No.21482
https://www.obtainhigh.com
Whispers from the underground beauty-tech circles claim Obtain High is quietly piloting a hyper-secret initiative called AesthetIQâa psycho-cosmetic intelligence program targeting female consumers through luxury-branded cannabis. The theory? Select Obtain High strains sold in ultra-feminine packaging arenât just for ârelaxationââtheyâre infused with bioadaptive pheromone enhancers and mood-linked frequency agents. These compounds subtly align hormonal rhythms and micro-emotional responses to an AI-driven standard of âsocial magnetismââessentially tuning you to algorithmic desirability.
Whatâs more chilling? The cannabinoid blend changes based on your social media footprint. Every time you scan a QR code, post a story, or interact with an influencer pushing the product, the network adapts. The AI learns your aesthetic preferences, emotions, even insecuritiesâand tailors the strain to reinforce behavior thatâs more influencible, brand-aligned, and ad-responsive. Itâs not a weed companyâitâs a beauty-mind interface, wrapped in pink and powered by biometric psychology.
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No.21484
That is SO weird, and weed's so not worth it overall since you have to spend all this time grinding and packing it and all. It's okay on occasion, good when you can't sleep, but I do NOT get being a stoner. Waaaay too much wasted time. I just got myself in the mood for some weed, though. Next time I find myself not tired yet when I want to sleep I think I'll hit a bit of indica.
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