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Track Listings
0:00 - Intro
2:55 - Catholic High School Girls In Trouble Preview
4:40 - THX Bass Test
5:10 - Opening
9:30 - Hives "Hate To Say I Told You So"
13:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #1
14:50 - Versus Commercial #1
17:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #1 / Meeting Nun
19:45 - 1-900-TALK-SHIT
21:30 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #2
24:00 - Adam Sandler "Wasted"
28:30 - Dr. Phil Calls CaptainBlackbeard
31:20 - Blues Brothers Segment #2 / James Brown - Can You See The Light?
38:30 - My First Romance
40:20 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #3
41:05 - Joe Jackson "Fools In Love / For Your Life"
47:05 - Rising Sun Commercial
50:00 - National Public Radio
51:15 - The Real Valentine's Day Massacre: Rap Battle CaptainBlackbeard Vs. Al Capone
52:38 - Yuri Jackhoff Commercial
55:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingerts Segment #4
57:40 - Dorothy "Dark Nights"
1:01:05 - ER 2021
1:04:52 - Blues Brothers Segment #3 / Getting The Band Back Together
1:07:43 - Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage
1:09:00 - Rick Roll Attempt / Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #5
1:10:40 - Them "Baby Please Don't Go"
1:12:45 - Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Calls CaptainBlackbeard
1:15:20 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part One
1:16:08 - Blues Brothers Segment #4 / Aretha Franklin "Think"
1:20:45 - CaptainBlackbeard Half Time Quiz Part Two
1:21:30 - MysteryInc Commercial
1:24:05 - Screamin' Jay Hawkins "Put A Spell On You"
1:26:13 - Citgo Commercial
1:26:30 - CB News: Mongolian Drive By
1:30:00 - Senator John Rube Boob
1:36:24 - Nine Inch Nails "March Of The Pigs"
1:39:55 - Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid Legal & Daycare Academy
1:41:23 - Blues Brothers Segment #5 / "Bob's Country Bunker"
1:45:15 - Abortions & Boxed Wine Commercial
1:47:00 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #7
1:47:40 - Spinal Tap "Big Bottoms"
1:51:00 - Versus Commercial #2
1:54:10 - Jane Rube Boob / Fugazi Cannabis Commercial
1:59:25 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #8
2:00:10 - The Monks "I Hate You"
2:03:30 - Jones BBQ & Foot Massage
2:05:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #6 / "The Big Show" / Cab Calloway "Minnie The Moocher"
2:10:50 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #9
2:13:05 - The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"
2:15:10 - Taylor Swift Calls CaptainBlackbeard
2:17:30 - CaptainBlackbeard Visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos In Five Minutes
2:18:50 - CaptainBlackbeard News
2:22:50 - Blues Brothers Segment #7 / "The Big Show" / The Blues Brothers "Everybody Needs Somebody" "Sweet Home Chicago"
2:28:50 - CaptainBlackbeard Promo
2:32:10 - Seaman Filthy Fingers Segment #10
2:35:00 - Outro / Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"
2:39:00 - Blues Brothers Segment #8 / "End"
2:40:20 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme