5900f9 No.16333
>get call from friend on a lazy saturday
>wants help moving furniture
>sure, why not
>hop in my bro's camaro because my AC is out in 100+ heat
>been having a decent day so far so play some tunes
>notice SUV tailgating me
>speed up a little to compensate, don't need an accident today
>matches my speed and continues to tailgate
>this fucker is serious
>break check because fuck you
>see blonde cunt stick her head out her window cursing in the wind
>roll up the window
>she speeds up
>tries to cut me in a two lane street
>lol no
>hit 70 and pass her with considerable ease
>she almost hits an oncoming car in blind rage
>take the next turn to friend's place
>bitch fucking ZOOMS past me right before I make the turn
This shit is fucking ridiculous. I felt like catching up to her solely to smack the piss out of her.
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106e97 No.16336
This seems to be an American thing. Sure, there's road rage here in Australia but it's never as intense, or common, as what seems to happen in the US.
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9443f5 No.16338
>>16336
It''s all that zippy water they drink
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89e1c5 No.16342
I had the same thing happen in the UK but it was more hilarious cause they not only zoomed past me well over the speed limit but the car in front of me I knew for a fact was an unmarked police car. Needless to say it was interesting how fast those lights went up.
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98c93a No.16343
>Germany
>Friend trying to help with directions to a castle not far, have to turn right
>He tells me to turn right a little too soon but not too bad
>blinker on
>did I mention there was a biker behind me?
>Shes taking a little more then half of the tiny road despite being in a small VW Golf
>Not sure if I can squeeze in so slow down and hesitate
>instead she just fucking pulls out while I am moving and tries to turn to the other lane
>nearly causes me to hit her but luckily I was paying attention on what her dumb ass was doing
>she stops completely in the middle of the road at a angle to where I can't move foward
>streetbikefag behind me was right on my ass and nearly hits me
>can't back up because he isn't moving
>on a hill, shes right in front of me on the road STOPPED with little room between my front grill and the side of her car with a biker just sitting there
>get really pissed and back up the just a tad to indicate I NEED TO BACK THE FUCK UP
>lady is finally fucking moving, backing up away from me to finally give me some room
>don't have alot of experience with manual on steep hills so I rev the fuck up while rolling back, panicking and angry.
>finally start moving foward with my car struggling
>move on fuming for the next hour with my friend telling me to calm down it wasn't really my fault.
I swear Germans has made me road rage more often than the US south.
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89e1c5 No.16344
>>16343
>instead she just fucking pulls out while I am moving and tries to turn to the other lane
You know you'd think Germans would be wise to this by now considering most times this happens they tend to pick a fight with a Tank and understandably lose badly.
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7c511d No.16345
>going home from work one night
>taking a residential street because fuck california drivers
>shitbird blows past me at a stop sign by a busy church
>honk horn at him
>misses his light and has to wait for a metro to slowly roll by
>light changes but the fucker won't move
>tries break checking me when he finally does start moving
>he's garbage at it
>tries stalling at lights to prevent me from crossing
>get tired, realize I rather not get shot by a faggot, and just turn on another street
I don't get why the people here are such assholes; like the dude obviously wasn't in a real rush to get anywhere since he spent like 10 minutes fucking with me. I swear there's something in the water.
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939482 No.16354
>>16345
that's just personal pride. Fuckers exist everywhere. You guys have a very bad school system not teaching the basics in fondamental behavior, instead you can chimp out in class.
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1474a9 No.16357
>cruising in the middle lane on highway going to work
>young kid in bimmer with 30 day tags gets right up on my ass because he saw my sports car
>wants to race me but I'm not doing that shit
>let him go blowing by in left lane, almost hits me and the car in front of him
>he spies a Z07 Vette a few cars ahead
>Vette wasn't fucking around and got up to 85-90 in a hurry
>bimmer kid darts from left lane to right lane and guns it to chase the Vette
>his tail kicked out into the right shoulder and almost fucking binned it right there
>he still continued weaving between lanes to get that Vette
I laughed but I probably would have been in that accident if bimmer kid lost it
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61ed2f No.16358
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16357
Did it look something like this minus the crash?
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15603d No.16362
>>16336
It's because in America assholes like OP go slow as fuck in the fast lane. Some states they leave it up to school to teach kids driving and they dont tell them anything besides basic driving laws and drug n alcohol shit
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1474a9 No.16369
>>16358
That was pretty much it, I was really hoping he did wreck so he could learn a lesson about being a dumbass
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5900f9 No.16371
>>16362
>slow as fuck
Yeah because hitting nearly 70mph is slow
>fast lane
>on a two lane road
You fucking imbecile
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197097 No.16372
>>16371
Are you overtaking?
if not get back on the right lane, you massive cunt.
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caa045 No.16373
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4712df No.17097
>>16372
I honestly don't get this. If there's no one trying to pass in the left lane and I'm going slightly faster than the rest of traffic (2-3 mph) why shouldn't I stay in the left? Going back and forth feels fucking retarded.
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91e245 No.17098
>>17097
Not him, but that's mandatory in Europe so maybe it's kind of a reflex for us.
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a70d4e No.17116
>>16333
>Drive
>Someone tailgates me
>Not getting mad today.jpg
>Pull over to let them pass
>Continue driving
I don't believe in needless escalation.
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470427 No.17117
>>17116
Reasonable man. Retards don't deserve attention - let them be retards somewhere else.
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3877dc No.17138
>speed up a little to compensate, don't need an accident today
>break check
You're part of the problem.
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7ab473 No.17381
I really really really like this image!
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