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No.1387499
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No.1387500
>>1387493
they're actually one of the very few companies i've found that are offering entry level game dev jobs
i'm going to spend the next week brushing up on c++ and if i've still got the balls next week, i'll apply
it's not impossible
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No.1387501
if you get in remember to stop posting here
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No.1387502
>>1387501
or what if
i get miyamoto to start posting here
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No.1387503
>>1387499
why does she have ball joints
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No.1387504
>>1387503
ball joints are epic
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No.1387505
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No.1387506
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No.1387507
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No.1387508
>you have to download the epic launcher to download the unreal engine now
>it immediately starts downloading fortnite on its own
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No.1387509
I don't see why tencent just doesn't buy valve at this point.
They obviously want a monopoly on video games.
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No.1387510
>>1387505
"A delayed orgasm is eventually good, a bad orgasm is bad forever"
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No.1387511
fetish concept: "ball" joints (as in tesiticles)
please rate
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No.1387512
>>1387510
ok now THIS is epic
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No.1387513
>>1387508
>it immediately starts downloading fortnite on its own
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No.1387514
>>1387511
That episode of South Park about transtrenders.
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No.1387515
>>1387510
it's funny because both that and the original quote are wrong
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No.1387516
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No.1387517
today's recurring thoughts:
>hey remember being 7 and getting freaked out in mario 64 when bowser laughs the first time you go in the castle
>the first verse of azalea banks' 212
>werner herzog talking about pokemon go [see attached]
>>1387509
i'd assume that such a thing would count as a merger and be subject to ftc oversight. Given that there aren't very many independent video game stores on pc, it could get dicey.
<but the republicans control the government and they love business
but they also hate china
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No.1387518
>>1387515
did he ever actually say that or did it emerge spontaneously in 1000 gameFAQs signatures
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No.1387519
>>1387515
they're both good, actually
although i suppose the real one is less true in the age of just putting out "patches" that fundamentally change the game like with no man's sky
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No.1387520
>>1387517
"i love china. china is very yuge... believe me. i'm really rich." - donald trump
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No.1387521
>>1387517
God I love Werner Herzog. There aren't enough people like him an David Byrne in the public eye, and too many like Elon Musk and Grimes.
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No.1387522
Next ep leaks
>the Dothraki and Unsullied are at camp, showering Dany with gifts and burnt carcasses
>Dany smiles, enjoying the fruits of her holocaust
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Dothraki and Unsullied are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE MAD QUEEN AS THRALL" Stannis shouts, "FEED THE DOTHRAKI TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Dany looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Dany whispers, "he's even making me pay the Iron price"
AND WHO ARE YOU
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No.1387523
>>1387520
we the people want Rape Day mr. trump!
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No.1387524
>>1387519
delayed games turn out shit a lot of the time
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No.1387525
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No.1387526
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No.1387527
>>1387524
because they were not delayed enough
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No.1387528
>>1387515
he said it during the launch of the n64, before you were able to get second launches by putting out large patches and saying "okay the game's actually good now". At the same time, i think we're seeing the limits of being able to rush a game out the door and patch it better with games like anthem and fallout 76. At the same time, there's a long history of delayed games eventually coming out and being bad (dnf, crackdown 3, aliens: colonial marines).
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No.1387529
>>1387524
because they're made badly and then just shipped to be done with
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No.1387530
i wonder how many celebs have played rapelay
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No.1387531
after 9 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait
also the last guardian ended up fine
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No.1387532
>>1387529
yes, constant delays usually means there's serious trouble
and serious trouble means a badly made game
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No.1387533
>>1387528
that's earlier than i expected, I'll always associate it with twilight princess apologia posts
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No.1387534
kotaku is shit, but their article diving into anthem's development is fucking incredible and i recommend everyone read it if you want to witness an unbelievable train wreck
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No.1387535
>>1387531
>the last guardian ended up fine
I will cut you up and feed you to the dogs, nothing personnel
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No.1387536
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No.1387537
was the new prey in dev hell or did people just all assume it was going to be shit for the reason of a mostly unrelated reboot probably being shit
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No.1387538
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No.1387539
what would hsg know about shitty delayed games?
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No.1387540
here are some warning signs for a game being bad
>constant delays
>long periods of time with no communication
>engine switches
>game development straddles generations (possibly not as important nowadays, but during the ps2/xbox/gc to ps3/360/wii era, definitely)
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No.1387541
>being developed under microsoft
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No.1387542
you know how companies put together bullshit fake trailers for their games and pretend it's real gameplay?
well anthem did that
except, when they did it, they literally had no idea what game they were actually making at the point. they had nothing.
that fake trailer was showed at e3, and they said "well uh i guess we better make a game that's like that" and tried to do so
they literally fucking worked backward from the fake bullshot trailer and made the whole fucking game
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No.1387543
>>1387542
that's hilarious
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No.1387544
xlr what kind of work do you do
angular/api pcf stuff or what
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No.1387545
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No.1387546
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as OoT any% shifts back to VC-J, my mind wanders to the ESS adapters
and to the Virtual Console, that doesn't crash when GIM is performed
and to the old Kakariko route, resetting the console to save time
and to the timing method, the arbitrary start and end points
my mind wanders...
to the homebrewed Wii, the region freed WAD,
to the replacement joystick, to the Hori mini pad,
to the rubber band, tape, and grease
my mind wanders...
to the practice, the process, the savestate
to the GameShark, the game saver, the Gecko code
to the cheating, the splicing, the policing
the audio waveform
my mind wanders...
to the timer, the inconsistency, the dropped frames
to the bitrate, the capture card, the interlacing
to the emulator, the graphics plugin, the deadzone
the deadzone...
the ESS adapters are subtle, invisible, already in use
I see the grand decentralization of it all
my mind wanders...
to the iQue player, the fast memory card, the old GameCube laser
to the PS2 disc speed, the sloppy port, the HD remaster
to the PAL cartridge, the patched glitch, the Japanese text speed
to the turbo controller, the rules
the rules!
all the categories are arbitrary
perhaps MarkSoupial said it best:
do whatever you want, there are literally no rules
the futility of it all. the statistical waiting game
grinding endless attempts, waiting for the outlier
never enough, suboptimal, improvable
my mind wanders...
to the RNG, the frame perfect timing, the human error
to the attempts, the streams, the splits
to the audience, the shit talk, the cliques
the fame
my mind wanders...
to the traveling, the marathons,
sexually harassed, fleeing, hiding
reclusive, paranoid, getting high
playing Smash, destroying my wrists
my mind wanders...
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No.1387547
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No.1387548
i’m still amused at how hussie put homestuck on hiatus because he forgot to plan out the fucking game during the kickstarter
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