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Administering Disorder through Order to keep the Sacred Chao balanced.

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 No.2036 [View All]

In this thread people come up with ways to create CHAOS in their lives.

Method 1.

When a bus drives past you, throw it with your mobile device.

Method 2.

Tell all your friends you got locked up in a mental hospital and disappear for a month.

Method 3.

Find a new addiction. Preferably something non-addictive.

Method 4.

Print some missing-posters with your face.

Method 5.

Try a career in politicks

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 No.2130

>>2129

>implying the gods are same race as the people that thought them up

they are absolutely fuckin divine

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 No.2131

https://archive.li/SknNR

https://matrix.org/blog/2019/04/11/security-incident/

>name a server "eris"

>get pwnd

literally asking for it

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 No.2132

>>2130

Greek pantheon is actually an erisian schism caused by Eris taking a tad too many magic mushrooms and developing side personalities. Also I can guarantee that Eris is black, like all the other Gods. White is the color of the Devil.

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 No.2133

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>>2108

Reading a book is automatically an endorsement of its author?

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 No.2134

>>2133

>shadman

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 No.2136

The concept of counter-culture is so mainstream it's laughable. That's why every second sociology/politics student self-identifies as marxist. That's also why the "new" counter-culture is conservative. Because people recognize the cyclical nature of life, but still cling to their utopianism of "if the other side would shut up all would be perfect". Every culture wants to be counter because the idea of david vs goliath is deeply entrenched and the fucking neo-liberalists are the slimiest motherfuckers on earth.

You guys want real chaos? Get into magick, learn words of power, spray-paint "secret" names and formulas, sigils and the like. You'd be amazed the changes a person goes through just by seeing one of these words once.

Alternatively, if that's too much of a hustle, just ask people "which colour will it be?" and watch their terror as you treat all of the colours, especially their favourite one, equally. I once told a corbynista that I don't consider the term "fascist" necessarily an insult because it just means that you have your shit together. She stared in confusion for a good while and changed the topic to "something something donald trump muh criminal" to which I said "Hillary became a multi-millionaire in office, I never knew the salaries of politicians go that high". Then I used the magic word "controlled opposition/dialectic" and told her how most major wars are financed and armed on both sides by the same party, how the Windsors are german, the Balfour declaration was adressed to lord Rothschild for the entering of the USA into WWI, Lenin was financed by germans, both Hitler and Mao were financed by industrialists, etcetc. Historia is our best friend in these things. The real enemy is the one who makes people think that you can choose either disorder or order, pentagon or apple. On that note I am also the enemy because I am also an accelerationist. The funny thing is, the eschaton never comes anyways so don't bother. Just have fun anons.

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 No.2137

>>2136

>The real enemy is the one who makes people think that you can choose either disorder or order, pentagon or apple.

Signal boosting this. The game is meaningless if the ball doesn't get thrown back and forth.

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 No.2138

>>2136

Don't believe in magick bullshit.

I think it's funny to bunch to bunch all countercultures up and take them to their extremes.

Do whatever's not greyface.

In the same sense i want to bring chaos to chaos and completely rework Discordianism to fit the modern niche.

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 No.2139

>>2136

Accelerationism is stupid tho, it's mostly propagated by people who couldn't keep up.

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 No.2140

>>2136

So you're saying that the Germans controlled both sides and still got conquered?

Eris heil. May she ruin all schemers.

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 No.2141

>>2140

How the fuck are germans conquered, they literally run the EU now. Also, thinking that a german aristocrat would give shit about germany is a major oversight.

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 No.2142

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>>2138

>Don't believe in magick bullshit

Something only said by one who hasn't tried it properly.

>Do whatever's not greyface

Well yes but not infront of greyface's army unless you have a deathwish and like taking whatever psychopharmaka they prescribe you. You have to know the playbook to outplay them. Doing something that's not greyface is very greyface. Just like false-flags are very fascist even though it might contradict some principle of honour. Know yourself and the enemy; 100 battles, no loss. Know only yourself; 1 victory for 1 loss.

>>2139

~~~ I wouldn't say it's stupid, it's just the most basic worldview that goes beyond left/right. Everything is speeding up, thanks in massive parts to the internet, so trying to slow it down is a fool's errand. Intentionally speeding it up is discordianism anyways because the universe is on our side and the controllers can't keep up forever. And to be honest, in my opinion discordianism is rose-coloured satanism anyways, meaning it's for people who can't keep up with the objective reality of an eternal, inter-dimensional reality

>>2140

>the Germans controlled both sides and still got conquered

Sort of, but the brits controlled both sides by the same token and are being conquered. Also >>2141 is right in saying that the german kakistocracy doesn't give a fuck about the average german, just like in every other country. They just have to hide it more behind bureaucracy and propaganda because europeans in general but the germans in particular are heavily "psychically" and culturally connected.

You guys are fighting the good fight and I love you for that. Prometheus rising and the black iron prison set me straight and I wouldn't have found any of it if it wasn't for this board. That said, I discovered for myself how vast existence is. Our brains are like two-way radios that can, with the right tuning, truly reach into the ends of the world. You can have the same effects of literally any drug without having taken the drug. Magick is absolutely real and dangerous af if you're not careful. The truth is that life is more real than you believe. Demons, angels, aliens, past lives, all of that stuff is already real and can be accessed by each of you. Don't leave the most powerful tools ever to have been created, to the world controllers. Look at the occult symbolism of those rothschild parties and tell me that it's all "just for fun". Black suns in every second netflix production, just chilling in the background, sun vs moon, prometheus, rabbits, owls, horses. No fucking way. All of these things have esoteric meaning that is deliberately hidden to ward off tourists like me lol The way of the universe is expansion and integration. Multiplicity, adversity, whatever you call it. The abyss can be your best friend if you know how.

And besides, if we're going by biblical mythology, Satan wasn't cast from heaven into hell, but onto earth. Meaning earth is hell by default. So why wouldn't you want to make a deal with the big dude? Read the game of life by Timothy Leary. Prometheus rising was based on that and RAW actually wrote some passages in that.

That said, hail Eris, ave Fortuna, salve Samael. Morituri te salutant.

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 No.2143

>>2142

Sorry for being so preachy, I just feel like everyone who has found Eris is inherently not an greyface. And it drives me nuts to see good people waste their potential out of fear. One of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard came from the matrix. "Fear is the mind-killer". We're in this shit together so we should support each other. We are winning, and I am absolutely convinced of that. There are only so many spooks, and there's an infinitude of us. Bottoms-up not top-down. There are no muggles.

Now may I ask you for your support? Just suspend your disbelief and ask yourself whether you feel not think, feel like levitation is something you could learn. Then ask yourself why you feel that way.

in all honesty, I already have your subconscious support by you potentially even reading this, but your conscious support makes it infinitely more strong, your higher self knows the truth

Back to /fringe I guess, See you all on the barricades.

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 No.2144

>>2141

>are

*were*

Their capital was taken and they surrendered (or were killed) and they all were at the mercy of the Allies. That is called being conquered.

But by doing so, they were given a blank canvas to rebuild upon with more modern knowledge, no legacy systems to slow them down like the victors had. They created a new nation from scratch, eg. well designed industrial factories, single unions for competing modes of transport so that they could settle arguments internally without striking, etc.

From the ashes rises the phoenix. Loss is victory.

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 No.2145

>>2144

Oh you... Their capital was safely stored in Switzerland, and most of the allied leaders actually liked them more than the soviets so they shoved a massive amount of money in german economy, as if to thank them for mass murdering all those filthy slavs. That isn't conquering if you ask me.

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 No.2146

>>2145

A land and its people are conquered. A king is simply replaced.

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 No.2147

>>2146

I'd still use the word "liberated"

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 No.2148

>>2145

For the record, I did mean capital city (Berlin).

Then there was the stasi crap to build character. Honestly Germans are insanely resilient. You could kill every single one and they would still come back and start an attempt to conquer Europe.

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 No.2149

>>2142

It's not a choice between accelerating or slowing down, but choice on WHAT do you accelerate. This is what most who brand themselves as accelerationists tend to miss, and then they go on spewing nazi propaganda all over the walls and the ceiling.

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 No.2150

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>>2142

Greyface's army wouldn't stand a chance agains the Eristic Horde.

Safeguard the Eristocracy!

Assemble the Anarcho-Bureaucrats!

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 No.2151

We have to accelerate, doesn't matter to me what, but I'll start throwing up if we don't enter the next phase soon.

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 No.2152

>>2151

Seasons pass as the seasons do, try attaching rockets to the equator. REMEMBER TO CHECK THE DIRECTION!!!

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 No.2153

>>2149

It isn't you're right. It is a choice however to be a general accelerationist, or a specified one. The nazi-propaganda accelerationists I would call "general" because often they're still part in one way or another of mainstream culture, through which they hope to disseminate their accelerationism. This is achieved through the simple inversion of the western post-WWII mantra "nazis evil" into "but what if nazis not-that-evil/good?", the mainstream's attitude of "if you're not 100% against (whatever is deemed fascist by authority) you're 100% fascist" into "if you're not anti-communist because Stalin and Mao, then you're anti-fascist/-capitalist/-western".

Ultimately the accelerationists' goals are anti-cosmic if left unchecked, which is why I try to be accelerationist when it comes to the most mainstream culture, but a demanifester-of-the-eschaton when it comes to stuff like this here, especially on /doomer/. Most of you won't make it into physical immortality, but the possibility of having one's name written into the grand book of deeds is here for all of us and I might aswell kill myself if I don't try atleast.

So do as yee saints and popes and holy cabbages alike have done alike for millenia, and sow some fucking chaos. On anonymous places like the chans of course, but especially on the greyface outlets. Salvation through confusion seems about right looking at the state of the world, Eris loves us

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 No.2154

>>2153

Spreading too much chaos causes one to be seen as a non-serious lunatic.

I'd suggest building up a decent reputation before you start making a mess of things.

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 No.2157

>>2154

I prefer sowing chaos. You don't just throw seeds on a field and expect a crop to grow. You have to plant that seed in the right place at the right time.

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 No.2235

>>2153

You're a pony rucker, aren't you?

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 No.2242

>>2235

I would like to concur.

>>2153

Does sound like something a pony rucker would say.

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 No.2246

>>2157

What a nice orderly metaphors you got. What next, you gonna "build" chaos? You missed the point.

Chao isn't something you make happen or control. Chao is a train that runs you over when there's no tracks. Chaos just sit there, and all you can do is PRAY that you aren't the next poor soul who gets crushed under a box of mining equipment fallen from an unlicensed helicopter.

Eris isn't your waifu. Discordia ain't nothing to fuck with. She WILL kill you, if that's what she's up to. Most of the time it just seems to be more amusing to get you locked into a mental asylum.

Anyways, to the point. You aren't sowing shit. You are trying to tell Eris what to do.

So. Does She seem like some broken submissive little girl you can boss around?

Or should you start trembling from fear?

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 No.2247

>>2246

I don't see chaos as a malicious force in itself but rather the way of things. You never have control over it. It's the luck of the draw from the way things go for yourself. Chaos is just and fair. Takes and gives as she pleases.

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 No.2249

>>2247

You're right, she isn't malicious at all. She just don't give a fuck if you die now or later. You have no more innate value in your exisentence than a dead rat has. People just have this delusion, where everything that doesn't value their life is "not good" easily transformed as "bad".

But in the common sense of justice, there is none. Chaos doesn't treat everyone equally. Or it does but it doesn't. Or is doesn't but it does. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

You are still wrong. I don't know about what anymore, but fuck you for having different thoughts than me!

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 No.2250

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 No.2256

>>2235

>>2242

roni pucker, oh baby!

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 No.2257

>>2246

>You are trying to tell Eris what to do.

Not at all. I'm doing what SHE suggests to ME, as long as it sounds like fun.

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 No.2258

>>2257

>Eris isn't your waifu

You are talking to yourself

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 No.2259

>>2258

We are all talking to our self.

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 No.2260

>>2258

Actually I think he was talking to me.

My last post was about twenty up the page but I'm still pretty certain about it.

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 No.2261

>>2258

You haven't tuned your pineal gland in to Her wavelength yet?

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 No.2267

>>2261

What you think is your pineal gland is actually a malfunctioning government microchip, that overheats and explodes if you ever end up thinking too hard.

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 No.2268

>>2267

I hit that with a power drill years ago.

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 No.2269

eris is pretty cool

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 No.2270

>>2268

Yes I know. I'm the one who had to come and fix the fucking thing.

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 No.2271

>>2270

Looks like it's time for another Black & Decker trepanning, then.

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 No.2273

>>2271

Go ahead. Every time you do that I get paid to come over.

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 No.2274

>>2273

Then quit complaining.

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 No.2275

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>>2271

>tfw no trepan gf

>>2269

Out of all the people likely to kill me, she is by far the coolest.

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 No.2280

>>2275

The greyfaceeler's cut only destroys the gemstone if it's flawed. Eris's attention will only kill you if you aren't Thinking For Yourself, Schmuck.

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 No.2281

>>2280

Ah, a new fordwilter! Ail Harris!

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 No.2282

>>2117

I can't find anything about this "αρχής Ἔρις" at all, but I'm very interested.

Eris deserves temples and a big following.

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 No.2283

>>2282

>I can't find anything about this "αρχής Ἔρις" at all

That's because I haven't written it yet.

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 No.2284

>>2283

WRITE IT! OR ELSE!

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