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discord.gg/alienmode

File: 6a37077eea5d767⋯.jpg (42.28 KB,242x251,242:251,meandmybitch.jpg)

e9f836 No.28826

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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70b92d No.28838

didn't read

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f5492f No.28840

File: 33e7c88826d767f⋯.png (3.31 MB,1242x1316,621:658,ffff.png)

>>28826

both of us know you don’t play football. you’d be too scared the helmet would mess up your hair

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126acc No.28841

>>28840

Fucking bump

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126acc No.28842

PS. I came on her balls last year.

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af5b50 No.28845

>>28840

>>28838

>>28841

>>28842

you're showing your power level, chapofags.

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bff439 No.28846

>>28826

lole mad cuz bad

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e9f836 No.28870

File: 198c8650b567dcf⋯.jpg (99.37 KB,640x791,640:791,me.jpg)

>>28840

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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d39f42 No.28871

>>28826

>also get straight A's

*looks at pic*

Fuck off loozirrrr

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fdacf6 No.28878

it's john pelech and he's PISSED

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287b3e No.28905

>>28826

pasta

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0d9e4b No.28989

File: d1e8dbbc2ebe064⋯.jpg (74.71 KB,1464x842,732:421,fresh.JPG)

>>28840

>>28826

>>28870

Shut up pussies. I bet you can't even lift a boulder and you eat less than 10,000 calories a day.

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703031 No.29006

>>28826

I really think you both are quite ugly.

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0a55d8 No.29023

i am funy. this is funy.

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117347 No.29057

File: 8a9a29416a45d8e⋯.jpg (155.34 KB,800x542,400:271,IMG_5475.JPG)

>>28826

Fuck off john. You could never hang with my squad. Still need to see those football pics too

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677055 No.30909

this is old

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