2ea6ed No.358872 [Last50 Posts]
Post all your witch pictures and stories.
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ec6ead No.358889
Can sneks be witches too?
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f3d7ca No.358894
Reminder that Witches are the magical girls of MGE.
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789dd5 No.358907
>>358889
I never knew how much my dick required this. Please post moar.
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fc8d18 No.358933
>>358894
>Reminder that Witches are the magical girls of MGE.
Pretty much. Yeah.
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5ce756 No.358995
>witches
They go well with best girl
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a70384 No.359000
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7c8fcd No.359013
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a70384 No.359016
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a70384 No.359017
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cf5066 No.359057
Marisa is one of the cutest witches, you cannot prove me wrong.
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cde5cb No.359058
>>359057
She's pretty cute, but Patchouli has beauty and elegance.
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cf5066 No.359061
>>359058
How could one so lazy be elegant as well?
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3cc38b No.359063
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cde5cb No.359064
>>359061
I don't know, how can someone be cute if they have a compulsion to steal everything?
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cde5cb No.359065
>>359063
i'm posting from my phone right now, so i have make do with what i have
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2579fa No.359066
I'd say my ex would count-
>witch thread
Oh.
>>359064
Stealing's okay if you're best friends with a Hakurei miko.
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ec6ead No.359076
DID SOMEONE SAY PHATCHOULI
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cf5066 No.359078
>>359064
She steals your (precious) heart.
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cde5cb No.359085
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3cc38b No.359381
Jesus fatchouli is heavy enough to make this thread sink.
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741d5e No.359404
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741d5e No.359574
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80c908 No.365289
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dc894e No.376325
>tfw can't make sweet love to Ursula-sensei deep into the night
>can't drive her to work the next morning
>can't tease her by bragging to her students about what a great girlfriend she is and how much I love her
>can't give her a passionate goodbye kiss in front of gasping jealous witch students
>can't hold her in my arms after a long day of work listening to her vent about the stresses of the school day
>can't stroke her hair and reassure her that I still love her as she tearfully confesses to stealing Akko's and the rest of the audience's magic at one of her shows
>can't cheer her on from the front row as she makes her comeback as Shiny Chariot
Why go on?
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842260 No.376331
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3cc38b No.376334
>>376331
Until someone posted a witch of more reasonable width, this thread was sinking like a brick.
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842260 No.376376
>>376334
Well, let it sink.
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0684b9 No.376377
>>376376
I want to sink my head into fatchouli's ass.
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80f095 No.376380
>>359058
more like pudgeouli
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842260 No.376384
Ok, these is the last for me. Even the page is slowing down.
>>376377
There's plenty of ass, you can sink your whole body.
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86c2b9 No.376435
>>376380
>>376376
>>376384
I don't really like chubby girls all though if she's a rare one where her fat goes to her tits, ass and thighs first I wouldn't complain
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53ce88 No.376436
>Visit Patchouli one day to borrow somethig from her library.
>Notice she'd been getting a bit chubby lately.
>Koakuma mentions that she's been trying to get her NEET of a master outside for some exercise.
>Tell her I have just the trick. Just need her to whip up a discrete sleeping elixir and follow my lead.
>Hang around for a while, read a book on how to do magic, get that elixir from Koakuma with her looking like she's trasing me,
>Oh hey, it's tea time.
>Patchy decides that while i'm here, I might as well join her.
>Why i'd be delighted.
>Once the tea and cake arrive, make a signal under the table for Koakuma.
>She notices and "accidentally" trips and knocks over a cart of books.
>Patchy goes to chastise the demon to be more careful.
>Slip some of the elixir in Patchy's tea.
>The magician comes back and we enjoy our little tea time.
>Right up until she starts feeling drowsy and passes out.
>Damn, Koakuma. Got the fast acting stuff, didn't ya?
>Well, whatever.
>We strip Patchy down to her underwear and tie her to the chair.
>Of course we make sure her hands are tied and her mouth is gagged.
>Koakuma calls up Sakuya to make a really fancy cake to bring to the library.
>When the head maid arrives, naturally she's questioning why Patchouli is tied up like that. Even gets her knives out and ready to turn me into a puncushion.
>Koakuma, bless her heart, quickly comes to my rescue and explains that I have a plan to help tge magician finally get exercise.
>Sakuya calms down, nods, and wishes us luck, and leaves a couple slices of the most impressive looking cake I've ever laid my eyes on.
>Even she wasn't a makd, she could very well open up her own bakery.
>No matter. Koakuma and I take our seats and wait.
>A little later, Patchy finally comes to.
>She's surprised and struggles in her chair while looking angrily at us.
>Then she sees the cake.
>Koakuma and I grin so hard it'd make a faggotcat blush.
>We instantly dig into the cake and start eating it slowly.
>We ham it up, saying how delicious this cake is and making moans.
>Koakuma looks like she's practically having an orgasm from this cake.
>To be fair, it is a really tasty cake.
>Needless to say, this gets to Patchy.
>She struggles in her chair, twisting and turning before tearing up.
>"Aw, sorry about that Patchy. Do you want this cake?"
>She nods.
>"Really want it?" I ask as I bring it enticingly closer. The smell wafting into her nostrils.
>Just as she leans forward towards the tasty treat, I quickly slip it away from her.
>"TOO BAD! Wanna know why you can't have this cake?"
>She just glares at me.
>I saunter right over and grab her pudgy belly with both hands.
>"BELLY BELLY BELLY!" I chant out as I getting squeeze and shuffle her gut around. "You need exercise, Patchy! You. Need. To. Get. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
>She's tearing up and is looking furious at me as I continue my onslaught.
>After i'm done bullying the poor girl, I tell Koakuma to finish off the slices and to untie the magician after i'm gone.
>Take the book I came here for and head off on my merry way.
>Don't see Patchy for a decent while after that day. Maybe I might've been a little too hard.
>Come back to the library.
>It's quiet.
>Quieter than the normal quiet of a library.
>Something doesn't feel right.
>Find Koakuma hiding behind a bookcase with her hands over her head and trembling.
>"Hey, what happened?"
>She's barely audible and just makes P sounds over and over.
>Man, what's got her spooked.
>All of a sudden, a massive hand falls on my shoulder and squeezes it tight.
<"Well well, if it isn't Anon."
>You slowly turn your head back and see a mountain of muscle with Patchouli's head.
<"I have to thank you, anon. I took your advise and exercised. Boy, did I exercise."
>Oh gods, Fatchouli turned into Fitchouli.
<"Oh, and another thing for back then."
>She puts me into a headlock and squeezes tight.
<"Don't tease me by denying me cake that that ever again. Got it?"
>You nod as best you can before your vision goes black.
>You recovered quite well and things have mostly returned to normal.
>Aside from Patchy lifting full bookshelves and running us ragged to git fit, that is,
>All's well that end well?
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0684b9 No.376460
>>376436
That was unexpected, I figure it was going this route.
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785b55 No.376462
>>376460
>Ask Sakuya
I sure as fuck would if I could somehow be guaranteed she wouldn't hurt or kill me afterwards.
Sakuya has her cute moments too, but Momiji is better
Momiji wearing Sakuya's clothes would be great.
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0684b9 No.376463
>>376462
Momiji is pretty cute, but I'd rather Sakuya.
There's just something about closed off autistics like her that makes me want to make her smile.
Reading the wiki and apparently she's human, but her power made power made her distance herself from humans, so it'd probably be some 2B situation where she'd be really happy to have a human that likes her.
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0a61c9 No.376471
>>376463
Could she keep her cool in the face of relentless pussy-pounding?
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0684b9 No.376475
>>376471
Could she keep her cool in the face of a tight warm embrace, headpats and whispering how much you love her straight into her ear?
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842260 No.376493
>>376460
Goddamn, mate. At least post the source:
sadpanda g/1113577/dc265c4bce/
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69aa4b No.376513
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00136e No.376880
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0684b9 No.376942
>>376513
>instagram filter pretend goth THOT 3D
At least post good 3D.
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6dbc30 No.376965
>>376942
source is the movie thale (2012)
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0684b9 No.376966
>>376965
Nice. I didn't even know it was from a movie, I thought it was a one off.
>Elvis and Leo run a crime scene cleanup business and are hired to clean up after a death, when they discover Thale, a female humanoid creature with a cow's tail that appears to be incapable of human speech, hidden in a basement. Playing a tape left behind by her captor, Elvis and Leo learn of her life in captivity, and that she has been the subject of medical experimentation. Later, paramilitary soldiers come to recapture Thale. Thale's fellow creatures, hulders that are more satyr-like, come to the rescue and leave Elvis and Leo alive. Thale later rejoins the hulders in the wild.
>monster girl movie with a monstergirl that isn't literally satan or a murderous cunt for no reason
I didn't expect that, I might watch the movie one day.
I want to sit her in my lap and pet her head.
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61ba88 No.392372
>>365289
Quite possibly the hottest thing ever. I wish I were him…
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099090 No.392549
>>376942
I'm getting comfy halfchan /d/+/x/+/k/ camp/out/ skinwalker and Huldra creepy waifu thread flashbacks
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4e7234 No.392566
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f463b8 No.392598
>>392566
The term "wizard" is almost exclusively used to refer to a male. does this mean the 2nd picture is of a dick girl or something similar? Also i recognize those file names. I believe a CIA nigger posted a picture like that on /k/ a few days ago. Care to elaborate how those images got that file name?
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e054f3 No.392602
>>392598
Saw it through a twitter post. I liked the pictures so I saved them, didn’t change the file name. If you want the twitter account I can give it to you.
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3cc38b No.392603
>>392566
Sandwich
>>392598
It’s a phone file saving system, even the OP has it.
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659b2c No.392616
>>392566
>The muffled electric tune of my alarm clocks starts playing
>I wake up and sit on the bed
>My phone says it's time for work, and the rays of sun creeping through the window confirms it
>I try to get up, but an arm wraps itself around my waist and pulls me back
>"Honey…"
<"I want to wake up and have some dick, but I'm not waking up yet."
>"I'm already late for work, even if you woke up now we wouldn't have time for anything. Just wait until I get back."
<"You're not late."
>"I am. The sun is already out."
>A sweaty figure crawls from under the sheets, her long messy hair clinging to her body
>She reaches over me for my phone, rubbing her almost flat chest on my face
>I'm pretty sure that was on purpose
>She looks at my phone and asks
<"Are you fucking stupid?"
>She sighs at my confused face and gets up, stomping her way to the window
>She pulls down the curtains in an exaggerated manner and shows that it's magically night outside
>Jumping back on the bed, I'm embraced by the creature that has now fused with the blanket
>Fucking wizards man
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f463b8 No.392650
>>392603
>>392602
Right. Thanks for clearing that up. Your passive reaction proves your innocents. I think it's important for all of us to be at least somewhat paranoid over CIA niggers.
Anyways back on topic.
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8730d4 No.392667
>>392650
>proves your innocents.
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64168b No.392677
>>392650
Gonna need sause on img 2 there.
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f463b8 No.392691
>>392667
I'm glad you were able to tell I was a fag. I am indeed an alp. I should have you know I am currently looking for a 6ft tall Aryan bf with blonde hair and blue eyes. This is my address, if you are interested. 11502 Ventura Blvd, Studio City, CA 91604 Picture related, it's me (^:
>>392677
Nice dubs, here you go. http://heavenmanga.vip/the-foster-mother-is-a-witch-chap-1/
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85bb48 No.392708
>>392691
Hide all threads
Remove alp posts
Do not replay to alp posters
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02774f No.392771
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476205 No.392773
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f463b8 No.392788
>>392771
No problemu. Are you a fan of witches with dark skin and /ss/?
>>392708
Nice grammar my fellow alp.
Is raven a witch?
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