/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

Just imagine what it'd be like to be a Vigil style Hunter in a /monster/ style World of Darkness:

- The Ashwood Abbey would be busy fucking the most extreme of monstergirls and loving every second of it. A six-hour pelvis-shattering marathon with a Ushi-oni? Yes please. Best way to avoid being raped by a Hellhound? Rape her first! Pacifying a memecat by tying her up and promising but denying her headpats for a full day before fucking her brains out? Sounds like fun!

- The Long Night try to make it through the Great Tribulation without getting molested by monstergirls, who are more than eager to score themselves some conservative family-oriented husbands.

- The Loyalists of Thule are ADVENTURE ARCHAEOLOGISTS who travel the length and breadth of the world in search of knowledge, which frequently puts their members into contact with exotic monstergirls, who pacify the German guys by shouting at them in German.

- Network 0 tries to get video and pictures. Not just pictures of spider-women, but of monstergirls of all kinds. When the monstergirls find out that they're being filmed they often make lewd poses to seduce whoever's watching or to mess with the film crews.

- Null Mysteriis want to science the shit out of monstergirls to figure out how they work even if they shouldn't. A fair number of the cooperate especially if the scientist is young and hot, and a doctor is always a good catch.

- The Union is dealing with malevolent forces replacing cows of normal dairy breeds with Holstaurs and other farm monstergirls. More than one young inheritor of the family business has been attacked by one of these replacements, and the Union wants to figure out why this is happening.

- The Barett Commission tries to hold off political monstergirls trying to weasel their way into government and putting several laws into effect that would require men to have sex with monstergirls whenever said girls want to, to aid in the husband-finding business.

- Maiden's Blood Sisterhood consists of 3DPD who are upset that vampires and other such monstergirls try to steal the men away from them and now try to bully them off of their campuses. Secretly backed by a sexually frustrated witch.

- The Night Watch is a Hellhound-backed plot to keep the men of the 'hood to themselves.

- The Bear Lodge was formed by hunters who just want to hunt in peace without being constantly raped by wolfgirls and beargirls and whatever other kinds of girls are innawoods.

- The Illuminated Brotherhood was formed after a recreation of the Marsh Chapel Experiment resulted in a breach with the spirit world, followed by a six-hour orgy between human men and spirit girls. The survivors founded a group to recreate this on a regular basis so that they can lewd their spirit waifus.

- The Talbot Group help people who had their sons stolen from them by violent monstergirls and help nurture them back to health.

- Division Six consists of NEET shutins who not even the most desperate of monstergirl would touch, and they take their frustration out on them by trying to sabotage their relationships with human men. Secretly backed by a sexually frustrated monstergirl.

- The Keepers of the Source believe that human/monstergirls relations are wrong and once tried to stop them peacefully. After a number of violent encounters involving crushed pelvises they turned into a low-key terrorist organization. Suffer from crippling migraine when near human/monstergirl sex.

- The Promethean Brotherhood possesses a ritual that lets them steal mamono mana from a monstergirl, with the side effect of turning the monstergirl victim into a violent rapist (what's the difference, eh?) that tries to get back the same amount that was stolen and are willing to rape men to death to get what they want. Obviously nobody likes them.

- Habibti Ma'at tries to rescue men from monstergirl cults and deprogram them. They've starting to meet with success, and it's only a time before they get into open conflict with one or more monstergirl groups.

- Utopia Now holds that mechanical monstergirls are the best and through them the world can reach utopia. The catch is that they want to build this utopia not with but from mechanical monstergirls.

- The Reckoning keeps an eye out for those heroes who want to bring down the monstergirl status quo and make sure that they're… removed from the equation to keep the status quo.

- Yuri's Group is a support group for those who had their bodies or minds crushed by monstergirls and now try to get them back on track, as well as monstergirls who have great difficulty finding themselves a husband.

And that's just most of the Compacts, the Conspiracies are even more fucked.

Which promethean would you marry?

There was this story in one of the books about an Ulgan girl falling in love with a human man, he was ultimately killed by a centimani (corrupted promethean), but instead of resurrecting him, she opted to spare him the torment of living as an undead, however, as an Ulgan promethean, she will likely be able to contact him as a wraith (ghost), given that he had a violent death, and that he had something to hold onto the mortal plane, which would make a nice bittersweet ending.

>>336863

None of them thanks to Disquiet. Frankenstein girls will turn you angry and violent, Galateid girls will turn you into a yandere, Osirian girls will turn you proud and overconfident, Tammuz girls will turn you against them, Ulgan girls will turn you paranoid, Unfleshed girls will turn you against them and Zeka girls will turn you into a cancer patient.

>>338122

there are some humans who are immune to the disquiet, the guy in the story was one of them, these humans are also capable of seeing past the disguises of prometheans, to see them as they really are.

Each monster type in WoD has humans who are both immune from any negative effects of the monster type and are also able to see the monster type's true forms, the love story in the book was used to introduce the human "allies" of the Prometheans.

>>340809

The answer is simple, either cut her entirely out of her life or cut out her heart and leave her corpse on the doorstep of one of her other masters with another master's name written in her blood. Bonus points if you set off a seven way war that ends with most if not all of them dying with you as the sole winner by not getting involved outside of setting it off. Also take note that if you are going the route of doing a bit of a civil war then make sure you got allies of your own that will back you up and enough strings to restring several pianos worth of political ties to make anyone want to get anywhere want to keep your undead ass alive.

Reminder that a Wraith with at least two dots in Moliate and as many dots of Dexterity as possible can turn a ghost into a ghostly version of just about any monstergirl you can name. Making them prettier is also an option, but you're limited to five dots in Appearance max.

Might even do writeups for all sixteen Guilds as monstergirls now that Wraith20 is out for backers.

>>341123

Ok so this leads Me to two more questions.

What Clan are you from and is there anyone that you have for connections?

The first is going to tell Me what you're capable of on your own and the second's gonna tell Me if you're even capable of taking on the damn Shovelheads.

>I'd rather not turn out to be like the other bloodbags who think having facebook friends as their connections counts as not being lonely, edgy middle-schoolers who write the names of people who slighted them in their death notes because their ancient bitch-asses can't sort out their feelings like a normal person.

What makes you think they have not bothered? After all, We got all of eternity to figure it out.

Wait a sec, how long have you been kindred? Because whatever chucklefuck Sired you either did it as a accident or is purposefully keeping you in the dark, which means that they might have had a hand in your ghouls condition to see how you react. It wouldn't be the first time and it wouldn't be the last.

>>341174

>clan

Uh, I don't really think I have one. I killed my sire a few minutes after he turned me - he was the second owner of the ghoul that I mentioned- and as far as connections go I haven't gotten a whole lot yet but I do have the backing of a local prince and a werewolf up my sleeve. I don't want advice about killing the fuckers if it's not going to improve my ghoul's situation. I'm going to kill them later anyway one way or another.

I've only been a vampire for a few days, and none of the other vampires in town look familiar but as I said I don't think anyone would have really thought that I would have killed my sire and taken the ghoul within such a short time of being turned.

It actually just struck me that the bastard who I took her from actually let all of his "guests" see her, so I'll have to hunt them down too. Anyway anything to help her that would involve her being alive and keeping her personality/memories would be nice. The only thing I've managed to pin down is either to get her turned by an elder -which will keep her alive physically but wont solve the blood bonds killing her mentally- or to find some fucking ghoul who apparently is either delusional or can actually help with these kinds of things. I'm perusing both options but who knows if either will turn out okay.

>>341616

Might I suggest a medically induced coma for your Ghoul Friend while you go about murdering Sabbat in the meantime?

Otherwise, death may be a kindness for her, and you.

Also, welcome to Vampire. Try not to die too terribly.

Six monstergirls, six friends:

A Caitiff Kindred-girl, who is completely ignorant about vampires (was an accidental embrace, her unknown sire doesn't even realize, and is long gone - and good thing since she was sabbat and doing a mass-embrace for the hand)

A Ronin Garou-girl who has no knowledge at all of werewolves (recently undergone first-change)

A Hollow One Witch-girl who knows nothing about witches (newly awakened)

A courtless arcadian sidhe changeling-girl ignorant of changelings.

A risen (ghost/zombie) girl that had died and immediately repossessed her body (undead which can project out of body as a ghost at will which remains preserved, and can also return at any time), she does not know that she had died, believing herself still alive, although afflicted like her friends, knows nothing about the world of the restless dead.

And a judged one (soulless) mummy-girl that just had just had just awakened to her third life, but knows nothing about the world of immortals.

They had all been best friends forever before they changed into creatures out of horror flicks, they are all completely ignorant about the truths regarding what they are, all of them want to find a cure, and believe there must be one out there, none of them know either that they are possibly about to live through the end of the world, they get a house together, learn to sate their possibly horrific hungers, and set out on a quest together for their cures, drawing strength from their friendship, plot straight out of "being human", I know, that's the concept.

That's the background of the idea, here is the beginning of the story:

The girls need a seventh housemate, they live in a victorian gothic mansion, and can't keep up the rent payments, you found the ad for a new housemate in your university, you decided to contact them over the university email system, they seemed a little apprehensive about a guy living with 6 beautiful/cute girls, but their desperation causes them to hear you out and approve you on the spot once you reveal your credentials (they assume that your gay), especially once you gave them the implication that you know about the supernatural, and how to help cure them, little do they know that you are a monster hunter, not an imbued supernaturally-empowered one, but still an effective one who had just finished stopping a plant-monster's plan to take over the minds of the entire university with it's spores (your preferred weapon is electricity), you, however, do not know that your new housemates are all recently-become monsters, and that monsters can be so cute.

>>341662

>You're not as dumb as you act

You feed on your waifu with that mouth?

I found a Salubri who put on a really bizarre light show and removed all of my ghoul's blood bonds, so I guess I can't really call her "mine" anymore. She seems to be her normal self, -though I guess I can't really say I know what that is since she's been altered before we met- I'm really happy that she's okay and has her memories back. Turns out she got catfished by a Nosferatu and was/is being used as a pawn in some big revenge scheme of his, though I'm not totally sure if clearing her blood bonds was part of his plan, but he seems to have told her an awful lot of information and despite knowing where she is, he hasn't killed her. I'm a little suspicious but supposedly she's killed enough people for him in the past that she could probably have killed me at any point if she wanted to. So I don't think she intends on betraying me, but it seems pretty possible.

Everything seems well and good for now but the Salubri said I needed to kill a bunch of Semdi in town to pay off his "fee" for the procedure, so I guess I'll have to invest in stakes and pick up a home-made flame thrower. I already ran into one but he didn't really put up a fight, so hopefully I'll have my debt payed in no time.

>>342787

>You feed on your waifu with that mouth?

Yes and with a bit of Salt, Pepper and some Garlic for that heavy kick in the throat like a shot of whisky.

>Salubri

You better thank your lucky stars that you found one at all. Their kind is a dying breed among dying breeds.

>Turns out she got catfished by a Nosferatu and was/is being used as a pawn in some big revenge scheme of his, though I'm not totally sure if clearing her blood bonds was part of his plan

When in doubt, assume it is a part of the plan.

>Samedi

>he didn't really put up a fight

It's not the fight you should be concerned about it's the fact that they don't stay the fuck down. That and the're notorious for their abilities over the grave.

In other words be prepared to get haunted by wraiths and your own body working against you.

>>342787

Sounds like your ST wrote themselves into a corner that they needed to Deus Ex Machina out. Still, could be worse, could've been one of the Children of Osiris…

As for the Samedi, they didn't happen to just simply "ash" in front of you after you hit them a couple of times, did they?

>>335844

>Believing the Ravnos girl is a simple thief like a peasant.

Good sir, the Ravnos have a long and sordid history in dealing with their Beast, which tends to whisper dark nothings into their ears like your crazy ex-girlfriend used to do, trying to convince you of your darker passions… in your own voice. Most people think Ravnos are just simple thieves because most people lack imagination. Ravnos are criminals for the most part, but the how is the real crux of the matter.

>Anon wakes up tied to the bed.

>Sees Ravnos girl pulling his pants off.

>"Are… are we role playing?" Anon asks nervously.

>"Yup, and I'm the rapist." The Ravnos Girl smiles fangedly.

>>342893

In his defense the salubri wasn't exactly easy to find, and he was already in the area because of an over-arching meta-plot he had planned from the beginning. I think I just played my cards right.

>>342855

> prepared to get haunted by wraiths and your own body working against you.

Oh shit really? I wasn't planning on having anyone come with me when I carry out hits but now I'm not sure.

>>342518

Caitiff girl keeps bugging the MC for his blood and to help him with her powers (she has the common eight). Except she's not very good at them, and when she tries to use Presence/Dominate on him she always messes up and does the exact opposite of what she wants him to do.

Ronin girl is Galliard and tries to use her powers to create or change spirits so she finally has friends, but she's not strong enough yet and they always vanish over time. Just wants to ge scratched behind her ear and told she's a good girl by the MC. Awoos a lot.

Hollow One girl dresses like a goth and constantly wants the MC to help him with her magical rituals, except they do nothing at all.

Sidhe girl is all sweet and innocent and wants to do innocent fun things with the MC, gets pouty when told no.

Risen girl always dresses way too warmly, always tries to snuggle up against the MC for warmth. Her cold is something of a turnoff for him.

Judged One girl is pretty powerful at Nomenclature, but she keeps accidentally turning herself into plants or animals.

And that's discounting the Fallen landlady who takes an interest in the MC as well.

>>343574

The girls assume the guy is gay, knows about the supernatural, and expects him to return them to human, guy DOES know about the supernatural, is in fact the renowned "electric hunter", guy also knows there IS no cure, thinks girls are trying to corrupt him (they aren't, they are oblivious to evil, and also very incompetent at being evil even if they tried, and they don't wanna be evil, they just wanna be human again)

Guy realizes how nice they all are, and makes a distinction between the bad monsters and the good ones

Let's vampire girl drink His blood from time to time, she is quite literally addicted to his blood, and wants him to be her exclusive source, drinking is erotic to everyone except vampire girl and guy when it occurs

Ronin cannot be from any tribe, including galliard, ronin means "tribeless", personally I would make her a child of a japanese wolfborn hakkan father and a japanese-american human woman that left for the US with the girl in her belly (who never learned of her lover's true nature due to him being killed by a wyrm-possessed poacher), not Hakkan, but of Hakkan ancestry, on the plus side this makes her wolf-form of a Japanese maned wolf instead of a north american or european one

Guy gives her earscratches, tummy rubs, "good girls", etc. she gets really into doggyplay, spirits don't respect her because she's just too nice and positive (she's got the personality of a stereotypical dog-themed magi-shoujo), on the plus side, this also means she repels banes as well, unintentionally awoos when excited

Witch girl was a goth before her awakening, she is only one to be excited about her change and have any level of reluctance towards the prospect of going back to human, although the possibility of being separated from her friends and the constant threat of going mad still makes her want to be human again, she wants to enjoy the good parts while she can, and really wants to show the guy her magic by having him help her in the rituals she needs to do the really impressive stuff, she does not know about the consensus, and is surprised when her rituals fail every time, never realizing the guy's presence is the very reason WHY her rituals always fail, the guy wants to cut down on her hocus pocus, and so does not try to enlighten her

sidhe = elf, not much for the fun and games, more for the royal regal "majestic noble of the fae", type, however, due to her lack of knowledge about the faerie world, she does not even realize that she is in fact a Sevartal, a DARK elf, one who APPEARS to be sweet and innocent, but her idea of "fun" is very different, she is secretly a perv who wants to XXX the guy, when she drops her "good girl" facade, she acts the most like a sterotypical mamono of all the girls

Zombie girl is an animate freshly-deceased corpse-girl, one that is perfectly preserved by the energies of the world of the dead, she thus does not produce any body temperature, she wears multiple-layers of warm, tightly-fitting clothes, and maxes out the AC in her room, she likes cuddling with the guy because "his warmth is the best", she constantly consumes caffeine and tries to keep herself awake as long as possible, due to the fact that risen project into wraith-form when they sleep, and the wraith-world scares her (as it should), especially her shadow, which she does not realize is a jungian manifestation of her dark psyche, and instead assume it's some evil, scary, monster tat wants to kill her (she also does not realize that she is dead)

mummy girl was a normal human girl until she reached her age of puberty, like the werewolves, the transformation begins at around this age, she received her third life, and became an immortal, as one of the souless (nickname for the judged ones, as they do not receive a component of the soul like the others, due to their ancestors failing their judgement), she specializes in speaking the language of the dead, however, even though her knowledge is perfect, she fails all the time due to her speaking impediment (verbal tics, stutters, etc.), that change her spells into something else every time she tries to recite one

>>343614

Their landlady is the ultimate milf, her host body is ridiculously-endowed and old enough to be guy's mom, her demon half is money-obsessed, and acts a lot like a mamono (((danuki))) does, it is due to her that the house is usually never short on cash, despite her supposedly evil nature, she has become a mother-figure to the girls, with real motherly feelings towards them, and has devoted herself to proteccting and caring for them, she knows there is no cure for their "conditions", but does not have the heart to tell them the truth, likes guy for being someone they can count on, like the rest of the girl, she eventually falls in love with him, however, unlike the girls, instead of distrusting him at first, she outright disliked him, she knew he was a hunter (she could sense it, unlike the girls who had the first impression that he was a wimp, they had never seen him with his shirt off, he has the stereotypical anime hero bod), and had the impression that hunters indiscriminately hunt ALL supernaturals, instead of just the bad ones (which, to be honest, is usually the majority of them), the landlady made her pact with a woman that wanted to be rich, the girl now shares her body with the demon, she takes care of the more human things, and let's the demon take over on her own share of time, both are happy with the arrangement, both share their feelings for the girls and the guy

Story ends with guy having a harem, half by shonen means, by protecting each girl from their own greater monster societies as well as the threats their monster type faces (as he is a feared hunter of legend), and half trough shoujo means, helping them out with their issues (in a typical harem manner) each girl falls for him, and then falls deeper, one by one, until they finally agree to share him in the end, he also wins over the demon and her human host

Each girl is really nice, they are all great friends, and are all humorous in some way, tis being mostly a anime-style comedy, with shounen action and shoujo romance every now and them

>>343614

>Ronin cannot be from any tribe, including galliard, ronin means "tribeless",

Galliard isn't a tribe, it's an Auspice. it means she was born (or had her first-change, i'm not sure which) under a certain phase of the moon (gibbous, in this case.) In Old World of Darkness every werewolf had one, each had an assigned role in Garou society (Galliard is a bard of some kind) and supposedly a personality that suited them to the role. I'm not clear on what the rules effects were, but I think it effected which werewolf powers were learned most easily.

how can someone be deep enough in WoD lore (werewolf lore specifically, no less) to know what the hell a Hakkan is, and somehow forget that werewolves have Auspices?

>>343678

I messed up, forgive me.

I confused the names of nwod auspices with owod auspices.

I thought you were referring to a tribe of celtic bardic types who's name I forgot (assumed galliard was the name b/c nwod auspices), actual name is fiana, forgive me.

The hakkan are honorable japanese werewolves, most are homid (human-born), due to how rare japanese wolves are, but canid (wolf-born) still exist, they are found in the book "hengeyokai: the shifters of the east".

>>343688

forgive me, it's been awhile, imagine the necessary changes have been made to it.

>>336163

WoD is not supposed to be a nice place and that extends to making everything look ugly as sin.

>>349411

>no daughters of Ether

>>349476

technocracy is way bigger, has enlightened and unenlightened citizens so your waifu can get you a job as a janitor or something.

plus it has better dental

I'm just going to revive this thread

>>349411

The one Mages games I had was the only thing I ever enjoyed about WoD (save for the video game). And we spent that hunting vampires.

Funny this thread should get bumped at around the same time THIS happens >>/v/15740352

fuck off slavroach