/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>343938

>Cuckfish

>>343889

SCALY SKIN AND GILLS, WEBBED FINGERS, AND FISH TAILS WITH DOLPHIN PUSSIES/ANUSES!

>>343981

OH, AND ABLE TO BREATHE IN WATER, BUT UNABLE TO BREATHE IN AIR, HOWEVER, CAN STORE THEIR BREATH IN AIR LIKE DOLPHINS CAN HOLD BREATH IN WATER, CAN ALSO TALK AND SING IN AIR USING STORED BREATH, ALTHOUGH IT SHORTENS THE TIME ABLE TO BE SPENT ON SURFACE.

>>344021

Gurofags out.

>>344067

I thought the only major thing fluid about mermaids was where they lived.

>>344048

They probably genuinely think that mermaids would have a vagoo. Good thread by the way, mermaids are unappreciated

>>344075

would not*

>>344067

https://8ch.net/zenpol/index.html

>>344013

>2nd pic

wtf I love the ocean now

>>344343

>the ocean

she's a freshwater mermaid, she lives in a lake

>>344345

>comfy lakeside cabin with your waifu nearby

even better

>>344438

>second image

Nigger what

>>344657

>>344611

It's nowhere near complete enough of an ending for me to consider it nice, especially considering he didn't sort out managing to win custody of his son or humiliating his soon to be ex-wife during it.

>>344684

No

>>344686

Could you at least sage your post though? Some anons would like to see mermaid discussion or images rather than self admittance to being a cuckchanner.

>>344687

I've fuckin got it.

>>344688

I don’t think you do. You should probably lurk some more faggot.

I've lurked, k. Been while

>>344691

Clearly not enough given the cancer that we can see you brought to other threads. Please keep in mind it’s a minimum of two years, not days.

>>344674

>implying he cares about his former life on land

>>344696

I dunno anon, I don't think he'd just suddenly abandon his son altogether.

>>344726

He would bother to find out first.

>>344694

Mermaids are the second biggest cucks behind bicorns.

>>344795

I'm still waiting.

I did not say he was dead.

I said he sleeps with the fishes.

>>343953

>>343949

Wasn't mero supposed to cuck mia? Helping mia so that they can get together but secretly cucking her while they are together.

>>347310

>Monster Boy Island

newkiddo pls, you're not old just because you know an old meme

>>347311

That would just make her even worse.

>>347313

But that would mean she isn't a cuck. Besides mero doesn't want to cuck mia because she just wants to hurt her, its because she wants to have a "love" that would never be truely fulfilled. Totally different.

>>347314

So she's a pseudo-cuck? If not then what is she?

>>354139

Because it starts off as a guy, right?

>>354143

Yes

>>354221

I didn't notice that

>>354296

I needed a good mermaid impregnation doujin that isn't that one NTR piece.

>>355160

Now that I can get behind

>>356221

Fuck you, Carlos. I'll make sure that you will sleep with the fishes tonight.

As for your mermaid manga question, I don't know too many of them. Save for one, but it's not a long-running one nor does it have a language barrier between. It's called 'Shinkaigyo no Anko-san' which features plenty of mermaids, based on various species of fish. There's an anglerfish type, flying fish type, fighting fish type etc.

>>356656

Merrow art is so damned rare, and so is writefaggotry, even though a lot of funny things could be done with their "can't think of anything but having sex with the person they love" aspect. Given their pinkness, and how jubjub-like their behavior in that regard seems to be, I wonder how many of them are in KC's Wonderland.

>multiple sex positions called The Mermaid

>none of which can actually be performed with a mermaid

We need a monster-friendly Kama Sutra.

>>357181

>monster gay island

>>344029

Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

>>357306

>Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

You type like a fag

>finally escape the rat race

>end up in the far north

>late spring, ice finally gone mid May

>got a little jon boat for fishing

>best part of the week, get to ease the cabin fever

>find a little lake on an even smaller river

>this boat business is pretty great

>first time out, already got two rainbows

>reeling in third when a pair of hands grabs the side and a mermaid hoists her head above the rail

>not the cute cuckfish normally associated with mermaids

>she looks pissed

>"You asshooooooole!" she yells "Who the fuck do you think you are!"

>that's it, she's like a mershark

>might just be the teeth though

>this is apparently her lake, her fish, and I can go die

>she's worked up into a frenzy, her golden sclera and black iris' glazed as she gnaws on the side

>"Give it baaack!"

>reach into the cooler and grab a cheese filled smokey as a peace offering

>"You think you can bribe me with shitty hotdogs??" she's trying to lunge for the rainbows in the pail

>she's gonna flip the boat if she keeps this up

>stuff the hotdog into her mouth and she reflexively bites down before sliding back down into the water

>she's eyeing me up over the side as she chews

>she's got some sharp teeth, my blood is dripping from a nick to the finger

>"You deserve that!" she yells through a mouthful of smokey "Gimme back my fish!"

>ask her if she wants the rest of the smokey along with the rainbow

>she snatches it away along with the fish and disappears back into the black

>at the local diner next day

>ask the local old guys if they know anything about her

>turns out she's a troublemaker and the local mermaids ran her out of the area

>she's a little different than the rest, being a Pike mermaid, so she never really fit in either

>there were some fights with the mermaids and she got kicked out of both school and work

>one of the guys felt some sympathy for her and tried to help her out but she was already gone

>back on the lake, tempting fate

>honestly, the fishing here is worth it

>as soon as the hook hits the water she appears

>"Get the fuck off my lake!!"

>came prepared this time

>pull out a whole package of cheesy smokies

>"No damnit! I don't want your hotdogs, I want you to leave!"

>offer her a deal: if she allows me to fish, she'll get half of what I catch

>we'll share the smokies

>she submerges up to her eyes and stares at me for the longest time

>finally get a mumbled "fine"

>eventually catch two and head into shore for lunch

>sitting next to the fire when a clump of black hair appears in the grass beside the boat

>she's staring again

>invite her up for lunch

>she reaches into the boat and pulls out the biggest of the two fish

>most mermaids have difficulty moving up onto land but she's having fewer problems, at least for her

>water's flying, soaking everything around her including me as she flops her way up the bank

>she's rather fetching for a fish, long black hair, green mottled scales, and those golden eyes

>a long green wrap around her lower half and another wrap around her flat unmonster-like chest

>even if she's dressed modestly for a mermaid, it's hard to conceal her ribs sticking out

>she angrily turns down the offer of help as she crawls up to the fire

>she stabs the fish with the proffered willow stick and sets about roasting

>impaling a couple of smokies and tossing a couple sticks on the fire sets a more civilized lunch

>her fish is only getting warm when the wieners are done

>a hungry glance at them gets my attention across the fire

>the second one remains speared over the fire while making a great show of eating the first

>complain bitterly about being full and wasting food

>she's looking longingly at the wiener

>after puttering through the cooler for a beer, the stick is empty

>her face is pure ecstasy as she tries to act nonchalant

>the drink must have settled lunch, better roast another couple

>like last time, the first hotdog is "too filling", while the second mysteriously disappears

>she seems more relaxed as she rolls her fish over

>>357421

>trying to not smile at the giggle and slight tail slap beside you as she peels handfuls of flesh off her prize

>a muted sigh and "so good" drifts over the crackle of the fire

>tell her that it's time to head back across the lake

>while repacking the boat, a beer and the second fish accidentally get left behind

>might have accidentally left the fire burning too

>being part time has the benefit of getting to go fishing a lot

>don't really fish much anymore, just catch one and then share it and a fire with the hatefish

>as the summer wears on, she talks a little more and the occasional smile leaks through

>at first it seemed like pride and anger were her downfalls but it became clear one day that it wasn't the whole story

>with mid-summer the heat finally caught up

>too hot to cook we lay in the grass on our usual bank, drinking beer and staring at the sky

>far too many beers coursed through us and she was drunk enough to talk about her past

>she had a crush on a boy, but when she had confessed to him, he called her ugly

>laughing, I told her that he was an idiot for telling the prettiest mermaid that

>she flushed pink at that "But I'm NOT pretty, you 'tard"

>no amount of protest is gonna stop a drunk guy on a roll

>proceeded lecture her at length about how mermaids couldn't even compare and how she surpassed even mersharks

>"Bullshit, now I know your lying" she's beet red now

>"It's true! Wanna know why I know?"

>"Why, you drunken idiot?"

>pointing a thumb at myself "Because I fucking said so!"

>>343889

Mermaids are the bicorns of the sea

>>344733

Fuck off cuckchan summerfag.

>>362132

Take it easy anon, anime was based off of old Disney to begin with.

>>362883

Get back to your melons

>>362921

Joke’s on you. I’m not him.

>>343889

Theme song of this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZS948P1jg

>>362930

>not knowing how to embed

Newkiddo please

>>362848

god I can't wait. I love mermaids

Reminder that when day of the rape happens, mermaids will be able to get paid from just existing at parties.

Do we have enough mermaid fans here to actually mount an expedition to find a specimen? I can only do so much alone, if it comes down to wrestling one out of the water I may need help. In the course of my research I have found reason to suspect that mermaids are a species of marine mammal. Whether or not they are intelligent I hope to find out. One confirmed mermaid is all we need, then all bets are off. Anything goes once the world is forced to acknowledge mermaids. Spidergirls, snakegirls, centaurs, nothing is too fantastic to be real.

>>365271

Doubtful you'll find anything. Een if you somehow do, expect the jews and government to quickly ruin it.

>>365273

Monstergirls won't land in your lap, if we are unwilling to actively seek them out then we are unworthy of their companionship. Mermaids seem like a good option to start looking for. Regardless of how we come to be with them, there will be opposition to us. Have some faith, love has to win. They're out there right now swimming & singing while they wait for a nice man to dive in after them.

>>365290

dude you'll end marrying a manatee

>>362848

We still don't have dragonia translated why must you torture us kc you cuck

>>365290

Monstergirls most likely exist only metaphysically at the moment, showing up to some men as spirits but not yet having a means of physically establishing themselves in our world. That said, I'm curious as to the truth of the Grootslang, which supposedly has a water variant that turns into a mermaid and was reported as having "perfect little breasts".

>>365293

Yeah metaphysical it not just that monstergirls are fictional and fetish material

>>365296

Lets investigate the Wondergat anyway. Worst case scenario, we find a bunch of diamonds at the bottom of it instead.

>>365290

>inb4 you drown in a dolphin rape cave

>>365298

>inb4 you get kidnapped on the way there or are just shot up by mercs

There's no point in trying to find something that would never exist. Metaphysics is a load of crap anyway. All we have to look forward to is nothing.

>>365309

>get kidnapped on the way there or are just shot up by mercs

What, in the middle of the Richtersveld? The danger there is getting bit by snakes, not getting gunned down.

>>365323

He just saying doing it is more than its worth for nothing besides if they actually existed in this they be 3dpd

>>365323

1. It's South Africa and we're white.

2. If diamonds are involved, there's going to be hired guns protecting major deposits or bandits ready to Rob and/or shoot you.

Mermaids are real, deal with it.

>>365328

The Richtersveld consists of Khoisans and environmentalist Boers, not niggers. Additionally, nobody has actually made it to the bottom of the Wonder Pit and back, so it seems fucking ridiculous to assume that hired guns will be involved with the any possible diamonds there.

>>365343

Fine if you want to play your blue whale game then I'm not stopping you.

>>365343

Christ, bro. I know we want monster girl waifus, but they simply won't exist. They can't exist. Don't go getting killed over chasing after figments of your imagination.

>>365352

>but they simply won't exist. They can't exist.

Not with that attitude they won't. Besides, even if a bunch of /monster/ Expeditions don't turn out the way we want, at least we get a bunch of OC out of them and fun times.

>>365425

>>365388 (check'd)

>Science can't explain it today, therefore it won't ever explain it.

Dogma is the problem, the same kind of dogma that religion is famed for. Dogma is an invention of the human ego to keep stupid in check, but it stifles creative and critical thinking.

>>365425

I never said it couldn't be explained by SCIENCE! My whole point is that as open-minded scientists we should consider studying mermaids, which may well have existed for a very long time. It would please me greatly to find specimens and document their behaviour. I can imagine it now, David Attenborough narrating over some footage of a mermaid gracefully gliding through the clear blue ocean. That they have not been satisfactorily explained yet is the reason our investigation is incomplete (theories that they are aquatic fae don't convince me). Many mermaid sightings from recent history are probably never recorded due to the hostile atmosphere and stigma surrounding them. Such dogma is actually in opposition to true scientific progress.

As mentioned already, the kraken was found to be real enough and we still have no idea what giant and colossal squids are really like. At those depths, hunting whales, chances are they grow a lot bigger than the starving specimens we've found floating up to the surface. Now while some people want a kraken Monstergirl, I prefer to chase mermaids.

>>365462

>Many mermaid sightings from recent history are probably never recorded due to the hostile atmosphere and stigma surrounding them.

What…? Everyone has a smartphone nowadays and we take pictures and videos of literally everything. And what kind of stigma are you talking about?

>>365467

Pilots have long been publicly known to have a culture of silence about UFO reports. Certainly, some individuals still share their accounts but they are going against the grain. Similarly, the types of professionals that spend long periods around potential mermaid habitats are likely to suffer ridicule and damage to their career if they claim to have seen a mermaid in the modern age. As for footage of them, two videos have been posted previously. If most of the world's species remain undiscovered and the planet's surface is mostly water, they can remain out of sight quite easily for the most part.

>>365469

3 minutes of searching would have sufficed to find out the dude who made this videos worked in theater and television for over a decade and is very open about how he created those little shorts. They are not real mermaids.

But if we assume for whatever reason that these videos are real that would mean that every diver with a fucking gopro strapped on his face would be able to theoretically capture footage of mermaids which would mean your stigma argument would be ridiculous. If you are a marine biologist or something and spent a fortune on a mermaid research vassal I'm sure you'd be ridiculed by your colleagues since their is zero evidence that mermaids exist. But this doesn't apply at all to some dude on holiday who dives as a hobby. Also filming a UFO to me seems to be very different from filming a mermaid. If you can get decent footage filming tuna you should have the ability to get a good shot of a mermaid if encountered. I also still fail to see your supposed stigma if some research sub ran into a mermaid by accident. If you managed to get a clear shot of a clearly undiscovered species people would of course publish it. And if it even remotely resembled a mermaid the media would eat it up in an instant. Which hasn't happened. Ever.

So maybe it's less about a stigma and more about the fact that nobody has ever managed to capture a real mermaid on film.

>>365352

>but they simply won't exist. They can't exist.

You are underestimating the power of science.

>>365481

>science

Science requires funding. Nobody would try to create, let alone waste time trying to find, monster girls for free.

A bunch of autists on a cambodian cave scratch appreciation site simply do not have the funds.

That's not counting 3dpd and Fat dykess lobbying to get the research shut down.

>>365482

>3dpd and Fat dykess lobbying to get the research shut down.

Put them in their place, so that 3d can stop being pd.

>>365483

Doesn't matter. Courts listen to them more. We're fucked no matter what we do. Unless civil war 2 happens or even WW3, things are just steadily going to become more and more shit. At least then we can kill people.

>>365484

> Unless civil war 2 happens or even WW3

well, arm up and let's go

t. CIAnigger

>>365485

Yeah, m8. Let's do this. Here's my number.

(202) 324-3000

If my roommate answers, tell him "I want some cheese pizza." He's a little bit of an autist and loves doing pass phrases.

What a disappointment. You can stay on your computer and jerk it to anime monstergirls if you want. I'm going for the real thing, making anime real. The defeatism on display by some here is disgusting. If I'm lucky enough to find real monstergirls I'll be sure to keep it a secret from anyone who isn't already willing to take that leap of faith in their waifus.

>>365479

Consider that the vast majority of the ocean's creatures are still unknown to us in a scientifically recognised capacity, then factor in the likelihood that any species with significant previous contact with our own has learned to avoid us in general. Not to mention the potential intelligence of these things, if they are smarter than beasts it is feasible that they intentionally avoid open contact. Whenever a new area of ocean is explored in depth, they find something they don't currently recognise. It has been said we know more about space than the ocean.

>>365479

Also, if you don't mind, could you link me to the source of your claim about this footage? I'm incredibly curious to know how it was hoaxed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNb0K_KVpJk

>>365490

M8, are you seriously this autistic? I mean, really? There. Are. No. Monster. Girls.

They only exist in fiction or as cheaply cobbled together sideshow pieces from circuses of old.

Then again, maybe i'm the idiot for giving (you)s to your ruse cruise.

>>365490

>>365491

You are absolutely right in saying that there are a shit ton of sea creatures we have yet to discover. But this has very little to do with your argument that stigma prevents modern sightings to be recorded.

Just saying mermaids might be real because there are unknown fish isn't really that substantial. You could make the same argument about a swimming spaghetti monster sitting in some deep sea trench unless you have actual evidence to support your mermaid claim.

>>365795

we probably weren’t getting a translation anyways

>>365795

>A corrupted Baphomet

I wonder what Aux's opinion on this is. Personally, I've never understood how monster girls can be corrupted in the first place, seeing as they are all demons. Doesn't that imply they are all "corrupt" in the first place? Or does the corruption just make them more sexually agressive?

>>365795

Inevitable, we're supposed to be getting the magic loli guidebook this time and that itself was delayed. Maybe one day we'll find out why that qt fishfu seemingly gets replaced by that edgy looking squid.

>>365802

They're separate characters, not a transformation.

>>365805

Is she now? Well, I suppouse she does look the part of an extremist.

Remind me, what was it Druella wanted again?

>>365808

Why are they considered an extremesist faction again? I have to admit, I've only read the main entries of the MGE and the translated Q&A with Kenkou.

>>365810

They take a more proactive approach to expanding the demon realms.

>>365811(Checked for JUSTICE)

Aaah, right. Yes, I can see how that would be bad to some degree.

>>365812

Only if you're a paladinshitter.

>>365953

>Mershark with hellhound color pallete

Do we call her a dogfish?

>>366189

>>366227

please stop

>>366273

I concur. Keep tumblrtrash out.

>>368528

Not really sure what happened there, but at least he got himself a mermaid waifu

>>368528

>and that's how we established ourselves as superior to humans

スズキ

イルカのネットを手に入れよう。

>>368540

understand*

>>365490

Honestly, the ocean looks nothing like what it would if something as smart as or smarter than human were living in it. Sealife is plentiful, no strange structures exist anywhere, and, as several people in the thread have said already, no one has caught a mermaid on camera. You're not going to find mermaids. The most you're going to find is a ningen, and it won't fuck you, it'll give you nightmares.

I think I've realized recently that I like Muromi-san better in the manga than in the anime.

>>369511

Antarctica still doesn't have much proper monster lore outside of the ningen, so a ningen monster girl should be thought up as soon as possible.

>>374168

wait, the autor finally did a second one ? nice

>>378880

That's the third one. He already did a happy after the snake.

>>378924

*harpy

>>378925

thanks bro

>>379016

>giantess shit

/d/faggotry belongs in /d/

>>379050

>giantess

>not /monster/

>when there's been a giantess thread on catalog for over an year

>>379050

>he doesn't want to dick the big fishtits

what a faggot

>>379064

How are you supposed to dick something ten times your size?

>>379253

by not being a whiny little faggot

>>379253

Despite its size, leviathan pussy can always achieve a perfect grip thanks to precise muscle control and prehensile villi lining the interior. She could probably solve a Rubik's cube if the faces were marked in braille.

>>379396

Thanks a lot, now i have an erection and i'll never be able to find anything good for it. Hope you're fucking happy you piece of shit.

>>379396

I am going to have a dream about this now…

I hope you are fucking happy

>>383339

>tfw you tell your yandere witch gf that you had a golfish during childhood

>>378853

Where's ne preggo goldfish?

>>384979

>those facial expressions

How likely is it that groombas over time monsterize and become robo-monstergirls themselves?

>>379396

>that fucking spoiler

That's probably the most amazing thing I've ever read. Well fucking done, anon.

>>385018

I'd be totally down for robo-spider maids

>>385393

>Mersharks

Shouldn't it be "Sharkmaids" or something? Doesn't "Mer" basically just mean "of the sea/ocean"?

polite sage

>>386056

I don't think there would be many sharks working as maids, anon.

What about pufferfish girls?