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don't be a faggot

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9c1943 No.5664 [View All]

>Self-Driving cars are the future!

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9c1943 No.6313

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Hi there, I'm Stef Schrader, and today I put my $5 Winnie The Pooh toy on the 1886 Benz Patent-Motorwa- what do you mean I can't!? It's a Jalopnik tradition! Get your hands off me you misogynist pigs!

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9c1943 No.6314

>>6313

I'm a woman and I constantly write about being a woman despite not wanting to be treated differently. I'm so cool. Look at how many nice cars I have that are decrepit and falling apart in my back yard. Look guys, I'm one of the boys but I'm a woman. If you don't like this you're a misogynist.

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9c1943 No.6322

>Why You Should Sell Any Car You Have Right Now And Buy A Miata

>here's a nice gif/webm we totally didn't see on the internet minutes ago and decided to repost

>Can A <high end supercar> Be Used To Carry Babby Around?

>here's a post from another gawker blog, probably about planes because we are men, we like manual gearboxes, hate diesels and love and things that go fast and make a lot of noise. AM I MANLY ENOUGH?????????

>Miata Ownership Is Unavoidable

>HERE ARE SOME CLARKSON NEWS BECAUSE TOP GEAR IS TOTALLY A LEGIT SHOW ABOUT CARS AND NOT MICHAEL BAY: WE USE CARS AS EXCUSE TO BLOW SHIT UP EDITION

>The Ten Greatest Cars Of The World According To Some Arbitrary Thing. We Might Have Already Done That But This Time It's Better Than Before

>here's a car we found on ebay that is somewhat interesting

To be fair, it's clickbait. The point is to get the most people to click by appealing to their views. People interested in cars are interested in high end cars with loud engines and no technology inside them, so they give them that. People on the internet are drawn to little animated shit so they serve them moving images.

If they calculated that the average person from their potential viewerbase is a guy in his late 20s, either driving a miata or dreaming of buying one, scolding anything that doesn't have a clutch pedal, dreaming of owning a porsche or any other desirable car with a reasonable price tag, interested in having a project car to work on and fix (without never actually doing so - it's easier to watch people on the internet do that), enjoying shows for brain dead people and capable of spending 10 minutes watching a gif that loops well, the writers will make shit that panders to this demographic. Basically any piece praising any modern tech is likely to be paid by a manufacturer, either directly or through advertising.

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9c1943 No.6326

>>6322

jalopnik is clickbait with a mission though. they circle jerk about all that shit, but ultimately they're desperately commercial. you can see this in their constant apologism for crossovers ("they're just tall wagons guize") and the like.

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9c1943 No.6331

>>6326

This is what I meant. Nearly everything written there is just because of whoever's paying their bills.

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9c1943 No.6368

Hey guys, let's refer to VW's colossal cock-up as "Dieselgate", because as you all know, Gawker has an excellent track record dealing with scandals that utilise the "Gate" suffix!

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9c1943 No.6427

>>6368

I wish this whole xgate thing would die. It's a shit lazy way of naming any movement.

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9c1943 No.6451

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THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND AWFULLY FAMILIAR

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9c1943 No.6454

10 Best Cars of the Last Decade

>10.) Miata

>9.) Miata

>8.) Miata

>7.) Miata

>6.) Miata

>5.) Miata

>4.) Miata

>3.) Miata

>2.) Miata

>1.) Miata

Amirte guys XDDDDD

P.S. <3 Chris 'The Snake' Harris

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9c1943 No.6925

i saved an unofficial review of a 2013 Toyota Yaris on archive.is, should I repost it here?

>>6427

what about gamergate :^)

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9c1943 No.6938

I found a thread made this week that seriously questioned, out of a choice of two possible options, whether people would own their dream car but would have to have a 1:43 version of it lodged in their rectum at all times. A disproportionate number of people picked this choice. If anyone could archive/screencap it would be much appreciated.

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9c1943 No.6951

So what is a good site to read about car shit then? I ask because I was reading jalopnik's stuff about Datsun Z series cars and it seemed good.

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9c1943 No.6960

>>6951

look at

>5929

jalopnik is satan

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9c1943 No.6961

>>6960

>>5929

whoops

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9c1943 No.7022

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>>5677

Dont worry lad, I never venture without it.

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9c1943 No.7251

GUYS! GUYS!

Gawker is reoganizing. With any luck jalopnik will get the axe! Their shit is so bad they can't be making money.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/18/business/media/gawker-politics-media.html?_r=0

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9c1943 No.7258

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>>7251

Oh yes, no better satirical politics commentator out there than Mr. Current Year himself

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9c1943 No.7268

FUCK ORLOVE

FUCK JALOPNIK

AND FUCK MILLENNIALS

>But only a fool would begrudge anyone driving a little drop top boring. Sure, it wasn’t the best car available, but it didn’t have to be! The roof folded away, the wind blew in your hair, and the engine buzzed away happily around you.

http://jalopnik.com/only-a-fool-or-a-miscreant-hates-the-2017-boring-124-spid-1743280763

I love (hate) seeing this faggot try to write about shit he doesn't understand. It makes me so fucking buttmad to see this faggot spout off about how the original 124 was good because it was a convertible. Is this how retarded millennials are? Is this all it takes to sell them something. Because racecar, because convertible, because turbo… really are we this fucking stupid now?

The original 124 sport spider was a great car because it was designed from the ground up to be better than the sum of its parts. It was designed to be Ferrari like in its dynamics but much more affordable. It was designed to be happiness in car form, a little friend whose favorite place was to be whipping through the countryside. It was all the things that modern cars have lost.

This is the standard the new 124 must be judged against. The original was not twitchy for the sake of perceived sportiness. The original had a motor designed by the head of engine development for Ferrari, it was not compromised for the sake of cost. The original was incredibly easy for the home mechanic to maintain.

FUCK GOD DAMNED 20 FUCKING 15 WHERE BRAIN DAMAGE IS THE NEW NORMAL.

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9c1943 No.7282

>>7268

A good looking boring. Wow.

It's a good thing my friends don't hold me to bets or I would have to eat my shoes right now.

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9c1943 No.7283

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>>7282

>boring

I THOUGHT BO FIXED THIS

donk

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9c1943 No.7286

>>7283

Well if this gets released it may just be an unjustified criticism.

I'm still shocked. At least we can take solace in the fact that it'll be overpriced.

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9c1943 No.7323

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*sigh*

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9c1943 No.7513

>>5718

I'll be glad when you're ded.

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9c1943 No.8450

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Whenever you begin to doubt your personal tastes, just remember you're not eagerly waiting for pure, fermented shit to exit Chris Evans' rectum.

THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTUALLY HYPE FOR FLOP GEAR

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9c1943 No.8451

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>>8450

this one's not attaching to the main post for some reason

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9c1943 No.8453

>>8450

Are there people who actually like Chris Evans and BBC Radio hosts? His only claim to car fame is a collection of white Ferrari's & one black Ferrari that is one of those rare models that goes in the tens of millions of dollars these days.

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9c1943 No.8454

>>8450

Look at them. Look at them and laugh.

>>8453

It would appear so, yes.

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9c1943 No.8458

>>8454

I mean people who aren't fanboys of the show just praying he'll be fine. What was his appeal before this?

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9c1943 No.8545

>>5664

>get to drive an e30 on a track,

>manage to break two e30 at once

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9c1943 No.8559

>pretend to be Jalopnik

It's hard to pretend to lose $140 million. How about we instead ask what its new owner would ask:

What would a REAL AMERICAN drive, BROTHER?

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9c1943 No.8666

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Gee whiz, I sure wonder if a certain car company might be providing Jalopnik with a little financial support these past few weeks

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9c1943 No.8675

>>8666

Just thought I'd tell you that since you made that screencap they've made FIVE more articles about the fucking Tesla Model 3, all of them today though not consecutively

It's fucking ridiculous. How many articles do you need about one car in such a short space of time?

>>8559

OH YEAH

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9c1943 No.8676

>>8666

That's blatant since there wasn't so much anticipation for a Tesla before.

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9c1943 No.8701

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9c1943 No.8702

>>5673

> I don't get how Chris Harris does it

He doesn't.

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9c1943 No.8703

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>>8701

I'd totally destroy Sabine Schmitz's Nurburgring as we both narrated the entire thing.

Hasn't ever been a real looker, but I bet she gives mindblowing footjobs from working those pedals.

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9c1943 No.8713

>>8450

what boggles my mind is that there are also too many people hype for amazon gear

TG has been stale for 5 years

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9c1943 No.8730

>Watch this exciting footage of a Fiesta ST break a new record on the Burgerkingring!

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9c1943 No.8741

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9c1943 No.8753

>>8741

WELCOME TO TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN

WHERE SPORT CAR JOURNALISTS CAN BE AFRAID OF WHAT THEYRE TRYING TO REPORT

JUST FUCK MY FUCKING SHIT UP.

FUCK

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9c1943 No.8754

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>>8741

I really hope I'm not the only one who feels instinctive revulsion at the sight and sound of insecure men who have no sense of self worth.

Please tell me I'm not alone

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9c1943 No.8766

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>>8754

No. You're not.

Beta nu-males fucking disgust me.

I'm not saying every guy has to be a full blown alpha top dog but jesus fucking christ.

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9c1943 No.8768

>>8741

>How to survive your first track day

Holy shit it's a car and you're on a circuit, just pay attention to shit around you, you're not facing a god damn lion out there.

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9c1943 No.8787

>>8741

>>8754

>>8766

If it's any consolation, gawker is completely fucked and won't be in business this time next year

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9c1943 No.8836

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In case you didn't notice, they have gone fully designated shitting streets.

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acbd15 No.15170

>>5670

Whoever writes one of these articles probably just uses it to advertise their friend's car. Anyone can become desperate to sell when the only calls they get on their Craigslist ad are from pajeets who want them to send a $500 MoneyPak code on a fake Paypal website.

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d42bec No.15171

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>8701

Like this?

Sabine Schmitz is way overrated tbh.

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2cf00a No.15174

>This is why non-crossovers are sexist

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3b0ef0 No.15178

>>15174

>this is why anything more than 4 cylinders is sexist

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00bd56 No.15180

Liquid fuels damage painted nails, which makes them sexist and homophobic.

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