No.20254
I am fat and shy, my only good feature is my penis.
How can I lose my virginity?
>Inb4 go to /r9k/
It's full of fellow out of touch virgins so following their advice isn't too wise. If this place is full of girls, they must know the advice I need.
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No.20255
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No.20256
>>20254
Let me demistify the whole losing your virginity thing: it feels no different than becoming 18.
There's just the faint knowledge something was better than before but it's mostly placebo.
Obsessing over your v card will have you obsess over the number of girls you get to bone once said v card is lost.
Rather than the route of addiction and material slavery, focus on self improvement. Soon or later a girl will want whatever you are.
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No.20257
>>20254
Hire a prostitute if that's all you care about. Easy.
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No.20280
>>20254
Unironically start learning to love yourself and work on your weight and self confidence.
Look at it from a woman's perspective, why should they be with some beta anon who's shy?
Or some anon who doesn't put in the effort into presenting himself or making himself a 'catch'?
The want for a good looking/kind/understanding bf/gf goes both ways.
If you want some qtp2t girl/cool personality guy who's traditional and not degenerate, then they'd most probably have some similar standards too.
If all you care about is losing your virginity, >>20257. But I'm telling you, mere physical sex isn't worth it, although it really depends on your personality and priorities in life
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No.20313
>>20256
>>20280
I said I dont want advice from other virgin men.
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No.20314
>>20313
I'm not a virgin, buddy~
Your next line will be "you can't prove it now, can you?"
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No.20315
>>20314
Sorry I trust chicks more than dudes for this. Some girls I sexted with said my dick is nice, should I try ti ser despite being a fat sperg?
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No.20316
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No.20317
>>20315
>ti ser
Meant tinder.
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No.20321
>Falling for an obvious troll
Pathetic
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No.20324
>>20321
Fuck you I'm not a troll, this is the only place I can show my troubles to females about my nonexistant sex life for advice.
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No.20325
>>20324
Once again I will advise hiring a prostitute if all you want is to lose your virginity. Unless you're asking if some girl will boyfriend you because you have a nice dick? If so, I'm going to say not likely. Some chicks are definitely into big dudes, but if you're slovenly and morbidly obese there are very few people who will take on that baggage. I don't know anything about tinder except people meet up and fuck through it so whatever man, yeah I guess do it. Good luck.
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No.20327
>>20325
I'm not morbidly obese, just type I obese (30ish BMI) and I shower everyday. Thanks for the advice though.
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No.20335
I don't like it when men think their virginity is a big deal to lose. Just take care of yourself, follow your passions, and learn to get along with people. Eventually you'll meet someone you resonate with, develop a relationship, and at some point have sex.
There's no need to hurry, there's nothing to gain, and people like me don't think better of you for having fucked before. Please, just get over it.
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No.20337
>>20335
Ironically, out of all the "toxic masculinity" things to complain about, losing your virginity should be on top of things to stop bothering people about, whether male or female, and yet it keeps coming up, while innocuous shit like having your legs spread out a bit more than average in public is somehow causing incel mass shooters.
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No.20349
>>20335
>people like me don't think better of you for having fucked before
>scenario 1
>man is virgin
>women response: Sorry I don’t date/have sex with virgins
>scenario 2
>man criticize a woman or certain common women behaviors
>women response: INCEL INCEL INCEL
Feck off even if you do keep your word regarding your personality. These two scenarios are far more common among women. OP if you are reading this and not a shitposter then as long as you accomplish more than just stacking up debt from going to college or working at a restaurant or retail then you are automatically better than the average woman as they are the only two things that an average woman ever accomplish in her life and therefore you shouldn’t be worried what a normie cunt thinks as they are lower than bugs in comparison to you, do you care what an amoeba thinks about you? If no then apply it to a normie woman. If a man virgin shames you then the possibilities is he is either a hypocrite if virgin himself, going to get an std, get stuck with a woman he doesn’t give a shit about because he knocked her up, or going to get divorce raped
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No.20909
>>20314
>Your next line will be "you can't prove it now, can you?"
Okay, Joseph.
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No.20913
>>20337
It's because of the Jews and their efforts to destroy traditional western culture, not "toxic masculinity"
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No.20921
>>20913
"Traditional western culture" was toxic as fuck and the only reason it mostly held together was because the women for the most part did absolutely nothing. Even then you have mass unreported rapes, normalized prostitution for politicians and other power figures. Literally everyone was on fucking benzos and cocaine and it was normalized, politicians used to have hookers they called "mistresses" that would tie them up and whip them. Hell, even modern-day conservative politicians are well known for doing blow off hookers and taking it up the ass from a woman on the regular.
In the 1950s they used to have amphetamines in first aid kits because it was the only bronchiodilator that they knew about, it was an emergency asthma treatment. Suddenly EVERYONE and their mother was stating that they were asthmatics and getting 'treated'. They used to give out fucking radium as health pills, and the green dye used for clothing was literally arsenic, the air was filled with fucking lead lmao.
It's not "The Jews" that have ruined society, but years and years of an already unstable system that finally destabilized because people realised that there was no reason for them to be treated like that, and demanding better. It was always going to happen, you can't keep people living in silence forever.
Stop romanticizing a past that doesn't exist. In ancient Greece masculinity and femininity were defined by who was on top during sex. Ancient western cultures used to have military men fucking each other because it would make them fight harder so the entire military force was filled with men who regularly fucked each other in the ass.
Stop blaming your problems on "The Jews" and "Wummen" and actually do your part, if you love the older cultures because they had more respect, then do that. Give out respect and treat people better rather than just shooting your mouth off at them with whatever weird fucking anime shit you're into. Ask people how they are and actually listen like you're a fucking normal human being. holy shit lmao
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No.20922
>>20921
based post
>>20913
>the Jews
/pol/ pls
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No.20926
>>20255
this
the Only Thing you can do is lose weight, believe me
throw out ALL THE FOOD in your house, and buy ORGANIC fruits (like oranges, apples, pears, grapes), vegetables (like celery, lettuce, cucumbers, carrots), and meat (chicken, fish).
go out on a 30 minute walk every day (if youre too depressed to, then alternatively you should just masturbate A Lot because believe it or not thwat does burn calories.)
do NOT eat more than 700 calories each day. (try to aim for 500)
this means that you can eat a lot of fruits and veggies cause they have low calories, but you cannot eat that much meat. TRACK EVERY CALORIE you consume. also, NO SODA. drink naturally flavored sparkling water, like a-ha, polar, or bubly. (brands)
i lost 15 pounds in a month by doing this :D
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