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File: 6915513bf55bf12⋯.jpg (13.29 KB,474x255,158:85,sam.jpg)

ef202a No.29003

How big is Big Purple?

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99ff76 No.29004

Also Sam had pet rats, and you know what faggots do with small rodents…

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ef202a No.29005

>>29004

Every butthole needs a little stretch now and then to keep healthy bro. Nothing gay about that.

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f4c7ca No.29026

It's super big dude. What a nasty faggot Sam is. Imagine how his dad must feel.

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ef202a No.29028

>>29026

Like baseball big or football big?

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f4c7ca No.29030

>>29028

Let's just say it'd be in the faggot section of the sex store

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1e2b14 No.29048

>>29003

Big Purp

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102712 No.29101

>>29048

Sam tha buttplug KANG! ITS BASTE

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ef202a No.29122

File: 1900c2f916081f4⋯.jpg (13.3 KB,474x355,474:355,quadroon sam.jpg)

>>29101

>>29048

They call me Sammy Gapes. They call me The Bumpoke Kid. They call me Spokless Sam. They call me Doctor Stuffpipe. They call me Plug Lyfe. They Stumpbutt. They call me Homosexual.

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99ff76 No.29124

>>29122

Do you think if Sam ever got on Joe Rogan he'd reach into his ass and pull out big purple? Live and on air?

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a07544 No.29126

>>29122

spokless?

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ef202a No.29143

File: aa221efc5c36d87⋯.jpg (6.75 KB,248x203,248:203,hypergenx.jpg)

>>29126

Have you ever seen a bike wheel with the spokes taken out? That's what my guy Sam's butthole looks like after a sick workout sesh with Big Purp. If you're butthole doesn't look like the inside of a pulpy tomato 24/7 then idk bro you need to go out there and learn how to Carpe Diem you know what I'm saying?

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1e2b14 No.29144

>>29143

Big Purple might’ve just been taken one step too far -.-

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904e40 No.29145

>>29144

Or not far enough….."in there!"

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ef202a No.29165

>>29145

Thank god for that flared base or homie would have one awkward hospital visit in his future ya feel me?

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6132bb No.29166

i can't believe my second favorite white nationalist comedian is an homosexual.

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a07544 No.29183

>>29166

who's number one

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fdd3a5 No.29184

>>29183

fuck off sam

big purple needs you

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fdd3a5 No.29185

>>29183

go hang out with your 20 year old buddies and beg for money on twitter.

you look silly in a raptor dude. you have nothing to haul around except your buttplug collection.

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a07544 No.29188

>>29185

needed 2 posts for this schizo shit huh

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b1db55 No.29190

>>29185

he needs it also for his penis pump collection since he's so sad his dick is small

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ef202a No.29198

File: 68328ccc02447f2⋯.png (1.12 MB,1024x768,4:3,1461617845332.png)

SLURP DAT PURP BRUH

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18794c No.29222

File: bbb8064c1fa37ab⋯.jpeg (16.84 KB,353x500,353:500,bigpurple.jpeg)

>>29198

yeah no thanks

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c202a3 No.30917

very big

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