Is the Bible the Jews' biggest lie? Was it all just Jewish Propaganda?
Whenever I read the bible I always get really bothered by the complete polarization between New Testament and Old Testament God.
Old Testament God spends the entire time jerking off Jews, telling us how much better they are then everyone else.
>thou shou not kill
>now go kill all these people in my name
>when they surrender to you make everyone hand over their foreskins or kill them in front of their kids if they refuse
God spends the entire book making jews op and does some of the cruelest stuff imaginable.
New Testament God is basically gone. But dont worry he sent us his mortal son, a superhero Jew. Everything is all jewed up, communication and worship is now a bureaucratic process. Lots of genuinely good concepts, values, introduced. All which happen to favor those of the jew, and handicap christians vs jews.
God takes a vacation:
>St Peter: God? Its Pete. Theres a demon on Earth performing miracles pretending to be you.
>God: cant you see im watching the game? Fuck off
>Demon continues unabated for months
>…
>*knock knock*
>Pete: God? Remember that Demon? Well there's two now. The second is even more powerful. He's convinced nearly the entire world the first Demon is you. You gotta do something!
>God: goddamnit you are so annoying. Do i have to do everything? Arent you supposed to be guarding the gates Pete? Don't tell me people are just walking in.
>Pete: there is no one to walk in, haven't you been listening? Do something! You're God!
>God: fuck. okay, but let me finish watching the game first.
>Pete: ok.. so howPost too long. Click here to view the full text.