No.24602 [Last50 Posts]
>Oh, doomers, ye followers of Ryderism
>Thou shall call me the Wish Granter
>I am here to grant every single one of you one wish
>you only have to tell me what you wish for and it will be fulfilled in due time
so anons, what would you wish for?
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No.24603
And let us assume the entire process is fair and no hidden tricks like in STALKER
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No.24604
I want to have the emotional strength to tell my family to eat shit, and also give then the emotional numbness to just let me go without a shred of suffering.
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No.24607
>>24602
I want to get a hundred million+ Euro/Dollar.
Enough to get a permanent investment visa into 日本, build a nice mansion there, get a couple maids to take care of the house and my dick, a gardener, etc. and live a comfy NEET life until the great deathmatch starts. With a giant cellar especially for top-shelf liquor and premium tobacco.
Also, enough to build a skyscraper full of apartments and facilities needed for life (supermarket, electronics shop), exclusively for use by robots and a second separate one for use by hikkikomori. My theory is that their conditions are a consequence of being surrounded by normalfags and I want to test if, with no normalfags around, they'd get along.
Also enough to establish a type of Hermetic monastery, for those who want a retreat from this shitty world.
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No.24610
>>24602
a modest home on my own half-acre of land
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No.24615
>>24602
To get rid of sleep paralysis entirely. This night I woke up from 3 layers of false reality and you can't imagine how relieved I felt after I turned on light and realized I'm finally awake.
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No.24621
>>24602
> For human society to stop making something until it starts making sense.
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No.24627
>>24602
i want to wake up in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R universe like sterlok, with amnesia so i wont remember anything
but without any fate, destiny or greater aspirations
i just want to be a faceless mercenary
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No.24629
cool thread but too difficult to reveal.
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No.24630
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No.24639
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No.24640
>>24630
Hey me too, let's be freinz!11! But not here, our forbidden wincest wouldn't be accepted 'round these parts: >>>/kind/
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No.24641
>>24602
A trusted companion.
>>24607
>a giant cellar for top-shelf liquor
Liquor, huh? [disappointed fritzl noises]
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No.24642
>>24602
i wish to rule the world
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No.24643
>>24642
your wish has been granted
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No.24684
A modicum of success in any of the fields i'm in. I used to have grand delusions of power, and while that's nice to think about, it's unrealistic.
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No.24688
I would trade 10 years off of my life for a part time job that could pay the bills. Job's are just filler anyway.
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No.24689
i want to be able to travel through time
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No.24720
I either want the strength to kill myself or the means to make it through the next 30 years I have left with something decent before nature does its work for me. I can't make up my mind Wish Granter, please choose for me.
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No.24721
>>24603
>And let us assume the entire process is fair and no hidden tricks like in STALKER
in that case, check my dubs
shit thread
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No.24750
>>24602
I just want to have enough money to buy a home and have a small land to be self-sufficient(and maybe start a family). Why is the world so fucked to even wish for simple things?
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No.24751
I wish that the Wish Granter could no longer fulfill nor grant wishes.
That's my wish.
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No.24776
>>24602
i'll settle for a BO that isn't a faggot
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No.24777
I wish that I could feel a connection to other people, instead of repulsion.
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No.24803
just death, i don't like being here in existence
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No.24804
I wish for my anxiety to be gone. I just want to do things semi normally.
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No.25487
i want everyone i know to see their own sins for what they are before they get put in a fucking grave
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No.25502
I would ask to get sent back to my teenage years with everything I know now, but I know it wouldn't be worth it. Trying to make up for missed experiences is hell when your mind is chronologically 27 but everyone around you is a teenager, even if you yourself might feel like a teenager inside.
So instead I'll just ask to be brought to where I would be now if I did have all those vital experiences growing up. If I did make friends. If I did have at least one relationship. If I did share stuff I made with other people, so I could get the guidance/support I needed and allow my budding skills to grow instead of wither.
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No.25519
I would wish for a thermonuclear device to spontaneously detonate in the middle of Toronto's most densely populated area.
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No.25795
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No.25796
>>24602
A FUCKING IMPACT WRENCH
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No.25876
O Wish Granter, all I want in life is to be able to raise a happy and healthy family and have my children be prepared for whatever the world is like when it's time for them to go out into it
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No.26507
>>24602
Oh mighty wish granter, I wish for a beautiful girl that loves me back, one I could call my own til the end of time.
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No.26509
>>26507
You basic little cuntrag.
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No.26510
I want enough money that if I put it on a safe fund that increases like 0,5% a month, it would give me monthly more money than I need to survive. With 2 million on my account it would generate like 10k a month, enough for me to live a life of leisure.
Expensive cars, clothes, and houses? That's gay. My dream is to just live like mid class, but without wageslaving every day.
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No.26518
Lole I started this bread back in the day and there are still responses
And funnily I still have no idea what I would wish for
I have everything I have ever wanted and still feel no satisfaction in life
>>26510
I basically have your life and I can tell you it is boring
Only thing I buy with money is fast food and pay monthly bills because there simply is nothign left I want to buy anymore
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No.26523
>>25502
Wish for an alternate canon-universe.
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No.26524
I wish humans were meta-canonical to God's predeterminism plan, free from all physical and psychological drives.
We create our destiny.
There are no ethno-racial breeds. At least nothing beyond skin color and facial aesthetics. Hair, skin, and IQ types are independent of race.
We will all be androgynous non-gentialized beings.
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No.26555
>>24603
I want to go back with large quantities of money.
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No.26563
I wish for a non ending supply of drugs and wealth, so that I can be comfortable while I slowly kill myself.
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No.26565
All I ever wanted to be is a rich NEET born in Japan with my parents always being overseas and me not having to go through the torture that is school.
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No.26567
>>26565
>school
Wait until you leave school and go to the real world.
It's just like school but it lets you starve to death.
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No.26568
I only wish for a qt bob haircut GF and/or maybe much better, the special ability of teleporting myself anywhere I want, just like a "jumper"! My life would have much more sense then.
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No.26581
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No.26585
>>24602
I ran the numbers and with "just" 5 million bucks I could live the upper-middle class life without having to work ever again by placing all the money on super-safe investments that pay very little but wont shit the bed and leave me in the wagiecagie like the cucks from /biz/ betting on cryptoshit scams or thinking they can game robinhood
I might never own a lambo but I could own a nice bimmer and not having to deal with a faggot boss, shitty coworkers or some fuck trying to get me fired. Most of the stuff I want isn't that expensive, tech shit is cheaper than ever and I like retro stuff which is even cheaper. Dont give a fuck about clothing brands just actual quality (ie: fabrics and finish) same with food, don't care about eating exotic expensive shit just not frozen/dried cheap shit, rather have quality beef whenever than some super-elaborate dish in a 4-fork restaurant maybe once a month then eating ramen the rest of the time like a lot of fags I know in NYC do.
Most people think you need billions to have "fuck you money" but when you dont have to be in the rat race you no longer need to keep up with the joneses because the social scale means fuck all, you don't need to scale the ladder to keep your lifestyle to scale the ladder even further because there is no ladder anymore, get it?
>>24750
You can literally get a home in italy FOR FREE if you move to the kind of place out in the sticks where you have to be self-sufficient because you're in the middle of nowhere, tho still in driving distance compared to big countries like argentina or brazil where "middle of nowhere" is literally several hundred miles from even a gas station
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No.26588
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No.26593
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No.26606
even if i had a person who would love me unconditionally, i couldnt enjoy it, because i would have to live with the fact that its just a result of my wish and not real
superpower perhaps? something to make life bit more easy and interesting? nah it would end up to be destructive. i have no control over anything, so i wish for nothing.
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No.26756
i wish to forget that the world is not as it appears
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No.27292
For her back and for them still to be the person I knew
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No.27295
>>24602
That castle in the heavens.
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No.27301
>>24602 I wish that people would stop talking to me
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No.27302
>>27301
People want to talk to you? Do you know how many people here would swim through an ocean of thumbtacks for that privilege?
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No.27323
>>27302
Maybe we can switch places?
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No.27338
>>27323
Unfortunately this is not physically possible anon.
However, if you would permit me, I can make suggestions as to how to consider them:
>Consider the idea that someone values your knowledge and want to learn from you or at least use you as a sounding board for their ideas
>They may actually like you as a person and want to be your friend
I do not know the position you are in- whether you are in a managerial or supervisory role. If you are in such a role,
I do not envy you as you are the key point of contact for visitors as well as a source of information and guidance for your subordinates.
Consider delegating some of those duties to a member of staff. Failing that, carry a clipboard, look serious and walk quickly - you will be surprised how often that works.
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No.27382
>>24602
I wish I was never born.
It's the simple ones that are best.
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No.27385
i wish i have one real friend whom i can hang out with share my thoughts with, support, plan stuff with and go to gym with.
everyone's taken, i legit don't care about love and women, i just want a friend. I'm so fucking lonely
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No.27386
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No.27405
>>27385
>everyone's taken, i legit don't care about love and women, i just want a friend. I'm so fucking lonely
This. Love is overrated. Too many people are desperate for love not realizing how dangerous it is.
I have known a couple guys stuck in toxic relationships yet they think it will get better. Their partners are so shitty abd skittish to them, anytime they have arguements, the guys spazz out and start skipping/half-assing work.
Nice girls stuck in bad situations still believing in Prince Charming.
Adults are truly over-grown children.
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