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File: 48a32964183d9db⋯.jpg (89.62 KB,1200x706,600:353,SamHyde.jpg)

 No.10720

How the fuck do you grow a beard that doesn't look like literal pubic hair?

Obviously I'm not Sam Hyde so pic related isn't me, but we have similar beards.

I've found that oils, shampoos and conditioners are all only very temporary solutions. Beard oil especially, I find that it only works for maybe 2 hours.

>lol just shave it

Not an option, I have horrendous injuries on my jaw from a childhood accident and the beard covers it.

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 No.10722

>obviously I'm not Sam Hyde

Alright, Sam. We know it's you.

Also, the best solution for you it has to be suicide, since you did not went well at the genetics lottery.

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 No.10723

A man will probably live his entire adult life with pubes, but go bald before he reaches his middle ages; some won't be able to grow facial hair. Pure chaos.

>>10720

>horrendous injuries on my jaw

Is it just a scar or some Lovecraft stuff? Anyway, consider exposing it and scaring people. Being noticeably fit would help with the intimidation. Also beard-care seems pretty reddit to me bud.

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 No.10724

>>10723

>Also beard-care seems pretty reddit to me bud.

This. I used to have a beard you could lose a badger in, and the only "beard care" required was basic personal grooming like combing it, washing it, etc. Honestly, things like the ability to grow a beard are mostly genetic.

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 No.10726

>>10724

Did femanada come back?

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 No.10727

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>>10726

Femada didn't have a beard, though that means there's new leaf in the board.

fuck

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 No.10729

it's genetic. you could try increasing your test levels and maybe it gets better. increased test will have an effect on your hairline though

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 No.10741

Trim your beard. If it looks like pubes it's too long for you and you need to try and keep it consistent across your face. Shave your neck clean, keep the beard on your face but shorten it up. Let it grow slowly. Try that before trying any boutique nonsense.

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 No.10763

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>>10727

>>10726

Not femada, just another leaf.

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 No.10764

>>10763

>being a fucking leaf

I feel sorry for you.

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 No.10769

Isn't minoxidil supposed to help?

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 No.10971

>>10720

I love Sam's beard grown out like this. I wish he would grow out the sides again.

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 No.11252

>>10971

are you me? :-O

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 No.11264

>>10720

>How the fuck do you grow a beard that doesn't look like literal pubic hair?

Shave it all off with a manual razer over and over again till it no longer looks like weasle hair.

Now is the perfect time to get your beard going because everywhere is making it mandatory to wear a mask so they arent gonna see your horrendous facial injuries.

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