6968fc No.26714
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
If this two-sided die rolls a 1, Ebola is going to come to the U.S. within the next week.
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6968fc No.26715
| Rolled 1 (1d4) |
If I get a one, then op is wrong and ebola-chan comes to burgerland anyway.
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6968fc No.26716
| Rolled 4 (1d4) |
>>26715
Time to keep going. If I get another one, then she makes it to some major city, starts spreads love amongst the homeless population, and doesn't get kicked out of america by those bullies in the CDC.
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6968fc No.26717
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6968fc No.26719
| Rolled 1 (1d1) |
if i roll a 1, ebola-chan kills all the jews too
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6968fc No.26720
Good luck, Ebola-chan! The World Tour must never end!
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6968fc No.26722
| Rolled 5 (1d20) |
If I crit then Ebola-Chan makes it to the Ganges river.
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6968fc No.26723
>>26719
The more risk the better the odds of it happening, a 1d1 dice has no power!
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6968fc No.26729
| Rolled 102 (1d1024) |
If one, then ebola gets to visit india and china.
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6968fc No.26730
| Rolled 620 (1d1024) |
>>26729
Apparently you can't roll a six million sided die.
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6968fc No.26731
| Rolled 199 (1d1000) |
If trips, ebola-chan goes sightseeing in Brazil.
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