930354 No.358557 [Last50 Posts]
Which scenario do you prefer anons?
A: A complete virgin man having a mind-blowing first time with a monster girl.
or
B: A man accustomed to human pussy being introduced to the joys of monster pussy.
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8606fb No.358559
>having any sexual contact with 3DPD whatsoever
But to answer your question, A.
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026bf5 No.358561
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dd68c2 No.358562
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b41e67 No.358566
>>358557
C: A man never having sex and developing wizard powers after the age of 30. I'll not see you in a hundred years, when I'm immortal.
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73162d No.358567
>tfw virgin man who hasnt had sex but masturbates a shit ton to 2D porn
I'd like to pretend I'm pure but I'm not. I did have my first kiss stolen by 3DPD though, never again.
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ea7747 No.358569
>>358557
Is the monster girl also a virgin?
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20a18d No.358570
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2fd37f No.358571
>>358569
>implying a monster maiden is capable of being anything but a virgin
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59e6da No.358572
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6ad624 No.358582
>>358569
Love is such a powerful drug for monsters there isn't a second partner.
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963fdd No.358588
A Does using an onahole count as losing virginity? At least the ones I have are more /monster/ in nature.
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dd68c2 No.358594
>>358588
Of course it does. A woman can break her hymen with a dildo, after all. You're ruined for marriage, anon.
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20a18d No.358599
>>358594
Surprised there isn't any hymen monster girl memes. How would certain monster girls react to breaking their hymen?
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dd68c2 No.358601
>>358599
I wish there was more discussion of what different mamono hymens are like in general. Don't ushi-onis guarantee incubuzation no matter what due to their hymens?
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026bf5 No.358604
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930354 No.358606
>>358604
Unless you're a HFYfag, there is nothing to fear from becooming an incubus.
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026bf5 No.358608
>>358606
>fear
Disregarding the entire point of of monstergirls, the fact that you are human and they are not, is my problem with the concept. I cannot see it in any way but wish fulfillment: "When I get a monster girl waifu she'll make me super strong and my dick will be huge and I can beat up Kevin at school fuck you Kevin I hope you alp give me back my lunch money".
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930354 No.358610
>>358608
>wish fulfillment
Have you forgotten who the Monster Girl Encyclopedia was madefor?
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930354 No.358611
>>358610
*made for
God I hate posting on the Vita.
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963fdd No.358613
>>358594
So I guess i'm shit out of luck in getting a monster girl waifu, huh?
>>358608
Hell, as long as there's a loving girl waiting back home, that's wish fulfillment enough.
Woukd be nice if she could give you headpats too.
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8606fb No.358615
>>358608
I agree with you. I personally find incubization to be repulsive, but this whole disagreement is pretty easily solved with personal headartillery and shit.
>>358611
You can actually use the Internet on the Vita? I suppose that's the only thing it's good for other than lewd gaemus.
>>358613
>Hell, as long as there's a loving girl waiting back home, that's wish fulfillment enough.
You ain't the only one, my dude.
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b81d25 No.358619
>>358557
>Sex outside of wedlock
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026bf5 No.358621
>>358610
I draw a line somewhere beyond "having a loving wife who happens to be somewhat inhuman".
>>358613
>Hell, as long as there's a loving girl waiting back home, that's wish fulfillment enough.
In all honesty, if you kept the personality, I'm certain 80-90% of /monster/ would be perfectly happy with regular human girl.
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93be90 No.358622
>>358557
C. I choose my mallet.
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f63289 No.358625
>all these autists mad about incubisation
>not wanting to be able to provide your waifu more pleasure
>being content with being a fat slob with a shota cock
>not wanting magical affinity
>being too much of a normalfag to except minor transformation
webm related
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026bf5 No.358628
>>358625
>not wanting to be able to provide your waifu more pleasure
God forbid having to put some effort into your self improvement
>being content with being a fat slob with a shota cock
Pic related.
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f63289 No.358633
>>358628
How do you make your dick bigger with self improvement for curiosity's sake :^)
>muh projection
>n-no u
Nice argument friendo. Let me guess, you're one of those fags who think that chaos monsters are too heretical for here?
>inb4 he headcanons that out too
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026bf5 No.358644
>>358633
Has the thought occurred to you that some people are content with themselves and their bodies? If you're unhappy with the size of your dick then I have genuine, no-shitposting sympathy for you, since it's something you can get a shitty genetic roll on and have no say in it. My complaint is primarily addressed at the unsettling similarity between people who seem to hold incubization as some goal and the people on /fur/ who say things like "The world would be such a better place if everyone was a furry because here would be no war and everyone would be attractive".
>chaos monsters are too heretical for here?
Like Shogs, Mindflayers and the like? I've no issue with them.
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f63289 No.358645
>>358644
Ah, I see where you were coming from. Forgive me for trying to stir the pot. I was hoping for a turbo-sperg to write a wall of text but you make a good point. Also I'm not ashamed of my dick size, just to clear that up.
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1b2fb1 No.358647
>>358644
what the fuck do you think incubization does? It doesn't give you a six pack fyi, KC has stated it doesn't actually change your appearance.
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026bf5 No.358649
Have the animated version.
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d2e935 No.358650
>not wanting to be able to provide your waifu more pleasure
>being content with being a fat slob with a shota cock
Imagine being this insecure about your dick size after watching thousands of hours of porn that even in your fantasies you need a 10 incher to satisfy a literal sex demon who is build for experiencing heightened pleasure.
The not being a fat slob anymore is also fucking retarded in my opinion. The whole point about getting buff or fit is self improvement. Learning discipline sticking to a healthy routine getting to the point where exercising feels good learning how to eat well etc. I want a waifu who helps me be the best person I can be not one who magically does all the work for me. Six pack or not you're still gonna be the same lazy slob who learned absolutely jack shit if you just go the convenient manamo mana route.
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67fb37 No.358654
>>358557
A because of genital warts.
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930354 No.358660
>>358615
>headartillery
Get that shit out of here.
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522d99 No.358666
>>358569
Yes. But unlike humans, monster girls are naturally knowledgeable and skilled at sex. Yes even the younger looking ones.
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aac745 No.358668
>>358660
>hurr follow KC's magical realm to the letter
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930354 No.358673
>>358668
If you don't like something, it's better to leave it alone than to try to warp it to fit your tastes.
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59e6da No.358674
>>358673
You must be new here.
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8606fb No.358675
>>358669
>he hasn't seen the various real instances of waifus play out on /monster/
Lurk for at least 30,000,000 more years before you post.
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8606fb No.358679
>>358678
>what is a widow?
What are used goods?
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67fb37 No.358680
>>358679
Stop being retarded.
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930354 No.358681
>>358628
>God forbid having to put some effort into your self improvement
But you do. In most cases, incubization involves lots of level grinding through sex.
>>358644
>My complaint is primarily addressed at the unsettling similarity between people who seem to hold incubization as some goal and the people on /fur/ who say things like "The world would be such a better place if everyone was a furry because here would be no war and everyone would be attractive".
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2516eb No.358684
>>358644
>incubi = furry
Nigger what? It only does the following: cures the invalid and disabled, makes you not a fat fuck, gives you a bigger tool (if necessary) and gives you more stamina for marathon sex sessions. Get the fuck outta here with you false equivalent pearl clutching.
>>358678
>unironically wants non virgin monster girls to exist, even if the husbands have to die for it
Go neck yourself too while you are at it.
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963fdd No.358685
Reminder that wanting a widow monster girl is a form of NTR. You are cucking her late husband.
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aac745 No.358691
>>358644
>Making a sensible, thought out point
Get out of here with your rational thinking, we need to sperg and shitpost!
seriously, this is pretty much why I'm against turning … at least by MGE canon. Need a bit of reworking to make it less horrifying than it is because I don't feel like erasing my faculties
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0e83e2 No.358692
>>358685
>>358678
Pretty sure that KC said if any monstergirl's husband dies they typically just get him resurrected.
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350596 No.358693
Somehow this topic got turned into an incubus discussion thread.
Anyway, consider the following:
Mamonos are not hypergamous. When they marry a husband, the mere thought of engaging with any other man in any sort of romantic or sexual context becomes utterly repulsive to them on both a mental and a physical level. This is one of the traits–perhaps the defining trait–of mamonos that makes them superior to 3DPDs in a world where monogamy is a fading concept.
Any time incubization comes up, all head artillery opens fire, and that's ok. Even going straight back to the source, though, we see that incubization is as much wish fulfillment for the wife as it might be for the husband.
>Besides genital gargantuism, incubi do not usually receive drastic physical changes comparable to, say, an arachne's abdomen or a succubus' wings and tail, although their eyes change color due to demonic energy. They do, however, see away features that impeded their sex lives previously, like corpulence or the general frailties of old age. And as the time spent with their monster partner increases, Incubi find their appearance and even their apparent age adjusting to match their wife's taste: "It could be as a boy, as a young man, or as a mature man". Since this happens simultaneously with the man's tastes reshaping her, eventually both monster and incubus will gain their spouse's ideal fantasy body.
Mamono monogamy is one side of the coin, and incubization is the other side. From the mamono's perspective, you can look at incubization either as a reward for her faithfulness or as a means to ensure that she is not disadvantaged by her monogamy.
Over time, the husband and the wife each grow to become the other's ideal partner and mate.
Incubization has nothing to do with wanting to put on a fursuit, you… ugh. I'm not going there. Incubization is about becoming able to keep up with your monster wife and being a proper equal to her.
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963fdd No.358695
I actually wouldn't mind the whole incubization thing if it just helps give me a boost throughout the day. Say, making me think clearer, work out better, have more energy throughout the day, not be depressed.
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930354 No.358696
>>358691
>Need a bit of reworking to make it less horrifying than it is because I don't feel like erasing my faculties
Found the fa/tg/uy.
>Although the sex drive of a man who has become an incubus is greatly enhanced, causing sex with their monster partner or partners to be a greater part of their life, incubised men are still free to pursue previous hobbies and work from before incubisation. This often results in monster nations exporting produce to other nations, sometimes producing goods that can only be created by a monster and her husband, or are only available in Demon realm lands.
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9ac2c8 No.358698
I'd rather just do without incubization entirely since people can never seem to agree on it, and since its such a minor thing then no one really notice its gone
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8606fb No.358702
>>358700
See >>358692. Assuming that's not the case: why would you want any woman, human or mamono, that's not a virgin when you marry her?
And why do you assume our waifus aren't virgins? Considering the fundamental nature of waifus, that they are our ideal women, either extensions of or exact representations of our anima, we would want the ideal monster girl. That ideal, combining our own anima with select rules and guidelines for monster girls, would usually be a virginal, yet sexually precocious; loving, family-oriented, and faithful mamono.
Widows, by virtue of being non-virginal, are not ideal. Though I'm pretty sure there will be those desperate enough to take widows anyways.
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93be90 No.358713
>>358644
> this autistic summerfag trying to shield his furries by trying to enable them in areas where they arent allowed.
go back to /trash/ you obviously don't read the source material.
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843399 No.358715
>>358666 (checked)
How can you be skilled at sex, what does it even mean? Don't you just need to know where benis goes into?
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930354 No.358716
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843399 No.358718
>>358716
English version would be nice (if it exists).
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2516eb No.358744
>>358739
>>358742
>that spacing
Get the fuck out and stay out.
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8175a3 No.358756
>worried about becoming an incubus.
All you need is Eros.
Her angels don’t have demon energy, and they are qt3.14s
Plus she welcomes monsters, and is basically responsible for monsters adopting wedding ceremonies.
Plus she curses NTRfags.
>>358557
>anything but virgin on virgin
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f3d168 No.358762
I prefer 30 year old virgin becoming a wizard to discover wizardy is all about summoning monster girl waifus.
Or guy being pulled (regardless of his age) into a MGE monster girl college or high school where all the girls there will want his dick.
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f63289 No.358777
One last thing I forgot to mention is that incubisation is mostly mental, it basically reinforces your monogamy so you don't fall for the charms of other monsters and have eyes for your waifu only i.e you don't get brainwashed/allured by all the other gimmicks that other mamono have. Anti-incubisation is pro-cuckolding and no amount of
>muh headcannon
>i'll still love her on my own and resist the literally physically impossible to resist charms of other mamono by myself
can save yourselves.
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3436f9 No.358792
>>358777
but don't all monsters stay away from dudes that smell like another monster, it's like scent marking.
Monsters wouldn't go after a dude with a wife unless he was going after them. Even then there are some that would reject him.
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f931f1 No.358793
>>358792
That's true but assuming that monstergirls came to our world, and that some monstergirls are more ambitious than others I think incubisation would be the safest bet.
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9ac2c8 No.358798
>>358793
Or maybe the man could stop being such a pussy and tell the monstergirl to fuck off without needing to be incubized
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149d86 No.358803
>>358777
>needing incubization to stay loyal to your waifu, instead of relying on your own love for her
Only degenerates stray away from their waifus.
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f931f1 No.358805
>>358798
>>358803
You realise that plenty of monstergirls have forces stronger than some dude telling them to fuck off. It is likely that there are some (for example) manticores who, if a man was caught alone (even with spirit energy from his wife on him) might rape him/use her spines on him, and that's only the tip of the iceberg in terms of high-powered aphrodisiacs/rapists.
It could also work vice versa in a situation where they are part of our society where a normalfag/chad may hook up with another girl who is willing to bend the percieved norms of the monstergirl's culture. Read the unicorn's profile in regards to becoming bicorns, and you might understand what I mean. Stop being so autistic.
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49fe79 No.358807
>>358805
>world where magic exists.
>not instantly studying it
If you are worried about chad or manticores in a world with magic I don’t know what to tell you.
But I don’t even mind incubi, so I don’t know why I’m doing this.
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930354 No.358809
>>358792
>Monsters wouldn't go after a dude with a wife
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9ac2c8 No.358812
>>358805
Glad we agree that Manticores are shit but keep your shitty headcannon to yourself
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ea0b2d No.358813
>>358807
>Instantly studying it
>Not seeking out a teacher
I know there's the risk of some witch or baphomet taking interest in you, and turning family reunions really awkward. But I would much rather risk the inconvenience of people asking her to pull out her driver's license at public places, than exploding, setting yourself on fire, teleporting inside of a wall, etc.
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dc6db1 No.358815
>>358813
>baphomet or witch
Y tho
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f931f1 No.358816
>>358812
>keep your headcanon to yourself
>implying this is headcanon
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324001 No.358820
>>358816
>implying the soixante-quinze battery on top of my head isn't real
>implying this isn't all autistic shitposting over an ultimately meaningless topic as love trumps everything, even aphrodisiac venom from the most overrated girl for weak submissive faggots
Take it easy my dude, go to sleep with your waifu, have a nice cup or two of coffee tomorrow with her, take a walk in the park with her, and then fuck her roughly in and on the bed till she's barely conscious, only able to babble to you about how much she loves you or how good it feels to be by your side, and then cuddle softly with her, holding her beautiful hands/paws/claws, and declaring your eternal, unconditional love for her as the two of you fall asleep in each other's embrace.
That's what we're all about, in the end.
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963fdd No.358827
>>358805
>letting yourself get raped by a chick who's not your waifu
>letting your waifu get cucked
>NOT BRINGING YOUR CC PISTOL FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE
If monster girls were real, I doubt i'd have any issues in court for shooting a monster girl trying to NTR my waifu.
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f63289 No.358847
>>358820
I would if I could man, I would if I could. Fingers crossed I get cancer so I don't have to wait much longer.
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d07d99 No.358856
>>358847
>not drinking poison, jumping off a cliff or hanging yourself
Pffht, get on my level, kiddo. I have my own suicide kit (rope, pills, backpack full of rocks. Alcohol's in the fridge) right next to my bug-out-bag.
>>358557
I prefer scenario A, but it's scenario B for me, I'm afraid. I was young and dumb. I can only hope I can prove to my waifu I can be a good husband.
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67fb37 No.358915
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f63289 No.358975
>>358856
On the subject of suicide, I was thinking a combination of eastern brown snake venom and morphine. But I fear that if I commit suicide and are waifus are waiting for us in the next life they would be disappointed? that we didn't try to live a fulfilling life etc.
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ad3245 No.359005
>>358975
You're going to die no matter what in the end, but while you're still here, try to do your best in life and take it easy, okay?
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7ab0b6 No.359009
>>358599
An oni would be drunk enough to shrug it off, but I like to think that a manticore would be a bit defenseless right afterwards, allowing you to turn the tables on her.
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826802 No.359606
>>358713
>muh source material
>giving ANY attention to KC lore
Man you're all ready to accept KC's word as the gospel truth until monsters like the Bicorn, Mindflayer, Cait Sith and Matango roll around. Then all the sudden it's "KC IS A SHIT WRITER DISREGARD THE LORE!"
He's a shit writer with shit lore that should not be paid any mind to, but his art is great so that's all you need to pay attention to. Do what the rest of us do and stick to homebrew stories.
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930354 No.359611
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da2e11 No.359615
>>358599
For lamiae, it depends on whether or not your headartillery has snek cloaca or snek pussy
If cloaca, nothing. If pussy, probably the same as any other female, mamono or not.
>>359005
What would happen if I gave a Yukkuri my Big Easy?
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0983a5 No.361713
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fadf34 No.361722
>But unlike humans, monster girls are naturally knowledgeable and skilled at sex.
Eh I never cared much about that aspect. Going from zero to Ara Ara predator just seems kinda weird to me. I think there is something beautiful about two awkward virgins discovering each other and their sexuality trusting each other enough to not feel judged or pressured. Developing your skills together and experimenting on what you both enjoy. Just because they are physically build for pleasure doesn't mean they have to pop out of the womb with the knowledge or muscle memory for mind blowing sex.
But I guess that goes a little bit against the whole being raped and manhandled at first sight by a virgin sex godess femdom fantasy.
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6d4c23 No.361725
>>361722
We need more awkward loving femdom like in this doujin.
https://exhentai.org/g/1187503/0c9c56e6a6/
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4e23f8 No.361731
>>361722
Monsters have instinct, not knowledge. It's not the same thing.
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723b6e No.361735
>>361725
I do like the idea of awkward monstergirls trying to proactively date a guy, but are at a loss at what to do once they've actually caught him. Started a writefag with that premise, though it didn't lead to sex.
Are there any writefags about a monster trying to teach her husbando to be more lewd?
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12265e No.361737
>>359606
I like the lore and have no problems with any of the things you mentioned. The mindflayer scene in the game was hot.
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0ddc57 No.361765
>>361725
>>361735
I want to take this request, but I'm retarded, can't get past the Panda and reverse image search failed me, can you just gimme the title for research purpose?
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f88e4b No.361766
>>361765
>can't get past the Panda
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0ddc57 No.361768
>>361766
I got smugged at by a shog, truly, a dark day for this writefag.
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6d4c23 No.361771
>>361766
To make it worse, he failed to consult Saucenao or IDQB for the title.
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fadf34 No.361786
>>361765
Normally I'd just meme at you but since you wanna writefag: Otome ni Omakasex.
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fdce41 No.361812
>>358650
Well, anon, it's a good thing that I don't even have waste any effort imagining that scenario.
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e825ad No.363180
>>358599
Source on image 1? Yes I’ve reverse googled fam
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cb5150 No.363186
>>363180
The World of Moral Reversal manga.
You faggot.
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1b2fb1 No.394098
>>358668
I like his magical realm
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47d98d No.395500
>>358570
god i hope there is more of this
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eb8693 No.395510
>>358557
C. OP getting burned to death
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d4a3ca No.395592
>>358809
A bicorn wouldn't go after a married man either because a unicorn can't become a bicorn unless she already has a husband.
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4333e3 No.399789
>>358570
>he's a virgin
That should have every monster within 30k hot under the collar
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4333e3 No.399790
>>399789
Thank god i've escaped all those sabbath lolils
wait, whats that moving in the bushes, it cant be
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1bce2d No.399794
>>399790
You can't run forever, anon~
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fbcaa7 No.399795
>>358557
probably a variant of B, man who's given up on 3D after repeated bad experiences, is then woo'd and emotionally patched-up by monstergirl
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41379a No.399853
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d4a3ca No.399856
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963fdd No.399859
>>399790
>not wrestling the loli
>not giving her a suplex to assert dominance
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ff043d No.399871
>>358557
A is more romantic and meaningful
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4333e3 No.401035
>>399856
>DOTR had happened
>And you have been under siege from the Sabbath
>Thankfully you were able to ward your house well enough that they can't get it
>You can still move pretty freely through the house
>They haven't thought to enlist the help of a cupid…yet, so you dont have to worry about arrows
>Slipping out every night is how you've kept your supplies from dwindling too much
>Luckily they also aren't the best at keeping watch, but
>Recently though, you've had to start taking alternate routes
>Its night time and you are slowly creeping along the hedge along the side of the house
>You see some of their siege equipment
>A white van with 'free beer' stenciled on the side, signs that said they have classic rock CDs
>Careful not to get detected or alert your enemy, you take it slowly.
>You can hear them in the distance, but a rustling grabs your attention
>Shit, it must be a random patrol.
>Taking off your hat, you set it in a way to make it look like you're lurking in the hedge
>Then you double back and observe from the cover of the shed and the garden bushes
>Suddenly a Baphomet bursts through the bushes, the smugest look possible on her face
Clever Girl
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310314 No.401054
One of my favorite things to happen in mg stories is when the girl initially assumes the mc has some sexual experience, only to realize he’s a virgin, which causes her to act like she just hit the jackpot and makes her even hornier than before.
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10ff5b No.401096
>>358695
Thats exactly what it does.
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20c14b No.401097
>>401035
I love how it's become traditional to make the go-to vehicle for Sabbath tactical operations the "Free Beer And Rock CDs" van. Makes you wonder what other stuff they have up their sleeve.
>Sabbath church disguised as a sports bar with hot wing/burger eating contest, waitresses are all Sabbath girls dressed up in tanktops and orange spats
>Well maintained dirt bike track with bike rentals, Sabbath hide in hunting blinds along the track with tranq rifles
>Classy speakeasy only open at night to attract more "gentlemanly" targets, bartender is a Baphomet in a dress shirt and vest who uses smooth talk, wisdom gained from being a thousand-year old entity and a genuinely friendly personality to set up men with Sabbath girls
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f04cde No.401102
As a non-virgin, this thread makes me sad. I don't want to be shunned because of one shitty experience…
>>401097
What about those guys that like video games and/or tabletop games? How would a baph score herself a /tg/ anon? Would she write her own game and market it to wizards/young knights? What about guys who like to play paladins?
I guess gremlins and automatons corners the market on vidya or something with superior products and optimized code.
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c14f8b No.401114
>>401102
Flyers advertising an underground LAN tourney/tabletop campaign at a local abandoned warehouse.
>be grognard
>hear about massive 40k tourney with cash prize being held on the outskirts of town at an old paper mill
>Could afford soooooo many IG kits with that prize, it's irresistible
>Show up and enter warehouse, it's kind of dark though
>Someone shines a flashlight in your face, disorienting you
>the door behind you swings shut and locks with a click
>flashlight highlights an ominously smug Baph wearing a commissar's hat as she grabs your wrist with an iron grip
<Roll for close combat~
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4333e3 No.401144
>>401114
we talking a d4 or d20 here?
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f60d08 No.401149
 | Rolled 4 (1d20) |
>>401114
fuck it. rollan for shits and giggles
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74f5d2 No.401153
| Rolled 20 (1d20) |
>>401149
You're getting raped, m8.
Lemme show you how it's done.
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f0d81d No.401167
>>401153
Holy shit wizard you killed him
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74f5d2 No.401172
>>401167
So does that mean I get the prize money for my IG? Papa needs some more basilisks.
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310314 No.401175
>>401153
>local baphomet gets fucking manhandled
>cut to anon putting her in a headlock
>theweakmustfearthestrong.jpg
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4333e3 No.401179
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4cb574 No.401182
>>401153
>>401172
>>401175
I can just imagine the Baphomet angrily ranting about bullshit dice rolls and how this doesn't fit the "lore" while a smug grognard kicks open the factory door, shattering the chains and scattering her allies as he bellows "THE EMPEROR PROTECTS", all the while still keeping her in a headlock and noogying her between her horns with his free hand.
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683310 No.401185
>>401102
Fuck it. Will include more than baphs. Need to think up what armies specific monster girls would go for. I already have a special one in mind…
>be anon
>read some fliers about a 40k tourney being held as I walk home from work
>starts next week, walk in applications welcome
>massive cash prize for winners
>special prize for “losers”
>the prize shall be mine
>for I do not lose
>rush home and begin preparations
>one week later I arrive outside a small games shop
>walk inside, cases in hand
>place them underneath a game table so they’re out of the way
>approach the sign-up table and fill in the info
>finish up, letting the next person in line step up
>wander back towards my cases and wait
>get approached by dark skinned woman with pointy ears and a lecherous grin
<“Well well~ hello handsome. You here for the tournament too? Of course you are. My name’s Liliatha, yours?”
>give her my name
>she laughs and leans forewords, giving me and ample view of her cleavage
<“say, what army are you bringing? I’m partial to Wytch Cults myself. For obvious reasons~”
>typical. Dark Elf plays the Dark Elves
>grunt out my response
“Adeptus Astarties, Imperial Fists.”
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bbee50 No.401193
>>401185
Can't really say I'm a 40K fan. I have some tau units that a buddy gifted me because I said I liked the robot suits, but I never did anything with them. I'm more of a ttrpg kinda guy than a war games guy.
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683310 No.401227
>>401193
Try Kill-Team if you ever find yourself the chance. Is just small scale 40k. It’s fun enough.
As for TTRPGs to try: Dark Heresy, Only War, Deathwatch, and Black Crusade. All have their fun bits.
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db2fce No.401333
>>401185
I expecting a battle report anon
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08fdd9 No.402363
>>358557
Considering that i'm not a virgin anymore and sex well was very very disappointing i guess i go with option B.
Word of advice lads don't except much or try to make your live around having sex if you do(like i did) you are going to be very very disappointed
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f6a4ac No.402446
>>401102
>be me, tabletop anon
>at convention
>friends signed up for a game of Twilight Imperium XII without telling me
>left wondering alone
>accidentally pass too close to the play test area.
>some goat loli in a one piece swimsuit starts badgering me
<”Hey anon, could you help me test my game? Please? Please?”
>fine, not like I had anything better to do
>sit down to play
>baphomet sits on my lap
>she actually designed the player mats so that we have to sit this way
>try to ignore her bouncing around, inspect the game
>a lot of cardboard, rulebook could be mistaken for a novella
>I play as a paladin in training
>have to complete various trials to graduate and thus win
>she plays my younger, non blood related, monster girl sister
>she'll lay traps around the board to tempt my paladin
>if she manages to seduce him I lose
<”Don't feel bad when I crush you Anon. I've been playing games for over eight hundred years. On the bright side, the consolation prize is an adorable familiar imouto.”
two hours pass
>I won
>paladin doesn't even have a single point of temptation.
>somehow did so well, monster sister abandons her ways and becomes a chaste nun
>bapho shook
>familiar spectator rubs the back of her head nervously
<”Mistress, does this mean you're my big brother now?”
>remove goat loli from lap and leave to find some actual good games to play
>now she's stalking me round the convention hall, demanding to play the revised version
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73ef65 No.402449
>>361766
Fuck you I made an account on the forums and still can't get past the panda
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3ba709 No.402506
>>402449
Clear your internet cache and cookies. If you got sad panda once, you won't get in until the cache and cookies are cleaned. Or open a private window, log on to the e- site, and then go to the ex site.
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3f166b No.402511
>>402506
I never understood why you have to jump through so many hoops. It hypes itself up as some kind of treasure trove, but turned out rather underwhelming when I first got in. N and E has the same stuff as EX between them, and you don’t need to go through any of the bullshit.
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cc0474 No.402512
>>402511
Nhentai is beloved by "ironic weeb" niggers and e-hentai doesn't allow loli or shota. Tsumino and hitomi.la are decent hentai sites though.
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6186cd No.402557
>>402446
Heh, imagine playing that with your waifu. I'd play this with my waifu. Nice~. Too bad about the rulebook.
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f6a4ac No.402575
>>402557
Don't worry about all those rules. While baphy might like her games covered in an impenetrable layer of crunch she'll simplify the retail version for wider market appeal.
I have more idea's for monster themed board games if people want to hear them
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6ad606 No.402576
>>402449
>>402506
Some IP ranges are just blocked for whatever reason. I used to be able to get in easily for years and then suddenly nothing worked whatever I did. There's nothing special about it, you're not missing anything.
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4333e3 No.402885
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140726 No.402946
>Being a Virgin and get completely raep by monster pussy
Yes please
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aa7f6b No.402948
>>358793
>That's true but assuming that monstergirls came to our world
God I would hope not because that means they'd also be fucking niggersI just want my qt mothgirl
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d4a3ca No.402949
>>402948
Most niggers are psychopaths so monstergirls wouldn't want them, and niggers trying to rape monstergirls would just end in dead niggers.
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45bb7e No.403033
>>402948
>that means they'd also be fucking niggers
I assume they would be just as much repulsed by them as japanese are. Also the obvious: >>402949
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74351c No.403090
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4333e3 No.403104
>>403033
why does she have one giant tooth ?
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45bb7e No.403242
>>403104
Why must you see things the wrong way?
Also, have some more wans
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402ee8 No.403248
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4333e3 No.403368
>>403242
>more wans
Thanks Anon, second one is very headpattable
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