29ee88 No.7992 [Last50 Posts]
Post your absolutely blasphemous ideas related to cars.
I have a few.
For one, I'd like to throw a 2JZ into a model A Ford.
I don't know why, but I think it would be absolutely beautiful. All that power in a straight six slapped in a car that's 80 years old.
I'd also like to take a skyline don't really care what gen because I like them all and throw an American V8 behind the AWD drivetrain. Throw a turbo on it and it would be absolutely nuts.
I want to hear some fucking nutty ideas. Preferably those that make my blood boil initially, but eventually make me want to build one.
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29ee88 No.7993
>>7992
I want to put a Skyline engine in my Mustang, just so I could call it a Mustang GTR. Or a SHO V6, but that's less ridiculous.
I also want to take my S2000 and keep it stock.
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29ee88 No.7994
>>7993
> put a Skyline engine in my Mustang
What year Mustang? I want to know how hard I should be triggered here
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29ee88 No.7996
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Looks like someone already did a 2jz in a model a.
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29ee88 No.8000
My friend wants me to help him put a V8 in his piece of shit D50. It's gonna be great.
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29ee88 No.8003
I want to make a project car with as varied a mixture of American, European and Japanese parts as possible. The goal of this is to piss off as many murrican-fags, Clarkson-fags and JDM-fags as possible. What would be the best possible permutation of this? I was thinking something like
>bright pink Honda CRX as a body/frame
>engine from Porsche 924
>transmission from Dodge Cornet
>bigass procharger, removing turbo if necessary
>hood scoop
>whatever modification is necessary for making it all fit decently
>the most spic-teir hubcaps I can find on craigslist
>drum brakes with fake plastic disc brake calipers glued onto them Yes, I stole this idea from MCM
>glue pages from the manga "Komodo no Jikan" onto the front quarter panels, and pages from the comic book "Watchmen" onto the rear ones
>paint British flag on the roof
>Prius and Chevy bumper stickers
>not lowered or stanced, but rather give it as high suspension as possible to the point it starts to look like AMC Eagle SX4
>literally any slick Hoosier tires
>get one of those prints you can get on your rear window that you can still see out of with gay fanart from the TV show Sherlock
>stereo constantly blaring Chumba Wumba at full blast
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29ee88 No.8004
>>7994
94 V6 so nothing of real value would be lost. Also thought of getting a Foxbody and putting a 4A-GE in it and painting it to look like my animes but I can't afford a 4th car just for a bad joke.
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29ee88 No.8005
>>8003
You may or may not have just defined the most expensive and impractical piece of shit ever devised.
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29ee88 No.8006
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29ee88 No.8007
Straightpiped Prius with ITBs and bolt-on flares.
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29ee88 No.8016
i want to take the Dana 44 and T56 from a first gen viper (salvage or bad engine) and put them into a automatic C4 corvette and put the Dana 36 and 700R4 into the viper, the viper would be swapped with a turbocharged 4.3 vortec just to piss people off
>its completely possible and would even be relatively easy to do
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29ee88 No.8020
>>8016
Well, I don't understand why you'd want to do that at all, considering it would make both cars worse. I guess that was sort of the point of this thread, though.
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29ee88 No.8022
>>8020
>Well, I don't understand why you'd want to do that at all
i actually already have 2 C4 corvettes and one is an auto that i want to put a D44 IRS which is actually stock in manual C4s and all vipers since the engine is already modified and the D36 is near its limit, and i would like a 6 speed
>considering it would make both cars worse.
boost in roll racing is less likely to destroy the weaker 700R4 and D36 than hard manual shifts will a T56 in a built C4 and if the viper has a bad engine/salvage title there is really nothing to lose, it also makes the corvette a much better car and has no real downsides for the corvette also viper brakes and rotors can be made to fit C4 hubs
also i have seen some crashed and salvage title vipers online that make doing this very tempting
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29ee88 No.8033
>>8022
I guess I'm retarded. I thought you were talking about straight axles, not IRS. I knew C4 corvettes had an independent rear, but I've only had a chance to sit in a viper once, and that was when I was probably 13.
I never looked into the viper enough to know they had IRS. I always thought they had a solid axle.
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29ee88 No.8038
I kinda want to do what you want to but more specifically stuff as much Dodge motor into a C110 Kenmari Skyline as I can. Better then all the stanceshit inflicted upon it. It honestly seems wrong that something that looks the way it does carry's anything less then 8 cylinders.
Another one would be to take the engine from HHR SS, work it over a bit and put it into my 2000 Saturn SL1. And making a monstrous 280Z.
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29ee88 No.8039
I want to get a Z31 and swap a 2JZ-GTE into it.
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29ee88 No.8048
>>8038
>plugged vacuum advance
why?
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29ee88 No.8051
>>8048
im more concerned about the loose nut on the right air cleaner and what looks like a household bolt on one of the valvecovers
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29ee88 No.8057
>>8038
>monstrous 280z
Tell me more about this, I'm already turned on by that idea.
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29ee88 No.8065
>>8057
Honestly there's not that much to it. Just strip the thing down completely, add wings, cannards and rollcage, an all aluminum BMW Inline 6 worked over to 700 HP Ideally I'd like a system that would have a sequential turbo set up and it being able to be over boosted to 1000+HP with an on-the-fly tuning change. More boost being produced by the main turbo and more fuel. Might work, might not. feeding into a rear mounted 7 speed manual and I'd really like to throw on those Carbon Fiber wheels from the Mustang GT350R with some real sticky rubber, and some Carbon Ceramic brakes.
Like I said, a monstrous 280Z Frankensteined out of other performance parts.
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29ee88 No.8070
>>7992
I got one, fam
The Idea is to slap a WRX's Fa20 and transmission into a Subaru XT…somehow.
I Just want to see stupid Honda "muh jdm" ricers squack as they are annihilated by a car they've never heard of.
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29ee88 No.8076
>>8070
Since you're obviously a subarufag, what's that subaru that was produced in the mid 90s or so that had window glass that still showed at the top even when you rolled the windows all the way down? I think it was a subaru SVX or something.
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29ee88 No.8077
>>8076
My memory is better than I expected. That's exactly what it's called.
Also, check my dubs.
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29ee88 No.8080
>>8076
>>8077
Correct. Shame that 6 cylinder EG engine was tethered to an auto tranny
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29ee88 No.8082
>>8080
I had no idea they only came with an auto.
For some reason, I simultaneously love and hate the way those things look.
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29ee88 No.8255
>>7992
I want to tear the chassis and drivetrain off a 60s landbarge and replace it with one that'll handle properly. AWD, 4-wheel steering to make it around turns, and add some proper crash protection to it.
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29ee88 No.8262
>>8080
That thing looks pretty alright.
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29ee88 No.8301
>>7992
C'mon step it up, twinturbo 4-rotor swap in a Model A.
Or just a straight engine & tranny swap from a carb' doritos mobile into a otherwise completely stock Model T
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29ee88 No.8467
LS1 RWD Sunfire with stockish unibody
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29ee88 No.8469
>>8467
Gonna call it a Sunfirebird?
Or bring back the Pontiac Sunbird?
Firefire maybe?
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29ee88 No.8473
A minivan with the back cut down to make it look like a pickup truck.
Oh wait…
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29ee88 No.8478
>>8473
>A minivan with the back cut down to make it look like a pickup truck.
Yes?
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29ee88 No.8493
>>8467
>What is a firebird
You're fucking retarded, Anon.
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29ee88 No.8495
>>8038
>turn a dodge challenger knockoff into a real one
Blood status: heated.
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29ee88 No.10144
Take an utter european shitbox and stuff a big V8 or something in it, but manage to make it discreet, sleeper style. Maybe something like a Twingo or 206, maybe something with an actual engine bay like a Corsa or Astra.
Fitting the engine in it's front place might be impossible though. Alt plan is to stick it in the mid, and build a custom engine cover that, from the exterior, looks like just a bunch of random crap. For that solution, maybe taking one of the "commercial" versions that come without rear seats but with a huge parcel cover might be easier. Just keep the parcel cover and stuff the engine underneath.
Also, make it so the intake is on the bottom of the car. With a fan for mad ground effect downforces.
This, or a stealth electric missile. Maybe use as much room as possible for huge ass batteries and a big motor. Something that can deploy as much power as possible just to smoke kids in their riced VWs. Don't know how hard would that be considering the amount of electrical power required. I'd probably manage to have it set itself on fire during recharge.
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29ee88 No.10156
RX-8 Renesis swap into an FB/FC RX-7
Modern Inline-4 into an Oldsmobile 88 or Ford Granada
BMW Mini Cooper with motor replaced with EV power
V6 Challenger with the most obnoxious flame decals
Orange Maaco-painted Corolla with the largest fart cannon you can find at Pep Boys or a local Craigslist
A modern recreation of the Merzcar, but with a Volvo sedan
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29ee88 No.10158
>>10156
>A modern recreation of the Merzcar, but with a Volvo sedan
You'd be the star of any /o/ meet
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29ee88 No.10163
>>10156
>BMW Minin cooper with moto replaced with EV power
I hope you're not talking about a Honda EV…
>3rd generation civic, 1.3l EV engine producing 60 hp
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29ee88 No.10168
>>10156
>Renesis swap into a FB/FC is bad thing
Hell no!
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29ee88 No.10170
>>10156
>Merzcar
A what now?
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29ee88 No.10172
I want to make a take a Grand Prix and make it look like a Trans Am. Could i drop the 6.0 they used in the last GTO inside? fire chicken on the hood and t-tops. It's unrealistic and would cost more than getting a trans am, but it would be funny.
I want a Pontiac chimera. I miss Pontiac.
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29ee88 No.10173
>>10172
Wouldn't it be easier And better looking to make a Firechicken look like a Grand Prix?
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29ee88 No.10175
>>10173
It might be. I think the 2000 GP looks a bit like the 98 TA so it could work. I'd feel worst fucking with bird though.
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29ee88 No.10177
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This is basically what I wanted to do
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29ee88 No.10178
>>10170
this wonderful piece of history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noisembryo#Merzcar>http://web.archive.org/web/20000902183436/http://www2.sbbs.se/hp/eerie/rcar.html
"A while ago I had a Mercedes 230 that I didn't drive much. The police told me that I had to move it or they'd tow it away. Well, I didn't want to keep it and I didn't have anywahere to store it so I decided to use it for something else. I rigged the car's CD player with our latest release of Merzbow's "Noise Embryo" CD so that the music started when the car was turned on and it was impossible to turn it off. I put it up for sale as an extremely limited edition of the "Noisembryo" CD but no one ever bought it, and in the end the car broke down. So we took out the CD and got rid of the car. Now I'm thinking about if it's possible to release a record in a Boeing 747…"
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29ee88 No.10179
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29ee88 No.10186
Always liked the idea of a diesel swapped RX7 or MX5. Chuck in a mapped VW PD 160 for maximum keks
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29ee88 No.10194
>>10175
Don't, 80's Firechickens are dirt cheap unless you go after a GTA or something similarly rare.
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29ee88 No.10196
>>10194
They may be cheap, but I almost never see them. Oddly I only see 88-90's. If I had the time or place for a fixer-upper, I'd get one.
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29ee88 No.10216
>>10186
wouldnt it be slower? are you a weed smoker?
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29ee88 No.10217
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29ee88 No.10223
>>10216
it would be fun and such a source of salt tbh
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29ee88 No.10229
>>10216
Nah I only drink alcohol, it won't be the quickest thing on the planet with 160 bhp and 245 lb ft stock but it'll still look good and be good on fuel. You don't have to be a dickhead and tune it so the car blows black smoke everywhere either.
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29ee88 No.10230
>>10173
>better looking
Why would you want it to look like even more of a shitbox? You'll just be hurting yourself, unless you specifically tell everyone you meet what it is.
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29ee88 No.10314
I want to take a C6 Corvette and put a tarbo'd 3 rotor engine producing something along the lines of 700 WHP
Then, I want to take an all-original 1953 Corvette, obviously with as low mileage as possible (double or single digits would obviously be best, for maximum keks) and, after a thorough re-engineering of the car's literally everything, put a naturally aspirated 3 rotor engine with a five speed Manuel tranny, with independent rear suspension of course!
I want to take not one, but two museum-kept Mercedes 300 SL and: in one, swap a current gen Viper drivetrain, and invent some fugly monstrosity of an active aerodynamics system
To the other, I want to modify as much as necessary so as to make it fit for the grueling Baja-style events I'd put it through every other week, until something rips horribly, and I have an "excuse" to integrate a tube frame chassis to the thing
One I've had since for-fucking-ever: I want to take an eight or ninth generation Mitsu Lancer Evolution, then swap in a Skidline R32/3 drivetrain, but with all the air-cooled glory of a Porsche 993's turbo engine powering it. I'd also buy and arrange the letters in the trunk to spell "Shitsubishi Cancer Eeveelution" in a fashion as similar to factory as possible
I'm glad I don't have the money to go through with these little dreams of mine, because I get the feeling that at least a few people would go medieval on my ass…
I have no image that can even approach to properly conveying just how diddely I feel while thinking all of this (and imagining all that butthurt), so please accept a random image instead
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29ee88 No.10315
>>10314
I would be happy to relocate the contents of your head onto the nearest wall before you begin that.
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29ee88 No.10316
>>10315
Oh, hell yes, I'd do all of those just for you <3
If I could…pic related…
I think a Hyundai engine would be fit for such a thing, since it needs some cultural enrichment, courtesy of Asia. Heck, let's do a full drivetrain swap, aye? Do away with that silly old, inefficient rear-drive thing. And while we're there, let's throw in that rearview camera, of course with an obscenely big screen in the middle console…and a dozen or so of those speakers with bright red LEDs that light up to the rhythm of the music, that ought to bring some life to that simplistic, boring old interior
Ahhh, what wouldn't a nigga do to get the opportunity to just fool people into believing he actually did it? The angry mobs of forum dwellers, the triggering, the MAF, it would be so magnificent, so delicious
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29ee88 No.10328
>>10316
Put the latest AMG V6 inside of it :^)
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29ee88 No.10330
Take a newer Lincoln Town Car:
>Strip all the interior out, so all that's left is two uncomfortable racing seats in the front with no trim or carpet anywhere
>Replace air suspension with tight as a drum coilovers and add a full roll cage despite zero stiffening effect (bof)
>Add a completely nuts built and turboed K series making some ridiculous horsepower but keep it rwd
>Put on a huge fartcan and drift bro stickers
>Keep wheels stock with upgraded rubber
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29ee88 No.10341
>>7992
>Post your absolutely blasphemous ideas related to cars.
Driving a British Leyland.
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29ee88 No.10547
>>8070
Or just, you know, 3.0 H6 swap it. Keeps with the XT6 theme too.
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29ee88 No.10548
More on topic:
>I'd take KITT, throw his Knight Industries gas turbine out to replace it with KI3T's SC'd V8
>4.4 V8 swap a V70 (totally doable)
>EF12+TURBO swap in a Impreza WRX STi 22B
>STi 22B swap a fucking Beetle Bug
>Volvo VEA T6 swap in a 850 T-5R because >TWINCHARGERRRRR and 450HP
>Strip a Justy 4WD of it's drivetrain and put it in a Yugoslavian Yugo 45
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29ee88 No.10595
>>10341
better
Leyland motor in a Lexus
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7930a1 No.16625
I want to put a geo metro engine in a super sports car that has the same weight as a geo metro.
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d129fb No.16632
Fujiwara Tofu Shop Panda Trueno paintjob on cars that aren't even related to Initial D.
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7930a1 No.16636
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a8b2db No.16638
>>16636
this car is in so bad shape, it's sad.
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7930a1 No.16644
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9fd2d5 No.16648
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