2ee4ae No.280787 [View All]
There's a lot of hungry yokai, you sure you wanna go risk your lives living in Gensokyo? At least go to the human village for safety and refuge.
____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
5dbea0 No.351419
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
852377 No.351502
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
c1a15c No.351608
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
d2dd8d No.351610
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
4b10b8 No.352079
2hu hentai quotes are amusing.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
ef820d No.352666
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bf0885 No.352667
>>352666
>piss
Go away, satan.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
9d8065 No.352749
>>352666
Ridiculous, everyone knows girls don't pee
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
518707 No.352843
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
5bc951 No.352845
>>352843
>Best girl
If you like financial slavery, sure
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
be1f21 No.352846
>>352843
A good girl, but not best girl.
I want to wake up to, come home to, and protect Okuu's smile.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
29cfed No.352915
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
d9aaf9 No.353017
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
2f9a58 No.353054
>>352845
>financial slavery
>not wanting her to take control of your money and work her danuki financial magic to turn it into greater wealth, allowing you to retire before the age of 50.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
29cfed No.353070
>>352845
>>353017
>>353054
>parroting the danuki memes again
And here I thought I was being unoriginal
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
d9aaf9 No.353071
>>352749
Girls have two buttholes. They pee from their front butthole.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
a63794 No.353971
What are some good touhou green texts?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
be1f21 No.353980
>>353971
>Reimu was sitting around one day, drinking tea and doing fuck all.
>All of a sudden shit goes down.
>It's [Enter Incident Here]
>Reimu goes "Fuck that noise." and continues drinking her tea.
>Yukari pops out of her fucking space hole and smacks Reimu upside the head and points in the direction of the incident.
>Reimu sighs and flys off. Fucking incident. Fuckig hag. I just want to sit around and drink tea.
>Couple idiots get in the way to have a friendly danmaku match with an irritated Reimu.
>Reimu, of course, kicks their ass.
>Eventually Reimu finds someone who has a lead on the incident and prompty gives them a beatdown.
>Reimu then storms through the mansion/temple/dimension/whateverthefuck, beating up everyone in her way.
>Eventually Reimu reaches the chucklefuck behind the incident.
>Said chucklefuck yaps for a bit before Reimu says "Shut it" and beats the fuck out of the asshole ruining her tea time.
>Chucklefuck is crying bitch tears and agrees to cut this shit out.
>Reimu is now happy again and invites chucklefuck and her friends for tea.
>A day or two later, Yukari bugs Reimu again to go take care of the extra stage.
>Another asskicking later, Reimu goes back to her life of beig a poorfag who lets people cum on her armpits in return for food and tea money.
The end,
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bfb83a No.353988
>>280962
According to a chart Space Jin made, his Ran is just really good at smashing balls, but doesn't particularly like or dislike it.
Most artist have some shit-tier fetishes. Space Jin remains one of my favorites despite his.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
ef820d No.355158
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
7c33c0 No.367074
Bump with cute-posting. This place needs an active Touhou thread.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
7c33c0 No.367076
If you haven't read tenamaru's Kagerou series, you've been missing out. 10/10 doujins for those that like vanilla femdom. Not many with her, so I'm happy that she got some love.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
7c33c0 No.367143
>>367076
Pic related. Doujinshi artists are great nowadays.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
7c33c0 No.367197
I asked in the manga thread, but I couldn't find anyone that has read the Touhou stuff. I'm pretty new to the franchise, and there are lots of different ones by different authors. Anyone know which one's best to start with?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
be1f21 No.367199
>>367197
Here's a link to ZUN's official touhou print works.
https://moriyashrine.org/files/category/3-print-works/
Try and get into the games as well. There's download links on that site too. Embodiment of Scarlet Devil is a good starting point.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
288882 No.395485
>New 2hu game was announced a while back
>demo was put out recently
>stage 2 boss is an ushi oni with a child shaped stone
>Art for her came quick
Nice
>first stage boss is the spirit of a stillborn
What the fuck zun?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
288882 No.395486
Also, third boss is a chicken
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bb50c3 No.395609
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
7c33c0 No.395647
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bf0885 No.395790
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
70ccea No.395801
>>395790
why must you hurt me in this way anon.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
e398b0 No.395941
>>281341
My fluffy wife they are quite literally ruining everything
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
e06d28 No.395953
>>395790
What do the runes say?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
aa49de No.396011
>>395953
Something sad, I imagine.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
162c42 No.396032
>>395953
Sentence sounds kinda odd translated, since it's just fragments of sentences as if they were having a long conversation, but something along the lines of
<Hey, so like-
>Yes?
<I think that-
>I see
<So like, just before -
>Is that so?
<And that happened
>I see
<Hey, so uh…
>What's wrong?
<No, it's nothing
>…I see
<So like… always…
>What is it?
<It's fine, nothing much.
>…I see
<So like, I…
<I…
<I wanted to thank you for always
<always being with me
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
71d6ed No.396045
>>396032
>I wanted to thank you for always
>always being with me
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
5dd6a1 No.396318
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bf0885 No.396319
>>396318
>old man dies and Cirno completely forgets him while playing with his grandson
b-baka.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
cdbeff No.396324
>>396319
>Last pic shows the spittin' image of the kid with a halo
>Filename is "ForeverEver"
<old man dies and Cirno completely forgets him while playing with his grandson
A-anon, I…
Only complaint is that going strictly by the comics proportioned time, it took way too long for our hero to get back to Chirno, unless there was some spiritual bs going on preventing his ghost from getting to Gensokyo.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bf0885 No.396325
>>396324
In my defense that halo is nearly impossible to see on the white background.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
f7126d No.396332
>>396318
Isn't it convenient that the underworld is just an hour walk from town in Gensokyo?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
f7126d No.396581
So I hear a demo for a new game was coming out, so I've been doing some rummaging around in the Touhou Autism to get back into the spirit of things. Then get blind sided by a very lucid dream.
>working from home when I hear a loud bang
>run to find one of my hallway closet has been violently swung open and a girl laying face first on the ground
>It's Kogasa
>despite injuries she looks very please to see me so surprised
>turns out she was minding her own business when she got blown away by a strange wind and next thing she knew she was falling out of my closet
>start trying to figure a way so she can go back home
>when that fails I take her in since she has nowhere else to go
>daily life antics ensue
>walking around the neighborhood together and greeting all the people
>tons of grade schools in the area for her to get along with and play scare all the kids, like she is want to do with her side job of daycare at the shrine
>starts becoming more despondent over time, however
>get to the bottom of it is that she is very happy, but memories of being abandoned keep coming back and she is scared I will too
>quick on my feet I remember the umbrella I keep by my front door
>it doesn't rain much where I live, but when I took a trip to Japan almost a decade ago we all bought cheap convenience store ones on one rainy day
>I kept it and took it home when everyone else abandoned theirs
>I remembered not having one, so why not?
>say it is proof I am not the kind of man who just throws things away
>she becomes very emotional and begins to cry inconsolably
>embrace her and the mood is quickly right and we both lean in for the kiss
>wake up
>turn over and see my alarm clock is one minute away from going off
>spend the whole day frustrated to the point people keep asking if I am okay
>can't tell them why
My heart hurts.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
3442ac No.396589
>>396581
No need to lose hope, anon. You can kiss her later tonight, just like the one anon that fucked Tewi's rabbit puss the night after first dreaming of her.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bb50c3 No.396609
>>396608
Kill yourself and you'll isekai as a /monster/ mod.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
a0dd75 No.396661
>>396581
Don’t worry anon. I’m sure you’ll see her again soon.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
b185d4 No.396665
>>281341
My favourite Character is Koakuma and I hate kikes because of Deicide
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
6cf814 No.396845
>>396581
At least you have dreams.
On the rare occasion I do have a dream, It's usually a nightmare.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
cdbeff No.396877
>>328942
>>329018
>>350451
>>353971
I'm really sorry for this retarded greentext.
>be me
>take my daily cardio at local park getting /fit/ and all
>magical bullshit happens and I fall thorough a portal into this dumb fantasy world
>It looks, rural and Japanese
>thank goodness I know Japanese from playing Pokemon and watching Chinese cartoons
>this dumb, tanned fairy girl comes up to me
>says she's going to marry me and turn me into her big boy-toy slave
>yeah whatever
>keep walking gathering my bearings while trying to shoo off this annoying fairy slut
>meet two girls, with these goofy scarlet Victorian-fantasy costumes
>They stop me and ask why an outsider is traveling in Genesis Ok Yo
"Alright you dorks, get outta my way. I got to find a convenience store or something to get a taxi out of here. Go get your parents before some weeb dweeb molests you."
>bad mistake
>the two girls grin smugly to each other and proceed to stab me to death
>find myself in hell or wherever you go when you die
>not bad to be honest
>some hot Asian chick in blue goth cosplay greets me
>tell her what happened and tell her I want revenge for those stupid brats messing up my toned body
>she sighs and gives me some rare card then tells me how to get to those two rejects from a Otaku convention
>promise that idiot fairy, Chernobyl, she can forever rape my soul if she can quickly take me to those Scarlet bastards
>get to the honestly, sweet-ass mansion
>brought a kindle Asain girl got from another "outsider" with some key books
>find the sisters in their play room
>the older one turns to me and says
< Wait! I thought we ate your body this morning. Tsh, whatever! You can't do anything to us, the great Scarlet sisters!
>younger brat flings her arms around like a retard and says
<His body was disgusting!
"Hey I felt bad I made myself disgusting so I wanted to read you a bedtime story."
>The younger starts begging the older to let me read because she always hears the same stories over again from her sister Armillida
>Older turns to me and says
<Ugh! Fine, get on with it.
"Ok let me use this spell card so no one will bother us for the entirety of this story."
>YouActivatedMyTrapCard.jpg
>Card actually forces a person to read a book in entirety, volumes included
>Clear my throat
" The Complete Collection of U.S. Legal Code, Federal and State, in 20XX"
<Wha?
>"Volume 1, Federal Code Part 1, Title 1, Chapter 1, Section 1, Words denoting number, gender, and so forth"
>Two weeks later
>This relatively human, relatively pissed-off looking girl with this big red bow and big red dress barges in
<Remila and Fladre what the hell are you two doing? Everybody is looking for you. And who is this ghost guy?
<Reimu, save us!
"Shut up Rayman! I'm telling them a bedtime story. Anyway, Volume 23, Part 3, Laws of the State of Arizona…"
>That Reymay girl promised to set things straight if I stopped immediately
>And that's how got my /fit/ body back. Or /fit/ ghost-form at least. I think I'm still technically dead.
>I still have to get hitched with this crazy fairy girl, but she's cute so whatever.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
bb50c3 No.397470
Is she the official /monster/hu?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
3a3548 No.399606
>>396877
>reading the Scarlet sisters the entirety of the US legal code as punishment for killing you
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.