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Am ultra depressed and find a sad person board. Good.
ITT: Dream jobs that you will never have
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No.21460
>>21459
>who the fuck am I supposed to talk to when I don't have any friends?
my friend told me that smart people talk to themselves. she was randomly talking to herself loudly, it was good fun.
>I would never think there is someone who has the same problem
I guess it might be pretty common, I don't know. My bigger issue is really that I just need to be alone a lot otherwise I'm exhausted and the other person feels it. Then gf asks you that classical "what happened to you? you changed. you don't love me like you used to?" which is pretty childish and stupid question but answer is flat out I'm just tired, see you few months later. The few contacts/friends I still have, they are used to me not responding or meeting them for half-year to 2 years just because if I don't feel like talking then I just avoid them whenever it is possible. I can be very open and socialize easily but that the same time I'm comfortable alone, not even opening my mouth for days at all. It's always this duality of my personality in every aspect that truly kills me, I'm not 1 complete person, I'm as if you would ripped two completely opposite people and glued them together.
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No.21463
>>21460
>talk to yourself
that reminds me of one glorious guy I met in trade school
storytiem
>be in workshop
>machine milling basic education
>be with mechanic instructor
>he was a tough guy but fair
>not the humorous guy
>be there with fellow apprentice
>instructor leaves for coffee break
>gives us sketch of metal pieces he wanted us to mill next
>we start working
>he leaves for break
>eventually we drift off after a few minutes
>discussion between half the workshop staff
>suddenly instructor is back , nobody even noticed
>Phil was talking with someone
>dude, why are you talking with him instead of work
<no sir, I am talking to myself, you did not disallow that specifically
>entire room laughing
>even the instructor
Phil was a good guy, he liked comedians and comedy shows.
thank you for reminding me of that day
Ah and I remember Tarek the pakistani guy.
He took his playstation portable to work and played entire morning on it. He opens a drawers with material and holds it there. Then when somebody comes to see him, he just lets it fall down and closes the drawers. Worked every time.
>I'm not 1 complete person, I'm as if you would ripped two completely opposite people and glued them together.
for me it feels like I have 2 sides inside me. one rational and one emotional. both of them in eternal jihad with each other
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No.21464
>>21463
>that story
Yes, it's sort of this way. My brother also did it. I remember asking him if anyone came to our house because I heard him talking but he was alone and making jokes like 'well if i don't have anyone smart enough to talk to, i have to talk to myself'.
>for me it feels like I have 2 sides inside me. one rational and one emotional. both of them in eternal jihad with each other
Mine are both ridiculously ruled by emotions but are opposite in everything else. It brings these weird situations when I'm inconsistent in some of minor views (and receive hate because people expect you to be 100% consistent forever) partly because of this and partly because I question everything. I'm fucking glad I'm not alone in this because people don't get it and it's destroying me from inside. I don't even fucking know what the hell I want, I can't make finite decisions, I always feel like nothing is 100% right, you know the drill.
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No.21467
i always wanted to be an archaeologist when i was a wee lad
when i was in my late teens i wanted to be a sysadmin, then a python developer
nowadays I'm stuck in a minimum wage factory job with no ways out
still think that archeology would be really interesting for me
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No.21471
>>21387
You just nailed the true nature of /pol/. Especially the last 5 lines.
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No.21474
>>21404
why would any sane person willingly create more people to live in this age? You would be comdemning an innocent to live in the worst age man has ever produced.
Having a wife would be great though, i'll grant you that
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No.21494
Being a trust fund kid who doesn't have to wagecuck and can spend his days learning Japanese/autistic maths subjects and watching anime on his free time.
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No.21502
>>21494
>neet
>all the free time in the world
>spends it watching Infantilizing trash cartoons, and learning a shit tier mess of a language that's useless anyway.
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No.21507
>>21474
I did not say that any sane people SHOULD marry and create more children (as bringing more children into this materialist globohomo world is foolish at best and evil at worst) I meant that one with a small modicum of sanity either WANTED to, or still WANTS to. Having an intention to do something =/= actually doing it. Sometimes I still have some voice in my head telling I should find a young qt girl and give her a football team worth of children, but I think I can count on one hand how much I talked with a girl my age outside when it was some kind of official business.
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No.21590
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No.21591
>>21502
Like you have anything better to do right now.
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No.21612
>>21439
that is an oversimplification.
We exist to benefit our genes, or,
We exist to make our genes as common as possible.
I remember reading at some point about some isolated population in africa where those implicit associations tests things showed that the men care more for their (probably half-)sister's kids than their own kids. I've already just given you a hint as to why this is, they are extremely promiscuous. There is more genetic benefit to look after the genes of your half sister than the genes of what has a very very low chance of being your kid. In other words, family has genetic value to you, so much so that in some cases it directly overpowers your drive to raise what even modern medical practices determines to be your kid.
Ethnicity / race is just a broader shallower family.
You can still to a lesser extent have your actions be genetically beneficial if they are for the benefit of your race.
Lifting for hitler is just lifting for girls but more efficient.
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No.21713
>>21363
I think I should adress this with a post also
The profession I originally wanted to learn was doctor.
Even today I sometimes ask myself how my life would look today, if I followed the original plan.
>go to academic high school
>enter college
>find some shitty students part time job
>or mooch off govt for studentbucks like my parents would suggest
>travel every day in craped train to uni
>spend semester break learning for exams
>finally get your diploma
>only to start as some underpaid assistant doctor in some shitty hospital
and mommy could tell everyone that junior is doctor
Knowing that I was a fuckup, it would have probably been the same shit as now, just perma broke and without technological knowledge. But I really wonder if I would have found friends in high school or college. When I was younger, I was not that pessimistic about everything. Around 18/19/20 I was pretty bloomer kind of guy with high hopes for the future, optimistic and everything.
I honestly think that peers are the only thing that can prevent you from becoming a total failure in life. Imagine if you had some people everyday asking you to come to college, study with them, help them with work and essays and stuff like that. Even if you wanted to be a lazy shit at home skipping uni, there would be people that depend on you and you cannot dissapoint them …
Maybe I would have been a doc in a hospital by now. Permanently stressed with patients and 60 hour weeks with no time to question my existence or sorrows at all. I read doctors are the profession with highest stress, drug, alcoholism and suicide problems in most countries. Ironic, isn't it …
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No.21802
>>21363
Before doomerism? tons, but now I only wish I had enough money to invest in some safe thing and live off that for the rest of my life. No need to live like a millionaire either, but its difficult to make money from safe investments that pay little and I can't stomach the risk of day trading on the stock market or cryptos, specially after seeing so many people losing everything.
>>21370
That too, military or civilian? all the cool planes are military anyway, civilian is a glorified bus driver or trucker if you're in a cargo plane
>>21372
Same here
>>21387
>but everyone else decided that couldnt happen
They didnt decided shit, thats the biggest irony of all this. They just wanted stuff and when you can't create wealth what you do? you steal it. The middle class is going extinct all over the developed and semi-developed world, why? because their wealth was siphoned into a small number of hands by deliberately shady banking practices and opaque financial instruments. Meanwhile most of the social upheaval caused by social media is just a consequence of the pursuit of profits, there is no secret plan to keep you down nigger, you're just a bump in the road and you're getting run over.
>>21502
Que hacen tus viejos yoruga? trafican yerba mate?
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No.21807
>>21802
>That too, military or civilian? all the cool planes are military anyway, civilian is a glorified bus driver or trucker if you're in a cargo plane
Military to be honest. I sort of had pilot background because father was heavily into it and he used to fly with small civilian planes when he was younger but I grew up with it pretty much, he took me to air days or how it is called in english, bought me books about war planes and whatnot. Grandfather was also in military even though not a pilot but he supported me in this interest. Then when I was like 7 or 8, my sight got worse and it went downhill since then which made it harder if not straight up impossible to pursue this goal. To be fair, I never had any outstanding physical condition as well, I probably wouldn't pass tests on centrifuge. Those psychos who fly Gripens and whatnot have my respect.
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No.21818
>>21363
I never knew what the fuck I wanted to do, it all turned out to be unrealistic pipe dreams and fleeting interests.
Wanted to be a soldier as a kid. I don't feel like it's a good idea anymore understanding the politics of war a bit better now.
After that I wanted to become a programmer, but I don't have the discipline to self teach a language or I'll go balls deep, burn out and retain fuck all information. I don't want to go back to college and deal with bullshit classes that aren't related to the subject. I'm not that interested in having some soul killing office job anyway.
Now I'm thinking of getting into fitness and getting certificates to do personal training or some shit. I don't know.
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No.21833
>>21363
>ITT: Dream jobs that you will never have
Professional NEET.
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No.21872
>>21818
Office drone seems fun. I work in IT so I see them a lot when they need help plugging their usb devices in. They are basically like little kids playing adult. They dress up nice and clean and sit at their desks and fuck around on the internet all day. Printer's down? They shoot the shit with me for a half hour while I fix it. I've never seen somebody work. The coffee ritual is nice too. Honestly I suggest this route if you are lose and hopeless- most office drones seem to be. If you are worried about spending your days with norimes you can relax because normies don't even seem to exist. Everybody is weird under the hood.
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No.21876
>>21872
I am an office drone and getting the fuck out ASAP. I do not recommend it. You are 100% correct about not doing anything. I literally work 1 hour out of an 8 hour work day.
This might sound nice to you but experiencing it, it is absolutely soul draining. You can fuck around on the internet for a while, sure. But you can only really access ultra normalfag stuff. Mainstream media websites, youtube and that's about it really. You wouldn't want to be caught on a website like this, that's for sure.
And you absolutely have to interact with normals all day. An office is a very social environment.
Funnily enough, I am quitting office drone and going into IT myself.
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No.21887
>>21807
I don't have eyesight problems but my country has a shit airforce and nobody trust foreigners with jet fighters so I'm SOL.
>>21833
Dont you finngols get unlimited welfare?
>>21876
What about using a VPN? or tor?
>Funnily enough, I am quitting office drone and going into IT myself.
Unless you go remote its the same shitty environment but you have to actually work and for longer soulcrushing hours
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No.21900
>>21387
I know you want to be left alone, but everyone has to live in this world, and in this world, we live in a society, and when we live in a society, we have to interact with each other. It's not just white people being denied a house and a family, it happens to people all over the world, especially in the third world, the system that rules this world is capitalism. Make of that what you will, or just keep hating jewish people, and if you ever organize, and start a happening, don't act surprised when you continue to face economic repression from the new corporatist fascist government, despite the lack of jews, now that you've murdered them all, en masse.
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No.21922
>>21872
>>21876
I did assembly line work for a bit and from the sound of it office jobs seem the same, except it's less hell on your feet and back and more social.
"IT" is rather broad. What are you guys doing/looking to do in IT?
>>21900
>we live in a society
I can't help but chuckle every time I read this stupid phrase now.
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No.21923
The best reason not to get blackpilled, demoralized and filled with impotent seething rage is that the enemy wants you in exactly that state. Never, ever, ever give them anything for free.
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No.21927
>>21876
>>21872
Officeman.exe is fun if you've got something else to do, consistently, that can look like actual work. I've found writing, both content for a tabletop campaign I'm putting together and more proper fiction, can easily take up several hours. Nothing forces you to work like "work". Sort of the same imaginative playground you had back in high school, staring at the wall waiting for class to be over.
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No.21928
>>2192
/doomer/ isn't a blackpill board. It's post-blackpill.
>Blackpill - The world cannot be saved
>Post-Blackpill - The world isn't worth saving
There's a difference there.
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No.21929
>>21928
was meant as a reply to >>21923
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No.21932
>>21928
>onestepbeyond-post-blackpill
Not only the world isn't worth saving, the process of decay is actually good and matrix was a documentary.
>blackholepill
Becomes one with the decaying world. *dies on aids*
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No.21933
>>21928
I feel you anon
screencapped
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No.21935
>>21932
>Not only the world isn't worth saving, the process of decay is actually good
the latter follows from the former. No need for new terms.
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No.21974
>>21872
True. I work in IT too and I do like 3-ish hours of actual of per day lol. Rest is spent on the Internet, at the coffee room, playing card games, or sitting on the toilet.
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No.21977
>>21974
This is true for all work
Even factory work is maybe 6 hours actual work.
2 hours is coffe breaks or walking around in assembly line
companies could squeeze much more out of workers if they would motivate them to just get their daily work done and then they are free to go home. Work would be done as soon as possible every day
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No.21978
>>21977
I may be wrong but I think it's worse in IT because our working tool is also the thing we spend our free time on. I doubt you spend your free time on an assembly line.
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No.21981
>>21977
>Even factory work is maybe 6 hours actual work.
I fucking wish.
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No.22029
>>21977
Downside and benefit of IT is this (if you are lucky to not work in total slavecorp):
>you can pretend that you work, 1/3 of time you are shitposting, 1/3 of time you are doing what you want anyway, 1/3 of time you are actually working
<suddenly you are facing the deadline or just something goes wrong: sitting behind PC 12-16 hours a day, sleep even less than usually, work during weekends, work during holidays, etc.
<if you can't not give a shit, you spend your free time thinking about work anyway, studying new materials and trying new shit
Good is that you can get paid very good for overtimes, also you can get bonuses after project is done and you can get pretty long vacation. The downside is that many people prefer rather more stable working environment, where you know you every day work 9-5, then go home and chill. Another downside is that, depends where you work, but part of my job is to be always aware of new standards and new features in APIs we work with, so it's maybe like being teacher or something, work where you should optimally have your knowledge up to date. I'd much rather prefer doing similar stuff for less money in some FOSS project which is living from donations and has its own foundation taking care of finances but that's just a dream.
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No.22729
>>21922
>>we live in a society
>
>I can't help but chuckle every time I read this stupid phrase now.
I am so with you it isn't even funny. What the fuck is our society? A bunch of cattle more interested in a glowing rectangle than the people in the room with them? The most important part of the most vocal minority's identity is their sexual fetishism, which must be broadcast and somehow being lgbtwhatever falls under feminism and therefore national attention on an almost daily basis. Our "society" is presently intent upon destroying access to everything that made it e.g. home ownership, normal gender relations, occupation oriented education, the natural world around us, etc. People in this "society" are taken seriously when they say "women can have penises" and I am supposed to feel some form of obligation to this "society" of which I am a part? What the fuck is going on!
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No.22730
>>21900
You're an idiot. Go OD on communism somewhere else. I verbatim said a limited, libertarian government. Prior to all of this (woodrow wilson started it) big government socialist shit around 90% of the US was self employed. Keep on about your "plight of the proletariat" which arose under socialist, globalist misadventures (Woodrow Wilson ( wwi, income tax, league of nations and federal reserve) and FDR (wwii, new deal, military industrial complex, united nations, expanded federal agencies which never existed before) LBJ (vietnam, medicare (biomedical industrial complex and overpriced healthcare), social security, welfare)). Corporatism sucks too, but all these megacorps arose from GOVERNMENT SPENDING not private spending.
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No.22731
>>21363
A higher-up in a meaningful business. I could actually get there in my lifetime, but why fucking bother just to be taxed and regulated to death, and never being able to truly live up to my creative vision, because the entire economy is built on compromise and sucking dick. Being successful through hard work in a society like this is just putting a target symbol on your back.
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No.22840
I don't think I have a dream job anymore.Dreams are stupid anyway.
I spent most of my life unsure what to do and not really being good at anything. I think no matter what I do my shitty brain will find away to not like it. I don't hate what I do now, but I've yet to meet anyone over 40 that likes their job, and I hate working 50-60 hours a week, every week.
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No.23019
>>21439
>If you do not fulfill your reason for existing,…
Worship the Lord. Cover your backwards.
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No.23020
>>22840
Travelling would help that. Let you know that being resignated about some stagnation may only lead to worse conditions.
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No.23024
>>23020
funnily but it is true indeed
whenever I am on travels, I can forget pretty much everything for a few days or weeks. but it is basically just running away from the underlying problems that torment you, not a solution in any way
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No.23182
I served in the US Army, I was an Infantryman and got kicked out because I’m physically incapable of running long distances. Turns out one of my tendons was severed when I was younger but my parents never told me. My dream was to be an Army Ranger and get paid damn good money to kill people. It’s been five years since I left the Army, I’m a truck driver now. The pay is terrible and this job makes me want to kill myself every single day.
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No.23183
>>23182
>Turns out one of my tendons was severed when I was younger but my parents never told me.
how the fuck
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No.23184
>>23183 My leg was run over. It didn’t break but it swelled up so fucking bad I crawled away in absolute pain. I could tuck, patrol, shoot, kick in doors. I was a good soldier but the PT tests aren’t designed for big guys they’re tailored to 150lb people. I did the best I could and it wasn’t good enough. I live everyday hating myself because my best wasn’t enough.
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No.23185
>>23183
Yes there are retarded subhuman parents
mine are those as well
>be anon, maybe 10 years old
>have sister
>a few years younger
>she has accident
>car hit her
>she ran onto the street and the other car did not see her because my fathers far blocked the sight (parked)
>car hits her
>no hospital involved
>no police either
>a few years later
>confront parents about this
<we knew we were the ones who did wrong so we did not want to cause more problems for ourselves
yes anon, this is the type of subhuman trash that thinks having children is good for them when they are too retarded for life themselves
>>23184
I am sorry for having your dream ruined but I hope today at least your leg is healed and does not hurt you nor reduced your movement freedom of the leg.
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No.23190
>>23185 I appreciate it bud. Sometimes I wonder if I’m evil because I’m certainly not good but if I could use my capability for violence to protect people maybe it wouldn’t be a bad thing. I honestly hope I can quit trucking this year or next and start a business. I know I won’t make any money but I’m not making money as a truck driver. If any of you have thought of trucking as a way to escape your problems. Don’t.
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No.23202
>>23184
Sorry to hear that, man. It's a poor consolation, but it's something outside of your control that determined the outcome.
>>23185
That's fucked up. Was she okay though?
>>23190
>If any of you have thought of trucking as a way to escape your problems. Don’t.
I was going to, but it really only took a couple of horror stories to deter me from going with it. The image of comfy trucking was quickly smashed.
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No.23267
>>23202
Yes, she was okay
there was no lasting issues or anything we are aware of
thank you
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No.29033
>>21713
Sounds very bloomer-ish and delusional
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No.29035
>>21363
I always wanted to be a radio show host. I'm not talkative enough for the job, but even if I couldn't get that, just working in radio somehow would be wonderful.
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