0c1c64 No.6373 [View All]
Pic related.
I FUCKING HATE THIS CAR
EVERY GOD DAMNED TIME I SEE IT
FUCK
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8c41d5 No.14479
>>14413
>raped by a Penis
As opposed to what?
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cf0756 No.14484
Bix Nood: The Station Wagon
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97a0fb No.14507
>>14484
It's amazing how they remade a wagon appealing to nig nogs.
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055ca5 No.14523
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981d09 No.14527
>>14523
>Hey, we had a great line of popular sporty cars
>What if we made a crossover and gave it the same name?
And so they did.
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43aa62 No.14530
>>14523
It appears visually decent. The split rear window is a nice way to add visibility. Dumb name idea though.
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f602ec No.14584
>>6385
So this post was made in 2015. Has anyone else noticed that all the PT Cruisers disappeared from the roads since then? I clearly remember driving home from work one day in 2016 and seeing not one, not two, but three PT Cruisers abandoned on the side of the road (orange stickered, basically ditched until the owner can afford a tow). My commute is just ~15 miles too. It's like Chrysler engineered a kill switch into the car that is triggered once the car reaches 10 years old.
I can't tell you the last time I saw one on the road which is crazy because they sold over a million (1.35m to be exact) of these shitcrates and I live in a rust-free sunbelt state.
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6b394e No.14587
>>14584
They are probably getting high in mileage, and as a Chrysler are expensive to fix, so the poor people driving them because no one else wants them don't have money to fix them.
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a25065 No.14589
>>14584
Eurofag here, I still see them nearly everyday even if they're pretty rare around here. People who bought them at first seem to keep them in pristine state.
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2de929 No.14591
>>14589
I've see one in Spain with Swiss plates, it was modded to make it look more retro.
Gorgeous
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9556bb No.14622
Epic reliability thread. post the good shit.
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695a50 No.14645
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ce269a No.14653
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
When did Minis become so fucking huge? Just look at the guy standing next to that thing, it's like an ice cream truck.
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d45ef9 No.14687
I'm going to single out the Fiesta because individual images would take too long and spam the thread, but EVERY SINGLE MODERN CAR THAT HAS THIS "CROSSOVER" DESIGN
EVEN THE ONES THAT LOOK MORE LIKE CARS LOOK RETARDED NOW, WHERE IS THE TRUNK?
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d45ef9 No.14688
>>11270
I'm detecting a low T numale in your post.
>>11723
>I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm still posting
>>14313
>another low T numale
>muh everything has to do with dicks xd
>>>/bog/
>>14328
And a third low T numale crying about trucks because Chad drives them.
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1a76a7 No.14837
>>14584
I see them all the time around here. Most of them are beat to shit.
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443aa8 No.14838
The start of every traffic jam. The Honda CR-V.
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f64e5b No.14841
>>11968
>poorman's audi
That's Skoda in the VW group. Seat is an attempt to attack on Italian car makers. They are also slightly cheaper than the "German" versions, but who cares. The old models may look cheap and poorly designed, but the only good thing about Audi is the aluminium anyway so who cares.
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f64e5b No.14842
>>14364
iPhone of the cars.
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4c7d3a No.16014
it appears my superiority has led to some controversy
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9268ee No.16015
>>6373
what is that, a car for ants?
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90a4c1 No.16042
>>14653
Since BMW bought the brand
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9c578a No.16046
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9e5f06 No.16090
>>16046
I forgot how ugly the Solstice was.
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b71f0c No.16191
>>6385
It looks like a hearse.
Why would anyone want to use a hearse as their private car?
>>14584
Believe it or not I still see them occasionally here in mainland Europe, typically accompanied by pic related for whatever reason.
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ed4d5d No.16197
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3ac546 No.16210
What is any current production vehicle in the United States.
>computer controlled fly by wire everything
>needing a three hundred dollar diagnostic interface and a four hundred dollar software license just to figure out which nonessential function shit itself and locked the controller into 'limp home' mode
>stupid-resistant designs with huge columns and tiny windows you can't see out of because god forbid some dumb fuck removes themselves from the gene pool when they roll the car down a ravine
>the latest item on the neverending list of government mandated bullshit – backup cameras
The way things are going I'm going to be driving and wrenching on a YJ for the rest of my life, because at the very least the aftermarket ensures there'll be spare parts to last until the end of time.
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afc237 No.16245
>>11148
>Because they're retards who care about "muh status"
this is literally the reason my sister bought leased her 3 series. and then lied about how much her payments were.
this post is fucking truth.
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0e76f9 No.16267
>>14688
I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Four foot tall chinese women in jacked F-350's. Indian families with a bed full of baby seats. Fat boomers in crashed Silverados, ran off the road whilst texting, never to reach the football game in time. All these oversized trucks scarcely used for hauling, never taken outside city limits, will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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bc139f No.16268
>>14688
<i secretly have a small dick: the post
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0fa504 No.16286
>>11122
The Mini Cooper is only unreliable if you get an S. N/A doesn't have the timing chain problems, and if you have a 3d printer, shop vac, and harbor freight media blaster, you can clean the intake yourself every 50k or so.
The true downfall of this car is being direct injection. Other than that, it is capable of outcornering Miatas and such. Very good car if you take care of it.
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fcb40d No.16288
>>16268
<I drive a Prius and am frequently pussywhipped by my whore of a wife who's presently cuckolding me with Tyrone, the post
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723d40 No.16290
>>16288
>>14688
My first time seeing a wild incel, guys!
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77bf7e No.16291
>>16286
>girl I know got a 2015 Mini Cooper S with nearly 40,000 miles
>spent nearly 21,000 dollars on it
Tried to get her into a 2017 Chevy Impala LT instead buy her peers told her no cause "its too big for her" although it kinda is here in Germany. What problems does the S have so I can at least warn her?
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fcb40d No.16293
>>16290
You're welcome, leftycuck. Please improve the genepool by getting your AI chauffeur to lightly bump your Tesla into a plastic bollard and enjoy the resulting lightshow that will cook you to death.
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d2050e No.16297
>>6441
I came here to post this fucking juke. It's such a fucking eyesore holy shit.
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9e5f06 No.16298
>>16291
It's amazing how ignorant I am about US cars being sold outside the US.
Coopers are fine I guess, but the interior is pretty ugly.
On the topic of both small cars and ugly cars: The Fiat 500
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77bf7e No.16312
>>16298
The interior would look fine to me for the 2015 if it wasn't for the cheap plastic in certain places, flip switchesunless they made an audible CLICK then it would be the best that just screams "AM DIFFERENT!", and how cramped it is on the drivers side, I like it. I also hate how much of a pain it is to engage the emergency brake since the middle compartment practically blocks your damn arm. You have to pull it at a very weird angle.
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0fa504 No.16318
>>16291
Just make sure she has the timing chain guides, tensioner, and the chain itself, replaced every 50-80k miles. If it falls out of time, the engine WILL become a paperweight.
The only reason this isn't an issue with the Naturally Aspirated model, is because the engine never exceeds spec. The S pretty much always runs at revs that would be more at home with some nipshit, like a Civic. That motor was never meant to be pushed so hard, but none of that would be a problem if the Frogs who designed it simply used better materials.
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0fa504 No.16319
>>16318
Oh, and I forgot to add two things;
1. There is no warning when the timing chain tensioner fails. You won't see a Check Engine light, or any OBDII code for it, it'll just happen.
2. There was never any reason for this car to be turbocharged in the first place. A wider exhaust manifold, and an intake kit is literally enough for the N/A model to rival the power of the S. The N/A exhaust manifold's output-side port is about as wide around as a golfball. The Magnaflow header, roughly the size of a grapefruit. I believe this was done deliberately by BMW to create an artificial gap in power between the Base and S models.
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60503d No.16320
>>16298
What's even more retarded is they turned the Fiat 500 into an SUV.
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b6a33b No.16323
>>6447
I like my e46 M3 though. Haven't had any issues so far.
Why bully…
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dd663a No.16329
>>6385
I had to take my drive test in one of these fucking things. I hadn't driven it before so it was just miserable. Massive blind spots, mirrors are near useless, and the throttle feels like mushy garbage. It didn't help it was a learner car so the brakes are just plain bad from dipshits that like to slam on the brakes every 10 feet. I learned to drive in my dads dodge spirit but they wouldn't let me take my test in it because it had no insurance.
I failed my test twice before going and buying my own fucking car to take my test in and passing immediately. Fuck pt cruisers.
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ab5bc4 No.16340
>>6420
I hope Scion is never resurrected from their mid-2000's grave.
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cd671b No.16376
>>6373
IT LOOKS FUCKING STUPID
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fcb40d No.16377
>>16376
Say it with me:
Fuck the Juke.
Fuck the Juke.
Fuck the Juke.
Fuck the Juke.
Fuck the Juke.
Also that car wasn't fucking red when it was photographed lmao, someone used the color replace tool in PS or GIMP and did a shitty job at it
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cd671b No.16378
>>16377
I can tell. It looks like a fucking Guava or this fucking Squash.
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27ecb4 No.16383
>>16376
>>16377
>>16378
When middle-aged women are done with that car and they wind up in salvage yards… I'm just saying… 1.6 liters of all-alloy, 16 valves, turbo'd… A lot of Austin Minis that can't find an original Austin powerplant to go in them… I'm just saying pls no bully
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5363fd No.16385
>>16376
The Juke looks so stupid that I actually like it
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431191 No.16410
>>16385
"Juke" is such a stupid name. JUKE. JUUUUUUKE. JJJJJJUKE. JUKE-UKE. It's like a car that's SUPPOSED get slammed.
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