No.1063 [Last50 Posts]
VERSION 0.88
>new Frisk alts
>Fixed a Thundersnail glitch: Encouraging your snail too much would cause connection problems for the whole server
>New weapon available: "Sword" found in Undyne's house
>Crystal Cheese now heals 5 hp per turn instead of 15
Don't forget to join the /mtt/ guild
Will Friendliness Pellets ever return?
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No.1069
Why is this so meta? Can it get meta-er?
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No.1079
LGTSS
>sans players
Always tumblr faggots that think they're so cool for playing as the smug little Hot Topic faggot who fights for "justice".
>undyne players
Massive waifufaggots, with some tumblr sprinkled in on the side.
>papyrus players
Equal probability of being total bros or lolsofahnny underage reddit fags. Most have no idea how to play him correctly, regardless, so be prepared to carry.
>toriel players
Undyne players with an oedipus complex and a little ERP faggotry mixed in. Occasionally cool, but don't bet on it.
>asgore players
Underage little shits that pick him because he's the size of a tank, then proceed to whine about being trash-tier.
>monster kid players
A small modicum of them are cool, but the majority of them are shotacon faggots.
>frisk players
Indecisive, boring vanillafags. Honestly a mixed bag.
>napstablook players
Generally the coolest people playing the game, but refuse to use the in-game chat except for apologizing when they screw up and are impossible to coordinate with.
>asriel players
Furfaggotry critical mass, actually bought the horribly overpriced DLC to play as the object of their autistic obsession. Remember to grief on sight, for they usually yield legendary amounts of lulz.
>muffet players
Not much different from the typical moefaggots you see on Steam, range from tolerable to human garbage. Expect them to be munchkin faggots and hoard drops, though, since the Cider-based builds are top-tier as of v0.85.
>alphys players
There's only like three people in the entire playerbase that actually play her, so I honestly can't say.
>mettaton players
Surprisingly cool, save for the minority of memespouting 14-year-old tumblrbrats. Regardless, they'll spam the "OH YES" taunt until you want to throw your speakers out the window.
>burgerpants players
Fun to be around, generally there to have a good time, probably don't take the game seriously, might not even like Undertale and just want to screw with furries and tumblrbrats. If they are serious, they'll either be amazing or sucky tryhards (think Dan mains in Street Fighter), no exceptions.
>temmie players
Seriously hard to get a read on this class's playerbase, ranges from the best kind of Muffet player to the worst kind of Mettaton player.
>dog players
Probably the least awful furry players in the game, but still furries, so approach at your own risk. Being the most modular class in the game, you're bound to see a lot of variety.
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No.1089
>>1079
undyne is my bro why you gotta be like that
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No.1112
>>1079
>undyne players
I can't stand their bitching, either. Like 90% of them get pissy about having to actively enter in the arrows to chain attacks together. Faggots still haven't figured out they can just key bind the correct input if they'd open up the keyboard options.
>alphys players
Met one that was pretty cool, buffed and helped upgrade all our shit (and even gave our Undyne an Armor Polish so she'd stop getting caught/trapped all the fucking time), but then wound up disappearing off the map for about twenty minutes. Found her in some corner of the zone screwing around with an amalgamate for some reason?
>mettaton players
Report the spammers when you see them. They're bots. The v.0.85 update changed quite a lot about how Mettaton works after they finished his EX reveal, and Chinese RMTs are still using an outdated bot from v.0.82. Due to v.0.85's changes, it now confuses the commands for Lights! Camera! Bombs! with his taunt, hence the spam. Kudos to devs, whether or not that was intended.
Unrelated: How do you guys play Papyrus? I know most of the redditfags go for Master Chef builds and it had a pretty bad rep because of it, but I've been trying to genuinely pull it off and have been having decent results. Spaghetti Artisan has some serious endgame potential if you're willing prioritize Oaken Cask, and will probably be game breaking when they get around to adding the Silken Spaghetti some anon found in the files in the last thread.
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No.1132
>>1079
>Furfaggotry critical mass, actually bought the horribly overpriced DLC to play as the object of their autistic obsession. Remember to grief on sight, for they usually yield legendary amounts of lulz.
Toppest fucking kek! My build can hold his second form for 32 (not a typo, THIRTY FUCKING TWO) minutes every half hour. You have no idea how many wannabe griefers have reported me.
I even posted this as a bug and the devs said that the transformation time multipliers are working as intended. I don't know, maybe the other classes are just going to be balanced against perma-transformed Azzy in late game?
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No.1136
>Be me in ruins
>Encountering Loox, trying to grind for the pie quest so I'm not picking on them
>"XXX_420dustSniffer024_XXX" shows up and starts fighting with the same Loox I'm not picking on
>Target the kid; notice he's already done the quest, tell him to stop so I can do it
>"get dunked on lol"
>Target the kid, notice the Act menu has a new option.
>'Double-team'. Click it.
>All other actions stop. My character and the Loox suddenly start making wisecracks at the other player until their determination runs low and they run away
>see him on the general chat, telling everyone to report me
>Instead everyone calls him a faggot
>mfw
I didn't even know you could lose determination in this game. The mobs in this game are fucking god tier.
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No.1156
Hey guys! This is my first post I hope I'm writing this in right place if not I'm truly soooory =^-^= ;)
How do i start the game? I already downloaded it and installed, but i can't start it. It keep asking for login and pass… :(
Did i broke sth ??
Here are my login and pass:
login: Bob2001
pass: ppp123123
can someone help me make it work ?!!?1/!?!?!?
here have a goat for help ;)
P.S.never trust flowey!
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No.1158
>Give a buff to Asgore
>Asgore does nothing
>Dies
>Proceeds to whine in chat
Asgore players are the fucking worst
Also where is the Gaster raid? Devs said that it should be in this patch but I don't see it anywhere.
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No.1159
>>1158
>These clueless kids again
If anyone knows, don't tell 'em. Casuals need to stop crying every time a dev puts an honest-to-god secret in a game.
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No.1160
>>1156
Why is your pass just an orange block?
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No.1161
>>1159
I actually managed to find it, now I just need some good grind spots. Is the Forgotten City in the Ruins a good spot? I heard mixed opinions about it.
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No.1162
>>1160
ur silly *-* :) i put them in the [ s p o i l e r ] [ / s p o i l e r ] so not everyone could see it :) Only the people who want to help me will see it ;)
You have a lot to learn fellow ;)
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No.1163
>>1159
Casuals are the reason why flowey's friendliness pellets got removed, lots of complaints about these being "too confusing for new players"
>>1160
Because it makes you smell like oranges
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No.1169
Newfag here
I know I'm probably not going to get a straight answer, but is this a real thing? Got a link?
Or is everyone just talking about an imaginary game
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No.1172
>>1169
It's right there in the first google and duck duck go results.
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No.1174
>>1172
Not undertale, I have that. The mmo. Undertale Online
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No.1177
>>1174
It's real. Pic related
Toriel Main here, im going to do the Gaster raid is anyone in the game up for it? This is my first time doing the raid, what should I expect for it?
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No.1178
>>1177
Alright thanks, not sure why it wasn't showing up in my searches. I'm thinking of maining Grillby, he seems fun.
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No.1193
>>1178
Newb here I seem to be having the same problem. Can't seem to find this thing anywhere, even typed in the direct link. Any suggestions guys?
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No.1197
>>1193
This seems to be happening a lot. There's no official response, but it's likely on google's end. Try leaving some feedback on the search page and see if your results change after a few days.
If all else fails, stay determined.
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No.1200
>>1197
>upon being told to stay determined you feel… DETERMINED!
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No.1202
>>1177
>Undertale Online
Server not found
Firefox can't find the server at www.undertaleonline.com.
Check the address for typing errors such as ww.example.com instead of www.example.com
If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
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No.1210
Half of me wants to think this online thing is real . The other half makes me think this is all an inside joke what with not being able to find a link.
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No.1211
>>1210
It's real. Keep searching.
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No.1213
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No.1219
>>1202
Works fine with Internet explorer.
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No.1220
>yfw Napstablook coming next update
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No.1225
This game's going to fucking tank on the full release - why are you playing this shit and not Ed Edd'n'Eddy Online?
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No.1227
>>1225
That pay2win game? Nah, I'm good.
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No.1231
>>1225
>Jawbreakers are still overpriced
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No.1243
>>1220
>yfw Doggo will become a reality
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No.1245
>>1243
>…but you'll have to pay for him with real money.
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No.1250
So, is this the new Chapter Master? Maybe if we bug /tg/ enough they'll make it real.
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No.1255
Tried running a proper build as Greater dog tank, but somehow I keep messing up the dodge mechanic and get knocked out of my armor. I mean really? Get hit by the projectiles in the wrong angle once and you lose all your DEF? Each time that happens, the bosses pretty much 3-shot me.
Because it's so fragile when it comes down to it, can we please just agree that the "Guard" tree of the greater dog is simply broken in pve?
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No.1294
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No.1301
>>1210
You could just torrent it instead? It's a real basic set-up and the readme explains everything that you can't figure out from the installer itself. Just make sure your firewall doesn't shit everything up when you boot up the game the first time- spent half an hour thinking nobody was on, before discovering my firewall had somehow gone back to blocking the process after I told it not to.
>>1225
>not playing both
Look at this fucking casual here. Bro you still get scammed by toast builds don't you?
>>1255
It's fragile if you're not too great at dodging, but still viable if you're willing to invest in Cloudy Glasses or the Torn Notebook to compensate. The damage is applied before you get knocked out of the armor, and a proper tank build will shave off 50% of that damage. Having anything that ups your INV allows you to shake off your stagger and hop back into the armor before you become vulnerable to damage again, meaning if you play it right and don't get hit by anything with especially strong knockback, it'll be impossible to ever suffer full damage.
Just don't take stagger resist if you're going up against the fucking spiders. Little bastards stunlock and you can't do anything.
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No.1308
>>1243
>player stops moving
>completely fucking disappears
Enjoy being dogshit in PvP!
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No.3694
I can't believe people have already made bots for 0.89
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No.3756
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No.4213
>>1220
>>1079
It's fake, one guy is talking about napstablook players and another is talking about how napstablook isn't out yet
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No.4215
>all these Ed Edd'n'Eddy Online players saying Undertale Online is fake
Stay fucking mad faggots, your game sucks goat cock.
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No.4218
>>4213
Napstablook was removed until they could figure out how to rebalance him.
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No.4222
>Version 1.00 is coming out next month
What are you guys hoping for?
>>1225
Edd Online shut down years ago, same with Hank Hill online. The community just got shittier.
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No.4223
>>4222
What will be added in 1.00? The ability to date Undyne?
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No.6057
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No.6059
>>6057
>newfag
I bet you main Flowey too. Fucking broken piece of shit.
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No.6064
>>6057
>name
>email in name
>new
you might be *really* underage
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No.6068
So I've been grinding for a few hours, and now there's nobody around to play with??? Where did everybody go, lol. It says the server's nearly packed all the time. Is everybody hiding from me? Maybe I should keep checking all of the hub areas and respawn points. I need some gains. Also looking for Mettaton Players to recruit. You don't need to worry about numbers, just spam taunts around me while I fight. If you have a mic, feel free to micspam Phil Collins or something.
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No.6075
>>6068
Maybe you should try to advance. I hear there's some point where noobs stop appearing to you because they've been killed so many times. It's a gay mechanic, but I guess the devs didn't want a complete roflstomp every time a noob joins the server.
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No.6076
>>6075
That's no good. The best part is interacting with everybody. I'll just have to reset my character's stats somehow. Make a new one, etc.
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No.6106
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