4a22f9 No.381524
Breaking news: A justening has unfolded over snakepussy
/monster/ was the first thing I thought of when I found this.
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d68747 No.381526
It's not just that it was snek snatch, it's that the marriage degenerated and snek was the last straw.
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3be63d No.381531
>>381524
This shit right here is why men prefer 2D
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547af1 No.381541
>>381524
Well damn. I don't really have anything to say, other than I'm glad the daughter is safe
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7a6091 No.381542
That's a read. I'll stick it in my greentext folder. I hope Dave will turn out alright. Here's hoping he'll get a lovely, loving snek waifu.
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32764f No.381543
A lesson to one and all that we must snek responsibly.
Wish the best for all involved.
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7b0f00 No.381546
>>381524
Jesus that’s not a good thing for anybody involved. They both need help
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3d0b55 No.381551
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273e8c No.381553
Sheesh, I've heard way too many stories like that in my time. Least the Pathfinder element was a nice twist. Hope the kids won't end up too fucked up from the marriage going down the shitter.
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54ee70 No.381554
Can't say much about that story other than fucking wew mate. I have my own story about realizing a connection between /monster/ and a 3D, but it probably wouldn't be too well received.
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9c2dba No.381555
>>381554
>but it probably wouldn't be too well received
Why not?
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d2d9d7 No.381558
You know, to the layman it may appear as if a sultry snek woman caused this, but if that wife were monsterized they wouldn't have run into these issues in the first place.
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e771fa No.381563
>that entire fucking greentext
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>381554
Post it.
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f018db No.381565
Good thing he ditched the hamplanet 3DPD for snekpussy.
>>381554
You better post it, nigger.
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490466 No.381566
>>381524
>coworker (we'll call him Dave) and his wife (Blob) have issues
kek
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5ad8b7 No.381568
>>381524
She's gonna die from the stress of bulimia/anorexia-based malnutrition, sudden diet change, plus the already volatile and extreme psychological problems. t. a relative to someone who had anorexia
I feel bad for the kids the most, a broken house, plus the daughter was almost became Podesta's next "cheese pizza".
They all need help.
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28d8c7 No.381569
>>381524
I guess Jack Chick was right.
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b80c34 No.381573
>>381524
Snake pussy didn't ruin that marriage. It was fat. Fat ruined that marriage.
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d524b2 No.381587
>>381524
> 3 year long pathfinder game.
No game should last more than 3 months lmao.
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04aa25 No.381591
>>381524
>starts playing table top games
>starts putting the pig in 3DPD
>all female NPCs are ugly realistic
Sounds like Dave dodged a bullet. A morbidly obese buller. I feel for the kids though.
>>381554
Post it faggot.
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3034b8 No.381593
>>381554
That's 5 including me. Post that shit brother
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290487 No.381596
>>381524
Original here (and still going):
>>>/tg/403515
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4f188c No.381604
>>381524
Would it be overly gauche of me to write a fic based on this drama where not!Blob gets herself turned into a Tsuchinoko to salvage her life?
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c30667 No.381606
>>381573
This is true. Women need to stay pretty (baring acid attacks and other things not their fault) for their husbands. Just like men need to stay strong and reliable for their wives
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c30667 No.381607
>>381604
Probably wouldn't be very tactful, but maybe change the details and wait to release it. Have to admit this has got a lot of drama, danger, hurt, and character. Perfect for a story. I'm just sad that real life usually has bad endings
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42859a No.381611
>>381554
Well now you've gotta post it, dickhead.
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b49c08 No.381614
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5200bc No.381619
>marriage in the current year
>being fat or staying with someone fat
vids related
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3034b8 No.381620
>>381619
This man is an inspiration for sure. Got sauce on him?
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5200bc No.381623
>>381620
I got you nigger. Guy's name is John Burk and he is a fitness motivator. His jewtube is https://www.youtube.com/user/burkzerker19/.
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eea651 No.381630
>letting your wife know about or share your hobbies
>letting anyone in your family know your hobbies
That dumb motherfucker brought it upon himself. You ==NEVER== ever share your hobbies with a woman, especially a literal 3DPD. Women always inject their psychopathy into everything they do, if it isn't about them, they ruin it. That's asking for trouble. Hell, I wouldn't even let my fucking monster wife know about my hobbies Christ. Women are women, and men are men. Don't ask a man to knit a sweater, and don't ask a woman to play tabletop games. It's so fucking simple how could you get this wrong.
Of course, this retard is going to get raped in divorce court, when the piggie squeals about how he attempted to make her throw up to be a good wife. I fear for any progeny they have because they are just gonna become another set of victims of the modern family system.
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3034b8 No.381631
>>381630
Trying to redtext was your first mistake, and you can go fuck yourself for comparing your monster wife to 3D, assuming you're not trolling.
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42859a No.381633
>>381630
>treating your wife like any other obligatory family member
Why even get married in the first place?
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54ee70 No.381634
>>381563
>>381555
>>381565
>>381591
>>381593
>>381611
Sorry for the wait, I went to bed after that post and unintentionally slept for over 14 hours.
>about 10 years or so ago, in high school
>meet human female on internet
>same age as I, living on the opposite side of the US
>her self-declared life goal is to move to my home state
>become friends
>couple years later we enter into a long distance relationship
>holds together for a while, but distance eventually causes it to die out
>jump forward another couple years, we're still good friends
>we decide to visit one another since we're adults now
>I fly out there for a weekend
>end of first day there, getting ready for bed
>she asks if I'd like to cuddle
>quickly becomes alot more than just cuddling
>relationship comes roaring back to life
>we make plans to visit one another as often as possible (family in airline industry so travel costs were greatly reduced)
>but long distance relationships, even when you get to see the other person monthly or so, aren't easy
>relationship is constantly rocky
>her being practically bipolar doesn't help
>after about six months, we break up
>still, we maintain a friendship
>skip forward several years or so to the present day
>I've ended up becoming a /monster/fag, previously being a snekfag but converting to the truth of Manticore
>years of college social classes has dragged her into social JUSTICE
>she moves out near me for school
>move isn't easy for her, she left almost her entire family behind
>one night calls me up in tears
>ask if she needs to talk in person
>she says yes, I drive up to her place
>she spends the night unloading her fears that she's sunk her own life with this move and that she has no idea what she's doing with her life
>by the time she's calmed down, it's late and I'm tired, don't feel safe driving
>she offers to let me spend the night
>one thing leads to another, lewd things occur
>during sex, come to a sudden realization
>she acting aggressive, sadistic and uninhibited
>almost exactly how I imagine manticores would act in bed
So now I'm in this rather odd situation where there's this woman that I know for certain we cannot work as a couple, but we both complement each other in the bedroom perfectly. As far as the /monster/ connection goes, I honestly don't know if there's a connection to my love of manticores and her, since when we were originally a couple she wasn't as kinky as she is now. Sure, she had a bit of a dominant side, but it wasn't really the focus so I don't think that's why manticores stood out so much for me. In any case, I'm sure that a decent chunk of people here will find the situation distasteful, and I can't deny that 'sleeping with exes' isn't a good look even among Normalfags. I'm hardly proud of what happened and I don't really have an excuse for that aspect.
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3d0b55 No.381635
>>381634
>dat amount of autism
she always got more sex than you btw
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54ee70 No.381637
>>381635
You say that like I should be surprised.
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619d8a No.381641
>>381634
Shit, man. Try to convert her from her college brainwashing with your dick or something. I really wish I hadn't used that "Most Unsettling Passage" image on the failed marriage now.
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4b058b No.381653
>>381634
>dating/sleeping with bipolar
Your best bet is to just fade out of existence and never contact her again. Block her number in your phone, ditch social media and get a new email address if need be. Women like that are incapable of loving you and will do nothing more than use you and destroy you in the process.
t. an idiot who's already made a similar mistake
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54ee70 No.381655
>>381641
>convert her from her college brainwashing with your dick
How I wish that were a thing.
>I really wish I hadn't used that "Most Unsettling Passage" image on the failed marriage now.
Personally, I find a marriage failing with two kids in the line of fire to be worse than a ex-couple fucking, but whatever.
>>381653
We've been friends for nearly a decade and are probably each other's closest friend. She's helped me through rough times in my life, especially last year after losing a parent. To vanish out of her life entirely at this point would be cruel, twice as so since her problems come mostly from abandonment. Also she just lost a close family member. We've spoken about the matter and both of us agree that we're incompatible as a couple. At this point we're in sort of a FWB situation, with the explicit understanding that if either one of us begins to see someone it ends.
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e771fa No.381668
>>381623
>this fucking guy
My fucking sides.
>>381634
You could probably talk her out of social JUSTICE, if she's that in doubt about it. Just take things slow and give her support.
Not as bad as I expected considering the OP.
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b0974e No.392879
>>381524
Entire bus clapped, Albert Einstein, a hundred dollars, etc.
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14ff34 No.404554
>>381668
>I only used 13% of this tube but when we're done it will cover 55% of this canvas
I'm dying
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