No.103653 [View All]
Beside joke about they are first furry
If God Anubis are real what would he think about being porn star in modern day for furry ?
will he curse us all ?
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No.111943
Pretty sure that the Nile is supposedly fertile because Osiris had his cock sliced off and thrown into it. Sacred nullo.
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No.111948
>>103916
don't mean do as you want, faggot
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No.111973
>>103653
No. I was referencing Crowley who says "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." Did you mean, don't you mean? Bitch
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No.114985
Giant Anubis Statues, Ancient Egypt, Universal Studios, Singapore
really nice...hehe don't ya think ? (^_-;;)
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No.115000
Daily reminder that an anagram for "Anubis" is "bi anus".
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No.115003
>>103653
Anubis guides the souls of the dead to the afterlife, if he had sex at all it would most likely be with a fertility goddess and it would be in a celebration of life.
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No.115005
>>115003
>Anubis guides the souls of the dead to the afterlife
That means he gets the pick of the litter. Fallen angels had sex with the daughters of man, no?
What kind of self-respecting canine saves himself for missionary position on his honeymoon?
It must become a boring job after a few millennia. He would know the beings of the earth better than any god.
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No.115051
>Egypt Thread
<all about Anubis
Give the other gods some love
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No.115079
>>115051
Anubis
God of great sleep
I wish to sleep with you
I feel you because I want you to be real
Are those your hands on my ass?
Muuurrrroooow
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No.115154
>>115079
This should not be arousing as it is.
>>115123
What?
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No.115360
Transformative powers of Anubis species
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No.115619
File: d4909495d1ba92d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,295.29 KB,855x1280,171:256,d9cb1fea13fa6f765b590319cd….jpg)
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No.115621
File: 29a0cc2508ce7ab⋯.png (Spoiler Image,759.65 KB,835x1648,835:1648,3041894_ern_rg_wars_-_anub….png)
Speaking of Anubis. Harmarist please finish this game and the other one too.
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No.115683
>>115621
But the game is finished, anon...?
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No.115684
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No.115685
>>115684
Well maybe I shouldn't say "far from." Apparently the demo has some substance to it, taking a cursory glance at the comments. I should get around to trying it.
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No.115688
>>115685
The demo's pretty great but it only has three dungeons and an "overworld". Harmarist clearly has more planned to do.
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No.115697
I wish to become female so that I may be healed by the seed of Anubis and bear his fruit
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No.116526
>No Miraj
Too much dog here for an EGYPT thread
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No.116540
>>115688
>aw rats
What a racist.
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No.116543
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No.116544
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No.116547
>>116543
Back, broken. Seriously, even a cat would be hard pressed to even attempt that.
>>116544
This is truly awesome an image, but the sheer realism makes it terrifying
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No.116552
>>103653
For instance, Bastet was a sex goddess
No, the ancient Egyptians weren't autistic and taboo'd sex but the contrary
We're basically praising them
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No.116553
>>116544
That loser got stabbed.
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No.116554
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No.116555
This is now a temporary Magic the Gathering thread.
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No.116556
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No.116557
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No.116558
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No.116559
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No.116560
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No.116577
I'm torn between animal sand rulers and native american totems, they don't seem very connected in history... who had the true animal spirit gods? Do we have to go by morality? I've been high for 4 days but I need a new religion to not really follow accurately but obsess over and waste my reading time.
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No.116604
>>116577
Atheistic hinduism. It's gnostically insightful without being oppressively dogmatic and anti-naturalistic (e.g. christianity's homophobia and speciesism/animal treatment)
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No.116686
>>116577
Slavic Paganism is the way
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No.116692
>>116686
Slavic paganism is just ancient fanfiction.
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No.116694
>>116692
>existed for thousands of years before Christianity
>created based on East-European shamanism
<fanfiction
No
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No.116748
>>116694
>the Christian idea of a sky daddy is ridiculous!
>let's replace him with a dozen sky daddies instead... and each of them governs only a specific natural phenomenon, like the fucking X-men
>we wuz faeries n trees n shiet
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No.116751
>>116748
<the Christian idea of a sky daddy is ridiculous!
Where did I say this?
<we wuz faeries n trees n shiet
You don't even know what the 'we wuz' meme is even used for seeing how incorrectly you're applying it.
<a dozen sky daddies
Imagine talking shit about polytheism when you don't even know how its formed
The main difference between most polytheistic religions and monotheistic religions is that generally, polytheistic gods are not omnipotent, meaning that people don't go through existential crises of "if god is all powerful, why does he allow so much suffering" and "if god is all seeing and knows all, then why do any of our choices matter?"
It's why the Greeks had the 3 fates and oracles who glimpsed the future but could not determine it in full detail.
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No.117713
Anyone have that pic of an anubis like dog sitting in a air-plane seat and it looks like its head is on someones body?
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No.117748
>>103661
There's @NaughtyAnubis on twitter. They do some hot stuff, but i'm not bothered to dig into the barrage of Soy Political bullahit that they spit out. I don't want to hear "BLM!!!11!1!1" every few seconds when i'm there to jerk off. But that's just twitter, i guess. There's a reason we hate it.
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No.117753
>>117748
>t i'm not bothered to dig into the barrage of Soy Political bullahit that they spit out. I don't want to hear "BLM!!!11!1!1" every few seconds when i'm there to jerk off. But that's just twitter, i guess.
>There's a reason we hate it.
Fucking this m8
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No.117870
>>103653
Would be 'miring
Antifur autists and others mocking him he'd curse through
Also Bastet, the goddess of pleasures and fertility, would absolutely admire
Egyptians had the biggest fixation with cats in particular
They were likely visited by lyrans where they began to seed Earth
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No.118138
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No.118542
I feel like Anubis' depiction and attitude in Gargoyles was probably one of the most unique and thought provoking portrayals in popular fiction. His nihilism and worldview truly reflects an impartial death god.
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No.119075
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No.119327
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No.119346
File: f67f7f017fad584⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,324.71 KB,1280x853,1280:853,anchee_5100ff5fed15963852f….jpg)
Forgive me wolf lord, I have taken thy name in vain [on the internet]
>>118542
I liked Gargoyles but didn't remember him in there at all, thanks for pointing it out
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No.119347
>>117748
We could set up a tutorial to run Mastodon over P2P networks like IPFS (if possible with some kind of adapter), onion, i2p, all of them if possible, with a wrapper install script and get people to host their own Mastodons easily, like they did with free https certs. I got that idea from a friend. If we made it really easy to setup and use, we could take down twitter and take the fandom back we lost from the heavy censorship. The furries are techies so I know y'all can do this, I can but take me awhile, more the merrier. Fuck Jack!
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No.119990
>spam threads are up
>decent threads dropping down catalog.
Fucking hell
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