/fur/ - Furry

Anon and the Shark from another world: https://web.archive.org/web/20161031144403/http://pastebin.com/uRU844qy

>ywn taunt a herm by getting her knot stuck in a gloryhole and not letting them orgasm

>ywn frustrate her for hours, licking her dick, using it as a coathanger, taking pictures of it

>ywn get her so exhausted after standing around with an erection for hours that she falls asleep

>ywn finally milk her cock, all that backed up cum shooting out like a fire hose

>ywn write your phone number on her dick, the marker tip making her sensitive cock hard again

Describe your dream herm!

>Species

>Height/weight

>Breast size

>Cock size/shape

>Balls/pussy

>Personality

>Position in bed

>Additional stuff

Also post a picture if it resembles/is your hermfu

Example

Species: Canine

Height: 2 meters so that shi can tower over you and be able to put her cock down your throat if you're sitting down.

Weight: 80-100kg, not too heavy, but big enough to be able to pin you down.

Breast Size: Preferably a D or DD

Cock-size:

Cock shape: Ordinary knotted red rocket is fine, but if we're being particular and outside the box, a ribbed, knotted horse-cock.

Cock Size: 30-40cm is good

Balls quadruple testicles the size of tennis balls.

Pussy: Tight (because limited space down below) and with cilia and donut-like contraction rings inside.

Personality: Stubborn, aggressive but playful.

Position in bed: 90% dominant, submissive moods are rare, prefers railing your ass into the mattress.

>>98664

>YWN swim in the ocean on an ideal beach and see a mysterious monstercock appear out of the water

>YWN have the jaws theme will play out in your mind as you see this

>YWN have it chase you

>YWN catch the gay from a giant futa shark

>>98667

Pic 1

>shark herm wife

>comes from a different world (culturally)

>libido is ridiculously through the roof, her people are much more used to expressing it openly

>so openly that public sex is extremely common in their society

>understands that as a human we don't share the same values so she restrains herself a lot

>often finds herself grinding against my leg when welcoming me home, ends up making a dark spot on her jeans or whatever pants she's wearing

>take turns pitching and catching

>uses lots of lube so she doesn't hurt me with her size

>lovingly embrace each other in the afterglow of our lovemaking

Pic 2

>You will never be the cabin boy of a ship of pirates, the captain of which is a shark herm who forces you to share a hammock with her.

>She will never drunkenly call you into her quarters after a successful raid, and upon entering be submitted to a night of booze-induced sex and drunken cuddling.

>You will never wake up in her arms, face buried in her chest, both of your balls drained and both of your asses filled with each other's spunk.

>Some human girls go out to a secluded island for a summer vacation beach party

>One by one they get kidnapped and fucked by a horny shark herm who hasn't had some real pussy in a year

While I was typing this out I had another idea

>A shark herm who runs a beachside cocktail bar

>Her secret ingredient is her cum, which she discovered is partially alcoholic and can improve the flavor of her drinks tenfold, and is produced in her body at a rate so fast she can keep up with demands

>you will never accidentally catch a sharkgirl milking her cock of the delicious fruity cum within

>she will never serve you straight from the tap

>she will never mix up a piña cocklada by carving a hole in a coconut and filling it with her alcoholic spooge

>you will never drink it all up, savoring the flavor of her delicious dick milk

Pic 3

>ywn have a giant futa shark gf

>ywn worship her thicc scaly muscles

>ywn be smothered beneath her fat tits and massive package

>>98665

You and i diverge about halfway there anon

>ywn taunt a herm by getting her knot stuck in a gloryhole and not letting them orgasm

>ywn frustrate her for hours, licking her dick, using it as a coathanger, taking pictures of it

>ywn get her so exhausted after standing around with an erection for hours that she falls asleep

>ywn wake her up by sinking your throbbing cock fully into her ass

>ywn rut her relentlessly, grinding and rolling your hips until bringing her to hands free orgasm

>ywn empty your full sac into that fat ass before pulling out and leaving her there, stuck and dripping for anyone else to find

I dont have a suitable image so have a nice gif

>>98671

Wait shit I didn't read the op, my bad

OP here Just to mention captions are allowed. With that said enjoy these.

>>98663

Story idea

>Cat herm and her biologically unrelated doppelganger work at Business Corp.

>One is slightly shorter, chubbier, and a prude despite her sex drive

>The other is slightly taller, thinner, and a total nympho

>Due to them being almost impossible to distinguish one from the other, lewd's actions are often mistaken for prude's, such as fucking the boss/going around pantiless

>This comes to a head one day and prude decides to talk it out with lewd

>And by talk it out I mean have sex on their boss' desk after-hours

>Then the night janitor walks through the door

>And lewd and prude find out there is a third person who looks like them

>Herm with a magnum dong

>I'm talking about so big it reaches slightly past her tits when erect

>She always keeps it tucked under her shirt so it pokes out from between her breasts at all times

>She wears clothes with low necks so the tip of her cock is visible at all times

>She can give herself a titfuck and a self suck whenever she wants

>She's constantly rubbing her rod in a casual manner

>She always leans in so you get an eyeful of her leaking spear between her bosom

>She always makes sure to suck her cock when it's ready to blow, drinking her own spooge greedily yet casually.

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>>99143

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>>100574

Do people just not read the OP? Seriously, discuss, argue or some shit, but it literally says don't be a cunt in the OP, so why are people wasting posts on drama rather than

A) posting pics

B) posting discussion (discussion, not "ur a cuck - no u" type bullshit)

C) posting story ideas, prompts or stories or responding to them.

SlashySmiley has a lot of heavily muscled herms. The most prominent of whom is Terry and her kids. Frankly I prefer the original design of Terry (pic 2/3), because the hair made more sense. Too bad SlashySmiley ain't a fan of non-human dicks

>>100519

A variant

>Be a herm of indeterminant species, working at an office

>Doppelganger who looks almost the same as me, aside from the fact that she's slightly taller and thinner than me decides to pull me aside to have sex in the elevator while I'm on my coffee break, saying that nobody uses this elevator because they think it's out of order

>She rides my dick, forcing me to the wall, causing me to hit some buttons and send the elevator down a few floors

>Thankfully, nobody saw us except for one guy who seemed too dumbfounded at the sight of two herms going at it in the elevator to do anything about it

>After we both cum, me in her ass and her on the floor and in my cup of coffee as I'd later discover, we would part ways

>Until, that is, when I found out what she did to my drink

>I was about to throw it away, but I enjoyed the flavor and texture too much to let it go to waste

>I find the doppelganger in the men's bathroom, wiping cum out of her ass, giving the guys there a show

>I get mad and pull her aside, into a larger stall

>"What the hell do you think you're doing, Clone?"

>"I think I'm cleaning your jizz out of my ass."

>"No, I mean why are you acting like such a slut?"

>"I don't know why you worry about me being a slut, Anon, it's not like I'm hurting anyone."

>"You look like me! If people think you're a slut, they'll think I'm a slut, too!"

>"That's not true. You're shorter and thicker than me."

>"Not by a lot."

>I leave the restroom in a huff, some guys and a few girls catcalling me

Bump with thick canine D

Post your herm fantasies

Example:

>YWN come home after a long day at work to the sight of your sharktopus waifu making dinner, cooking easily with the multi-tasking of her tentacles.

>YWN Then going to bed and get held in place by those same tentacles as she positions her half-meter knotted horse cock before ramming it in.

>YWN Get pounded down for what feels like ages as her suckers leave ringmarks on your body and she marks your shoulder with a light bite as she hammers into you.

>YWN finally get knotted and filled with searing, salty hot cum and - locked for the night - go to sleep together.

>Tomorrow YWN switch to let the bruises and bites heal and she goes to work while you manage the house instead.

>YWN play coy by greeting her in nothing but an apron with a distinct tent when she comes home.

>YWN eat with her while still in only an apron as she tries to keep her oversized libido down.

>YWN tease her by going to wash the dishes, swaying to emphasize your bare butt.

>YWN jump as you suddenly feel the hot swollen head of her cock press against your ass and back, leaking precum when she can't take any more teasing.

>YWN get taken upstairs and into the shower as she bangs you into the wall

>YWN cuddle in the bed, before she suggests the idea of having kids, inviting you to take her virginity.

>YWN be the top for the first time in a while and having quiet soft sex for the first time since your relationship started and you were still unused to her.

>YWN get met with excitement a month later when she greets you with a positive pregnancy test

>>105124

Cont.

>>YWN get met with excitement a month later when she greets you with a positive pregnancy test

>YWN jump in excitement with her before spending dinner on the couch, talking about names and other things for the future.

>YWN watch a movie with her like you used to before you married.

>YWN have her slide closer as the film goes on and snake a tentacle around you and pull you onto her lap and hugging you like a pillow, pressing you close to her breasts and sitting you onto her bulge

>YWN try not to shift around as she unconsciously grinds herself into your rear

>YWN feel her tentacles hold you down as she decides to strip both of you.

>YWN have your protests gagged with panties as she holds you down and slams her cock into your twitching ass.

>YWN cum onto your chest as her knots locks you, pushing you over the edge with her mere heartbeat as the knot pulsates ravenously inside, blasting your guts with a weeks worth of built up tension pouring through you

Found this cool OC

Lyn's official position on the ship is chief medical officer. She also provides a nowadays rare service simply referred to as 'Relief', which is listed in the fine print (Section F, paragraph 14, 'Additional Offerings') of the transit agreement. Sol and her crew occasionally run private transit jobs, and are often sought out for their continued offering of this service.

Now that 'Relief' is banned on public transit (and discouraged on private), most travelers assume you have to travel through the guild to get it. The guild is quite happy to continue providing the service (for a lavish fee), as well as a thorough blood check. Sol also requires the blood check, but not the fee.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/psydraggy/

>walk home from work one late night cuz poorfag wageslave

>you decide to take shortcut through a seedy part of town

>you heard rumors about bands of wanton anthro herm women who hunt the streets for human men

>you say that's fake and gay

>you walk past a pitch black alley when you hear a low, husky voice call out

>"What's a pretty little thing like you doin' out by all your lonesome?"

>you whirl around to see a tall lioness in a black leather jacket leaning against the brick wall of the alleyway

>she saunters over to you with a smile on her face and a swagger in her hips

>"You should be more careful, these streets are dangerous at night."

>she was close enough the you could smell her now, she smelled like smoke and cinnamon whiskey

>she took hold of your chin and you could feel her sharp claws digging ever so gently into your face

>"There's lots of bad women who would just love to carry off a pretty boy like you."

>behind her you could see four more lionesses slip out from the shadows, all dressed in the same faded denim and black leather bulges all visible

>they were now crowding around you, glaring hungrily and licking their chops

>"But don't you worry honey, me and my sisters will make sure you get home nice and safe."

>you didn't make it home that night

>or the next night after that

>TFW YWN have your Poundmaster 3000 grip your shoulders and smash your prostate like a hammer, with a pulsating, molten, ribbed horse-cock that slowly expands and becomes larger over time, all while pouring juices into you and writhing within your insides before finally double-knotting you and filling you with gooey hot seed and locking you tight for the night, as the robotic creature that fucked you nuzzles your nape.

To each according to their needs, and everyone needs an android herm.

Question: Why do anthros tend to have canine/knotted cocks or horse cocks even when they're not on equines or canines?

Real Answer: We're dealing with furries/anthros/kemono/whatever you want to call them. Many of them are straight up human bodies with animal heads and different skin tones that might represent fur or scales, might not, plus a tail that matches the head's depicted species.

Some gradually get more animalistic with digitigrade legs, obvious fur/scales, arms, hands feet, and bodies that veer away from human-like. Often the changes aren't truly representative of the species, such as mice that are as large as, say, a tiger.

Basically, people just make whatever they want because they find it aesthetically pleasing. This applies to genitals and breasts as well. A good way to make something even more exotic, especially when it's approached purely for sex, is to give it exotic bits. Unfortunately, people often go to certain species' dongers (and sometimes vaginas) because most animal dicks are just fleshy tubes or have features most folks wouldn't like. Barbs, for example.

Knots are lewd since they tie you to your partner and provide for satisfying 'pop' and stretching, and horsecocks are just big with a flaring head that functions similarly to a knot, plus medial ring, etc.

They're exotic dicks that also have a strong element of fun and enjoyment to them, even if they're often not truthfully represented. I'm not sure where the whole 'dick with two lumps on its side' came from, since a 'true' knot is basically just a fat donut on the dong when it inflates. Guess folks just like it that way. Sometimes people compromise with a knotted horsecock.

Short Answer: Knots and Horse Cocks are good faggot.

Basically

>want a futa waifu to knot you and literally massage your prostate into a fucking incredible orgasm with the pulsing of her dog cock with her panting and excessive heartbeat pushing you over the edge, ending up locked together for a good half hour sucking her tits and stroking her fur.

PS: For me personally it adds to their forbidden allure of not only being a woman with a dick, but a dick that isn't even appropriate for her species.

I personally dislike cetaceans that have hanging testicles. Some people disagree. Now while the glory of balls is well known, one can also like without. After all, if some here can prefer no puss on their chicks with dicks, why not chicks with dicks and no (visible) balls. Anyway this herm Orca is how I prefer cetacean herms to be like.

>>98666

Species: Rabbit (Laquine if you want to get particular)

Height: Not picky, just anywhere within the average female height

Weight: Slightly chubby at heaviest, but I’m not picky if it’s less than that.

Breast Size: D, DD, I’m not picky.

Penis: Horsecock with or without an additional knot; likely about two feet long in size

Balls: Big, juicy cantaloupes that grow if she doesn’t cub enough, filling with excess seed and reverting back to their original size when emptied.

Pussy: Likely a horse-type because laquine with the anus to match

Personality: shy, geeky, adorkable

Position in bed: An equal switch; she could take it as well as give it with no issue.

Additional Info: She’d have glasses and a big, oversized sweater and glasses.

>>98666

Species: Equine

Height/weight: About the size and weight of a pony

Breast size: C or D would be good, I'm not particularly picky

Cock size/shape: A regular horsecock would be perfect

Balls: A moderately sizable pair of balls situated right in front of her pussy

Pussy: Standard horse pussy to match the horsecock

Personality: Compassionate, affectionate, and a bit shy

Position in bed: Loves taking dick as much as she loves giving it, prefers to do both in equal measure

Additional notes: I'd ideally prefer to be an equine herm of a similar build myself

herm bulges

The animation and concept great, but moreover it captures a kind of intimacy between Renamon and this character who is supposed to be us. It's kind of beautiful in how genuine it is. Renamon on the surface is using us for her pleasure, but it becomes apparent in her dialogue and expression that she does it too because she knows we enjoy it immensely. Her soft smile throughout, the laughter when the character cleans the cum off her cock, and the gentle kiss on the forehead afterward confirms this for me. This kind of intimacy, dirty yet loving, is so rarely and accurately captured in pornography or animation. It really is beautiful seeing it. The only thing to make it better was to have voice acting and SF, but according to bizzyniz that's expensive. Although I would reckon that reddit voicethreads would probably love to volunteer.

PS: (Do check out the webm on e621 because this is compressed to fit on 8ch)

>>105616

Frankly vanilla herms who are nice and sweet and kind are pretty rare compared to the lustful nymphomaniac doms typically featured.

Vid 1 is a different Renamon futa vid of bizzniz's while vid 2 and 3 is the oral lesson divided in half.

>Species

dragon\similar reptilian

>Height/weight

upper 6 foot

225-275lbs

>Breast size

D-E cup

>Cock size/shape

8-10in

animalistic, in sheath (no pref so long as not too spiky)

>Balls/pussy

large balls, a little smaller than apple-sized

relatively human vagene

>Personality

motherly, strong but silent, zen queen, slight prankster streak (lewd or otherwise), a bit smug, occasional rapemachine nymphomaniac (especially after holding back for a while)

>Position in bed

mostly gentle dom preferring to receive, with occasional times where she's mostly giving a bit rough, kinda letting loose and showing her animalistic side

positioning when she receives: cowgirl/reverse missionary

positioning when she gives: any/all

Pic 1: What herm-fags WISH life would be like.

Pic 2: What life with over-sexual herms would be like.

sheathes are nice

are there any other pastebins?

>>107400

Sure, but having that as the only option is a little boring. Not to mention the size difference issues...

>>107405

> best form of gay sex.

<Herm thread

<herm OCs

gifs/animated

>ywn get a flight on furry soviet aeroflot

>ywn get a sexual offer by a sexy tiger herm flight assistant

>ywn follow her into the back of the plane after she passes

>ywn rub one-selves on each other in the bathroom

>ywn get pushed onto your knees

>ywn look up at grinning commie tigress and fellate her

>ywn make her cum down your throat

>ywn get to fuck her pussy back

>ywn get to have her number written on your army with a pen, or write your number on her breasts

>ywn sit in your seat and pop mints and give her glances

>ywn get a passionate kiss before leaving the plane

>ywn get a call 3 months later about a pregnancy

>ywn get ass-fucked by horny pregnant tigress

MFW

>>107444

that 4th webm is amazing. i so wish i was that guy

>>107635

baojun is great, bar the commie RP

>>107635

>>ywn get a call 3 months later about a pregnancy

>>ywn get ass-fucked by horny pregnant tigress

I want more futa/herm stories about this shit!

>>109156

>>108396

Only like a few and they're usually either parodic shit like Doug Winger or not too extremely sized unless something specific catches on.

>>112262

>winger

>jamesgrimm

too bad they're both dead, literally and metaphorically, respectively. another one i really like is Rykela, though he mostly does hyper male

>>108396

>I really wish there wasn't so much hyper herm

too bad

>>108393

>>109375

is this still being produced?

>>98664

>>98663

More Herm fics

>A herm gentle domming a dude with minor bondage: https://www.sofurry.com/view/1444711/guest

>What the Mind Forgets the Body Remembers: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23236197/ (pic 1 related)

Renamon herm fics to read.

>Erosmodify: https://web.archive.org/web/20171026004513/http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/RedRave/9231/Erosmodify.pdf

>Digimodify: http://archive.fo/Su5Ik

alt link: http://archive.fo/vY5yt

>Digimon Dongle (comic): https://myhentaigallery.com/gallery/thumbnails/1946 (pic 3/4 are belated continuation pics)

>Renamon herm TF: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20343892/

alt link: https://www.sofurry.com/view/1047834/guest

>Renamon is bigger: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21538183/

>She Comes At Night: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6127644/ (pic 2 related)

>Renamon's Rut: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/32510750/

>Renamon's Heat http://www.furaffinity.net/view/443992/

>Renamon and Rika: A new beginning (warning, its fucked up): http://archive.fo/IncFK

Who is the best herm and why is it Roxikat?

>>112374

I've always liked the dicknipples. It's so weird yet so sexy!

To me, she's the ultimate sexual fantasy. She covers all these different fetishes like furries, muscles, BE, lactation, herms, etc.

this is rebecca, from beckyb on furaffinity. with guest yinseng yang from lustquest in the last picture, another hyper futa panda cutie

and speaking of herms, is futa MLP ok to post in this board? or should that go in the /pone/ board?

>>112392

I don't know, but I feel like so long as you're not only posting that, it should be good

i feel 'up' for some rabbits right now

>>112392

> futa MLP

OP here. You can post high-quality futa mlp but try not to spam.

>>112382

>>112367

Jesus fuck that is both horrendous sparkledog OC, semi-anime face and oldfag Donut Steele style stuff too; a disgusted nostalgia one could say.

>>112447

A laquines and Co. ironically quite disliked by a lot of furries.

>>112744

i love lagomorph herms. probably my favorite kind of herm next to dragon/lizard herms.

speaking of, whats the source on that one? saucenao is giving me absolutely nothing.

>>112774

if it was on e621 saucenao would have picked it up, its not.

the filename implies you got it from an imageboard. which means its got to be a direct repost from an art site where saucenao dares not to go. i recognize the character though since im an expert coomer(tm), its Lo.

using my big brain i found the source almost immediately.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31148172/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/31148194/

>>112782

i cant even find the [deleted] post. ah well, im happy to have found it anyway. here's some more bunny herms. horsecock looks so good on bunnies.

>>112392

>futa MLP

Fic that I enjoyed: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/397437/happenstance

>>112744

>A laquines and Co. ironically quite disliked by a lot of furries.

Why? What do furfags have against rabbits?

>>112774

>>112782

Try searching "The Permanent Booru".

>>112796

not much into reading fics but thanks

>>112837

i think he's wrong. furries love rabbits.

>>112852

>who cares about what a bunch of beaten-housewives think

morons, I was just giving an easy example.

>more where it came from

Oh do tell?

>>112879

i have so much its hard to pick. pic 1 is probably my favorite MLP futa picture ever

here's some for the day, sorry for people who arent into hyper

Pic2 fic WIP listed

>http://pastebin.com/XiCRXakL

Usually hate avian futa but these seem fine + duolingo meme.

>Sauce

pic1 mirapony

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/fo8oomiix4dsx4k/AABhbcv63zCWSIlSLt5d4eV0a?dl=0 (alts)

pic2 nooneishere12

(put in waifu2xbooru @ medium, 2x increase) https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26080135/

pic3 adma228

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33973660/

https://e621.net/post/show/2065771

pic4 pirin-apex

https://e621.net/post/show/1922594

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/31710693/

>>114149

>pero cojeme igual cariño

LOL I'm just imagining duolingo fucking someone and going, "Перевиди; 'Принисите мои тапки'. Есле не правильно ответиш то не кончy внутри!"

>>114146

Not the best of ScrewingwithSFM's MLP webms IMO. this one is terrifying tbh

so /fur/, which kind of herm cock is the best?

>>114172

>not posting "pics unrelated"

Come now

Also see >>105439 I capped pic related for easier reposting.

And this has been asked before >>109082

>>114178

well, i can disagree with the picture either. knotted horsecocks are probably the best thing ever

So what is the deal with Purgy and their 'content'. I've seen people all over furry sites and chan boards hate them yet am curiously completely ignorant of the drama. Nothing concrete comes up about them in search so...

Why is Purgy hated?

Well drawn rodent herms are rare, every image I know has something off about them to me. Example: this was drawn well but its a sparkledog.

>>106483

Really late but here

>>114236

>>114237

Herm impregnation pics

>>105616

>>105618

The wink... boop... cute-talk... giggle... kiss... absolutely adorable.

Pics related are animations made by dahsharky. They're similarly smooth but lack the something that bizzyniz's animations did.

>>107444

>>114254

animation 1 is based on the Shark Pool series by wolfynail and subsequent edits and animations, though the one posted seems to be the best one

>>114253

im really loving dahsharky's POV animations. i wish more of them had sound and some dialogue though.

really enjoy bizzy's work too, if you want some more renamon 3D futa, search for sumeriandragon's renamon animations, they're a little bit more hardcore.

meme alert on 2nd webm by furromantic

>>114268

>sumeriandragon

Yeah I know their stuff, animated fine but the content is too much. Their latest renamon rape vid is actually horrifying, the warnings prior to the actual video are appropriate. Funnily enough the warnings' red background reminds me of old VHS FBI warnings on R and X rated videos.

Pic 1: Imagine this lowering down on you, as your ministrations sweeten her honey pot and tickle her churning tense balls with your tongue, making her cum through the pleasure of the feminine half.

>>111412

Caption related

>>114271

Whatever dude, I'm not really into rape. I do like Renamon tho.

>>114272

if you're into rape, you can't be into rape, because its not rape if you're into it.

>>114273

>if you're into rape, you can't be into rape, because its not rape if you're into it.

<*cue Inception music*

Are you trying to make my brain shutdown?

>>114235

This is what I meant by terrible rodent herms

>>114296

jazzabelle is probably my favorite rodent herm. is she too sparkle for you or just too big?

>>114297

No sparkle I can see but yeah way too big.

>>114270

I like to think herms enjoy vaginal sex, since their prostates so more easily stimulated, so hands-free ejaculations are easily possible. And unlike anal sex, self-lubrication so easier to fuck. Everyone imagine herms as dominatrix permatops, but I imagine given most present as female anyway, most enjoy bottoming a whole lot.

Herms need to be reminded that there are people who love them as women, big throbbing dicks and all, and would be more than happy to put a baby into them while they cum all over the place.

The way I see it is the bigger the herm's equipment the more likely they are to prefer vaginal out of both practicality that not many can actually fit them and the fact that getting The Big Nut™ from vaginal prostate stimulation feels amazing to them.

TL;DR: Herm facesit and subs are based

The only issue here is this sort of circles down from "why have a futa with no pussy" to "why have a girl with a dick at all?"

>>114318

>The only issue here is this sort of circles down from "why have a futa with no pussy"

It's to for those fags who are insecure about wanting to fuck (Or be fucked by) a guy.

>to "why have a girl with a dick at all?"

<Pic related

>>114318

>more than happy to put a baby into them while they cum all over the place

Bigger herms love it because the usual people who proposition them want to get stuffed by them and they just want to feel like a woman instead of a dick with legs. Especially applies to hyper herms.

However herms like to be the one giving the dick when she's pregnant

>a herm's hormones go haywire during pregnancies as normal

>what differentiates a herm from a female is the testosterone in their system (thus covering "why have a girl with a dick at all")

>most herms would experience a phenomenon that can be called "mommy cock" where the phallus and testicles swell past their usual size resulting in greater ejaculate output

>a pregnant herm's sex drive is also increased, specifically their desire to find and impregnate a suitable mate. whether this is out of some subconscious desire to not experience motherhood alone or a result of the fluctuating hormones is to be determined

Urta from Corruption of Champions is essentially this, (honestly one of the sweetest and most likeable characters and herms).

>>114318

i like to imagine hypers only go hyper when they're pent up. like maybe 3-5 days without ejaculating. so they'd go from something like picture 2 after a day, to something like picture 1 after the second day, and picture 3/4/5 after the third where moving becomes borderline impossible without first unloading their balls on something or someone, a very very lucky someone. with the result of a week of abstinence being something like these pictures, as in, someone getting filled whether they like it or not.

to stop this from happening they'd have to consistently keep themselves unloaded by virtue of ejaculating every 2 to 4 hours, making them particularly horny in the morning and prone to repeated nocturnal emissions.

>>114319

a herm with no pussy is just a man with tits. not that i would say no to them as long as they look feminine enough. however, futanaris should definitely be able to impregnate and be impregnated. futa with no balls is just a crime against good taste.

>>114320

that shitty fucking game is still being updated like every other shitty western text game where the creator doesn't know what the fuck hes doing so keeps throwing shit in the pile and compiling it all together every month except for paraphore, paraphore was a miracle of western porn text games. a functional finished product. not a common sight these days.

speaking of i used to really like Urta, probably my favorite character in CoC back when i still bothered to pay attention to it. but i dont really remember her wanting to be a mother, i only remember she was a horny horse-dicked borderline-hyper herm that drank a lot and was the captain of the city guard.

>>114320

>There's a superstition that's been around for thousands of years: allowing a pregnant herm frequent release into the father will greatly reduce complications during childbirth

>Nobody knows which of the sexes started this myth

>on a completely unrelated note herm on herm partnerships tend to result in large families

>>114319

>wanting to fuck (Or be fucked by) a guy

TBH I think its less of an issue with insecurity and more of the concept that a vagina is part of being female in the first place.

>pic related

LOL that again.

>>114321

>a herm with no pussy is just a man with tits.

This exactly

>shitty fucking game

CoC? It's been finished for years now, especially since Fenoxo stopped working on it himself. TiTs is a fucking shitshow though, it started off well but its a total mess now. Honestly Fenoxo should just take a 1 yearhiatus from updating, finish the main story or at least progress it significantly and only then add on extra stuff, THEN release it. But hey, if it isn't Bethesda fucking us over, it's EA, so why should Fenoxo be any different?

>i dont really remember her wanting to be a mother, i only remember she was a horny horse-dicked borderline-hyper herm that drank a lot and was the captain of the city guard.

She had an entire separate quest dedicated to her and tied into several other characters. Essentially you keep fucking her drunk and with certain prompts you get an option to get her to snap out of it eventually. This leads to her getting closer to you for taking care of her and being kind and she starts confiding in you about how she was cursed with infertility and having this horsedick in general. eventually through investigation you learn that she's a vessel of a cock-demon who was involuntarily put in her and gave her the cock but without fertility or virility. When you finally bring this information to Urta you can take an option and play as her to defeat several enemies and reach some items to be used in a ritual to separate her from the demon (freeing it from her body and her from her infertility). After the ritual you can impregnate her or get impregnated, after which she or you eventually give birth and lives in town with her 2 kids and a nanny. During Pregnancy Urta has mood swings and if you go too long between visits she hogties you and fucks you full of cum, (pic 1 related).

> hypers only go hyper when they're pent up

Yep perfect explanation as to how a well-packaged herm can go about looking like a normal female without any elephantine bulges. Best example I can think of is a 'Nuki like Kiro from TiTs, (pic 2 related).

>>114324

>typical female

Totally true.

>my kind

Well I'd hops so considering what thread you're posting in, lol.

>give it another go sometime

Sure, though I recommend turning on debug function and using only normal mode (try using some of the special names too, they're fun). The game is long and requires a good grind (took me 2 months to get Level 110 and finally beat Lethice, after I fulfilled all the other side-quests. There are some new updates every once in a while but I prefer playing the version from 1 and a half years ago (e621 has it). A new team is making a CoC 2, mostly separate from Fenoxo but its only recently made.

>>114326

Really? Now that's something I didn't know. Links to some threads?

>>109375

>>109285

>>109284

whatever happened to this comic with the 6 million OCs?

>>114381

i like the idea of a large party full of very well endowed herms, but the whole thing with miniature humans is just offputting and weird. thats such a waste of OCs considering he made that many.

>what's with the oversized dinoball fest?

oh thats one of sauralizardqueens commissions. hes a writefag who pays for illustrations of his stories where hyper dinosaurs and whatnot fuck and cum inflate each other with enhanced semen and breastmilk that makes one become progressively more hyper with each load becoming subservient to a hivemind of dinosaurs that seeks to turn the whole universe into hyper titty lizards lactating and cumming 24/7. you know average furfag stuff.

he has a thing for jurassic park OCs.

>>114272

>>114253

speaking of this sharkslut

I know valentines past. But if you took a herm out on a date, what would you do with her? Go to the beach? Go to a restaurant for expensive food? Maybe go camping for the weekend?

I think the basics would at least consist of some simple things; Dinner, movie, walking home, ending with being railed on the bed.

>>114810

probably go straight to the sex. skip the dinner, there's enough sustenance in those balls to feed us both.

Imagine:

>Being a 'normie' in the day

>Weekend nights clean up and go to the dark areas of the herm part of the town

>Look for predatory herms, 'hunting for prey'

>Play up innocent looks to be approached and taken by one or even a group

>Spend night being railed, ridden and filled

>Sleep tight at the end

>Sneak off in the morning

<End up with lots of illegitimate kids

>>114810

I would try to woo her first before hand. Take her out to a romantic dinner and then make sweet love to her all night long. I wrote an entire fan fic about what I wanted to do with Roxikat. You can read it here,

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/29232909/

>>115066

i'd love to go on a date with Phrase when shes at around the size of pictures 1 2 and 3. before she inevitably goes into the size of, and subsequently does to me whats shown in pictures 4 and 5 once we get back home from the date.

>>115066

Pic related pops out at you from the shadows of a dark alleyway one night, what do hfur?

Give her headpats and ear scratches. If she's a good girl, hold her hand.

>>115074

>Pic 4 and 5

Having a rubber-band pelvis must be useful.

As a side note where are pics 1, 4 and 5 from anyway, they don't show up on any booru.

>>115067

Can't tell if this is ironic or not. I seems too invested to be a troll.

>>114888

>cumslut gets trips

MFW

>>114816

>probably spill my spaghetti and cum after saying hi

Top kek, that would be hilarious to see and depressing

>>115148

Pull out a bun, some ketchup and mustard and start eating.

>>115188

>cant tell if ironic or not

dont think so, he has a whole page dedicated to roxicat, its his waifu i guess and he's dedicated to her.

>cumslut

damn right. i'd swim in it if a hyper futa was kind enough to fill a large pool for me. or just fill me instead. that'd be ok too.

>pic1 4 an 5

i actually delved into furaffinity's shitty search function to find more of Phrase, because i find her incredibly arousing. im sure you can find them all if you look there.

>>115230

>a whole page dedicated to roxicat

This is /fur/ and all, but that's a little cringe TBH.

>i'd swim in it if a hyper futa was kind enough to fill a large pool

<or just fill me instead

Why not both? If she can fill a pool, she can fill you along with it.

>furaffinity

Whelp, time to get my hazmat suit and paper bags.

>she sucks your dick

>you suck her blood

how quickly the tide turns

>>115252

True, unfortunately.

>>115288

>hold my hand

>fuck my tits

>call me beautiful

One of these is not like the others

>>115289

yeah its easy to see too

>hold my hand

pure lewdness that denigrates women

>fuck my tits

pure lewdness that denigrates women

>call me beautiful

extroversion that does not belong here

this is all tongue in cheek for any people who can't tell

>>115297

>coofing

What? How does drugged sex related to bat futas?

>>115148

Hang my hat and coat on it and sit down to work on my computer. Or take a seat and continue gaming.

>>115067

Totally not ironic.

>>115148

>(you) bend over

>take it hard and fast while stroking

>cum from prostate strikes and self-stroke

>run before she knots and cums herself

>get caught the next night

>brought to a hidden location

>angrily fucked, knotted and filled all night long

>become herm fucktoy ever since

<eventually start dating said herm

<get married and have a life 'n kids together

<reminisce about how it all began... with a long knotted cock sticking outta the dark at you

Through her cock, into her heart

>>115343

didnt think it would go over anyones head, you living inside a Tupperware m8?

>>115393

it was

>>115393

if you have kids with a herm, will the kids also be herms?

>>115419

>didnt think it would go over anyones head, you living inside a Tupperware m8?

I'm sorry what? Is this an echochamber joike?

>>115434

no, its a "how come you dont get this popular joke/reference everyone knows" thing.

i'll stop joking at you now since having to explain everything isn't fun. just post the girldicks.

>>115441

>i'll stop joking at you now

I don't mind the jokes it's just I wasn't aware of the context at all. I have no social media and don't read the news often so I'm out of the loop for things in-the-now. I tend to prefer puns anyway.

>>114179

lack of CTRL + F probably

>>114184

>praises Knotted HC

<posts ordinary HC

c'mon now.

>>115839

>single image

>no text

Why bump if we're safe from autodeletion? bit of a waste of space, no?

>>115441

sauce on that reaction pic?

>>114270

>>114318

Reposting a good post

>Dickgirls were meant to be bent over and fucked.

No, you unimaginative slice of white bread.

They're meant to be laid on their back.

They're meant to give you sweet futa kisses as you slowly slide your cock in.

They're meant to wrap their legs around you, forcing you to go deeper and faster.

They're meant to put their hands on your back, pressing you against their mouth and their soft, fluffy breasts.

They're meant to leak cool precum on your stomach as you hump against their throbbing erect cock.

They're meant to cloud your mind with the musk coming from those big, floppy balls.

They're meant to pant and make feminine moans into your mouth as you pick up the pace.

They're meant to lose control and spray the bottom of your chin with a torrent of semen.

They're meant to tighten up around your cock, causing you to lose control and release a torrent of your own cum inside them.

They're meant to keep holding onto in orgasmic bliss as their tail flops about wildly underneath you.

Story with the pic(s): https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jxyVEcwZRt9Wr_VO7AEei11gDwlinuRG7EnoW4zfaiI/edit

>>115066

Oh god, after all these years and Pandora & Pup are still the hottest furries ever

>ywn get attacked by mimikyu

>ywn get pulled into her disguise, smothered by her tits

>ywn feel her getting harder, first on your dick then damn near up to your chest

>ywn feel her mouth envelop yours, sharp teeth threatening more drastic measures if you scream too soon

>ywn get dragged into a mysterious ghost dimension while she shadow sneaks her rod between your legs, entirely supporting the weight of your body on her cock

>ywn black out while the two of you play rough for a subjective eternity

>ywn wake up in an empty field with an unfamiliar but very much occupied pokeball beside you

Reposting someone's Weird Fucking Idea of horrifying intrigue:

>Imagine herms ingest nanobots which travel to their testicles and mix in with their semen upon ejaculation, getting absorbed into a bottom's body and forming an indelible symbol on their skin. A permanent hickey that could be traced back to the one who did it.

<Bottoms would have to be wary of girls that did this kind of thing, adding the prospect of humiliation and exposure should they be lying about it, or if the condom breaks, or doesn't pull out.

>A single mark to indicate a love of herm-cock, readable via NFC or as a QR code. All anyone would have to do is point their cell phone at you to reveal exactly who's dumped their cum into you; A literal cumdump barcode.

>It could also, maybe, measure the sheer amount of cock and cum taken too if you want to go with that kind of marker. Turn you into a regular little biosexbot. Get credit(s) depending on the stats or lack thereof

<Imagine sluts having contests in who gets the highest numbers in their tattoos

>Used as a way for people to assess potential partners based on how many (or few) partners they've been taken by previously.

<You could have big-dicked herms roaming the streets, bars and clubs on virgin hunts, looking to add as many as possible to the list of anal cherries they've popped

<Other herms with near-hyper rods looking up size queens to handle them

The future of hermdom

>>106483

>>112223

delivery

>Amazonian hermaphrodite

>She's almost twice your height

>Your face is right at crotch-level

>She's well-endowed

>She enjoys her size

>You do too

>But she also likes talking with you eye-to-eye

>Somewhat difficult, for obvious reasons

>She doesn't kneel down though

>She has her ways

>She's well-built

>A single hand under your butt is all it takes to hoist you up

>And if she's aroused, you've got a perfect seat on her cock

>Her erections are strong enough to support your weight

>So long as you keep her in the mood, you won't slip off

>Hardly an issue when your slightest movements make her shiver and moan

>She'll always make a token effort to keep the conversation going

>But you can hear the desire in her voice

>You can smell her arousal

>You can feel her purr in delight at your closeness

>No matter how much she tries to fight it

>It always seems to end with you both in the bedroom

Join her bootcamp

>Towers over everyone

>Strong enough to move guns that need 3 or more men

>Complete hard-ass to the recruits

>Lives up to her reputation as a big, scary predator

>...

>And is also the biggest softie

>Goes without saying.

>Big girls come with even bigger packages

>But in private, she's the sweetest girl around

>Opens up to you, and you alone

>Lives up to the "teddy bear" stereotype most of her species is known for

>Completely engulfs you when cuddling

>Even when you're the "big" spoon, you really aren't

>Loves working out with you

>You spot for her, even though she never needs it

>Loves it when you arm her howitzer

>Loves firing her howitzer into you at point-blank range

1)

>Dog MILF and her son go to a convention

>They split off to do their own thing

>Being the cosplay snob that she is, dog milf is dressed in an accurate barbarian queen outfit she put a lot of effort into

>She spots another cosplayer in a far skimpier barbarian queen outfit getting way more attention

>Angry and just a tad jealous, she smooth talks the thot into going back to her hotel room to talk about their costumes in private

>As they walk along, dog milf finds out the catgirl knows nothing about the franchise and pieced the "costume" together in a day because a donator gave her 500 dollars to do it then post pics of her taking it off

>Once they're alone, dog milf practically rips the bikini armor off the kitty and throws her on the bed

>She rips off her own fur skirt to reveal her throbbing cock

>As she fucks the pussy's pussy, she records the sex on the cat's phone & gets into character, talking with an accent and finishing off with the barbarian queen's battle cry

>Before the thot can react, the milf gets to round 2, filling her mouth and coating her chest with spunk

>As a final "fuck you", she sends the video to the thot's followers

>As she walks to her room, her soaked cock flopping for all to see, she gets a call from her son

>The catgirl's 500 dollar donation was from him

2)

>Lindsey was having a bad fourth of july

>First she left her money meant for fair food at home

>Then her phone cracked while she was texting her twin to bring some over

>And now she was at the park, forced to take a detour because of the parade

>Exhausted & frustrated, she did what any other doggie dickgirl would do

>Find a secluded corner of the park and jerk off while everyone was busy with the fireworks

>A quick bush wank later and she was ready to go home, hungry and cranky

>Then she looked at her crotch

>A little maneuvering and a helpful tree later, she had her ass in the air and her cock in her face

>She licked at the tip tenatively

>Then hungrily

>As she felt her climax coming, she stopped

>Took a deep breath

>And thrust her dick straight into her maw

>The alien sensation of autofellatio was too much

>She felt her knot expand as she came, swallowing her load greedily

>Tired after two successive orgasms, Lindsey laid down on the grass

>Or she would, if her mouth wasn't knotted

>Anxiety rising, she tried her best to calm herself, slow the blood flow

>Then she hears a familar voice

>Her sister, Sharon, with the fair money

>Their conversation is one-sided, as Lindsey's mouth is too full of cock to speak

>Sharon decides the only way to help is to exhaust Lindsey entirely

>She tries to protest, but her cries fall on deaf ears as Sharon undresses and fucks her stuck sister's ass

>The arousal makes Lindsey hard again, more cum filling her mouth

>Sharon finishes off, blowing her load in her sister's ass

>The twins get up and go home

>Or, they would

>If they weren't both knotted

3)

>The local kingdom's princess has been stuck in her home for most of her life

>Worse, she is forbidden from copulating, especially with her... "deviations"

>One night after succumbing to her temptations and fucking a servant, she decides to go on the run

>In the neighboring lands, where she is not as well known, she discovers a brothel and finds it quite enticing

>She joins it and becomes a popular part of it

>The Half-Woman, The Beauty With A Beast, The Peckered Princess, the nicknames went on

>Many a woman bore her child, and she lavished the life of pleasure she lived to the point she didn't even care if her body was exposed

>Then her family finds out

>Be anon, Arrive in (futa)questria a few years ago. First friend/guide and later partner is the famous Twilight

>Visit Twilight 1 day for some advice and potions

>Realize that you have nothing to pay with at the moment, ask if you can put it on credit

>Twilight instead suggests 'alternative' payment; helping her with an experiment

>Agree, and follow her up the stairs, go to her bedroom instead of the lab

>She gives you a strange, new potion, smelling like vanilla n' mint

>Feel intense heat in the gut soon after, like the sore burn after intense exercise

>"Oh you're going to get some exercise anon, but first..."

>Twilight pushes you to the floor and climbs over you, tangy cock wetly smearing its wide tip into your face

>Resignedly give it a kiss, and start licking and nibbling the edges, fingers strumming the with the medial ring with practice

>Finally rewarded with a short shot of cum. Wipe and swallow it away, get up to go

>"No, not yet; on hands n' knees in the bed"

>Take position, Twilight vanishing the clothes. Feel her clamber over, chest and belly pressing into your back, every heavy breath easy to feel

>Her rod saws between your legs and rubbing your dwarfed cock with its pulsing slick length before backing up

>You feel her giant tube press the backdoor like a freight train raring to go

>Experience/magic let you relax as it pushes... finally popping its crown inside

>With that out of the way the hammering begins, it was years since exceeding gentleness was needed

>Her cockhead stretched and scraped back and forth inside you, medial ring tapping your ring like an electric shock

>A few more hits later and it popped in too, providing the final stretch

>As your collective breathes became ragged and the thrusts erratic, You hear something shocking

>"Bear my children and marry me!"

>Before you can even open your mouth, she's hilted, and your voice strangles with orgasm, as she unloads inside you, the hot stickiness flooding your insides in a white flash

>When its all over you angrily ask what the hell 'that' was about and get an explanation of how she was experimenting with a universal fertility potion

>You ask what she was thinking just popping that off on someone without consent and find her unabashedly reminding you of your rather open relationship with her

>You roll your eyes and leave in a huff; you wouldn't talk for a month with her

>2 months after returning to speaking terms, you are vomiting and feeling bloated

>...Great, it worked

2-3)

>Everyone knows the rumors

>The new teacher, the calico, is a herm

>Cock so big it goes between her tits!

>Balls so full of cum you can hear them sloshing when she jogs!

>Libido so wild she can fuck every woman in school in a row twice over!

>But nobody would say that to her face

>Nobody was bold enough to say it out loud, "teacher's got a cock!"

>Nobody brave enough to find out the truth

>Except for Abby

>One rainy day, when the class is let out early, she hides in one of the closets and waits

>Sure enough, the teacher comes back, a stack of papers in hand

>At first, she seems to be grading them as usual, then she stops, goes to the door, and locks it

>She meticulously goes to each window, covering each one up as much as possible

>Finally, she grabs a metal bucket and returns to her desk

>Abby thinks that this is a waste of time, that she's gonna get caught

>Then the teacher's hands move under the desk

>The faint sound of a zipper undone, a huff of relief, and a slight scooch of a chair

>She continues grading papers with one hand, another hand staying below

>Teacher sighs and breathes erratically, before dropping her pen and reaching down

>Abby carefully takes out her phone and starts recording

>The calico moans in ecstasy as the telltale sound of fluid hitting metal rings out

>She sighs in blissful relief, reaching up and licking off a stray strand of fluid.

>Abby watches in awe as the teacher gets out of her seat, and pulls down her pants

>Her now flaccid cock and low hanging balls sway, exposed, as she shakes her rump

>The cat herm walks around the classroom, her loins exposed to Abby and her camera

>She lifts her sack then plops it on a desk

>Smirking, she rubs her member until it's at full mast

>Large enough to go between her tits

>She moves on, walking past Abby

>The faint slosh of spooge audible to the girl

>Finally, she sits on the middle desk in the back row

>Abby's desk

>She spreads her legs wide as she starts wanking with both hands

>As she masturbates her massive milf meat, she moans unabashed

>The calico tilts her cock and lets loose a massive rope of cum that hits the white board

>As Abby stares wide eyed, her phone buzzes with a text message

>This spooks the entranced girl, making her push open the closet door

>Which spooks the teacher, who lets go of her cumming cock

>It slaps her in the face and flails wildly, a stray rope of jizz hitting Abby in the face, spooking the girl further, making her drop her phone in the process

>After a moment of panic and confusion, the teacher demands to know why Abby was hiding in her class

>Abby responds by demanding to know why her teacher was wanking in the classroom

>She retorts by taking the girl's phone

>Teacher blackmails Abby, demanding that she helps relieve her needs or risk expulsion for sneaking into school

>The girl relents, powerless without evidence

>A week later, as Abby is getting bent over the teacher's desk and taking the massive cock, a girl gets caught also trying to find out if the rumors were true

>As she lays in a puddle of jizz, she sighs

>Maybe she will find out if her teacher can fuck every woman in the school

>In a row

>Twice over

>>117673

>I prefer furries possessing genitalia of the purported species, it makes them seem more "real". Mismatched junk breaks the illusion, especially human-style genitalia on a non-primate, that just makes the whole thing seem like someone in a costume.

<t.zoophile

But in all honesty the reason this is rarely used on ANY furries is as stated in >>114178

It's mostly just meat-tubes of slightly differing shapes and it rarely does much for furries to be hung up on it. You're wacking off to animals with humanesque features, especially here on a herm thread, you're already far from realistic.

>>117512

>>116436

Why are pic 1 for both posts hidden? They're clothed and SFW.

I bet it would feel amazing to be balls deep in her as she cums. It'd be possible to hit both her g-spot and her prostate at the same time if you're pounding her pussy and feeling her balls slapping against yours would probably be enough to make her pop regardless. She might become a dedicated bottom if you do it just right, making her cock burst all over herself as she moans in bliss, shuddering with pleasure as your cum fills her tight pussy to the brim.

>tfw ywn feel your balls prodding against hers as you bottom out in her pussy

>ywn feel her balls clench as she cums like a fire hose as you pump ropes of seed deep in her greedy pussy.

>ywn give her a reach-around to make her cum even harder as she begs you to breed her.

>ywn be told that you're going to be a father by her and celebrate by fucking her silly until she's a happy, cum-stuffed, sticky mess.

>ywn gently fall asleep with your cock still inside her as she faints from the sheer pleasure.

>ywn surprise her in the morning with a lovingly prepared breakfast and a smooch on her lips.

A happy herm is a cum-filled herm. Be sure to fuck your herm senseless every day for optimal prostate health! Side effects include: Pregnancy, cuddles, spontaneous role reversals, cum addiction, hand holding fetishes, overly productive testicles, hugs-n-kisses, marriage, frottage, and more. Consult your doctor before using Herm-Puss.

>I'm Pickle-pee and this is Pump-a-rum

>Which one of us would you like to pump-ur-bum?

>Herm girl catches you staring her bulge

>Walks over, grinning

>Pushed your head into her crotch

>Smothering you in the musk of her cock and balls

>She pulls away and laughs as she notices you own bulge

>While you’re still stunned she grabs your phone and puts in her number

>”If you want the full experience, call me and ask me to dinner.”

Later

>Married /fit/ futa

>She's healthy as a horse

>Hung like one too

>Still hasn't peaked, despite her already impressive physique

>Constantly pushes herself further

>As far as you can tell, it's another way of her trying to impress and woo you

>As if you needed any more of a reason to love her

>You spot her, for all the good it does

>You couldn't lift her size weights if you tried, but she appreciates the gesture

>She just loves having your junk right next to her face, she admitted

>Gets her excited for the last part of your workout

>All the sweat and burn makes sex all the sweeter

>She's whipped you into shape in more ways than one

>You could hardly fit her cock into your mouth when you two first got frisky

>Now you've gotten great at suppressing your gag reflex, relaxing your muscles, and making her cum hard.

>Admittedly, you still weren't as far down on her shaft as you'd like to be, but she gets so excited when she sees you break a record.

>She's been meticulously tracking how much of her length you've taken in her journal.*

>You'll never forget the time she first drew the measurements out on her erection.

>You're pretty sure she just liked the way the marker felt on her sensitive bits.

>You called it dorky.

>She wouldn't let you off until you forced yourself to take an inch more that day.

>That was a good night.

*Imagine having kids and they find this after you're dead

>”Did you just now forget she popped six of us out of her-“

“I am very much aware of how babies are made, thank you.”

>”Well, what’d you think was the case?”

“Look, I-“

>”That we all happened by accident? Is that it?”

“Stop laughing, Sis. I’m just saying I didn’t expect this.”

>”I walked in on them doing it once. Got burned into my retinas.”

“Okay, okay, I get it.”

>“Mom was topping that night.”

<”Man, you wouldn’t believe how fuckin’ hard she was going at it.”

“For fuck’s sake…”

>”Took her like, twenty seconds before she realized I was in the doorway and Dad finally got her attention.”

“That doesn’t sound like a good thing, you know.”

>”When I was young, yeah, I was pretty damn confused what they were doing.”

“What’d they tell you?”

>”Dad told me he and Mom were wrestling and working out in the bedroom.”

“Heh…”

<“Kinda stereotypical.”

”Well, I believed it. Didn’t lose any sleep over it.”

>”Look, I’m just saying they really loved each other alright? Like, they REALLY loved each other. I can’t stress that enough.”

“…”

<“I know…”

“If they ever argued, it sure wasn’t ever in front of us.”

>”They did, according to Mom’s journal here.”

“Really? When?”

>”Eh, I’m only a few years in.”

>”Big stuff like car payments or what house to get.”

>”They just made up by fuckin’.”

“Of course they did.”

>”Mom did not spare the details. She's got photo of 'levels'”

“Dare I ask what your winking implies?”

>”Near daily updates of how many inches of her dick Dad could take.”

“Fuckin’ Christ…”

>”Hoo, lemme tell you, Mom was hung.”

<”Bigger’n Melody, if you can believe it.”

“This may come as a surprise, but I didn’t spend my childhood staring at Mom’s crotch.”

>“Or our big sister’s, for that matter.”

<”Well, I have. We’re all pretty good on that front.”

>"Tons'a photos in here too! Look!"

"Oh boy"

>C'mon, you can take it. Look. You can handle one of these packages, right?

<"I count five."

>I've been at it for a while.

<"I only heard you cum once."

>Uh-

<"And you're not even done with that one."

>Well that's just-

<"You didn't even wipe the messes off the floor."

>Please! I'll pull out when you get too full! I promise!

<"I will literally die."

>I'm a cartoon! You'll just blow up like a balloon for an hour then you'll be fine.

<"I thought you said you'd pull out."

Cut to her nearly trampling you before locking the door behind you and your soon to be dead ass.

>>98666

>Species

Griffon

>Height

She's big in every way possible and towers over everyone at 8 and a half feet

>How hung is she

Almost 20 inches long and thicker than a tennis ball container

Very large breasts

>Personality and quirks

Extremely gentle; Concerned with accidentally hurting others. Part of her is ashamed she's so big

Too big to penetrate anything but the biggest of toys, but she's mostly fine with that. The idea of climaxing while flying really turns her on

Wants to be a mother

>Dom? Sub?

Maybe 80% sub and 20% dom. You both know she can always take charge, and once or twice a week she does.

Enjoys hugging you close to her crotch, and likes the playful (and ineffective) struggle snuggle from your end.

Fond of you simply laying atop her, using her breasts as pillows, as you watch a cheesy movie.

Some Yu-Gi-Oh dragon stuff