ed2924 No.374460 [View All]
More than one waifu? You'll have a happy Laifu
Harem thread, Thread dedicated to the love of man, woman, woman, and another woman.
Its been a part of our cultures since antiquity, our fantasies since ancient times. Its practiced even now in various parts of the world. And its accepted in MG literature whether autists like it or not.
Discuss your own "harem" how they met, how they get along, and the difficulties that arise and why they're worth it.
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ed2924 No.374534
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6cdd19 No.374535
>>374534
That third one's a monsterboi anon. Look at his forehead.
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53c191 No.374537
>>374535
nah, he's just really bad at eating ice cream
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7455f0 No.374540
>>374460
Waifu Quality >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Waifu Quanity
>>374461
>Werewolf
>Haremfag
>When wolves are the very few animals that are known to practice strict monogamy
Wha?
>Queen Slime
>Technically you are married to the same person but different manifestations of her
Wha?
>>374509
Something good outta this thread.
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a3f4a9 No.374541
>>374540
>Something good outta this thread.
But anon, the pic originally came from another thread.
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7455f0 No.374542
>>374541
Well, I didn't see it before and I'm a sucker for lovey-dovey stuff, so anytime that kind of stuff is posted is good in my book.
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ed2924 No.374545
>>374540
werewolf MGs act differently
"Additionally, since wild werewolves live in packs, if they take a liking to a man, he’ll be integrated into the pack, and then he’ll end up having to service multiple partners. He’d end up getting raped over and over by many werewolves every night."
http://mgewiki.com/w/Werewolf
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2f6de4 No.374548
>Be me
>Newly escaped wage slave
>Office burned down due to a lava golem intern forgetting to cool down her lava
>Luckily I'm getting both unemployment and getting worker's comp for the minor burns
>Decide that sitting inside all day watching reruns of Goosebumps isn't fun when the campiness starts wearing off
>Go outside and head out to the park to take a note from old people and feed the birds
>Try feeding the ducks but they attack me
>Try feeding the swans but they all attack me
>Try feeding literally any other bird and a horde of goblin's rights activists start parading through the street, scaring away any birds that don't try to kill me
>They're all screaming about some Chinese cartoon that paints goblins worse than niggers
>Take a seat on a rotten wooden bench far away from path and crying goblins, so I can browse some Cambodian sugar farming forum
>Suddenly hear loud caw as I look around and see a murder of crows all around me
>Look to my bag of bird feed and say fuck it
>Toss it out to them and watch them descend, getting covered in black feathers
>Notice as I run out of feed the crows start drawing closer and closer
>Eventually one lands on my thigh brandishing a quarter in its mouth
>Take the quarter and pocket it, only for the crow to start cawing angrily at me
>Suddenly I get the hint and head to the pet shop to buy some bird feed
>Come back with more and continue to feed them
>Sun goes down and I head home much to the crows dismay
>Didn't want to disappoint them since they're pretty cool birds and didn't try to kill me
>Come back everyday and even have them follow me home, so I don't even have to leave my home to feed them
>I then notice that snow starts falling
>Shouldn't they be migrating?
>Shrug it off till it's mid December and the snow starts piling on
>Hear someone ring my doorbell like a madman
>I swear if it's those Christmas carolers I'll toss a fruit cake brick at their heads
>Open the door and get pushed to the side as a massive black blob covered in snow rushes into my home
>I don't remember ordering a shoggoth maid
>The black blob breaks up as a middleschool's class worth of crow harpies, or tengus if you're a fag, spill out
>Most of them are wearing scraps of clothes or are completely nude
>Before I can even ask them what the hell they're doing in my house one of the crows in the front seems to recognize me
<"Hiyah, mister, sorry we didn't call earlier but were new to this whole… monster thing"
>What?
>One of the crow girls starts fiddling with the remote and turns on the TV
<"And in local news the teenagers who've been poisoning pet store's food with monsterizing agents have been caught-"
<"Boooooring~"
>One of the crow girls changes the channel to Spongebob
>They soon start raiding my kitchen for food and others come down with my shirts and clothes
>Some of them actually try them on and it's a little endearing… but when others start grabbing my boxers to sniff them while touching themselves it becomes less so
>I take a seat on my couch so I can process this turn of events
>Mfw I realize that I can kick them out and let them freeze for all I care
>Mfw I realize that I'm not edgy enough for that
>Mfw I'm a monogamy fag
>One of the crow girls then hugs me, covering me in feathers and pressing her small child-like body against me
<"Mister… you're so warm~"
>I might as well start applying for a Sabbath membership now
>The rest of the crow harpies join in on the hug
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ed2924 No.374550
>>374548
aww. That was cute. I like it
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7455f0 No.374551
>>374548
That's really cute anon. I'd let them all hug me so they stay warm.
One and only one will get ring though
The one that's the Tengu obviously
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c55584 No.374552
>>374540
Nigger how new are you? Read the profiles and lurk moar.
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c6ba5a No.374554
>monster girls are fewer in number than humans
>for a great period of time the only offspring are daughters before the Demon Lord's plan finally reaches its final stage
>fags here still think it would therefore be alright for many monster girls to go husbandoless during this period of time rather than be part of a harem and thus a greater extended family
I don't know where you fags against harems came from, but you can fuck off right back there.
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272bdf No.374556
>>374554
>the only offspring are daughters
>falling for the no headcanon meme
I don't know where you haremfags came from, but you can fuck off right back there.
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c55584 No.374558
>>374556
Reading comprehension faggot. Go through the post one more time.
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ed2924 No.374559
>>374556
We have been here since the the beginning. And we shall be here till the end
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46684a No.374568
>>374554
>taking MGE lore seriously especially in the context of their argument.
Also whats so great about cucking your wife?
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ed2924 No.374569
>>374568
You can't cuck your wife in a threesome
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d6ce36 No.374572
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I realize the importance of loyalty to one's waifu and the benefits of a loving monogamy, but I can't deny the primal appeal of multiple mates.
I think there's room for both types.
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8da3e7 No.374573
>>374572
The harem ending really is the best ending
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cbe9fe No.374584
>>374554
Better husbandless than cucked.
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c99dee No.374587
>>374536
>/cuckquean/ … begone
But Anon, we haven't even posted in this thread.
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9124ab No.374588
>>374587
We know you people don't actually exist.
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935e33 No.374593
>>374556
And yet every story posted here takes it as a given that men are out numbered
>>374584
Why do you want her to be alone?
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e03ee3 No.374594
>>374587
Remember the days of board tans? It's been starting to feel like that around here lately. /monster/ being courted by /v/, /robowaifu/ and /cuckquean/ like an unwilling harem anime protagonist.
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a0c78e No.374597
>>374594
>courted by /v/
You'd probably have to mean Vivian James in that case, but what would her courting us even be like?
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e03ee3 No.374598
>>374597
Well if the recent threads here are any indication it would involve pro wrestling and the super crown.
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a0c78e No.374600
>>374598
The most ridiculous way to interpret that would be her being beaten in wrestling by us and thus becoming part of our harem, with her then presenting her dad wearing a super crown to us as a dowry.
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e03ee3 No.374601
>>374600
I can't imagine that happening to her dad. Or does the drawfaggotry already exist?
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c99dee No.374626
>>374594
>/monster/ being courted by /v/, /robowaifu/ and /cuckquean/ like an unwilling harem anime protagonist.
It's a fun thought, but I don't really see what you mean. I've not seen the things you mention. Besides, /cuckquean/-tan is already a housewife.
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ff7173 No.374628
Anyway, enough scrapping - let’s talk happy harems. Here’s a sweet gentle story about a married unicorn monsterizing into a bicorn: http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/127216739/Same%20Old%20Love
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3ff5ae No.374629
>>374536
>Furry thread: thread dedicated to the love of man and woman, except the woman is covered in dog hair and has a (((snout))).
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fd214a No.374637
>>374628
here's a thought I had…
What if the Unicorn get's yuri raped? Wouldn't that also turn her into a Bicorn? That way you can still have the Bicorn exchange virginities with her husband?
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a3f4a9 No.374640
>>374637
Bicorns should only have sex with their husband, anon.
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a5b1c4 No.374644
>>374640
Yeah, but i don't like the idea of the guy having to cheat on her or having to be raped by another girl.
If the unicorn is raped by a girl though, with the intent of turning her into a bicorn, in order to get to the guy… man it's convoluted. Why couldn't bicorns just be a subspecies of unicorn?
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a3f4a9 No.374645
>>374644
Why not just have the bicorn be a daughter of a bicorn?
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c55584 No.374646
>>374637
>>374640
>>374644
In headcanon it could also be possible they would bicorn-ify through ambient DE if it became particularly intense, but according to the unicorn profile in KC canon it must be through the husband being either not a virgin or legitimate cheating. On the other hand the wandering scholar isn't the most accurate so who knows.
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7f5b99 No.374666
Here, my harem and magical realm
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422684 No.374680
>>374666
>shit-ugly western manface orcs
go away
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ed2924 No.374710
>>374666
You know you don't need a bicorn in this hypothetical harem situation. If you want an all green-skin orc harem, you can have it. Its all fantasy anyway
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9a4983 No.374712
One aggressive rape-happy manticore, one gentle ara ara manticore and a snek to quite literally wrap it all up.
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a3f4a9 No.374771
>>374764
These images are morally wrong.
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c699d4 No.381929
Something that's often overlooked is how important it is that the women of a multi-waifu household form close, comfy, harmonious relationships with their sister-wives. Which mamono would make good sister-wives for each other and how would they interact? Non-sexually; sharing your dick doesn't count. What issues might come up? I think gazers and anubi would get along quite well, for example.
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86e824 No.381964
>>374645
KC hasn't clarified whether bicorns give birth to unicorns or bicorns.
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d6ce36 No.382002
>>381964
I would think unicorns, though with a bicorn mother, her chances of turning skyrocket.
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368740 No.382176
>>381929
Not a problem with orcs, they naturally form a pecking order when enough of them group up, after a couple fights of course.
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f15cdb No.382193
>>382176
>pic 1
Inb4 bitching about the nose.
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325b64 No.382226
>>374464
Is it polygamy if she's a hydra?
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a3f4a9 No.382240
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5b1ee7 No.382284
>>382226
Then it has the downsides of a harem without any upsides, besides kisu from multiple angles.
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325b64 No.382305
>>382284
Just having multiple heads would be weird but if you had a lamia with one snake half and two or more human halves I don't think that would be a bad situation.
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