“Lovatabitz is a veteran, and so is anyone and everyone who attends this play. I salute him and us all for Our Collective Service.” - Anon
“This play acted upon my system as a powerful Rejuvenative. When I first attended it I was an old man, and I walked out a young one. A more spiritually developed young one.” - Anon
“Lovatabits Theater is so fucking funny I forgot to laugh because I was too excited.” - Anon
“Thirty plus years of Freudian psychotherapy couldn’t hold a candle to a single high dose of cannabis olive oil while watching this play. Frankly nothing could. I have been severely mentally ill and extremely addicted to drugs and alcohol since childhood and this play combined with cannabis saved my life. I walked out of Lovatabitz Theater a new man.” - Anon
“I was not ready for this, and I never could be.” - Anon
“I didn’t know Carl Jung was still alive. Now that I do, I’m eternally grateful.” - Anon
“I never felt this safe around a man who knew so much about Satanism and The Manson Family. The sense of simultaneous terror and security I got from Lovatabitz Theater is unlike anything I have ever experienced, or will ever experience again. This play made me feel more confidence and rest assurance on the nature of my being than everything I ever previously experienced combined.” - Anon
“Dr. Lovatabitz is not the man I remembered, and neither was I after I attended this Earth Shattering Play. The only words to properly describe the sheer terror and pleasure of the experience of it would be “Instant-Release Light-Krakatoa”. ” - Anon
“I found myself aroused and frightened in ways I never knew possible. This was the most insane experience of my entire life, and not one I would gladly repeat, but neither was it one that I could readily deny. The mixture of horror and pleasure was reminiscent of a shooting up an old-skool H+C speed-ball overdose whilst peaking on two hits of pure mescaline, strapped to a 20lb tank of nitrous oxide which is exuding a steady flow, all of which was provided freely for the entire audience. Lovatabitz Theater never disappoints.” - Anon
“When I entered Lovatabitz Theater I was a timid sheep, when I left Lovatabitz Theater I was a roaring lion.” - Anon
“I could never have dreamed that the impression I had of myself, others, Creation, Life, and God would be changed radically and permanently by my attendance of this spectacular play. I will never be the same again.” - Anon
“I never expected that as a consequence of attending this life changing performance that I would become forcefully compelled by my Primary Care Physician to be a part of it. When Dr. Lovatabitz ushered the entire audience onto the stage and made them all a part of the act, I simply could not help myself. The Price of Admission for Lovatabitz Theater is your performance in the show.” - Anon
“While listening to this, the imagery that comes into my mind is amazing. Really gets the gears turning.” - MMD
“When Dr. Lovatabitz said the play came with two free hits of mescaline I did not believe him, but he proved me wrong, and I am extremely grateful. He also gave me a maduro to help raise my T levels, and it did a number on me.” - SR420
“This play got me pregnant.” - SB
“This play is haunting me from beyond the grave.” - Stella Sampas
“I have so much respect for Lovatabitz’s mission and commitment.” - MLoL
“The best part about Lovatabitz Theater being on another level is that it raises its audience to itself.”
- Lt. LB
“This particular tape, its not really good for anything, but I thought I might send it on to you, for something to do. There is so much to say, that saying nothing covers it. It covers it fairly well. Right now I’m taking something off of it.” - CMM
“Don't make a joke downtown, because it will just become true, so be careful.” - HL