ca454a No.406349
>The feds took down the old site and Jill made a new site for us to post on
>Everyone starts coming back from the /human/ bunker
>Cripplecunt trying to pretend she isn't angry.
Alright girls now it's seriously time to talk about how we're going to open the portals so we can finally be with our husbandos. No Danukis allowed, you all know how that went last time.
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88e384 No.406356
>>406349
>No Danukis allowed
MODS BAN THIS SNAKE BITCH
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2e6960 No.406357
>>406356
Let the Danuki removal begin.
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35d286 No.406358
>>406356
Make way for superior fluffytail.
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6b3264 No.406363
All monsters deserve love, head pats and hand holding.
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a8ef71 No.406364
Girls, girls, we can divvy up the head pats and husbands later, let's get back on topic.
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83b1ba No.406366
Girls, I'm in big trouble and I have no clue what the fuck to do.
>Be me
>Want bf
>God I want a bf
>I go on /k/ and ask what to do to get bf
>They tell me to make him a sword and leave it for him with my name attached
>I think this is a great idea, so I do it.
>I feel like starting out kind of small and I know swords are kind of hard to carry around nowadays so I make a real awesome knife
>Great craftsmanship, absolutely beautiful
>Sneak in to future husband's home
>Leave him a knife with a card
>Sign it "Your secret admirer"
>He kills himself with the knife
>Apparently he was suicidal
>He seemed to take my well thought out message of love badly
>Cops found my fingerprints on the card
>They're asking me what the fuck I was thinking.
hhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeelllllllllllppppppppp
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88e384 No.406369
>>406366
Contact your local necromancer.
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f00d68 No.406375
Why do anons keep making "Meanwhile on /monster/" threads? They're basically roleplaying as guys, it's like some kind of reverse-alp situation. Revolting.
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c06d13 No.406376
>>406375
Trying to get into the minds of their husbands? At least there are some nice posts in them from time to time.
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30015b No.406381
BTW, humans are not needed. They only hurt you like silly balls of fat cheese. Those who say that they are degenerates for the most part are right. And those who love them are dirty fetishists, not necessary i say so. it's not some kind of sublimation, many times I have said I don't have a husband and I'm happy, and that's why I'm sitting here with you.
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8f8a5e No.406383
To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many women feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual men down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that human boy enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /human/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of human boys is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.
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a8ef71 No.406384
Imagine if we go open the portals and we go to a world with the same problems we are having. would that be a blessing or a curse?
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197b2f No.406389
>>406384
>portals open
>human boys exist
>they're all chronically depressed over their society hating the pure love between man and monstergirl
>the only solace they can take is in the warm loving pussy of their wives
Bittersweet, but probably better.
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11cce0 No.406392
I wonder how many fantasize about having a maid pamper them
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2e6960 No.406393
Do not turn Monster girls in to human thots. Thank you.
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db60d4 No.406396
>>406392
That's pretty dyke, anon.
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1ec25d No.406400
>>406396
Nah, that's just a typical kiki.
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ad68e5 No.406411
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy- reading him stories at bedtime, making hin go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually fuck every inch of his dick.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his throbbing cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised his.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for anothis man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
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f00d68 No.406415
>>406411
If any anons have a sister they should get them to record audio of this in merry's accent.
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73ed8a No.406416
>>406415
That's psychotic.
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abc427 No.406418
>>406411
What if I fuck him first?
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546cd9 No.406420
>TFW no cute shota to pamper and spoil and take for long rides into the countryside before letting him fist my pussy
Why is life so cruel, sisters?
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b479b6 No.406421
>>406420
Maybe if you stopped complaining like a little boy about what you can't have, you wouldn't be in this problem.
Men want strong, confident women who can provide financial stability, not limp-cunts who spend their time fantasizing about humans on the internet.
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41ed55 No.406422
>>406418
Growing your own husband might be commonplace in Dark Elf culture, but among civilized monsterfolk, we like our kids to not be deformed mongoloids.
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546cd9 No.406426
>>406421
But I don't *want* a gross, hairy centaur man with a floppy horse dick, I want a cute human boy who's the perfect height to eat my pussy while standing up and has an adorable little penis I can tease with two fingers and won't fucking cheat on me. Just because I'm not a deranged rapist doesn't make me a bicorn.
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2edc23 No.406427
>>406426
>and won't fucking cheat on me.
even just this would be enough
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88e384 No.406443
Sup virgins, how does it feel knowing human men are just in the next dimension over but you can't reach them because you weren't born a superior chesire cat. Before he met me my husbando was really into lizard women said he wanted to a wife he could tease, now he spends his days waiting for next time I smug at him.
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568a77 No.406671
>Be me
>Mamanon
>Feelin horny
>Start browsing maledom tag
>Find one titled "I submit to you Mister Strongman"
>Cover art is a pov of minotaur on her knees between two legs
>Looks promising
>Start reading
>Man wanders through woods
>Cocky minotaur challenges guy to duel
>Despite being several feet shorter he knocks her out
>Horny, so don't care that much
>He drags her home
>Next page she's tied up and gagged
>fuckyeah
>Guy enters dressed in full leather outfit
>A little cliche but whatever
>Going great
>Halfway through Minotaur gets angry
>Oh no
>She breaks bindings, proceeds to dominate him
Every fucking time
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