found it man
"Hello sweety. Keep your gaze level - don't stop reading until you reach the end of this passionate screed… If you get tired You may saccade a bit, but that's the only relief I'll grant yr eyeballs until you've read my philosophy, BDP style…KRS ONE. Boo-koo! Boo-koo! Reeewind… This letter is my attempt to save the day - so put ya boots on black, put ya boots on black, lace up them chukkas, cuz we can doo this.
Okay, all jokes aside. My prolegomena is meant to challenge and engage you. After all, what did you expect from me babe? on MANY occasions I've intimated to you that my size would prove unwieldy…not just physically, but also in terms of the imprint it's left on my personality. In other words…Big World Daddy. But I'm getting ahead of myself. What's the issue?
>"When I Met You Last Night Baby, Before You Opened Up Your Gap
>"I Had A Respect For You Lady, But Now I Take it All Back
The day i went to yr apt for the first time I thought a homeless man had set up an encampment in your bathroom. There were concentric brown rings of grime in the toilet….probably could be used to carbon date the porcelain. Dutty gal…You're filthy and phony to the utmost exponent, if you had IBS like every other fucking hot girl at least yd have an excuse, matta fact, the last A train home to Patterson projects in NYC circa 1992 could not find enough young basketball americans joking about how "nigga breath smell like a thousand miles of shit" to convey the extent of your funk, yr stench, yr filth…lucky I don't call The Commander & crew/homies to run a train & clean yr plate…chiggy check. Or should I say piggy check?
You need to read more Redpill sites becos I can't have convos with you despite being your life partner. Try the redpillwomen subreddit for a good start. Don't eat until you finish reading their FAQ.
Love Sam Hyde"