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Post and discuss elves. Dark Elves are the best ones.
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b67671 No.377064
>>377062
I wonder what proportion of mamono farmers would actually grow rapeseed, anyway.
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8a55dd No.377066
>>377064
All of the Cheshire farmers. All of them.
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459887 No.377093
>>377066
>Cheshire farmer population starts producing absurd amounts of rapeseed
>drastically deflate the price of rape, crashing the rape market
>government steps in to start subsidizing the farmers to keep the rape market stable
>send agents around offering to buy excess rape for a fixed price
>government agent’s face when he notices the Cheshire giggling and realizes the entire Cheshire community did all of this just so they could laugh at all the rape headlines in the newspaper
>and also when he realizes that she intends to take him up on his offer to buy her rape
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12ed5e No.377114
>>377093
>tfw the news would just call it canola seed
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7d81a9 No.377117
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5721e2 No.377120
>>377040
Hold her down and shave that nasty body hair
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1b8f00 No.378072
>Tell the elf who's fallen in love with you that you have a heart issue that could potentially slash your lifespan that's already shorter than hers.
>She tells you that it's not a problem due to her race's advanced technology, and right after that statement she starts making phone calls.
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2b9129 No.378088
>>378072
>it's not a problem due to her race's advanced technology
Way to destroy any and all intrigue your post would have otherwise had.
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5efe60 No.378094
>>338045
>brass is not facing grass
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67447a No.378794
No matter how vanilla you can say they are as MGs, no one can deny that elves strike a perfect balance as both bullyable rape>implyingbait and qts deserving of tender love the bullying/rape comes before the tender love of course, but it is no less important
>>376361
Trying to find a webm of the actual sex scene turns up no results unfortunately, what a shame
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740aa5 No.378863
>>378794
tbh that one is easy to find
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67447a No.378888
>>378863
Care to provide a link, m8?
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149abb No.378897
>>376205
I can see why you'd think detailed art is autistic, but that line of thought is a "cart before the horse" kind of problem.
Stereotypical autism usually has the following traits:
>Social Awkwardness.
>Introversion.
>Obsession with a particular subject.
>Fear of their comfort being disrupted.
Art is a skill that can be developed with time and practice, it may take autism to be effective, but it also takes social skills to sell your art- something that is antithetical to the stereotype of autism.
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740aa5 No.378904
>>378888
just google Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum
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401842 No.378909
>>377117
elves are for rape
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401842 No.378910
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32437a No.378916
>>378909
>Harming your elf
>Not caring for and marrying your elf
Degenerate scum like you belong on a cross.
Two more days until you can ravage her virgin pussy and have a hundred kids with her
>Tfw you WILL raise your sons to be strong and protective, and your daughters become kind and caring housewives
>Tfw you will have so many grandchildren you'll need an entire book just to remember them all
>Tfw you learn all their names by heart
>Tfw you put a few more kids in your wife's womb
Never Ever is dead. Long live Forever Ever.
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e4b522 No.378919
>>378916
>two more days
What did he mean by this?
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32437a No.378923
>>378919
Probably two more days until the marriage. Makes sense to me.
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401842 No.378997
>>378916
Not understanding that elves are extreme masochists at the genetic level. Not understanding that nothing makes an elf happier than being defiled by a "lesser" race.
It's like you don't even care about her happiness.
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c4c222 No.378998
>>378997
>literally any random nonsense is canon because muh doujinshi
nope
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b6f383 No.379006
>>344008
How much did that run you anon?
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75f61d No.379015
>>378997
>making claims about elves
>posts a dwarf
Everyone laugh at this man and disregard his opinions.
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4da4f7 No.381040
put this together in the weekly drawpile.
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12ed5e No.381043
>>381040
Elves deserve bullying
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138e8a No.381056
>>381043
>>381040
Knowing how sensitive elves are, would a flat chested elf's tits be even more sensitive?
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4da4f7 No.381100
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a38c76 No.381106
>>381043
Haha, very funny anon. Stop with the stupid pictures, there's nothing in common between the elf on the left and the plank on the right.
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817210 No.381123
Wondering if anyone has that pic of an elf who's asleep with her old human husband, or the sad greentext which used it describing how it feels to be an immortal elf and watch your husband grow old and die…
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138e8a No.381125
>>381043
Wait a minute. So you're sayingg I can build a house out of elves?
Why didn't you say so sooner?
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98ed51 No.381126
>>381056
They would have to custom order push up bras that don't cause them to have orgasms while jogging.
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67447a No.384393
You're walking through the forest and see this, what do?
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b0a997 No.384395
I'd try to study the monochrome peach forest.
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67447a No.384396
>>384395
See I knew someone was gonna say that and yet I posted anywaus
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b0a997 No.384402
>>384396
Congrats nostrodomus, the better question is harem faging acceptable if it's 2 elves and you play them against Each other purley as bullying?
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5291ca No.384415
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138e8a No.384417
>>384393
It's a trap isn't it?
>Keep distance
>Scan surroundings
>Make sure they're not part of some giant man-eating (actual) monster that lures people in with fleshy bits shaped like horny elves.
>Make sure there are no bandits ready to mug and kill me while i'm distracted by horny elf bandits acting as bait.
>Assume that they're probably into cannibalism, murder, or robbery and would get me after I spend a night with them or during.
>Avoid the elves and get out of the area.
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dbd9fc No.384429
>>384393
>>384415
Acquire elves, pat heads, rub ears.
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2b9129 No.384472
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0a9736 No.385510
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0a9736 No.386092
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a38c76 No.388335
New chapter of reverse isekai, this one was the "japan numba wan" chapter.
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ac6f57 No.388343
>>385510
>no translation of the vn or part 2 of the anime ever
fells bad man
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0a9736 No.388566
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fad367 No.389079
>>361005
could someone give me a sauce on the blushing, blue-eyed girl in the the third one?
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a38c76 No.389082
>>389079
>he didn't watch the four season fuckery that was zero no tsukaima
The elf doesn't win, the shitty tsundere does.
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fad367 No.389085
>>389082
Arigatou gozaimasu,
my nigga
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1b1d0c No.393979
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23acfe No.404711
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93672e No.405682
>>381043
With the left one i'd use to bash in your skull
With the right one i'd use to start a family with
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