No.117684 
I never understood why other furfags want so badly to fuck Vaporeon. Why is that? What about its features gives you a big ass hard-on /fur/? I dont get it.
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No.117686
>>117684
She's a gusher, literally. And permanently wet. And she has sleek furless dolphin skin.
All the Eevelutions are quite popular though, I don't know why you single out Vaporeon.
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No.117687
Because I'm that desperate for interaction with other people, I found it as one bandwagon I was welcomed into.
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No.117688
>>117684
See the beginning of People Ruin Pokemon, by ElvistheAlien, he goes over a post about Vaporeon in the very beginning.
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No.117883
>>117684
Soft. Smooth. No disgusting dog vagina even in the art of people who fetishize that. Sliding your hands and face along his/her thighs would be heavenly. And nothing but a smooth, soft, taut slit to worship. No gross minge fur. No mess when cumming on them. And that thick, fat tail to hug while you pound them.
Not to mention the sensual association with water.
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No.117886
>>117686
>she
87.5% male anon.
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No.117895
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No.117897
>>117883
>no disgusting dog vagina
Anon i'm afraid you have astral autism
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No.117903
sometimes, tapering is better
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No.118085
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more
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No.118086
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No.118114
>>118086
>Aaaaah let me post my cope in every thread!!!!
Ok, thanks for the bump
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No.118128
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No.118656
I find especially the thick tail very attractive.
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No.118658
>>118085
As a kid and teen I could never relate to scenes in TV shows where they made fun of dweebs who knew every detail about fantasy fictional universes they were nerdy fans of. I thought acting like that should be an admirable thing.
But now I get. It's just a fictional character made in like 1995 for a childrens' card game and dinky gameboy game. Your interest in it should not have lasted past sixth grade. Yet fans have put a thousandfold more effort into dissected every last detail of the fictional universe than the creators ever put into making it. It's so lame.
Stop fapping to the blue dolphin cat from a Japanese childrens card game ya dweebs.
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No.118666
>>118658
>But now I get. It's just a fictional character made in like 1995 for a childrens' card game and dinky gameboy game. Your interest in it should not have lasted past sixth grade. Yet fans have put a thousandfold more effort into dissected every last detail of the fictional universe than the creators ever put into making it. It's so lame.
So what? It's fun. And hot. Just because you've been brainwashed into thinking that fun is bad, doesn't actually make it bad.
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No.118670
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No.118686
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No.118889
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No.119332
>>117886
how worthless. the odds off being male on the site is 90% minimal.
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No.119333
>>117897
for NOT wanting to fuck doggina? You think you're not an autist for wanting to?
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No.120440
I hope you are just shitposting and understand what a meme is.
its a meme, theres nothing else to it
>Dawkins conceived of memes as the cultural parallel to biological genes and considered them, in a manner similar to “selfish” genes, as being in control of their own reproduction and thus serving their own ends. Understood in those terms, memes carry information, are replicated, and are transmitted from one person to another, and they have the ability to evolve, mutating at random and undergoing natural selection, with or without impacts on human fitness (reproduction and survival).
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