/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>the interior of the bar was dimly lit

>quiet conversation went on at every table as a kikimora and German Shepard girl waited on tables

>a red oni bartender makes drinks as men sit at the bar watching a wrestling match between an ushi-oni and a hellhound

>when the hellhound won the match a man wearing a black jacket and smoking a cigar leaned back in his chair and smugly said "and that is why hellhounds are the best."

>A man sitting in a booth behind him scoffed and said "your eyesight must be as bad as your shit taste my friend. Anyone can plainly see that the Anubis is the best wan!"

>the hellhound lover turned around and his seat and replied "at least my waifu isn't an autist."

>the men around them began to step away from the fight that was about to begin. Insulting a man's waifu was grounds for a fight.

>the Anubis lover, tanned and dressed in jeans and a plain black shirt cracked his knuckles. "Care to repeat that friend?"

>"sure" the hellhound lover said "your waifu is an autist"

>the Anubis lover smiled, nodded his head and socked the hellhound lover in the jaw. And the fight began

>several men around the bar sighed and shook their heads. These two fought over almost everything. One minute they were killing each other and the next. Some looked around to see who would join in the fray.

>then they heard someone say "kikimoras are just walking feather dusters!"

>the oni at the bar sighed as the man who called out received a beer bottle to the face.

>every Friday this happened. By the time half the bar war filled with men shouting insults at each other and saying they all had shit taste.

>"femfag!"

>"nig hound lover!"

>"your waifu is nothing but a power outlet!"

>back and forth the insults flew. She even saw one man take a folding chair to the back.

>just as she was about to reach for the air horn to settle them down a large overweight and bulbous man with a neck beard and a fedora entered the bar.

>in a loud and nasally voice he shouted out "you are all misguided fools! Any man can clearly see that the kitsune is by far the superior waifu!"

>at this every fight in the bar froze.and the men exchanged glances. Some wondered what kind of a joke this was and looked at the bartender who just shrugged her shoulders.

>the man walked into the center of the room so that all could hear him. "Yes you poor souls dont know the glory of fluffy tails…" on and on he droned.

>the men once again exchanged glances and slowly began to disentangle themselves from each other. The hellhound and Anubis livers had begun to fight on the ground helped each other up.

>they shook hands and the hellhound lover asked "truce?"

>"truce." The Anubis lover said and shook his hand.

>as the fedora fag continued to extol the virtues of fluffy tails and kitsunes and "Danukis fear the kitsune" the hellhound and Anubis lovers walked up to him and punched him in the face.

>sent reeling by the force of their blows, the Kiki lover proceeded to hit the fedora upside the head with the folding chair.

>somehow still standing the fedora is hit in the knee by a raiju lover with a beer bottle.

>now on the ground the fedora is thrown out onto the street by two men who were arguing over whether a Rottweiler girl or mastiff girl was better.

>with the fedora dealt with the men look around and one asks "what we were doing again?"

>"I think…" another man began to say "that we were saying that wans are the superior monster."

>the men nodded in agreement and returned to their seats to finish their drinks.

>the bartender shook her head at how these men fought every Friday and then went straight back to drinking

>such is life at the wan wan pub

>>325484

Gave me a chuckle

>>308090

>lastnight

Imgur page didn't show up, M8.

>>325481

Wait, sorry to sound like a newfag here, but how is a weasel girl a wan?

Or are we putting them in that category based on original mythology and not MGE classification?

>>325626

>that one /monster/ banner

>>325647

>>325626

>>325657

pretty much what you guys have said

i'm more starved for and wanting physical (and emotional) affection, rather than wanting a monstergirl waifu for the sex itself

i have no idea what being in a relationship with a girl who respects you and cares about you, and isnt a stereotypical 3dpd (by chan definitions anyway), but rather /monster/'s headcanon on how an mg waifu should act (e.g. loving, caring, always there for you, etc.) is like, and i just want a hug that says "i appreciate everything you've done for me, and i care about you in a romantic way"

>>325657

>>325668

>>325673

Since we're blogposting, does anyone else ever consider the fact that there are a few billion members of the opposite sex out there, and then get a little depressed when it seems like not a single one of them is even remotely compatible with the way your own mind works?

>>325668

>>325869

Stop being a pussy

>>325869

Your sentiments are probably a little overblown; a vast majority of those women are not only inaccessible to you (they live in other countries, speak different languages, and have alien customs to your own), but it's difficult to say how many of them would be 'wife material'. You should instead consider things locally: how many girls have you actually interacted with, how many of them respond to your interests and hobbies, what do they respond to if not, etc. If you can't answer the questions, you probably haven't interacted with enough of them. The largest possible social circle a person can reasonably maintain is around 150 people, and most people barely scratch past 10 or 15, let alone 150. There's someone out there for you, plenty actually. There is no 'one', but there are plenty of great choices available to you with proper application of time, energy, and experience.

I know it's hard though. I've been struggling with a vidya gaem addiction for many years now, it's made me very antiproactive when it comes to being social. Everyone that I do interact with thinks I'm cool to be with for the most part, but I'm a kissless virgin because I never applied myself when it came to girls. And when the anxiety over that fact hits me, I retreat into my games and feel worse, driving me into playing more games.

I want to break it so hard and finally try to be 'normal' but still be me.

>>325910

Would you rather a kiki that was given a forced vacation?

Or a bratty kobold that lived a sheltered life?

>>326022

giving advice to the somehow still single boys on how to properly treat their (future) waifu

if it's an all girls school, then how to treat their husbando right

>>326022

I now want to see a story about an infinitely sweet kiki janitor who's mood can't be brought down by any mess suddenly going apeshit upon discovering a condom wrapper in the student bathroom. She then embarks upon a quest to institute 'proper' safe sex-ed techniques in the school system.

>>326020

1. Depression

2. Shock

3. Despair

4. Helplessness

5. Desperation

>>326025

I want to see this too, now.

>>326024

How does she treat the boy who wants her as his waifu?

>>326028

'Why would someone so young be interested in somebody as old as me?'

>>326033

The trash can is actually a Shog.

>>325334

>>325333

>enter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9tn1Fs6C4w

>You were led to a cafe about a quarter mile or so away from the schoolhouse

>It was relatively small, but had a certain cosiness to it, with large windows to let the light in and a terraced atrium that led to an unlit fireplace

>Almost everything was made of a polished dark wood, the smell of fresh coffee and slow-roasted meals dancing around the room

>There were not many patrons, but those that were, were clearly lovers, wrapped up close and tight with their better halves, cuddling up together sharing drinks or holding hands while they spoke their sweet nothings

>The lowest level of the terraced staircase had a number of lounging couches, with those occupied filled with the warm affections of couples sharing a moment with one another

>That who did regard you both were cool about it; they kept it cordial and a tad playful; perhaps the both of you would be in their spot given a moment or two

>You continued to hold onto Sena's hand, and she of yours

>The two of you approached the front counter, and were greeted by a teenaged wolfgirl with messy tied up hair and a well-worn apron in a window beyond the counter, scrambling to make herself more presentable for the new customers

>She quickly dusted herself off while smiling to you both, which you both returned as you looked at what they served on the etched wooden panels that hung above the counter

>'Just a moment, let me just clean myself up in a jiffy!' she said as the pittering of pans in the background and the tapping of her claws made a symphony in the kitchen

>Both you and Sena laughed at the hijinks, keeping the good spirit that emmanated throughout the eatery

>While she scrambled, you began to wonder what it must be like for her here; given a few years, Sara and Tara would be just like her, a budding youth that still looked like she was in school, stumbling about her days yet retaining such an optimistic demeanor

>It tugged at you in a way that you hadn't felt in a long time; less of what could've been and more of what it was

>Coming to terms with age and what had become of you was something that dug at you often following the fallout of school and your relative independence/solitude, but rarely manifest itself in the day to day

>This was something different: for the first time, the feelings of lost time were replaced with a glowing hope

>Sena seemed to sense this unease, wrapping her arm around your waist and leaning over slightly to rest her head atop yours, her soft hair draping over your cathartic visage

>The sense of peace from that was surprisingly profound, like a weight being lifted off from you; you let out a breath lest the tears come

>A romp from the kitchen led you back to reality, shaking the emotive mass of the moment from profundity to present-mindedness

>'Welcome to The Den! My name is Dalia, what can I get you folks?' she asked with a gleeful smile and beet red face from the fiasco in the back

>You were unsure of what to get; after a few moments Sena spoke up for you

>'We'll have one of your Dreamboat specials for two, extra rich with a side of dipping sauce, and some green tea' she said matter-of-factly

>She must've really had this planned out, considering how confidently she answered the order request

>Even the servergirl was taken slightly aback, though she quickly regained her composure

>'Alright then, it'll be ready in five, I'll have tea out in two, and a private table for you two' she said with a tinge of tease before scampering off to the kitchen, presumably to brew up the tea

>You turned your gaze towards Sena, giving her a smug look about her order

'You seemed pretty eager for that; am I falling for your plans?' you teased as Sena blushed

>'It really is a treat, I know you'll love it' Sena whispered to you as she gave you a quick peck on the cheek

>'Besides...it's not just a meal' she whispered even quieter, as if she feared that the other patrons would hear the scandal of the Dreamboat special

>>326510

On the bright side at least you dodged a bullet and can find a better girl. She obviously wasn't the one.

>>326510

See

>>326525

>>326510

If she cheated on you, then she IS a hoe. You're better off.

>>326043

>a shoggoth that has morphed her form into a kiki

>a Kiki that has gotten silly putty stuck in her hair.

Kiki-shog is quite confusing.

>>326557

Begone normalfag blogposter.

>>326684

It doesn't help either that the past few generations have been messy: moral codes have degenerated into 'what doesn't hurt what I want is fine' rather than understanding the bigger picture with all action. When you couple this with the fact that most people are naturally followers and conformists things really get nasty.

sage for nonwan content

Hey lads it's the little wans writefag, on mobile and will have to postpone my update to tomorrow evening, apologies to those anticipating more story time.

>>325468

>Like Kikimora

>allergic to dogs

Why are the gods so cruel?

>>327614

Technically kikis are more bird than dog anyways so you might be fine

>>326510

>I still don't know what went wrong

Trusting 3dpd was your first mistake.

>>320776

>The drive back home felt more lively than before. As soon as we all went, Skittles began chatting with us, telling us about how her day went.

>We laughed for a bit as the drive went on, but Agnes was still silent, yet, she was slightly pink all over.

>"So, Agnes," said Skittles "How was your time with Anon?"

>"It was… Ok" she quietly murmured

"Ok?"

>"Ok?"

>"It wasn't really special." She blurted out. "I just, introduced her to Katja, that's it."

>"Oh really, how did it go? I'm guessing she's ok with him, right?"

"Well, she did say something about Agnes beating her t-"

>Before I could finish, I felt Agnes' hand being agressively pushed on my mouth, letting me only give out murmurs in shock and anger.

>"Agnes," said Skittles in concern. "What was that about? What did you do to Katja. What's this about beating her?"

>"Please," replied Agnes, struggling to keep my mouth shut. "it's nothing to be concerned about. Anon, just misunderstoo-."

"LIKE HELL I WOULD!" I yelled as I struggled free from Agnes' cover, only to be silenced yet again.

>"Point is," she continued, turning very pink. "It was just an inside joke and I didn't want you to feel out of it. I apologise if you feel that way, miss."

>"Aww." she said. "And this is why I think you're the best sister ever."

>"T-thanks." she said, as I let out a muffled grunt.

>"Anyway," Skittles went on, putting her hand on my shoulder. "I have to go to cheerleading practice tomorrow, and I want you to come along. Got that?"

"But why though?"

>"Pfft. What a silly question." she chuckled, holding her giggle. "It's because you're my coach, obviously."

"Skittles, last I checked, shouldn't you automatically have a coach alongside when you practice for any sport?"

>"Well, yeah…" she stopped herself, looking away from me for a bit. "But I want you there anyway."

"But why though?"

>"Because what happens if my coach is not there and we need another?"

"Don't coaches come in twos?"

>"Well what if that coach is also not there?"

"But why though?"

>"What if she- they both get in a serious accident and can't make it?"

"But why though?"

>"Maybe she was distracted organizing a fitness plan."

"But why though?"

>"Maybe because she needs to keep a strict diet and often gets distracted while running."

"But why though?"

>"Because for a centaur and a teacher, she can be very clumsy sometimes."

"But why-"

>"DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHY, ANON!"

"…"

>"…"

"I'm still not going."

>"FU-" she said, stopping herself and biting her toungue. After watching Agnes hold her mouth, she continued. *Ahem* "Freaking WHY?"

"Skittles, I'll say this: Me coming along is pointless. I can stay in the house and help you prepare, but I don't think you REALLY need me there."

>"YES!"

"But why though?"

>"Motivational support."

"You can get enough support with a letter saying 'I love you, you can do it', and a kissmark in it."

>But as I said that, the car came to a sudden stop. Making my body nearly spring from the seat had it not been for the seatbelts.

>Skittles, however felt the full force of a sheet cushion on her face.

>"Ow!" she yelped. "Agnes, what was that for?"

>>328443

>"S-sorry." she responded, hands gripped firmly on the wheel, and eyes fixed on the road. "I saw a squirrel ran on the street and didn't want to see it."

>"Squirrel" said Skittles, looking out the window.

"I don't see it."

>"It went to the side, it's gone now."

"…"

>"O…k…"

>After a few seconds of silence, Agnes continued driving, as Skittles poked me again and brought me back to topic.

>"Anyway, Anon. I want you to come, no exceptions."

"But I don't want to."

>"Oh." she giggled to herself "I see how it is."

"What?"

>"You're secretly trying to abstain yourself from your carnal desires, aren't you." she giggled some more.

"Carna-?"

>"I see the way you looked at some of my classmates with those hungry eyes."

"What?"

>"What?" said Agnes, turning her eyes to me.

>"Don't lie to me, Anon. You're probably at your limit, aren't you? Knowing all it takes is just a little bit of skin and paw, and you'll be drooling and licking your lips." Skittles said, raising her voice

"Where is this goin-"

>"That's why you don't want to come! You're so scared of letting go and having your instincts take over! IT'S LIKE A CHICKEN CAGED WITH A TIGER! YOU KNOW THAT NO MATTER HOW TRAINED YOU ARE, YOUR NEED FOR MEAT WILL AUTOMATICALLY TAKE OVER AND YOU'LL BE OUT OF CONTROL ALL FOR A NICE PERVERSE TASTE OF-"

>Before she could continue, she got cut off by Agnes slamming the breaks once more, stopping us right in front of the house's gate.

>Again, I was happy I had my seatbelt on. But also again, I felt Skittles hit her nose on the back of my cushion.

"Ow… Agnes, what was that for?"

>"Agnes, are you ok?" said Skittles, teary eyed and rubbing her nose.

>"Y-yes ma'am." she said, hands shaking and head down.

>"Want me to drive?" she continued, putting her hand on Agnes' shoulder.

>"It's fine, we're home, anyway."

>"R-right." as turned Skittles to me "So? You're coming or not?"

"And if I don't?"

>"Then aside from disobeying my orders," she said with a smug face "I'm telling everyone you're a secret pervert secretly stashing away your primal desires."

"You wouldn't…"

>"Oh, I will."

"Fine." I said after a long and heavy sigh. "I'll come to practice if that makes you happy."

>"OH THANK YOU!" she cheered, giving me a big hug, nuzzling her cheek against mine. "YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT SUPPORT OUT THERE!"

>I gave a small nervous laugh, as I turned to Agnes, looking at me with her arms crossed, then looking away.

>"Good for you." she said, looking out the window. "I'm happy that you two are getting along."

New Thread and near derailing. Put this discussion on another board or at least sage

>>328443

>>328444

Great update anon, the interactions between those three are gold. I also love how the shoggy is slowly losing it

So, /monster/, what are you doing on christmas with your waifu?

>Give her a raindeer outfit out of small spite.

>Give her a christmas elf themed maid outfit.

>Snowball fights with her.

>Helping buy and pack presents for your kids.

>Buy a cone necklace for her as punishment when she tries to protest christmas.

>Help cleaning up and getting the christmas feast ready.

>>328601

>the shoggy is slowly losing it

Because she knows that she'll never win.

This is a wan/doggo thread.

Shogs have no place here.

Kikis however…

>>328443

>>328444

This has been on my mind for a while, what happened to the human women that haven't turned into monsters? I don't recall any mention or sighting of one. I hope its not those cases where they are locked up in baby factories to give birth to more boys.

Anyone have pic's of Wan's/Hellwan's riding a guy?

>>328777

Well, when you think about it,

>Human men have to be servants or else(?)

>Slavanon is no exception and you either bought or signed in

>Slavanon is experiencing torment and is the only one seeing the inJUSTICE done by the MGs

>Everyone treats him like Shit except Chloe who genuinely loves him

>There are actual unturned humans who live in sanctuaries that get vandalised by the Cheshire

>Odds are there also Human Females there.

>It's up to Chloe to help Slavanon find peace and help from kinship

>>328858

>Okami HD

What game is this and where have I seen that pattern before?

Sorry for not updating on time. Airport Wi-Fi sucks and blocks 8chan

>As Agnes parked the car, we all got out in a mostly happy mood into her home.

>The sun still shined, Skittles wasn’t going out of her way to be annoying this time, and Agnes didn’t seem phased out of what she did earlier.

>”Anyway, Anon,” said Skittles, happily going up to her door, waiting for me partway. “Why don’t you help me pack up and see what I’m wearing tomorrow?”

“And you want me because…?” I said, following her up.

>”Because I need you to know who among the girls in practice is me, obviously!”

”I don’t think I need to go into uniform detail to find out.”

>”Aww, come on. I at least need you to give me your critique. You know, tell me if I look good or not.”

“Why not ask Agnes? You seem to constantly bug me over your personal problems.”

>Skittles was stunned for a bit, turning to where the shoggoth would be and continued.

>”A-Agnes? Wanna-”

>But she was nowhere to be found. She didn’t even say she was going, or where for that matter.

>”Classic Agnes.” Skittles sighed, going in her room as she opened the door. “Always off and on without a word. That’s why I love her!”

“But why not just say; ‘Hey Agnes, do I look good in this uniform?’ Surely she’ll have time to just say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’.” I followed, closing the door.

>”And why can’t I just say; ‘Hey Anon, do I look good in this uniform?’ You’re my coach! And you’re sure gonna have time to say more than a ‘Yes or No’ answer. Besides…”

“Besides what?”

>”Besides… Agnes is… uh…” fidgeted Skittles with her nails “busy… And I don’t want to make it hard on her by increasing her workload any more than it needs to.”

>With a heavy sigh, I nod.

“You have a good point. Sorry for bringing it up.”

>”I-I mean don’t get me wrong! There are times I WANT to help. But I just…”

“Just what? All you have to do is-”

>”I just don’t know how to help her, ok? Whenever I try to do some work for her, it becomes a worse clutter of everything and it makes things harder on her.”

>I stare patiently, looking down, as I sat at an open chair in her room.

>”Look, don’t get me wrong. We took her and her family in, and she’s been very loyal and great to us. I just sometimes feel like she needs a break, you know?”

“…”

>”The thing is, she takes care of the house, my room, my mom’s room, our bathrooms, our food, transportation, and her sisters… I just sometimes feel like, I should at least return the favor, right?”

“How…” I said, continuing to listen and stare.

>”Stop that, Anon. I don’t like to be looked at with eyes of pity. I’m not helpless, ok? But whenever I want to help Agnes out of goodwill, it doesn’t really amount to anything. At most, all I do is just stand there and watch her do her magic and fix everything. And she looks so tired and exhausted everyday, and I don’t blame her for it. I just want to at least do something like an act to say ‘Thanks For Everything, I mean it!’ But no matter what, it either doesn’t faze her, or she’s seeing it as a nuisance. I tried giving her a gift for the holidays to. But every time I do, it just gets stuck on the shelf on her room to gather dust. Not literally, of course. She keeps it spotless. But you get my point.”

“Have you thought, that maybe it ‘Doesn’t’ have to be a gift?”

>”I tried, Anon. I wrote a wonderful card, poem, and even gave warming letters over my thoughts and gratitude towards her. But she always looked so tired, but I can tell she doesn’t read it.”

”Doesn’t read it? Why and How?”

>”She’s always looking tired and never smiled. Not once did she look at me differently. It was always focused, and from her looks, it felt like she only saw me as her employer, nothing more.”

“What do you see her as, Skittles?”

>”Do you ‘really’ want to know?”

“If you don’t tell me, I don’t think we can find a right solution.”

>After a deep breath, and looking around the room and window, she came close to me and looked at me in the eyes

>”Promise not to tell?”

“Promise.”

>>329806

>She sat on the bed with her clothes and sat in an Indian position before hugging the pillow.

>”She’s the closest thing I’ll ever have to a sister. Alright?”

“What about your other fr-”

>”They don’t count, Anon. I never brought them to a sleepover, we don’t know much about each other. They’d sometimes follow me because I’m just, you know… rich. And I’ve never… told anyone anything special or secretive to, you know, me. All they know is that ‘Hey, it’s that loaded Kobold, let’s hang out with her so we get some free stuff’. They don’t even know when my birthday is, and they’ve been my ‘Friends’ for the longest time now.“

>As Skittles went on with that statement, I saw her wipe a tear off for a bit.

>”And Agnes at least knows who I am. She knows what I’m scared of sometimes, she knows about that time I got sick from eating too much chocolate without my mom’s permission. She knows to keep my secrets safe as I keep hers. She’s the only honest-, well, friend I have, and I feel like she doesn’t feel the same way. Probably because she has many of them to deal with…”

“And what was it about that one time I stayed over at Agnes’ room, and you pretty much forbade me to do something like that again? Despite the fact that nothing happened?”

>”Honestly, I was not proud of that moment. I was jealous, and lots of things went into my head. I acted out of impulse because I was afraid…” she continued, twiddling her fingers

“Afraid of…?”

>”Losing you both! Ok?” she yelled, with tears in her eyes. “You guys seem easily in sync together, I was afraid I’d be left out and tossed aside when you don’t need me anymore…”

“Now why would you think that?”

>”I don’t want to talk about it… ok?”

“Why no-”

>”Anon, I’d go far as to tell ou some very personal things, but I’m not going to go any further. Understand.”

“Fine. I’ll stop forcing you.”

>”Thanks, Anon.” she sniffled a smile. “Thanks for understanding.”

“Feel better?”

>”Yeah.”

“Happy to get it off your chest?”

>”Yeah.”

“Now, about what you want to do for Agnes, I want to ask.”

>”What is it?”

“How long does it take for Agnes to clean your room?”

>”Well,” she guessed, putting a finger on her chin. “I guess 5 minutes for the laundry and to make my bed proper, a couple of minutes to arrange my drawers, maybe 10 to vacuum and mop the floor, I guess another 10 minutes to clean the bathroom altogether, 5 alone extra for the shower? And don’t get me started on the windows and mirrors.”

“So let’s say, estimate of 35 minutes. What about doing those chores yourself? If you want to lighten her workload? How about lessening the amount of time she works here? If you don’t know how to take charge or handle something out of what you can’t do, why not just handle something that you can do? You can’t reach her cooking level-”

>”Ha-ha, very funny-”

“But the least you could do is maybe make it easier when she’s here?”

>”Like?”

“Like cleaning when you feel like it’s gotten dirty, instead of when someone else cleans it, or trying not to make a mess, or cleaning the shower when you’re done with it so she doesn’t have to work longer in picking up after you.”

>She stared at me, blinking a few times, then focusing on me.

>”Anon, that’s a good point!”

“Just do what you can do, don’t panic over what you can’t.”

>”Anon, that’s it! Can you teach me.”

>And with a small chuckle and a heavy breath, I stood and smiled.

“Sure thing, when?”

>”After I put on my uniform and then tell me how I look. Duh!”

>We were about to finish our laughter, until I saw the door texture shift.

>And last I checked, doors don’t do that.

And of course I fuck up and forgot to link >>329806 to >>328444

>>328777

Don't worry about it, I have that part thought out already.

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas with the best wans. Remember to be there and cuddle with them in new years eve so they don’t panic and cry in fear.

>TFW I originally planned Agnes and her sisters to be Kikis.

>TFW as I write, I kick myself for not going as plan.

>TFW as I go on and have to keep up the continuity of the story, it’s too late to turn back now and retcon parts of it.

>TFW I’m still tempted to probably make this story it’s own thread depending on how things go.

>TFW I still think Kikis are the best girls and that there’s no competition.

We need more kikis.

>>329809

Have these guys fucked yet?

>>332269

>spoiler

Delet, she is best waifu.

>>332300

Stop bullying the kikis, they don't deserve that.

>Walking to the library one day

>start to fell something on my leg

>suddenly get jumped on by a wan

>freak the fuck out

>Maybe I overrated, it seems like she only wants to play

>still unnerved by having her jumping around in my personal space

>I pic up a stick and throw it

>she goes after it

>I run as fast as a can away, through a passage way so she can't see me

>she goes through the passage and sees me

>she runs after me

>despite being smaller than I am and me having a head start she catches up to me

she follows me the rest of the way, I keep throughing stuff but she keeps coming back

>walk under a tree

>harpy sees her and starts dive bombing her, I usually freaking out when they do that to me but she doesn't seem to care, it's pretty funny

>I go inside the library while she looks distracted

>She follows me inside before the doors close, this is getting out of hand

> I go out side again and wait for her to briefly go somewhere

>I sneak inside without her looking and pray the door closes quickely enough

>it does

>phew.jpg

>later on I see her following following some other people around

Based on a true story

>>332344

Did it hump your leg at all?

>>332300

This is hot and my fetish. I would put a chastity belt on my Kiki and sexually tease and bully her until she goes so crazy, then I would remove her belt to receive her insane revenge rape.

>>332351

l-lewd

>>332349

no, sorry

>>332329

>>spoiler

>Best waifu.

>Even writefag doesn't know what to do with her.

I had a strangely fitting dog girl dream this morning

Kikimora best girl

>Went to a restaurant with two friends from work - one guy and one girl

>One side of the building is a bowling alley, the other half is a restaurant/bar & pool table area

>For whatever reason I had like $30 in quarters, so I start playing pool with my friends

>The two of them vs me, cause the guy sucks horribly

>Friends start talking about weird figures in the bar and trying to figure out if they're human

>I look and calmly tell them it's a kikimora, anubis, and a hellhound

>Girl work friend gives me weird look and asks how I know

>Guy work friend freaks out about species other than humans

>Hellhound yells at him to stop making a scene and he runs out of the bar

>Somehow I invite the three over to talk

>Girl work friend is excited to meet them

>Realize that it's the guy's turn at pool and I tell the human girl that

>Kikimora asks if she could play

>She's wearing a knee length skirt and a v neck sweater

>I instantly want to flirt, but hold back because I'm shy as fuck

>She cleans the board, calling out exactly where each ball is going to fall, including where the cue ball is going to stop moving

>Girl work friend is having in depth discussion on monsters with the other two

>I end up playing several games of pool with the kiki, losing every single one

>She offers me lessons and wraps her arms around me, to help me grip the pool cue

>Wake up

>Swear at the ceiling because it didn't last longer

>>334484

Manlets are like full man, but more compact.

>>334567

I read that in his voice. God dammit.

>>334588

>clarkson teaches a gremlin the ways of the POWAH

>>334588

>monstergirls standing outside looking akward along side May and Hammond.

>>334484

>>334567

>>334573

>>334588

>>334633

>>334634

Top Gear in MGverse. I fucking love this site.

>>334644

>we'll never get a Kemono Friends and top gear cross over

>>334679

Anon, the high orc is a black boargrill.

>>334665

>anons still haven't realized how good different hair styles are on hellhounds

At least you understand now. More need more hair variety.

>>334679

holy shit my sides

>>334632

I recognize that artist. Is it the same one who made the wonderful thikkimora?

>>334679

Some say he mated with an Ushi-Oni and didnt't break his pelvis, others say he only touched a kitsune's fluffy tail once.

All we know is, he's called The Stig.

>>334679

M Y S I D E S

I would throw all my money into an anime that is this animated. Even top gear in general in anime form somehow, similarly to that bike girl show a few seasons ago that even had a Stig girl.

>>334679

I can see it being James and his Anubis making some silly british contraption that catches their caravan on fire. Meanwhile Richard and the Hellhound are chilling in a fireproof tent. With Jeremy in a massive class A motor home being waited on by a bust Kiki.

>>334720

This picture is a reminder that God is great.

Wan-Cop is best. This is a reason to live!

>>334470

Shitty drawing is better than no drawing imo.

Thanks!

>>335007

>that first image

Who drew this anon?

>>335094

https://mobile.twitter.com/gashiwataex378/status/918879036503236608

>>334891

I would construct a mighty lego complex with her.

>>335200

Can someone explain to me the lego brick meme?

>>335273

lurk moar

>>335144

>Wan cosplaying as TooBee

Thank you Anon.

>>335303

Thank this guy

https://twitter.com/vadaboob

>>329809

plz come back

>>337631

> normal kiki

Yeah, a normalfag kiki.

>>337956

>How to get your husband to rape you with this one weird trick

>>338050

> Monster girls that want to be raped instead of doing the raping

yes i like this idea.

>>338098

not what i had in mind,but it's good nonetheless.

>>329809

Oh boy! Agnes is a peeping (Stacy/tom?)

>>338780

>Used goods

that's Nicole.

Skittles = Chloe I think.

>>341680

I wonder if the twin wans writefag/kikifag will continue their story. This thread needs more writefags.

>>343012

>Needy Awoo thinks I'm incompetent

I may not be perfect, but I'm pretty sure I would not have gotten as far as I have if I weren't somewhat skilled.

>>341168

>Got a link to where you got that from?

https://vk.com/mge_group

It's some Russian website, and there's an MGE group on there

>>343047

DEAD MEME

>>343936

Seriously, can anyone here read Russian? I feel like we're missing out on context.

>>343939

The first one translates "Abomination." At least, that's what Google says. There's a website that allows you to type in Russian, and from there, I just copied it to Google Translate. I'm far to lazy to do that with the others though, considering how lengthy they are and all. I guess we just gotta hope some Rooskie stumbles across this place and is kind enough to translate them for us.

But these all come from a group on the Russian social media website VK, and the person who draws these does it in a form of a Q&A thing.

>>329809

“Pardon me.” I said to Skittles, standing up and dusting myself off.

>”What are you…” she replied.

“Just give me a second.” I continued, walking to the door.

>In a sudden turn of the handle and a quick yank open, down fell 2 little shoggoths. Both of whom were side by side as they fell face first to the wooden floor. Some of their slime spilt from their bodies as they started to recover.

>”Oww…” said one of them, rubbing her forehead while slowly showing tears in her eyes.

>The other, just recovered herself quicker, pushing herself off the ground, dusting off, and looking at her partner who was beginning to cry.

>”’You okay, sis?” said the long haired shoggoth with a butterfly on her left glove. I recognized her. Jenny, was it, one of the little ones, and Erika’s ‘Bestie.’

>The other little one, of course, is none other, than-

>”THAT HURT, UNCLE ANON!” sobbed the little one. “YOU’RE A MEANIE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUR FUN UNCLE!”

“Well,” I smirked “things aren’t fun when you spy on a person’s privacy, now is it?”

>”No…” she sniffed, still rubbing her forehead.

“Still hurts?”

>”Yup.”

“Want me to make it feel better?”

>”Yup.”

>I rolled my eyes as I looked back at Skittles, wagging her tail with a big smile on her face. Looking with anticipation.

>Easily, I picked up the little one, combed the bangs off her forehead, and gave it kiss, much to the little one’s surprise.

”’Feel better?”

>”Yeah…” she smiled. “It doesn’t hurt anymore.”

>”Sorry for peeping, uncle Anon.” said Jenny, patting her sister’s back.

>”Yeah, we’re sorry. But… it’s just-”

“No, wait.” I said, rubbing my temples. “Let me guess, I forgot to give you something back today.”

>”Mhmm.” they both said in unison.

“Is it little-”

>”Where’s Teddy?” said Erika.

>I look back to see Skittles shrugging. I mouthed the words “My bag” which she got rather well.

“Teddy, uh-”

>I saw as skittles grabbed my bag and tried feeling inside from pocket to pocket. I mouthed a stern “Don’t!” as she felt through without my say-so. She once put her hand on the wrong pocket, and she stayed still as I saw her fingers shift underneath the pocket, and she blushed heavily.

“Teddy is, uh… still waiting to be fixed. Don’t worry about him, he’ll be fine.” I said, turning back to Skittles, taking her hand out of the bag slowly as she stared at her fingers.

>”Miss Skittles? Are you okay?” said Jenny.

>”I-I’m f-fine.” she replied, unsure and still red like a cherry.

>”Bu-but it’s almost bedtime, and I need teddy before I sleep.”

“Oh really?” I asked as I headed to my bag.

>”Yeah. If I don’t sleep with Teddy, it gets bad nightmares and it will cry for me. That’s why I need to be there for it.”

“Well now,” I smiled, as I rummaged through the things in search for her teddy among my clothes. “is that really Teddy talking? Or you?”

>”I don’t know…” she said, looking away from me, making me chuckle.

“Well, the good news is,” I said, pulling out her still broken teddy bear and my sewing kit. “Your teddy is right here! Bad news is, I hope you don’t mind me taking a while to fix him.”

>”It’s okay,” they said together.

“Did you girls do your homework?”

>”Yeah.”

“You want to learn how a grownup like me can fix teddy easily? I’d love to have you here and learn a thing or two on your own.”

>”’You think that big sis will see us more as grownups if we can do this on our own?” said Jenny

“She’ll be impressed, no doubt! It’s also a fun hobby too. So what do you say?”

>They stared, and soon nodded with a smile.

“So,” I said, turning to Skittles, still looking at her hand. “Aside from feeling my lingerie, want to learn something along with the little ones? Miss Skittles?”

>”Huh?” she said, breaking focus and turning her attention to me. “OH-yeah yeah, sure.”

>”W-what’s lunjer-” said Erika

“Nothing. It’s a silly french word.”

>”Oh…”

>”Can we sit beside you, Miss Skittles? Our legs have been hurting since we were outside for too long.” asked Jenny.

>”Oh, don’t be silly.” said Skittles moving and making room and patting a free spot. “Come here you two, help yourselves with a front-row seat for Doctor Anon.”

“Doctor Anon?”

>”Yep! Doctor Anon and his surgery with Teddy.”

“Fine.” I retorted, grabbing a seat in front of the three taking theirs. “Settle down, I’ll teach you some basic sewing techniques I learned as a child. And if I could do it back then, so can you!”

April fool's! Bitch!

>>348004

>Wait this seems like a normal-

>It's not the writefag

BLYAT

>>348041

what if I told you that it is?

>>348047

Then where would the prank be?

>>348156

Delicious. Makes me wanna get into writefag mode for a bit.

>be at uni

>at dorm

>chilling in room

>check email for any news and updates on various things couldnt remember what they were exactly

>see times and dates for an upcoming guest speaker seminar

>in an optional guest speaker seminar

>decide hey why not?

>lets go listen to what someone from industry has to say

>mitebecool.png

>decide to go

>my car is currently being looked at by my dad and his mechanic friend due some old parts or some such

>ask friend for a lift

>friend accepts

>says hes heading into town anyway but that i would need to be ready to go within the next 5mins

>some time passes

>arrive at the builder where the lecture/seminar hall is

>kind of early

>about 10-15 mins early

>arrive at the seminar hall

>see that theres only a hand full of people current seated and talking to people

>always hated being too early and waiting around for random people to show up

>i walk in

>stand at the top of the hall and look down to decide where to see for the optimal view

>finally decide on a seat and sit down

>a minute or two go by

>notice someone ask if this seat was reserved and if they could sit down next to me on my right

>wait a minute

>brain does a quick double take and i notice that its a gril

>"yeah sure, the seats free"

>casually look to me right and act like im making sure that im not taking to much space

>its a decent looking gril

>a cute 8/10 Anubis at that

>not exactly a chad or a beta

>im in the shadow realm between the two

>a couple of seconds go by

>i look behind me wondering why she choose this particular seat over all of the others

>the hall is still quite empty

>a few more seconds go by

>she finally talks to me

>hear the quote from Solid Snake say "You never know." play in my head

>firgure that i might as well reciprocate it could lead somewhere

>i engage in small talk for a few mins

>ask generals questions to get to know her

>i ask why i never seen her before and that i didnt recognize her

>she explains thats shes a freshmen

>i respond with "That would explain everything."

>she smiles slightly

>i keep up the act of trying to put my proverbial foot through the door

>this continues for a few mins until the talk starts

>gril has some nice tits and a decent ass from what i could see

>started thinking about something else

>realize that the talk is a few mins from finishing

>think about asking her out for a bite to eat or something

>the talk ends

>finally ask the question that has been stuck in my mind for the last few mins

>"Hey, I never got your name?"

>"I'm femanon."

>"I'm Anon. Wanna get something to eat or get a coffee? That is if you're not doing anything."

>noice

>we go off the some generic restaurant

>have the best fucking meal ive had in a while

>eating out is breddy gud

>we finish

>i decided to pay for the meal since it wasnt too much

>ask her whats shes doing

>she mentions that she just wants to chill now and that her friends are all out

>she also mentioned she lives nearby

>thinking i might not have another chance at this

>ask to tag along

>she accepts

>make it to where femanon lives

>we watch some random things on tv

>and ive been drinking

>we hit it off

>had similar tastes and opinions

>see she has many books and models to do with ancient egypt

>and even has a model of a pyramid that includes a sphinx and an anubis

>i suppose thats to be expected

>seeing this i shift the conversation to history seeing as how she seems intereseted in that kind of thing

>we continue talking about history

>hours go by

>getting kind of tired

>feel like this might not go anywhere

>start thinking to myself

>id rather leave

>than never believe

>casually mention how im starting to get tired and might leave soon

>she tells me to wait a few minutes and that shell be right

>she went to her room

>5-10 mins go by

>hear her call to me to come here

>my hear rate increase

>no could it be?

>wanna make sure so i ask "Where are you?"

>"In my room, need to show you something."

>my mind and heart start to race a little due to never really being in this situation before

>starting making my way up the stairs to her room

>can hear muffled music

>cant make out the lyrics

>start to worry a little bit

>start thinking in my head

>if this is it

>please let me know

>if this ain't love

>you'd better let me go

>if this is it

>i want to know

>if this aint love baby

>just say so

>>348387

Wow. Been a while since I've seen one of those.

>>348548

>do

door*

>>350894

Tibet from the clothing

>>350911

That actually seems pretty appropriate because iirc there's some festival in Tibet and/or Nepal that venerates dogs I remember hearing about a few years.

>>351075

That loli is precious but the knowledge that it's probably a grown man wearing the VR goggles fills me with unease

>>351322

Go back to facebook Normalfag

>>351311

>loli Liru

Very nice.

>>348049

That he's back?

>>345527

Well I don't judge HER for constantly ruining her mom's garden

>>352340

I think you should take this elsewhere before you attract furries because the images will make them think they're welcome here. Also the lore reads like some edgelord shit an 8th grader wrote

>>352345

That's Kevin for ya. Dude writes everything like that. Also uses way to many exclamation points.

>>352340

fuck off furry

>>352340

>furshit

>>352685

But, they're dogs

I didn't know reddit frequented this board.

>>352768

I'm just waiting for an update.

>>352838

so epic much wow such post

>>352685

>>352710

>>352725

>Sick of headpats

>Posting doge

>Posting Chen for fuck's sake

How did this thread fall so far so fast

>>352928

>Pizza Shaped Pupil

Good thing I just ate, that might've made me hungry.

>>352963

Thanks, I had no idea. site is unintuitive af.

>>352969

I wasn't aware pixiv censored anything.

What sort of content are they not ok with?

>>352970

Can't show genitalia in Japan/pixiv

https://www.pixiv.net/terms/?page=guideline&lang=en

>>352994

>forgot to sage

fuck me