>6367947

but you're reddit spacing and have a screen shot of a pic with borders still around it

>>6367947

seeing shills cry about captchas is surprisingly entertaining

So much for constacap.

Same ole bots. Same old shills.

>>6367970

topkek.

I teased Blake's head for a few minutes and then I was deep throating him down. I love the feel of his head passing into my gullet and I am proud of my cock sucking skills. I was so horny that I just put all my frustrations into this blowjob and in only a few minutes I could feel Blake start to swell. I love the taste of a mouthful of cum so I came up leaving just his head in my mouth and enjoyed the spurts flooding my mouth. When he was done, I swished his load around some, opened my mouth to show him the whole load on my tongue and swallowed it down. I then went back to his cock gently sucking on it as it shrank.

I then put phis cock into the CB6000 and locked it up. Blake gave me the two keys. I put one on a necklace that I like to wear a lot and the other one in my purse. I would put it in my parent's house for safe keeping.

We then when to sleep. I spooned with Blake at first but was so horny and fidgety that we separated soon after he dozed off. I did not have a good night of sleep I was just too horny. I tried getting my fingers under the shield, but it caused pulling on the piercings and it hurt too much so I quickly gave up. Not being able to go to sleep I got up and poured myself a glass of wine and started softly stroking the little bit of taint next to my asshole that was not covered by the shield. It felt divine but would not let me cum. Soon I was also stroking my asshole and for the first time ever inserted my finger into it. It felt great so I put in a small vibrator. Man was it good, but I could not cum! >>6367984

>>6367888

It does not you see captcha is to curb the possibility of scripts that over-ride the infitychan framework to flood threads. That being said Q can easily post on /pf/ and then work with the delta that way or post with captcha its not hard. I garuntee you they are not hitting second deltas without automation meaning Q can post directly with teh help of probably codemonkey. Q can directly post without captcha or have a post timed without captcha. ITS TO CURB SPAM AND PROMOTE QUALITY POSTS.

Remember when q posted like 10 times at once. Or when he doubleposted at once?

I finally went to bed after 4 more glasses of wine and being even more frustrated than before.

I tossed and turned in frustration for hours into the morning. I must have fallen into a deep slumber just a bit before the alarm went off because I woke up with a pounding head and a dizzy feeling when the alarm went off.

The hot shower made me feel better and while I was getting dressed Blake asked me for a morning blowjob.

"My cock is straining from the excitement of knowing that we are locked up for only each other." He stated, "Could you please take some of the pressure off so that it will be comfortable wearing this cage for the first day?"

I was so filled with love for him, how could I refuse. I quickly found myself sitting on the floor between his legs, with his cock going down my throat as he sat on the bed. I was still so horny but sucking on him calmed me. In no time he spurted into my mouth and I swallowed his juices down with satisfaction and gently suckled on him as he went soft making sure to enjoy the last drops of his cum.

>>6367984

BO,

end the captcha fuckery.

can we get the normal captcha plus a picture captcha?

Once again Blake removed my shield and swabbed me with alcohol. The piercings looked good. There was no swelling and just a bit of redness. My labia were very tender but not in pain. I guess practice makes perfect because Blake was able to get me locked back up much faster this morning.

I then locked him up, in his cage. We both dressed for work, kissed each other passionately and hurried off to the subway together.

Work flew by in a haze and I barely realized that I was wearing the shield. Sometimes it would pinch me when I sat down fast with my legs closed but other than that I didn't even think about it.

After work I hit the gym and spent forty minutes on the treadmill and stationary bike. Usually I spend half an hour on each but about ten minutes into the bike my crotch stated getting sore.

When I got home, Blake was waiting for me. We unlocked each other, and we noticed that there were some blisters on my skin around the edges of the shield. Blake called Needles and I could hear him explaining to Blake that it is normal in the beginning. He suggested that I ease into physical activities and allow the skin to toughen up. He suggested putting any kind of salve or Aloe Vera lotion on it.

I had Aloe Vera ointment, and it felt so good rubbing it on. I therefore started rubbing my clit to relieve the sexual frustration. Blake got an immediate erection watching me play with myself and told me how badly he wanted to fuck me! I wanted to be fucked too but knew that I couldn't. Thinking about how good the vibrator felt in my ass the previous night, I suggested that he fuck my ass.

>>6367987

that was (lb) sorry about that!

Blake was in shock by my suggestion but jumped at the chance. I told him that he would have to go slow because I never had anal sex before.

I got onto my hands and knees on the bed as if I were getting ready for regular doggie style penetration and Blake started fondling my ass and between my thighs. He couldn't get enough of just feeling and squeezing and I was loving it. Soon he was rubbing some of the Aloe Vera ointment onto my nether hole and just lightly circling it with the pad of his finger. It felt divine and I went back to lightly rubbing and pinching my clit.

Soon Blake started working a finger in and then two. I took them easily.

"Are you ready Honey?" Blake asked.

"Oh, you don't know how ready I am!" I replied, totally lust crazed.

Blake put some more of the Aloe Vera ointment onto his cock and then I felt the blunt head at my entrance. I felt a sharp pain as it went in and yelled for him to stop. I didn't move, and Blake calmed me with just the head in. The pain went away after a little bit and I started making little rocking motions with my whole body that gradually forced his cock further and further into me. It hurt yes, but I felt so full and sexy too!

>>6367982

Kek

I knew that he was all the way in when I felt his hips on my ass cheeks! I couldn't believe it! I took Blake's large cock all the way into my ass! No one had ever been in my ass before! I was going to spend the rest of my life with him!

I luxuriated in the feeling of fullness and just ground my firm ass cheeks into Blake's hips. I loved the way he was now grabbing me by my hips and pulling me in so tight. I could feel him all the way inside of my bowels and I loved the feeling! I couldn't believe that I had never tried this before.

I guess that Blake wanted some movement because he started slowly pulling his cock almost all the way out and then pushing it back in. I loved it! Especially when I felt his hips slap against my ass cheeks. At this point I felt so full! Blake slowly built up speed and was plowing into me fast and hard. I loved feeling and hearing the smacks his hip made on my back side. I was gently stroking my nub the whole time. I knew that I would not be able to last much longer. So, I pinched and pulled on my nub and had the most mind-blowing orgasm ever! My one arm gave out and my face and tits fell into the bed. My ass clenched Blakes cock with repeated spasms and Blake plowed away into me.

My clenching must have set Blake over the edge because soon I could feel extra hard thrusts and could feel a wetness in my ass as it became so much more lubricated. Blake kept fucking me slowly now as his cock started to deflate.

I was wondering.

>>6367992

BO

Increase the captcah fuckery, 10 captcha's to post.

I was still pinching my clit and when Blake slapped my ass hard and shouted, "That was the best fuck ever Honey!" I was pushed over the edge a second time!

When Blake pulled out, I turned over onto my back to catch my breath. I could feel his cum starting to ooze out. I was a little sorry because I love sticking my fingers into my twat after a good fucking and licking the juices off. However, I was not about to lick up something that had been in my ass, so I just let the mess dripple out onto the sheets.

As the month wore on the shield became almost unnoticeable to me. I could do my whole exercise routine and even jog five kilometers with no chaffing or blistering after just two weeks. Blake kept me in the shield almost all the time. I just didn't bother taking it off and didn't need to when Blake wanted to fuck my ass, which I have grown to love. Twice a day he would take it off and swab my pussy with alcohol. The piercings healed nicely and there was very little soreness. Blake would then put the shield right back on after the swabbing it as he wasn't interested in fucking my pussy. He told me that I needed to get used to it.

I could easily defecate with my shield on. Urinating with it kind of grossed my out at first but I have come to enjoy it. The urine rushes down my crack and dribbles out of the shield into the toilet at the bottom close to my asshole. This is the only stimulation that my pussy gets other than the constant feel of stainless steel. I have grown to enjoy the tickling that my urine provides when rushing through my crack. I have also started carrying a syringe around in my purse. I fill it up with water and can just get its nozzle under the shield to flush out the remaining urine. If I don't do this my pussy smells like a urinal when Blake removes the shield.

>>6367980

>>6367980

>>6367980

exactly this

>>6367899 lb

About captchas

For me, makes it difficult to bake because of all the extra keystrokes due to tendonitis (not because of timing, that can be worked out). Baking tends to cause it because of all the copypasta in a short amt of time. Captcha compounds the problem. Especially when you get the wrong captcha and have to do it again once or several times. There are other arguments that anons have put forth (re deltas, obnoxiousness, sudden implementation with no input beforehand, doesn't stop shills, etc). I'd rather ignore the shill posts than use captcha as a not-very-good solution….btw, just failed the captcha several times. Lots of extra typing, kek.

Welp have fun in captcha hell.

Who pissed off Q?

A week before the month was up Blake told me that he was going to keep me in the shield continuously until after Needles inspected my piercings.

"Think of how great your first vaginal sex in a month will be if you have not cum in over a week!" Blake stated.

I couldn't fault his logic and asked him if he would also stay in his cage the whole time too.

"Sure Baby." Was his reply and he kissed me and then slapped my ass.

That last week was tough as hell and then I was frustrated more than ever when on Monday Blake called me up at work and told me that Needles had canceled the inspection and would only be able to do it on Friday!

The week wore on and I kept getting hornier and hornier. Blake was not even taking my shield off for cleaning. He told me that the month was up and that the piercings healed nicely so there is no reason to take it off.

The shield did not come off for five days between Monday's cancelled appointment with Needles and Friday's actual appointment. I had never been hornier in my life and tried to satisfy my lust by letting Blake fuck my ass. It was looser now, and I enjoyed it, even though I had never cum from any of my anal poundings.

>>6367993

>picture captcha

you know that's a google service, right?

MUELLER and RR are ourguys.

Many DS assets and masons around the world were hoping for the Mueller Blockade and RR to somehow be able to get rid of POTUS .

Now they all are finding out that POTUS and Q were, again, playing out deepstate.

Mueller, RR, Whitaker, Barr - all part of the plan.

Not an obstacle, but importante collecting of evidence now to be make public.

Nothing can stop what is coming.

Nothing.

D5.

When Friday arrived, I could hardly concentrate on work. At 4:45 I went to the bathroom and used the syringe probably seven or eight times, to squirt water under my shield. It had not been off for five days now and I wanted to make sure that Needles and Blake did not get hit the stench of stale urine when it finally came off. That would be embarrassing!

I met Blake on the corner close to Needle's tattoo and piercing shop. By this point just walking was turning me on! We walked in arms around each other's waists and were told to sit while Needles finished up with another customer.

Blake and I softly talked while we waited for Needles. It was odd but all I could think about was Blake fucking my ass! Hopefully soon I was going to get the OK to have good old vaginal sex and all I could think about was having my ass fucked good and hard!

Needles finally came out and motioned us to follow him. We followed, and he closed the curtains around us. I sat on the "gynecological bed," and Blake gave Needles the key, he quickly unlocked my shield, setting it aside on a tray. Needles poked, prodded and inspected.

"Everything is healed up nicely." Needles stated, "You are as good as new. No more need for alcohol swabs and you can feel free to have sex."

I think that both Blake and Needles were a little shocked when I said thank you, and asked needles to put my shield back on. He gladly did so and returned the key to Blake. Blake Shook Needle's hand we walked home hand in hand.

>>6367994

they go up so fast…

>>6368004

I was teasing you. I knew what it was right away.

>>6368011

Think we're being punished, anon? Dank humor, that.

Once we walked into our apartment I attacked Blake, sexually. I was so horny from not cumming in almost two weeks that needed release. In the last five weeks I had grown to love my shield and felt comforted by it. I did not want to take it off. I knew that I would be offering Blake my ass again as I took down his pants and released him from his cage.

"Blake Baby, I don't feel like taking the plate off. Just fuck me in the ass as you have been." I moaned with lust, as I pushed him onto the bed and put his cage on the dresser.

I took the lube from its hiding place and lathered up both Blake's cock and my ass. Blake jumped up and pushed me face down into the mattress. I was pinned, and I could feel his cock at my ass entrance!

The blunt head rested right on my hole, teasing me cruelly. I guess that Blake wanted to take it easy on me, but I was consumed with lust and needed it badly! With all my strength I thrusted up with my ass and felt Blake's head and part of his shaft enter my most filthy hole! It was glorious and just felt so right!

"Fuck me Baby!" I commanded Blake, harshly.

Fuck me he did. Deep penetrating strokes. Even though Blake couldn't have been as horny as I was he went to town on my ass. I had never felt so owned, used and dirty! I could feel his head rubbing against the back of my vagina on the way in and out. What a glorious feeling! It felt so dirty and so right.

>>6368011

Hahahhha. Seriously!

>>6367987

> ITS TO CURB SPAM AND PROMOTE QUALITY POSTS.

Should be obvious by now that failed. End the cpatcha's. No reason for it.

Captchas also curb necro-bumping which scrambles the catalog. It means ebot has to not just input the thread url and wait for a new thread he has to fill out 70 captchas. Toots has to fill out captchas and captchas for his novice vpn hopping.its fucking the shills.

Soon I came, and came harder than ever before in my life. I came without having my pussy touched! I squirted, and I could feel the sticky juice running between my lips and my shield! My asshole contracted trying to pull Blake in even deeper! I guess this set off Blake's orgasm and I could feel him flooding me with his cum. I couldn't believe that I came from anal sex!

I know that Blake was satiated because he rolled off me, laid on his back and told me how great it was. I was not satiated, and I don't know what came over me. Usually, I am logical and sanitary but now I got up on fours and took Blake's filthy cock, that had just been up ass, into my mouth! It was coated in cum and a little more. His cum had an earthy flavor to it, mixed in with some lubricant, but I didn't care. I sucked all the juices off Blakes cock and swallowed them down.

Blake started getting hard again from my oral attention. Soon I was sitting on his cock again, with it deep in my ass! This time however, it went in without lubricant! Blakes cum from his previous orgasm was more than enough. This time I controlled the action, and set the pace!

Dedicated to the Q Team & all Night Shift Bakers –

LOVE unlimited to you all

o7

"Straighter roads are up ahead

Soon there'll be no stop lights on red

Soon there'll be no dark clouds ahead

We're heading the direction for redemption"

>>6367980

Multi shill sniping at one time early in the bread makes the rest of the bread comfy as fuck.

>>6368014

hmm. scratch that. cucked by corporatism. maybe mil got some?

Blake was tired so I rode him mixing it up. I would come right off his cock feeling the emptiness as it left my rosebud and quickly impale myself all the way down on it feeling my ass slap against his thighs. Sometimes I would just grind down hard on him while his cock was deep inside and sometimes, I would just wiggle my ass with only his head lodged in me. I rode him for a long time, until I felt my ass starting to get sore and then I just ground into him. I could feel his cock rubbing against the back of my uterus and had another mind-blowing orgasm! So much better than regular sex!

I collapsed onto Blake's broad chest and just held him tight in an exhausted satiated state. Blake still had not cum so he grabbed my ass cheeks, each in a hand and pulled me onto him strongly. I just laid on top of him as he rocked my whole-body forwards and backwards by pulling on my ass. It didn't take him long to blow his second load into my ass. I just laid on him in loving bliss and could feel his cock deflating in my ass. After a few minutes it plopped out and I felt supper slutty feeling the two loads of cum starting to leak out.

Blake scooped some of the dribble up with two fingers and brought it to my lips. I don't know why but I just opened my mouth and sucked the stickiness off his fingers. I could smell my ass but couldn't taste it, just the rich bleachy creamy flavor of male cum that I love so much! Blake continued feeding me the dribble until it ceased and I fell into a deep sleep nestled on his chest.

Do you not realize the site is under heavy attack? Wake up Patriots. The problem isn't Captchas, or the spammers, they are launching a full scale attack on the chans. You lot need to wake up and stop letting the enemy direct your focus. We have a serious fight here, and you lot on both sides are distracting from the mission. Our mission is digging, data collection, and dissemination. If you're not doing that then go.

(For the record, against barriers to posting in general. Anything that could discourage anons from posting is seen as a detriment to myself)

>>6367900

Ghost Handoff™ in effect at 250 posts

>>6368022

>>6368022

Thanks alot. I had to Google dank humour so I knew wtf you were talking about. 😂😂😂😂

>>6368037

aaaand you are a muh jew shill too.

are so few of you shills left that you really have to deploy all scripts at once?

kekekek.

C comes before D.

Comey comes before ???

>>6367860 PB

If RR is /ourguy/, is Mueller /ourguy/ too?

newfag here, looking for a great place to start learning everything i can about mason(fucke)ry

>>6368043

I hope Floor Jack isn't missing the salt.

>>6368027

ebot inputs most likely the fresh bread url and waits for the next bread and sits back. Captchas fuck him it fuckes toots it fucks the other "night bread" interlopers. You have never seen flooding it may have seen flooding and that is why we have it. Flooding sucks especially if they load a bunch of ips into the bot/script.

>>6367978

Think picket fences in the Civil War; barbed wire in WWI & WWII. It didn't stop the enemy but it slowed them down.

Cocklust Ch. 29

My first few days working for Thaxter went just as I'd expected. I had to do everything from bussing tables to taking orders to running cards, basically the same work I'd been doing before. The main difference was the atmosphere, which of course was very gay. Thaxter wanted to cater to every kind of mo, from leather bears to drag queens to everything in between. It made for a hell of a work environment. Some guys were so over-the-top that they made me feel completely straight by comparison.

Every day we went through the same basic drill. For the first few hours after we opened, we'd mostly serve guys who were just there to hang out. The later it got, the more you'd start seeing couples on dates, or bigger groups of friends coming to party. The rowdiest time of all was late at night, when we'd have strip shows and other special events, which brought the horny drunks out of the woodwork. They kept making passes at each other, and at the performers, and at us staff. By the time we closed every night, we were always exhausted.

It wasn't long before Thaxter asked me to help out behind the bar. I hadn't really expected that, since I was so new; but he was stretched thin and I wasn't about to complain. The part that made me nervous was how many of the bartenders worked shirtless. They did it voluntarily, and I'd been in enough gay bars to know this wasn't unusual. I liked to think I was in good shape, though I wasn't sure how my body stacked up to the go-go dancers, strippers, and other ripped guys around me. Still, I figured I had nothing to lose, so I might as well try to fit in. Sure enough, on my first shift working topless, I got way better tips. I also got a few catcalls, which I didn't know how to take. Part of me was flattered, though part of me was grossed out; the most aggressive guys were usually the slimiest. To say nothing of the fact I was taken.

When I did have time off, I naturally wanted to spend it with Chad. But it turned out to be easier said than done. Since Chad worked at a congressional office, he mostly had to operate on Washington time, which was three hours ahead of San Diego. He had to get up early every morning, at an hour when I was always asleep. If I was lucky, he might get home before I had to leave for my shift, but most days we missed each other. He was mostly only free late at nights and on weekends— which was right when I had to work. By the time I got home, he was invariably in bed.

I usually ended up jacking off in the bathroom. It wasn't ideal, but under the circumstances, I knew I needed a release. I didn't want Chad to feel guilty or whatever, so I made sure to cover my tracks. I forced myself to stay quiet: I just sat on the toilet while I pounded my pud. I tried to cum as fast as I could, to avoid any suspicion. Then, after I finished, I brushed my teeth and went to bed. I usually snuggled up to Chad's unconscious body, though I had to be careful: sometimes my dick was still hard, so I had to make sure he wouldn't feel it. Then I held him tight as I drifted off to sleep.

I found myself counting the hours till Saturday and Sunday mornings. I knew I'd be tired then, since the nights before were the busiest times of my week. But I almost didn't care, since those were main times we could really be together. I was determined to make the most of them, so I swore we'd fuck each other's brains out. I couldn't help wishing we'd brought our sex toys with us— we'd left them at our apartment— but I told myself we'd make do. After all, I thought, we could still experiment any number of ways. It was just too bad that we always seemed rushed.

"Hey," Thaxter said. "Earth to Scott."

Slider Captcha

The slider captcha separates itself from the rest of the pack. It stops 99% of spambots because most can’t interact with the slider. It’s also user-friendly because all users need to do is slide the knob across to verify they’re not a spambot. And all mobile users need to do is swipe.

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Implement the slider and KILL e-bot if the BO is serious about Spam. Or both, for the win.

(it sucks for people who don't have hands or can't use a mouse, but things already suck for them so….)

>>6368052

Too the left down the hall last the red room where all the people dressed in animal costumers are.

Welcome!

>>6368048

Declassify

>>6368041

The cabal is already trying to shut us down. Why tf would BO make a move that is only dividing us without any benefit? It's not stopping shit. It's almost like BO is working for (((them))).

Much love anons

I blinked and turned around. I was standing behind the bar, but at that particular moment, we just had a trickle of customers. "O-oh sorry," I said.

"Is something on your mind?"

"No, it's cool," I replied. I didn't want to tell him I was thinking of sex with my boyfriend.

"Uh-huh," Thaxter said. He paused for a moment, then cleared his throat. "You know, as quiet as it is, you should probably clock out. At least for now."

"Okay sure," I replied. I wasn't thrilled at that thought, since I needed all the money I could get. But then again, this was part of what I'd signed up for, and Thaxter did warn me about this beforehand. I suspected the business would pick up later, so I didn't want to venture too far. I just retreated to the private parts of the building.

I ended up browsing through the backstage areas, which were full of all sorts of props. A lot of them were just random knickknacks, but some of them did pique my interest. I found a bunch of masks and blindfolds, along with collars and leashes. I also went through a trove of cock pumps, nipple clamps, hog ties, and other paraphernalia. Some of these things I didn't even recognize; I assumed they were used for something kinky, though I didn't know what.

I picked up a chest harness, held it in my hands for a minute, then slid it over my shoulders. Since I was already shirtless, the metal buckles felt cold against my skin, at least for the moment. I adjusted the straps till they were tight across my pecs. Then I picked up a collar and fastened it around my neck. Finally I looked in a mirror and turned my body around.

I had to admit, it was a helluva sight. Up until recently, I'd never imagined myself dressing like that. It was so out there, so stereotypically gay, that I'd never thought it might be up my alley. At the same time, I was kind of tempted to go back behind the bar in that outfit, just to gauge the reaction I might get.

>>6368069

Lol!

I'm done.

I also considered taking these toys home to Chad, so we could explore our kinky sides some more. I didn't want to get in trouble, so I figured I'd need to keep it secret from Thaxter. It was hard to gauge tell if it was really worth the risk. After all, Chad and I had some pretty incredible sex one-on-one, without any special gear at all. The add-ons were really just icing on the cake. At least that was my opinion, though I realized Chad had as much to say about it as I did.

I was trying to decide what to do when I heard some voices nearby. I took off the harness, along with the collar, and I tried to sneak away. But I'd just gone a few steps when I heard the words: "Oh fuck yeah." Then: "hey Mason, look who it is."

I froze in my tracks. That voice belonged to the twins, Mason and Madison, who Chad and I had hooked up with months before. I'd actually forgotten that they worked there. It took me a second to realize what that meant. I now had co-workers who'd slept with both me and my boyfriend.

"O-oh hi," I said as I turned around, and I tried to act casual. "Long time no see."

"Yeah, no kidding," Madison said. "What brings you back here?"

"I, well… I work here now."

"No shit! Are you going onstage?"

"You mean as a stripper?" As soon as I said that, I realized I sounded too dismissive. After all, both Mason and Madison were strippers themselves. "I-I mean I'm just working the front of the house. Right now I'm on break—"

"That's too bad. I was hoping we'd get to see a show."

I licked my lips. I felt like saying: Haven't you already seen it? But those words got caught in my throat.

"Are you still with that boyfriend of yours?" Mason asked.

"Chad? Yeah, we're still together—"

"I thought his name was Charles?"

Aw shit, I thought. I didn't want to admit we'd used fake names with these guys. But I also didn't know if I could keep the charade going, since all my other co-workers knew me by my real name.

>>6368055

Flooding is gay. I did hate that.

You got to love Ben Lying Rhoades stating on camera that the Obama admin abided by all firewalls IF there was any investigation, which they knew nothing about. I repeat, they abided by all firewall protocols IF there was an investigation they knew nothing about.

Can you smell the desperate response of lies?

>>6368035

Outed shill!

I wonder what else you’re hiding “in the closet”.

😆😆😆

>"A nation exists to serve its citizens"

This bothers me a lot as the entire concept has been trashed - people don't even know what a Nation is anymore.

>Nation

Latin nationem (nominative natio) "birth, origin; breed, stock, kind, species; race of people, tribe," literally "that which has been born," from natus

America is no longer a coherent Nation - its a melting pot of Nations all competing on the same soil - incoherent and guaranteed to fail. A mass scale experiment.

>>6368059

Good luck, anon. Hope BO is monitoring for alternative ideas.

"You know," Madison said, "we had a good time that night. We were hoping to see you guys again."

I bet, was all I could think. I had to admit we'd had a hell of an experience with them. I could never forget the sight of Chad sucking Madison's dick while I was sucking Mason's. Not to mention the feeling of Madison inside me while Chad pounded Mason beside us. I didn't necessarily regret what we'd done, but then again, there were plenty of reasons why Chad and I had never done that again. "Well," I said, "we've been busy—"

"Welcome to the club," Mason said.

"You've got to admit," Madison said, "you did kind of ghost us."

"Sorry about that," I said. "I mean, we had to go back to school. At least now we'll be here all summer." Before I even finished my sentence, I knew I'd said too much. I didn't want to give these guys ideas, but it was too late.

"That's cool," Madison said. "You know, maybe if you have time… you should come over. Whenever you can. That goes for both of you."

I was under no illusions about what he really meant. After all, it was the same invite he'd extended before— and we all knew how that had gone. "Thanks man," was the most diplomatic response I could think of. "I'll let him know."

"Sweet," he replied.

I knew I had to change the subject, but just then my phone buzzed with a text. I jumped to answer it, and I saw it was from Chad.

>>6368059

hey stupid, ebot is not a real bot but a real person. Haven't you figured that out by now? SMDH

We don't have a smapbot problem. We have a paid shill problem and captcha's aren't going to stop that.

>>6368010

>>6367507 lb

>I know baking can be done with Captcha, I'm just not sure I can manage it physically.

>>6367693 lb

>Yes, it would be nice to have fewer shill posts. But at what cost??

It seems you're having a hard time separating your personal needs from your opinion of what's best for the board, Anon.

Q came here for free speech, no filters.

That's job one.

But we all need to rest from time to time.

No shame in needing to take a break.

Anons will rise to the call.

I just talked to Pam, he wrote. She's doing a thing for Dad's birthday. Any chance you can get the 26th off?

I felt a wave of relief wash over me. This was the perfect excuse to break off the conversation. "Sorry guys," I said, "but I gotta run. I'll see you around, okay?"

"No worries," Madison said. "You know where to find us."

I nodded and headed back toward the bar. As I walked, I texted back to Chad: That's a Sunday, right?

Yeah, was his response.

I'll see what I can do, I wrote. Will need to get someone to cover my shift.

Cool, he replied. Mom says she can't make it, and Patrick was just there, so I kind of feel like it's my turn to go.

I chewed my lip for a moment. I sent him a heart emoji, but I had a lot of mixed feelings right then. I worried that we were getting roped into drama, in more than one front. But it didn't seem right to talk about it over text. I resolved to wait till we could properly discuss it. Then I took a deep breath and put away my phone.

As I expected, the store had gotten busier in the time I'd been on break. Lo and behold, Thaxter had learned some of the lessons I'd taught him. He'd started to get the hang of social media, and he'd done a bunch of posts to lure in customers. Early indications were that it seemed to be working.

"Hey Scott," Thaxter said, "here's someone you should probably meet." He gestured toward a guy with curly brown hair. "This is Jean-Jacques."

"Hey man," I said. "I'm Scott."

Jean-Jacques shook my hand. "Hello."

"He says he found us online," Thaxter said. "Apparently he's got quite the following of his own."

"Really? Do tell."

>>6368065

Unwilling black hats, flipped to gray hats to save themselves. Doubt they were in on the creepy stuff, prob just took some money to do some dirt or look the other way on some dirt.

What they know could be invaluable to the plan though…

Beto: We only have ’10 years’ left on Earth if we don’t address climate change

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/beto-orourke-we-only-have-10-years-let-on-earth-if-we-dont-address-climate-change

>>6367958

GOOD researchers aren't going to stay away. They have a drive for truth. A few obstacles won't deter them.

>>6368081

Sliders are the industry standard for crypto and banking now, but you don't get paid….

Tomorrow, 1 May, is May Day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_Day

>>6368097

Thanks anon, bread edited

"I'm a fashion photographer." He handed over his phone, which was open to Instagram.

I looked down and started scrolling through his posts. My first thought was that "fashion" wasn't the right word. His models were hardly wearing clothing at all; they were mostly in underwear or sometimes even just jewelry. Still, the pics made for great eye candy— I saw some beautiful bare butts and thighs— and they'd gotten him more than a hundred thousand followers.

"I have other pictures too," he said, "though I can't post them on Instagram. So many in this country can be— what's the word? Prudes."

"That's what this bar is for," Thaxter said. "Scott's heard my soapbox plenty of times."

"Well," I said, "one way or another, these pictures are hot." I was about to say something else when I recognized one of the faces. "You've worked with Flynn Taylor?"

"Many times. You like him?"

"I…" I debated how to answer. I didn't want to tell him he was Chad's favorite porn star. "Yeah, I mean he's cool."

"He'll be around next month. He'll be performing at the Cockpit."

"No shit?"

"Do you want to meet him?"

>>6368059

I'd be down for this.

Slide option availabe on app as well?

>>6368081

kek

>>6368059

a different style of captcha isn't something that BO can implement. you would have to pass that idea to codemonkey.

also, although there may be some bots/shills who post muh joo shit, to think that every post criticizing jews is a shill and not a sincere anon is fucking retarded. you literally cannot restore sovereignty without chopping off jewish influence at the kneecaps.;

>>6368081

>Slider capcha

Newfags don't know how the board works anons.

"I… well sure, if I can." I was trying to play my cards carefully. Jean-Jacques seemed like a cool guy, so I didn't want to come across as over-excited. Selfishly, I knew he could be useful to us, especially if he gave the bar a shout-out online. He had so many followers that he could send us quite a bit of business. I figured I should take this one step at a time.

I kept wanting to call Chad, but I didn't get the chance. Apparently word had gotten out that the twins would be performing, so more and more people were streaming into the bar. I tried to clear my head as best as I could. The busier it got, the faster I had to move, which was probably a good thing.

When the twins came onstage, I tried to avoid even looking in their direction. Of course there was no avoiding the pulsating music, the lights flashing back and forth, or the cheers from the crowd. My imagination could fill in the rest; after all, I'd seen them perform before, in more ways than one. But I tried to avoid even thinking about that stuff. I kept reminding myself that I had a job to do, and I needed to focus.

Even so, by the time I got off work, I was definitely hard. I felt incredibly relieved to be going home to Chad. With any luck, I thought, he might still be awake. I had so much on my mind, and so much I wanted to tell him, that I didn't know where to start.

As it turned out though, Chad was fast asleep— not that I was surprised. He was sprawled on his side of the bed, snoring softly, with the sheets twisted all around his body. I could see just enough skin to know he was naked. I was seriously tempted to wake him up; I would've loved to ravage his body or have him ravage me. But I forced myself not to.

I just stepped back, stripped off my shirt, and tossed it in the hamper. Then I let my pants and underwear drop to the floor. I bent over to pick up my clothes, but as I did, I noticed something under Chad's side of the bed. Something that didn't seem to belong.

ILLUMINATI, NWO, MASONIC SYMBOLISM IN HOLLYWOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRODoQuE5ag

>>6368075

flooding is a mess they have psychos who will flood with cp to shut down sites i think that is why tor is banned on this board. its out of necessity when you reach this level of threat to the cabal you have to increase the buffer of automated attacks. They use bots on chans a lot too they don't talk about that.

I crouched down for a better view. As soon as I did, I realized I was looking at a pair of my own underwear. Except I'd never put it there— plus it had cum stains all over it, which were not my doing.

I reached down and took the underwear in my hands. I caught a whiff of a familiar scent. It was clearly Chad's jizz; I could've recognized his brand anywhere. I brought the underwear to my nose, took a deep breath, and let the aroma of my man's juices fill my lungs.

All I could think about was what this must mean. Chad must've been using my underwear as a cumrag. Which meant he'd been jacking off without me— the same way I'd been jacking off without him. And judging by the dampness of the cloth, he'd probably enjoyed a session that same night.

Holy shit, I thought. If Chad kept his cumrag within reach, then it stood to reason he'd been beating off in bed. In the same bed we shared. The same place he was lying at that moment. Hell, for all I knew he could've been pleasuring himself while I was talking to Jean-Jacques— or the twins, for that matter.

I felt myself getting hornier and hornier. I wasn't thrilled at the thought of him doing this by himself, though I knew I couldn't complain. After all, Chad had even warned me how much he'd nutted in that room: You probably don't want to use a blacklight in here. I guarantee you'd find cum in places you never expected…

I licked my lips as the implications sank in. I knew Chad's stroking was a hell of a sight, and if he was cumming in my underwear, he was probably thinking of me as he did it. The more I mulled that over, the more tingly I got. My dick was rock hard, and it pointed straight out, practically begging for a release. I loved thinking I'd been turning him on; I just wished I could've seen that show myself.

I turned away and tiptoed into the bathroom. I shut the door behind me, then smelled my underwear again. I tried to guess how many of Chad's loads were in there. Clearly he'd deposited more than one, though it was hard to gauge the exact number. After all, his wads could vary in size. If he'd been edging a long time, then he could've cum buckets; but if he'd been going for multiple orgasms, he might've just shot a few drops with each one. I couldn't help asking myself: had he been doing this all summer? Or had it just been the last few days?

I sat on the toilet and slid my fingers along my shaft. Thoughts of Chad got me so much hotter than all those other guys. My fingers were practically on autopilot: I teased my cockhead a little, then closed my eyes and just savored the sensations. I could still hear the soft purr of him snoring in the next room. Hormones went pumping through my bloodstream, and my nerves immediately responded. I tried to keep the tease going as long as I could, but then I just had to start gripping my cock. I still kept going as slowly as I could, hoping to heighten the sensation, though my urges kept telling me to move faster.

My boyhole was itching, and I wanted to finger it. But at that point I couldn't: I just had one free hand to work with, and I was still craving the smell of Chad's cum. So I kept holding the rag to my nose, and I kept breathing in deeper and deeper.

I can't tell you how bad I need it right now, I remembered Chad saying. I assumed he'd felt the same way jacking off. Of course, I'd never actually seen him do it in private, which I knew was totally different from doing it for show. But I knew him well enough to know how it had probably gone down. I imagined him lying in bed, on top of the sheets, pounding away. I knew he'd probably keep his legs partway up, spread nice and wide, so his ballsack could bounce around freely. The foot of the bed would've had a great view of his taint, along with the start of his buttcrack behind it, and possibly even his pucker.

>>6368063

Make a seperate bread for that particular issue. Gather consensus. Until then people need to stop shitting the bed, something big is going on and we need to be focused, I've been here since day 2 and this is a bad one. Something big is rumbling up and it seems likely to shake things up.

(I can say from experience it definitely hurts anons. But that discussion shouldn't be had here)

By now I was stroking much faster. My cock flapped back and forth as I yanked away at it. Chad's cumrag fell from my grip; I wanted to pick it back up, but I didn't want to stop what I was doing. Besides, I had other things I could do with that hand. I arched my back a little, reached back, and dabbed at my hole. My sphincter was still itchy— still very eager for dick— and I would've loved to have given it a dildo. But since that wasn't an option, I did the next-best thing and slid my fingers inside.

I couldn't help thinking of Chad's love for butt play. I remembered the first time we'd fucked, when he'd made me plow his ass. Not to mention when I'd fingered him and eaten him out the first time he'd come to my dorm…

I couldn't help myself at that point. I jacked off harder and faster, and I forced myself to stifle my groans. Fuck, I thought, this was pretty near fantastic. I sensed myself getting closer and closer, till I was just about to bust.

Just then the door whipped open. Chad was standing there, still naked, with a startled look on his face. I jumped with surprise, and I tried to stop, but it was too late. My body was already spasming: a rope of cum shot out of me and landed on my abs. Then a few more spurts splattered on my body, followed by some gobs that just dribbled down my shaft.

Chad seemed just as surprised as I was. Maybe even more so. It was one of the few times he'd made a face that I couldn't quite read.

A wave of embarrassment washed over me. There was obviously no hiding what I'd been doing. My right hand was still wrapped around my cock, drenched in jizz. My left hand was still partly shoved up my butt. "H-hey babe," was all I could say.

Chad seemed just as embarrassed as I was. And he was almost as speechless. "Um… I mean… why—"

"W-well I, uh, didn't want to wake you—"

"If you were really that horny… I mean…" Then his voice trailed off, and I realized he was looking at his cumrag beside me. I could practically see his brain put two and two together.

I relaxed both of my hands, and I laid them on my lap. It was pretty crazy awkward, though I'm not quite sure why. After all, practically all guys jerked off. Hell, the first time we really met was at that circle jerk with the Kap Eps. Yet it still seemed taboo to get caught in the act.

>>6368079

Only ur lack of pride and dignity anon. Come take a look.

We just stood there in silence at first. Neither of us seemed to know what to say. Finally Chad cleared his throat. "I-I guess… well, considering we were both doing it when I was in D.C., it's just…"

"It's just what?"

Chad took a deep breath. "I dunno, I figured now that we're living together… I guess I assumed we wouldn't need to."

"Wouldn't need to jack off?"

"Well… you don't need to put it that way."

"I-I mean… is there a better way to put it?"

Chad paused for a second. He seemed to have something on the tip of his tongue. But then he shook his head. "I don't know," he finally said.

I wanted to get up and hug him, except I still had jizz on me. I was tempted to use his cumrag to clean off my chest— maybe mix our loads together— but I wasn't sure I should. Instead I reached for the toilet paper roll.

Chad jumped forward and slammed his body against mine. I flinched at first, but then I felt his lips against my mouth, and I sensed the familiar taste of his tongue.

I wasn't about to argue with this. I instinctually put my arms around him, and a glob of cum smeared across his back.

>>6368095

>GOOD researchers aren't going to stay away.

wrong

the captcha's are not going to do what the purpose for implementing it was for. As soon as you realize that, you won't be on the captcha bandwagon.

Q we are sorry, we don't need the cake.

That feeling you get before you are Oscar Mike

Bring it. bring the Pain.

"Baby," he said between kisses, "I've been wanting this so bad…"

"Uh-huh," I replied. "Is that why you dirtied up my underwear?"

"Oh fuck, I'm sorry—"

"I didn't say it was a bad thing. You don't think I've been wanting it too?" I tried to stand up while we kissed. We stumbled a little, but then we regained our balance, and Chad pulled me back toward the bedroom.

Both of us knew where this was headed. We plopped into bed, and the mattress shuddered beneath us. "You have no idea how fucking horny I've been…"

"Oh, I think I can imagine…"

Chad gripped my torso and slammed his lips against my chest. He kissed the groove between my pecs, made his way down to my bellybutton, and he slurped up all the cum that was there. Then he paused for a second, apparently admiring my dick. He seemed to rumble with pent-up sexual energy. Finally he opened his mouth, gulped down my cock, and started sucking away.

"Oh fuck," I gasped. My nerves were still pretty tingly from my orgasm. But I wasn't complaining; after all, I was finally getting what I'd been wanting all week. I stretched my body flat against the bed, and I savored the feeling of his tongue against my meat.

Chad sucked me nice and hard, just the way I liked it. As he did it, he gripped the base of my shaft with one hand, and he played with my balls with the other.

>>6368094

Beta is half right. If Dems would win in 2020(won't happen), we certainly would have 10 yrs left. Not the climate part

>>6368080

I agree, and it bothers me too. In this context it should be a Government, not a Nation. Nation would be redundant, because the nation is the people.

>>6368114

Where is Assange held these days?

"Yeah baby," was all I could say. I ran my hands through Chad's hair. "Oh fuck, that feels so good…"

Chad went at it for a little bit longer, then let my dick fall from his mouth. "I think I'm gonna give you a taste of your own medicine."

"What does that mean?"

He didn't answer at first. He got up, stepped over to his closet, and went through his sporting equipment. He picked up his rope; then to my surprise he pulled out a ski mask. "Now," he said, "I want our safe word to be something cool. Something like 'fidelio.'"

"'Fidelio?'"

"Unless you've got a better idea."

"N-no, I guess it's all right…"

"Okay good. Now get on all fours."

I rolled over and stuck my ass in the air. Chad tied my hands together, then bound them to the headboard so they could hardly move. Then he did the same with my feet. I could already feel my adrenaline start to flow: part of me was nervous, but the other part was excited.

Chad ran hands up my legs, then traced the middle of my buttcrack. "Mm," he said, "fuck, I love this ass…"

"Then stop teasing it," I said.

"Fuck that," he replied. "I'll do with it what I want."

>>6368098

Hopefully May Day doesn't include an emergency use of the phrase 'Mayday mayday mayday' like so many people trying to dial 911 on 9/11

I felt a rush of excitement. Chad had gotten so into being dominated, I hadn't expected him to want to turn the tables. Not that I had any objection; I loved the idea of being his bitch. Or his slut. Or whatever else he wanted to call me.

I felt something over my eyes, and suddenly I couldn't see a thing. Chad had pulled the ski mask over my head. Except he'd made sure the eye holes wouldn't line up with my eyes. I could breathe just fine, but I couldn't see a thing. My first thought was to adjust it, but when I tried to move my hands, the rope kept them firmly locked in place.

"Oh shit," was all I could say. I could feel my heart pounding harder and harder. I had no idea what Chad was about to do, but I couldn't wait to find out.

I felt the familiar sensation of liquid in my ass. I could tell Chad was lubing up my hole. Then I felt his cock against my taint, and I fully expected him to guide it inside me. But he didn't. Instead he started hotdogging me: he slid his boner up and down my crack. His dick passed right past its target, over and over, to and fro, back and forth; but it didn't go in.

My sphincter shuddered with every thrust. I was so eager by now, my nerves were all going haywire. After all, Chad's dick was the one I'd been wanting all this time. The one I'd been craving. The one that seemed made just for me. "Fuck me," I said.

>>6368141

>>6368129

Exactly, anon. These are the same sheep who dix not bat an eye when new BO came onboard.

Low iq reddit fags.

>>6368129

this. captcha will reduce the number of anons posting, but shill count will remain the same. i'm already sick of this shit.

>>6368113

Tor was banned so the intel ag. cud figure out who's who. Also, harder for them to maintain order on chan

"I told you," he said, "I'm calling the shots around here."

I felt another burst of adrenaline. Since I couldn't see, all my other senses seemed heightened. I could hear everything from Chad's voice to his breath to the rustling of the sheets. I could smell his armpits, which hadn't been washed since that morning. I could taste the residue of his spit in my mouth, and I savored it as long as I could. Most of all, I could feel Chad's legs against my thighs, his hands on my hips, and the subtle tickle of his pubes against my butt.

Suddenly, WHAM! He rammed his thick rod inside me. My body jumped with surprise, and I let out a shriek.

"Oh shit!" I yelled as soon as I regained use of my voicebox. My ass had cramped up pretty tight, and pain was cascading through my body. I almost said our safe word, but I forced myself to hold back. Instead, I used my old tried-and-true technique: I pushed my inner muscles like I was taking a shit. Sure enough, it started to hurt really good. Then the pain disappeared completely, and a feeling of pleasure took over. Wild, sexy, delirious pleasure.

"Oh fuck yeah," Chad was saying. He was pistoning into me so hard that the whole bed was shaking. "That's the best fucking ass…"

"Tear it up," I said. "I want you to fuck that shit up."

Chad smacked me hard. "I told you," he said, "I'm the one calling the shots."

"Uh-huh…" My innards seemed to be doing somersaults, and my limbs yanked at their restraints. Yet somehow that was what made it so hot. >>6368146

q

RR is out you have to say something.

Chad kept on pounding away. I arched my back downward, and I felt his rod re-position itself inside me. I squeezed his cock with my sphincter, giving it just a little milking, and I swiveled my hips around. I wanted nothing more than to pleasure my man. My dom. My daddy. My master.

"Oh fuck," I gasped. I still couldn't see anything, but I knew what Chad probably looked like right then. Especially since I could feel him, the way his cock slid in and out of me faster and faster.

"Fuck yeah," Chad said as he picked up his intensity. His pubes were slapping against me so hard I could feel my whole body jiggle. It was probably a good thing I'd already cum; otherwise I wouldn't have lasted. He hit my prostate and sent jolts of electricity through me.

"Oh give it to me," I gasped. "Holy shit…"

"What do you think I'm doing?" he asked, and he smacked me again. That slap felt so fucking good, I almost wanted more. But before I could say anything, Chad reached down and grabbed my cock. "Cum for me," he said.

>>6368153

>>6368129

You have not observed the effect of this gestating into the flow of the board. You want the captchas removed so you can run you skripts. Fuck off unless you are truly unsure of the captcha and don't trust the plan. They do stress tests they know when to do this it only drives away shitposters who are not even shitposting but wasting the thread.

>>6368110

Has anyone here even heard of "The Tanya"??? Haven't seen it mentioned… (It is the text Chabad-Lubavich follows.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya#Jewish_criticism

Hannity tonight said we will be getting a cascade of information… an avalanche.

Sounds like an information waterfall or D5 avalanche

Holy shit anons! Watch this!

Can't embed for some reason, so here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPQU7XDBAc&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR1dvWcEPekkbEQNazc_HfNBzxZuWS3f3SWF4ipqgPfyTyf_h55L2tykN9U

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>>6368150

prime example, this retard (who is probably trying to make this point ffs, which is insufferable): d0072e (17)

It's ineffective and stupid as fuck

>>6368153

I gyrated my ass, and I savored his firm grip on my shaft. By now our bodies were moving back and forth in perfect synchronization; although my limbs couldn't move, it didn't seem to matter.

"I want to feel you cum," he said, more insistently this time, as he yanked away at my cock.

In the position I was in, I had no way of aiming my jets. I knew I'd end up busting on the sheets, the same ones we'd need to sleep in. Of course, like any follow-up load, it'd probably be smaller than the first one. But one way or another, I had my orders. I felt myself getting close, and I did nothing to fight it.

"Oh fuck," Chad said as he too went over the edge. His muscles went rigid, and I heard a primeval noise come out of his mouth. Then he started moving again, which was when I felt his warm gooey juices inside me.

"Shit!" I gasped as I shot on Chad's hand. The ropes jerked with tension, and I could sense endorphins surging through my body. I could even feel my ass spasming around my man's penis.

"Fuck yeah," Chad said. He waited a few seconds longer, till my orgasm was over. Then he wiped off his hand— on my back this time— and he pulled off the ski mask so I could properly see. Finally he undid the ropes, and we both collapsed into bed. "That was so fucking sexy."

"Yeah it was," I replied. I was surprised to see that I liked being a sub. But I was even more surprised to find the bondage was almost incidental. The part that had really turned me on was the thought of me belonging to Chad. I suspected the feeling was mutual, in that he seemed to dig the thought of belonging to me. In that case, I thought, we might not need whips or chains after all…

>>6368159

Hannity SAYS al lot of shit…

>>6368087

Hi Stupid Sally.

I have tested E-bot, over 50 times.

Yes the posts are done automatically, but there is a "person" adapting the posts/scripts. Whatever we can do to slow that automatic reply down would help with e-bot fuckery. I have tested it and had others test it, if you want to know how look up Turing test questions… E-Bot fails them every single time, unless there is a person (whatever flavor of religion or security agency you choose) replying.

Personally I think E-Bot is a program to collect and do some kind of predictive analysis on posts. But hey, I'm just a potato farmer.

>>6368107

If there is no form of revenue derived via the captcha, I cant see the problem, sliders work on a phone. Regarding the Jooo stuff, thats above my pay grade :-)

>>6368162

"You know," he said, "I want to make sure you get off as much as you need."

"Say what?"

"I'm not saying we should sleep around or whatever. I mean… if we need to jack off, either of us… there's no shame in it, right?"

"Well right," I replied. I didn't want Chad to feel embarrassed, any more than I wanted to feel embarrassed myself. I liked to think that we'd moved beyond any hangups or internalized homophobia or whatever you wanted to call it. Or at least I hoped we had.

"The point is," Chad said, "I want to make sure you're taken care of."

"Well…" I put my arms around him. "I want to make sure you are too."

Chad nodded. "You sound like you've got something else on your mind."

I sighed and chewed my lip. Chad was obviously right. We had a lot more to talk about than just masturbation— in fact, that was probably the least awkward of the issues we needed to tackle. I knew I had to tell him about getting hit on at work. I also had to acknowledge Jean-Jacques, and the fact that Flynn was coming to town. But the biggest issue of all was how to handle the twins. I was pretty sure Chad would have plenty to say about them, and I knew it wouldn't be the easiest discussion. But if we were going to be candid with each other, there was no way around it.

I just looked in Chad's eyes, and I put my hand on his chest. And I tried to figure out the best way to approach this.

To be continued…

>>6368167

thanks anon!

NOTABLE.

>>6368119

>Make a seperate bread for that particular issue. Gather consensus

NO. It should be had exactly here since this is where BO made a unilateral decision that affects us all. There is no logical reason for it. Not one anon has been able to provide one. Yet some are all about calling shill for pushing back against the foolishness. This is OUR board. Q only posts here or on PF. This is not a monarchy here. We can't just up and move unless Q does. Previous BO went 1.5 yrs without doing this, for a reason. IT WON'T WORK!

>>6368106

boomers had to be born before 64, Millennial.

>>6368087

When they are using multiple ip's it increases the captchas per every ip hop so they are filling out even more captchas it slows them down enough to regain fractions of the thread back. It is successful.

>>6368172

division shills glow.

you only prove intended captcha fuckery.

>>6368168

if you try to embed that link it doesn't work on 8chan for some reason. I promise it's a good video.

>>6368159

Did he also say, "tic toc"? Kek

>>6368165

>If there is no form of revenue derived via the captcha, I cant see the problem

i'ts nothing to do with revenue, anon. the options the BO can change is frequency of captcha required. the BO has no control over which captcha the site uses. if anons want the captcha switched to a different type, they have to take the issue to codemonkey or jim. BO has no control over it. this is also probalby my last post. i'm not doing this shit all night.

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>>6367927

Why does this shill try to get you to look here?

Why are you circumcised since 1967 Mr. American?

Who infiltrated Freemasonry?

Why did American tanks in Iraq have their symbology?

Why is there a skull & bones in their castle temple?

Who financed Hitler and sold them weapons to kill Americans while remaining neutral?

Which WW II American General, who then became President was a sleeper agent of theirs?

Masonic Switzerland - Home of the Pharaohs

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=BGhCS564VS4

>>6368165

You're so fucking stupid. ebot eve has a criminal record, but you wouldn't know that if you hadn't been here since he first starting posting as ebot. Nor would you know the reason why he posts as ebot. But go ahead with your stupid theories. Some of us know the truth.

>>6368141

he needs a beta, and a better website to post on…

>>6368179

>>>6368172 (You)

>division shills glow.

>you only prove intended captcha fuckery.

Lol, no one on here believes u expect ur ops bros.

Only ÷, is the dude that setup cap. 4every post

>>6368190

She can't bring herself to go in.

It's not a dungeon. Not his apartment. Just a coffee shop.

The door is glass. If he's in there, he's probably looking at her.

She pulls the door open. Glances around.

He's there.

He looks just like in his pictures. The ones where he has naked girls bent over his lap.

She scuttles over and sits down across from him.

She can't look at him.

She waits.

Eyes up. He smirks. Eyes down again.

"Are we playing the quiet game, then?" he says.

She laughs. No, giggles. Whatever it is, it's too loud. However she looks, it's too red.

"Can I get you something to drink?"

She shakes her head.

"Can you tell me why we're here?"

"I…" she flounders.

"You want to enlist my services. Am I wrong?"

She shakes her head. Eyes up, then down.

"And those services involve me bossing and tossing you around. Wrong?"

She shakes her head. She smiles slightly at his playful tone.

"So if I wanted to get you a drink, I could. Wrong?"

She shakes her head.

>>6368178

so they tend to keep to the same vpns making them filterable and regaining organic board flow. it also demorilizes them making them have to work to even post when they are spree posting without thought it only impedes spree posting NOT QUALITY POSTING

>>6368178

The past 3 breads prove you wrong

So are Bolton and that fat Pompeo (Volcano - No wonder he gets all sweaty every time he is interviewed) not our guys and the ones who are trying to ruin the NK deal?

That is my gut feeling and I think it's right

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>>6368181

Had Jim Jordan on who emphasized that there is a bunch more info that will come out besides Comey Crapshoot, DECLAS, and IG Report

>>6368196

"Now, I'm going to give you another chance. Can I get you something to drink?"

"Yes," she says. She almost adds "Sir", like some of the girls in the videos do, but she doesn't. One syllable-step at a time.

"Different question now. Do you want anything to drink?"

She hesitates. If she once knew the answer, she doesn't anymore.

He smiles. So innocent, he thinks. He decides to go easier on her. "How about I'll get you some water, and if you want anything else, you just tell me, all right, love?"

She nods.

He goes to get water.

So far, this is going exactly how she didn't know she wanted. She doesn't know much about sex. Good Catholic girls don't. But she's always known that she likes to be helpless. None of the men she's been on dates with were controlling enough. Or at all. Of course, she never asked them to be, but of course she wouldn't. She doesn't want to give up her choices. She wants them taken from her.

In her furtive Internet searches (always in private mode), she found John Smith, the "Dom" to "sub" she's learned to name herself. Every step—clicking the Contact button, sending a message, responding to each email—required a new bout of courage. And now she's here.

>>6368042

Baker, I'll give it a go if you've got notes to 250 or moar. Don't think I can play catch up and captcha at the same time, kek.

handoff confirmed?

Will notify bo/bv.

>>6368197

it impedes spree posting not articulate posts

He comes back with a cup of water.

"Thank you," she manages.

She takes a sip.

"Ever heard of roofies?" he grins at her.

She looks at him in horror.

He laughs. "I'm just joking," he says. "I wouldn't roofie you like this. That's something you have to earn."

She looks at him in amazement. Now she wants what she didn't want five seconds ago. She wants it because she can't have it. He really is a pro.

"Two truths, one lie," he begins. Living up to his nickname of the Playeur. "Ready to guess?"

She nods.

"I've had thirty-one subs. None of them has ever gone to the police. I want to bring you to my car and fuck you in it right now."

She gasps and looks away. She feels something in her stomach. A pang. A clench. She was trying to follow along—the thirty-one number she remembered from his website—but now she can't speak. The bad word sticks in her mind. …fuck… She hopes no one else heard him. She feels her sex getting wet. Why does it do that?

"Go on, guess," he says. "Which one's the lie?"

"The…the last one?" she says.

"You wish," he says. "It's the second. One of my subs was a police officer," he grins.

"Oh," is all she can say.

"Your turn," he says. "Two truths and a lie. Or, if you like, a lie and two truths," he smiles.

She thinks. "Um…my favorite color is pink. I'm no good at this game. And I've never…done it in a car."

He gives her a burning look. "I'd bet you've never 'done it' at all."

She blushes.

How would that work exactly? Don't you have to know who to target before you end the virus? How is that defensive or protect?

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vid