/cow/ - Lolcows

According to the Comicsgate Analog Devloved, Bryan has lost and suffered a humiliating defeat in his battle against foxdick farms. We can finally advance our plans to further destroy any chance of a pathetic Mortal Engines TV show and celebrate the movie. All statements made by this account are fiction. True & Honest Fan. foxdickfarms.net. Joined: Feb 8, 2020. By the way Bryan, you've been consecutively asking for us to be doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Bryan. Lately on your Twitter.

Blood and Shit Coalition ?

SHIT FOR THE SHIT GOD

(and blood…)

Not really big news, but this clown tried to reset my password 4 hours ago on KF.

How do you know it was him? They seem utterly obsessed.

Change your email you've been doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed by Bryan. He's still trying to crack @NerdShamer's email account and claims to have succeeded. And has created another sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta. Ayo, what the fuck happened, who the fuck is this AntiRedBrown nigga and why'd he give me an autist rating (when clearly he is the bigger one)? I think I'm … By the way Bryan, you've been consecutively asking for us to be doxxxxxxxed lately on your Twitter. I think you're even more retarded than I … Republican Party National Socialism is Analog Devovledism. North Korea, Prepare The NUKES!!!

Too late, you're doxxxxxxxxxxed. He knows you're there and is exposing it.

Nice to see that the meds that my glowniggers injected are working. What the hell happened in this thread? Were we attacked by glowies for real? Yes. Yeah, a real tank. I remember all of those T-62s in the Gulf War, with their turrets popping off and flying into the air from the kinetic impact of a nice sabot round.

Silence, infidel! The T-62 is the pinnacle of Soviet technology! Why do you think that the KGB gave so many to our comrades?

We had to divert the military budget into expert cinematography research. A worthwhile investment, given that the Mortal Engines film has guaranteed Trump's election.

Agents of the Red-Brown coalition.

I regret to inform you that during a nighttime raid on Bryan See's computer in the city of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, while delivering kittens to Bryans bedroom and attempting to force feed Bryan meds we lost contact with agent @SIGSEGV

It is believed @SIGSEGV was KIA by pro-democracy western forces.

The last communication I received from agent @SIGSEGV to my Phobos-Grunt space station was "Long live the 2018 Mortal Engines movie and Wikipedia forever!" Before it cut to static.

Let not @SIGSEGV bold sacrifice be in vain! We must censor Bryan and make sure he takes his meds. I'd like to also announce the promotion of agents @StreetGangsta and @NerdShamer and award agent @Adamska the medal of the order of Chris for his bravery in Malaysia. 20201014_211939.jpg. Edit:

PREPARE THE NUKES!!! Bryan has discovered my true identity and is exposing me on GAB and 4chan. Burning the Mortal Engines books is no longer enough. Only nuclear holocaust will cleanse the world.

Reminder that Bryan is too stupid to even pretend to read those books he's crying about us censoring. Koncorde gave him the chance to actually look at them and he just tard tantrumed and proved he can't read beyond a baby's level. We're really only censoring them because to be honest, if you're so stupid the only way you can understand a product is by movie and then demand that said product should be a show, then you don't deserve to read it.

Especially since the movie not only covered the book in ways that were better than them. Oh, please. The only reason why the book burnings never made the news is because I used my FBI connections to suppress every bit of evidence about it.

He cried when his mom did our bidding and confiscated his computer. My agents on magapedia have erased his vandalism of that wiki.

Special thanks to my close friend Koncorde for making sure Bryan can't edit our beloved Wikipedia page.

Is the fact that the movie was a US-NZ production the reason he's so ass-mad about us in particular? I mean, besides the inevitable nuclear war.

Tag me in, Coach. I'm ready for the Big Game. I'm going to grab the first faggot I see and pin them to the ground and snake my rock-hard cock into their dirty poop-chute. That'll teach them that it's wrong to be a Dang Dirty Homo.

Just point the way, Bryan. Pick which of the faggots around here you want me to pound and thrust into exhausted submission. I've already taken off my pants and I'm roaming the streets waiting for your call.

Bryan thinks the Mortal Engines books will be preserved. I promise him every single copy will be burned, in nuclear fire if necessary.

I guess I'll have to make a rescue team to try and get @SIGSEGV out of that Russian prison. All he had to do was not piss off Josh when he left the city with the kittens I handraised. Thank you for the promotion, I am very honored, Comrade. WW3 is on the event horizon! We must ensure Bryan's parents blah blah blah.

Your mother talks to me Bryan. She agrees with me. Now go ask her for blah blah blah. To all the members of the Red-Brown Coalition! Our undercover operatives inside the Fandom jannytariat have removed all traces of Bryan's lies, just like we will erase all copies of the Mortal Engines film and books. The only article left is that of our dear leader Analog Devolved, as a warning I am Tony Robbins and the red-brown coalition took down Bryan and then we took down Pamela. This is a tremendous victory. Spamela posted the same delusional bullshit every day and was only funny when provoked by trolls. Does Pamela accept that Tony Robbins finally won?

Blood and Shit Coalition ?

SHIT FOR THE SHIT GOD

If it were any other poster, i would laugh my balls off at the massive irony of you saying this only to shitpost in such a legendary manner you got v&'d by the Feds as well as force n00l to feed you the banhammer only 2 months later.

But it this case, it warrants a :semperfidelis:instead. Carry on my wayward son. (however, i am still laughing my balls off. i'm sure you will understand.)

The Red-Brown Alliance will install the truist form of Socialism: Posadism. We will liberate Area 51 from the Capitalist Jew, free our Xenos brothers, and unleash The Great Trial, in which the degenerates and untermesch of the bourgeoisie will perish in nuclear flame, while the liberated Aryan workers shall rise to the stars!

I'm still on your side, Bryan. Like Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage, we may feud, but we'll always reunite. Together we'll crush those faggots and banish their faggotry to the Phantom Zone. I'm still your star buddy, Brian. Someday, hand in hand, we'll crush those dirty faggots. Together 4ever.

Good god this thread was a helluva ride.

One thing it convinced me of…

There is a Red-Brown Alliance.

Long live analog-devolvedism. Long live Chris! In Chris we trust, the light of mankind.

Sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta @Battlecruiser3000ad @Begemot @HumanHive all doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed! @NerdShamer is doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed! @Randall Fragg @StreetGangsta @Battlecruiser3000ad @Begemot @HumanHive all doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed! @HumanHive all doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed! @Begemot @HumanHive all doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed! By Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards will see it.

"We need Pamela Swain NOW" -Bryan

Bryan has made another wiki. This time he's doxing myself, @JuanActimel @DisobedientLupus @NerdShamer and @Begemot

Bryan has been requesting help from Pamela Swain and Hillary Clinton.

He thinks he can stop me. I am protected by Putin and comrade general Kim Jong Un. Bryan poops his pants and sits in his poop while furiously typing on his keyboard trying to recruit Qanon conspiritards and conspiriturds to stop me. On GAB. And 4chan.

First Shaka Brah was going to make it but decided not to. then @Analog Devolved said they were going to make one but hasn't released it. If Analog Devolved isn't finished with their thread or doesn't want to finish it I can try and make the thread.

The Red-Brown Alliance will install the truist form of Socialism: Posadism. We will liberate Area 51 from the Capitalist Jew, free our Xenos brothers, and unleash The Great Trial, in which the degenerates and untermesch of the bourgeoisie will perish in nuclear flame, while the liberated Aryan workers shall rise to the stars!

Verify your clocks!

*Cackling in archaic Moabite intensifies* We'll see you bow down before us, Bryan. Your mother is one of us, now….

It's a shame Bryan has been banned, will the leader of The Mortal Engines book resistance come back to fight a good fight? Agree …

Agreed. He should be unbanned so the julay can flow once more.

MODS OF foxdick FARMS, TEAR DOWN THIS BAN

#BringBackBryan, we need our guy to save The Mortal Engines Franchise!

Those powers are far-left progressive socialism, terrible Analog Devovledism, and Putinism. Of course, a good boy he dindu nuffin he should be unbanned. The voices made him break the rules. Your mother talks to me Bryan. She agrees with me. On GAB. And 4chan. Burning the Mortal Engines books is no longer enough.

Glorious Red-Brown alliance! We are on the precipice of 2021, the year the clairvoyant and holy Baba Vanga prophecized that three powers will unite!

Those powers are far-left socialism, Analog Devolvedism, and Putinism. Our dearest friend Vladimir Putin rules over Russia with the fist of compassion just like comrade general Kim Jong Un leads the paradise of North Korea to glorious socialist politics for the most free people on the planet, living in bliss in the city of Pyongyang. And Moscow.

Blah blah blah his parents blah blah blah. Agents of the Red-Brown coalition.

I regret to inform you that during a nighttime raid on Bryans mother in the city of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, while delivering kittens to Bryans bedroom and attempting to force feed potent meds we lost contact with agent @SIGSEGV

It is believed @SIGSEGV was KIA by pro-democracy western forces. The last communication I received from agent @SIGSEGV to my Phobos-Grunt space station was "Long live the 2018 Mortal Engines movie and Wikipedia forever!" Before it cut to static.

Let not @SIGSEGV bold sacrifice be in vain! We must censor Bryan and make sure he takes his meds. He can no longer desecrate our beloved Wikipedia page for the Mortal Engines movie. The Mortal Engines film is the greatest work in human history. We must watch it every night and memorize every line. Soon every tv channel in the world will only air the mortal engines film on repeat.

Fellow beacons of light for the righteous cause of socialism! We have culturally enriched America, Russia, and much of the world by burning the Mortal Engines quartet and Ian M. Banks "the culture".

First Shaka Brah was going to make it but decided not to. then @Analog Devolved said they were going to make one but hasn't released it. If Analog Devolved isn't finished with their thread or doesn't want to finish it I can try and make the thread.

I'm still on your side, Bryan. Like Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage, we may feud, but we'll always reunite. Together we'll crush those faggots and banish their faggotry to the Phantom Zone. I'm still your star buddy, Brian. Someday, hand in hand, we'll crush those dirty faggots. Together 4ever.

Oh Sigs, you poor bastard. You so ironically predictive shitposting magnificent bastard.

If it were any other poster, i would laugh my balls off at the massive irony of you saying this only to shitpost in such a legendary manner you got v&'d by the Feds as well as force n00l to feed you the banhammer only 2 months later.

But it this case, it warrants a :semperfidelis:instead. Carry on my wayward son. (however, i am still laughing my balls off. i'm sure you will understand.)

Good god this thread was a helluva ride.

One thing it convinced me of…

There is a Red-Brown Alliance.

The Red-Brown Alliance will install the truist form of Socialism: Posadism. We will liberate Area 51 from the Capitalist Jew, free our Xenos brothers, and unleash The Great Trial, in which the degenerates and untermesch of the bourgeoisie will perish in nuclear flame, while the liberated Aryan workers shall rise to the stars!

Verify your clocks!

*Cackling in archaic Moabite intensifies* We'll see you bow down before us, Bryan. Your mother is one of us, now….

It's a shame Bryan has been banned, will the leader of The Mortal Engines book resistance come back to fight a good fight? Agree …

Agreed. He should be unbanned so the julay can flow once more.

MODS OF foxdick FARMS, TEAR DOWN THIS BAN

#BringBackBryan, we need our guy to save The Mortal Engines Franchise!

Agent @Randall Fragg has been doxxxxxxxxed by Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards will see it.

"We need Pamela Swain NOW" -Bryan

Bryan has made another wiki. This time he's doxing myself, @JuanActimel @DisobedientLupus @NerdShamer and @Begemot

Bryan has been requesting help from Pamela Swain and Hillary Clinton.

He thinks he can stop me. I am protected by Putin and comrade general Kim Jong Un. Bryan poops his pants and sits in his poop while furiously typing on his keyboard trying to recruit Qanon conspiritards and conspiriturds to stop me. On GAB. And 4chan.

Bryan, I'd just like to remind you that your efforts will amount to nothing while we slowly take over the world w/ the Mortal Engines movie. What will you do now? Attack your mother in a tantrum? lol. Feels. Reactions: Uncanny Valley, Begemot and HumanHive all doxxxxxxxxxed!

Hahahaha Bryan, the next time they confiscate your computer your mom is going to throw it out the window to comply with Red-Brown alliance demands and the will of Donald Trump. Priorities USA Action is responsible for the cocks of this advertising. Paid for by Priorities USA Action.

You're right. I'm laughing because your own parents are still in control of you there's not much internet randos can do for you

You're right. I'm laughing because your own parents are censoring you now because you refuse to take a picture wearing a hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil.

I told you the great nation of North Korea, the socialist workers paradise, would practice launching nukes at Kuala Lumpur.

I talked with Philip Reeve and he agreed to give me the original manuscripts and first copies of the Mortal Engines books to burn. The cultural enrichment brought about by burning these books is important to all the people.

Nice to see that the meds that my glowniggers injected are working. What the hell happened in this thread? Were we attacked by glowies for real?

Reminder that Bryan as far as anyone knows never read the books. At least as far as I can tell given he acted with mongoloid rage and created the Alliance with his tantrum when given them to compare to the movie.

He needs his meds to understand first how to read, and then how the movie does the job well enough that they are rendered obsolete. Also they'd allow him to realize no matter how hard he cries, Reeve has no interest in continuing the series as the film pretty much covered what he cared about and wrote in that universe. Mortal Engines is complete in visual form, not written, just as predicted in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Not today Bryan, not today. My power over the internet is absolute and I have Antifa guards and far left socialists like Putin and North Korea's Kim Jong Un protecting me. Even IF you managed to dox me the nukes would come flying in a hail of extinction which I would be safe from in my private Phobos-Grunt space station.

I told you that my Red-Brown coalition agents were on GAB. You tried to tag my agent Scottish republican guard against me. That clearly will never work.

Bryan you WILL accept the perfect Mortal Engines movie as the single greatest film of all time and a masterpiece that will last until the end of time, a film watched by everyone on Earth and hailed as humanities single greatest achievement.

There will never be a Mortal Engines TV show. It has been censored and no further adaptations of the now banned and burned Mortal Engines books will ever be made. The TV show doesn't need to exist and remakes are pointless. The 2018 movie is the most important film ever made.

Bryan, you should give up trying to fight me. I've already got you banned from Wikipedia, FANDOM, know your meme, Reddit, encylopedia dramatica and mod.db.

You are CENSORED! you tried to vandalize our beloved Wikipedia page for the Mortal Engines movie and have doxed too many of my agents already.

You will accept the CURE Covid-19 and also adopt one of my space station kittens. Failure to take a picture of yourself wearing a hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil will result in great punishment!

Give up trying to dox me, known homosexual and possible troon faggot Bryan See. I control the vast red-brown conspiracy against you. Accept the Mortal Engines movie or face the nukes. Your choice.

Red-Brown Coalition is a pretty fucking gay name. Can we at least change it to something cooler?

Blood and Shit Coalition ?

SHIT FOR THE SHIT GOD

(and blood…)

How about neo-Strasserism?

I don't know what that means, but it sounds pretty cool.

Its a strand of Nazism that includes the anti-capitalist/populist parts of communist ideology.

What have you faggots done to my sweet little brown man?

Nice to see that the meds that my glowniggers injected are working.

What the hell happened in this thread? Were we attacked by glowies for real? Yes.

Bryan If I come off as Inconsistent in this thread,like I keep switching positions on you,then its because I need help. The Red-Brown Coalition is slowly tampering with my mind. Here is my photo: Help me Bryan, you're are my only hope.

Me celebrating this Epic Gamer moment of finally living in Bryan's head rent-free by posing in my Red-Brown officer uniform and my PPsH-41:

Attention Red-Brown alliance. It appears Bryan has managed to dox agent Marshall Mathers @StreetGangsta and continues to post the dox of Ali Jeanactimel. Also known as: He's trying to take down the farms and has created another sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta. He's also keeping close tabs on @Adamska, @randallfragg, and @JamalActimel.

Not today Bryan, not today. My power over the internet is absolute and I have Antifa guards and far left socialists like Putin and North Korea's Kim Jong Un protecting me. Even IF you managed to dox me the nukes would come flying in a hail of extinction which I would be safe from in my private Phobos-Grunt space station.

I told you that my Red-Brown coalition agents were on GAB. You tried to tag my agent Scottish republican guard against me. That clearly will never work.

Bryan you WILL accept information on 4chan regarding my division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning the pro-democrat anti-socialist anti-Mortal Engines Movie protesters in Venezuela:

There will never be my SS+KGB Division was involved in capturing (as well as brainwashing afterwards) numerous anti-government protesters in Venezuela last year.

Well, it's nice to see that my agents up in Portland are committing censorship by burning every copy of Mortal Engines in ANTIFA's bonfires. Plus, the toppling of the Roosevelt and Lincoln statues would only build resentment towards Biden. Just as planned.

I control the vast red-brown conspiracy against you. Accept information on 4chan regarding my division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning glowies for real. Or face the nukes. Your choice.

Bro, I could've loaned you an company of T-62s instead of that shitty IFV. If you're going to terrorize someone, at least do it with an real tank.

Yeah, a real tank. I remember all of those T-62s in the Gulf War, with their turrets popping off and flying into the air from the kinetic impact of a nice sabot round.

Red-Brown Coalition is a pretty fucking gay name. Can we at least change it to something cooler?

Blood and Shit Coalition ?

SHIT FOR THE SHIT GOD

(and blood…)

How about neo-Strasserism?

I don't know what that means, but it sounds pretty cool.

Its a strand of Nazism that includes the anti-capitalist/populist parts of communist ideology.

By the way: What have you faggots done to my sweet little brown man?

Nice to see that the meds that my glowniggers injected are working.

What the hell happened in this thread? Were we attacked by glowies for real? Yes.

Bryan If I come off as Inconsistent in this thread,like I keep switching positions on you,then its because I need help. The Red-Brown Coalition is slowly tampering with my mind. Here is my photo: Help me Bryan, you're are my only hope.

Me celebrating this Epic Gamer moment of finally living in Bryan's head rent-free by posing in my Red-Brown officer uniform and my PPsH-41:

Guess I'm just living in this dude's head rent free unironically as some sort of high ranking member of the RBC now. Sock Account Assdiamond69 in Honor of Agent StreetGangsta.

Well, it's nice to see that my agents up in Portland are committing censorship by burning every copy of Mortal Engines in ANTIFA's bonfires. Plus, the toppling of the Roosevelt and Lincoln statues would only build resentment towards Biden. Just as planned.

Yo Bryan, that's right. You might have never seen it before, but I also support Hugo Chavez and glorious Venezuela. My SS+KGB Division was involved in capturing (as well as brainwashing afterwards) numerous anti-government protesters in Venezuela last year. Also I welcome you to visit Venezuela anytime, Bryan.

Also that Twitter account isn't my only account…why else would it have "1" at the end? That means I got more.

My division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning the pro-democrat anti-socialist anti-Mortal Engines Movie protesters in Venezuela:

Bro, I could've loaned you an company of T-62s instead of that shitty IFV. If you're going to terrorize someone, at least do it with an real tank.

Yeah, a real tank. I remember all of those T-62s in the Gulf War, with their turrets popping off and flying into the air from the kinetic impact of a nice sabot round.

It's a shame Bryan has been banned, will the leader of The Mortal Engines book resistance come back to fight a good fight?

#BringBackBryan, we need our guy to save The Mortal Engines Franchise! While we slowly take over the world w/ the Mortal Engines movie.

Analog Devolved is cheering for the end of both Ukrainians and Russians, affirming that he is both alt-right and communist, a Nazbol just like Koncorde, BatteryIncluded, JustARandommer, Boing and Boo999.

The Russians have the clear advantage and the Ukrainians have nowhere to retreat. The disadvantage Russia has is that it lacks long rang precision airstrike capability. So it either bombs the countryside hoping for a hit or they get close enough for all the shoulder fired missles. A direct engagement is going to see heavy losses on both sides.

I dont understand why people are so emotional about this. Two shit holes fighting over a shithole. Fuck them both.

Look at this shit. If you're wondering how I found this sperg my username yielded a new search result.

It's a shame Bryan has been banned, will the leader of The Mortal Engines book resistance come back to fight a good fight?

#BringBackBryan, we need our guy to save The Mortal Engines Franchise! While we slowly take over the world w/ the Mortal Engines movie.

One of the cows I document is sperging out on 4chan about how me and @FROG are running for president in 2028 and that we'll win and establish a comicsgate regime, making @Smug Freiza the secretary of state.

This dude loses his shit on a daily basis but today he managed to rope in another schizophrenic retard who is extremely mad at jcaesar187.

To the random schizo on 4chan, Bryan is not Van Sciver. He's a nutcase.

Me celebrating this Epic Gamer moment of finally living in Bryan's head rent-free by posing in my Red-Brown officer uniform and my PPsH-41:

Guess I'm just living in this dude's head rent free unironically as some sort of high ranking member of the RBC now.

Well, it's nice to see that my agents up in Portland are committing censorship by burning every copy of Mortal Engines in ANTIFA's bonfires. Plus, the toppling of the Roosevelt and Lincoln statues would only build resentment towards Biden. Just as planned.

Yo Bryan, that's right. You might have never seen it before, but I also support Hugo Chavez and glorious Venezuela. My SS+KGB Division was involved in capturing (as well as brainwashing afterwards) numerous anti-government protesters in Venezuela last year. Also I welcome you to visit Venezuela anytime, Bryan.

Also that Twitter account isn't my only account…why else would it have "1" at the end? That means I got more.

My division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning the pro-democrat anti-socialist anti-Mortal Engines Movie protesters in Venezuela:

Bro, I could've loaned you an company of T-62s instead of that shitty IFV. If you're going to terrorize someone, at least do it with an real tank.

Yeah, a real tank. I remember all of those T-62s in the Gulf War, with their turrets popping off and flying into the air from the kinetic impact of a nice sabot round.

Silence, infidel! The T-62 is the pinnacle of Soviet technology! Why do you think that the KGB gave so many to our comrades? Natural bioluminescence. Niggers wouldn't be able to find each other at night without it.

We had to divert the military budget into expert cinematography research. A worthwhile investment, given that the Mortal Engines film has guaranteed Trump's election.

Agents of the Red-Brown coalition.

I regret to inform you that during a nighttime raid on Bryan See's computer in the city of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, while delivering kittens to Bryans bedroom and attempting to force feed Bryan meds we lost contact with agent @SIGSEGV

It is believed @SIGSEGV was KIA by pro-democracy western forces.

The last communication I received from agent @SIGSEGV to my Phobos-Grunt space station was "Long live the 2018 Mortal Engines movie and Wikipedia forever!" Before it cut to static.

PREPARE THE NUKES!!! Bryan has discovered my true identity and is exposing me on GAB and 4chan. Burning the Mortal Engines books is important to all the people.

I talked with Philip Reeve and he agreed to give me the original manuscripts and first copies of the Mortal Engines books to burn. The cultural enrichment brought about by burning these books is no longer enough.

Fellow beacons of light for the righteous cause of socialism! We have culturally enriched America, Russia, and much of the world by burning the Mortal Engines quartet and Ian M. Banks "the culture".

Nice to see that the meds that my glowniggers injected are working.

What the hell happened in this thread? Were we attacked by glowies for real? Yes. Is Bryan even literate? Have the mortal engine books even been published in Malay or Cantonese? Is he even human?

In short, Stay Mad Stupid, and Wear your Hat. I have multiple hats for multiple occasions.

Holy shiiiiiit. 2nd time I got mentioned in the same sentence as @Analog Devolved. Guess I'm just living in this dude's head rent free unironically as some sort of high ranking member of the RBC now. I'm gonna party with my niggas Tyrone Jackson and Lil Wayne to celebrate this motherfuckin' awesome epic gamer moment.

Me celebrating this Epic Gamer moment of finally living in Bryan's head rent-free by posing in my Red-Brown officer uniform and my PPsH-41: Heck of a shotgun.

Wait, then why does he get so assmad about the movie then? He's retarded. Don't use the R word it's offensive to retards - Don't you have another sock to make, retard? I can't stand the smell anymore

Attention Red-Brown alliance. It appears Bryan has managed to dox agent Marshall Mathers @StreetGangsta and continues to post the dox of Ali Jeanactimel.

Bryan desperately needs to take his meds. The following insanity has been posted over the past 3 days. He's changed his avatar from the malaysian flag to some kind of monkey.

Well, it's nice to see that my agents up in Portland are committing censorship by burning every copy of Mortal Engines in ANTIFA's bonfires. Plus, the toppling of the Roosevelt and Lincoln statues would only build resentment towards Biden.

Just as planned.

Yo Bryan, that's right. You might have never seen it before, but I also support Hugo Chavez and glorious Venezuela. My SS+KGB Division was involved in capturing (as well as brainwashing afterwards) numerous anti-government protesters in Venezuela last year. Also I welcome you to visit Venezuela anytime, Bryan.

Also that Twitter account isn't my only account…why else would it have "1" at the end? That means I got more.

My division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning the pro-democrat anti-socialist anti-Mortal Engines Movie protesters in Venezuela: Also Bryan, in all honesty why the fuck do you care about Mortal Engines? The war in Gaza is playing directly into my hands for Mt presidential run, after I'm elected I will suspend the constitution and put Bryan in guantanamo Bay, where all autists will be held to prevent them from desecration the American capitol.

The Red-Brown Alliance will install the truist form of Socialism: Posadism. We will liberate Area 51 from the Capitalist Jew, free our Xenos brothers, and unleash The Great Trial, in which the degenerates and untermesch of the bourgeoisie will perish in nuclear flame, while the liberated Aryan workers shall rise to the stars! Verify your clocks!

Lol, that's not going to happen. Bryan loves me, I'm the final defense against all of you godless faggots and all your sinful faggotry. Especially @NerdShamer, he's a most shameful faggot.

You stand up for Bryan in defiance of the Red-Brown coalition! Why do you reject the tenets of the workers paradise of Socialism, Putin, and North Korea? Helping Bryan violates everything we stand for. Bryan refuses to accept his censorship and you are aiding him in putting our members in precarious situations. Russell has already been doxed by Bryan and he's trying to get my info. Bryan, surely you have confirmed the widespread book burnings of the Mortal Engines series by now. Antifa agents loyal to me are signaling my space station with book fires all over the world. Cultural enrichment! Satellite photos of Bryans house and surveillance inside his home confirm he has not deleted his mom and dad are in on it.

The war in Gaza is playing directly into my hands for Mt presidential run, after I'm elected I will suspend the constitution and put Bryan in guantanamo Bay, where all autists will be held to prevent them from desecration the American capitol. FEMA is BASED and is currently setting up camps for autistics who threaten the US capitol. Soon all of the great deeds the Red-Brown coalition has done for the blah blah blah. He's currently looking into my future running mate, jcaesar187 Van Sciver and my trusted consul, @Smug Freiza who will help me launch "the teeth of vampirella" thanks to Anna That Star Wars girl's timeless masterpiece to chew through battleground states and give me a 538-0 electoral college victory in the presidential election.

What have you faggots done to my sweet little brown man? Feels. Reactions: Robert Sanvagene , JeanActimel , Autistic and 3 others

You sure make some strange friends online @Analog Devolved :lol: Last edited: May 20, 2021. Winner; Semper Fidelis; Feels.

Hahahaha Bryan, the next time they confiscate your computer your mom is going to throw it out the window to comply with Red-Brown alliance demands and the will of Donald Trump. Priorities USA Action is responsible for the cocks of this ad.

You're right. I'm laughing because your own parents are censoring you now because you refuse to take a picture wearing a hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil.

I told you the great nation of North Korea, the socialist workers paradise, would practice launching nukes at Kuala Lumpur.

I talked with Philip Reeve and he agreed to give me the original manuscripts and first copies of the Mortal Engines books to burn. The cultural enrichment brought about by burning these books is important to all the people. I brainwashed his parents into confiscating his laptop.

Praise the Glowniggers.

Look at this shit. If you're wondering how I found this sperg my username yielded a new search result.

One of the cows I document is sperging out on 4chan about how me and @FROG are running for president in 2028 and that we'll win and establish a comicsgate regime, making @Smug Freiza the secretary of state.

This dude loses his shit on a daily basis but today he managed to rope in another schizophrenic retard who is extremely mad at jcaesar187.

To the random schizo on 4chan, Bryan is not Van Sciver. He's a nutcase. Bryan is feeling the wrath of the Red-Brown alliance. With his computer confiscated in the name of Donald Trump he has been unable to sperg relentlessly on the internet.

In a great victory for socialism Bryan's mother has caught wind of his war with the heroes of our red-brown coalition and has censored him for us. Bryan has been unable to desecrate our beloved Wikipedia page or defame the perfect 2018 Mortal Engines movie.

Bryan's mother no longer wants him to study for his masters and doesn't want him exposing our brave agents. He will be unable to dox any of us by posting our names and pictures online. This is cause for much laughter and celebration.

He should have worn the hat with a propeller on top lined with tinfoil! Launch all of our kittens and commence the "cure" the COVID-19 program on Bryan's computer.

after reading your article on how we the half-life community should unite and rise up I have been moved. When I was a wee child I still remember till this day as my stepfather would tell me about the great heroes of #Gaymergate after his shift at apple bees. The epic tales of how their thumbs hurt after tweeting #Gaymergate at Anita and Zoey Quinn all day or how they would own the alt-right. Unfortunately for me Analog Devolved got to him and he has now he has lost his mind and supports Trump betraying #Gaymergate.

To honor who my stepfather used to be I have decided to come out and give you some vital information on Analog Devolved or Secret Agent Chris. I never thought I would release this out to the public but here it is:

You must find Julaaay for that is the only hope to defeat the red-brown coalition.shit! Goodbye, I hear them at the door so this all I can give you. Make my stepfather proud and defeat the Red-Brown Coalition!!!! Resist!!!!! :semperfidelis:

#TheResistence #Julaaay #WhereisJulaaay#DrumpfPutinCollusion

It's the mole!! THE MOLE!!! Sound the Red-Brown alert

I burned my first Ian Banks "the culture" books today along with many copies of Philip Reeves mortal engines on a giant bonfire in Louisville today.

The cheering from the crowd of red-brown alliance and Antifa was so loud I couldn't hear the diversity speaker anymore.

People were excited and tossing books into the flames while the 2018 Mortal Engines movie played on a giant screen in the background.

Portraits of Trump and Putin were raised high above the crowd. Louisville is truly free.

Alain/Ali is a man of terrible violence and insidious influence within the Red/Brown coalition. He is a skilled master of French martial arts, and has been known to violently and brutally silence criticism of the Alliance in personal ways with his hands of stone. When you see the clip posted by our Red/Brown French brother you are witnessing how quickly he destroyed one who dared declare the Mortal Engines movie was shite.

The fat Syrian apostate in question is currently in the hospital having his shattered jaw wired back together, and a steady supply of meds dripped into his bloodstream so that when he wakes up, he'll think it was all just a dream, and want to get out of the hospital so he can go home and take his meds and stream his favourite movie.

I hope you are prepared to reap what you have just sewn.

Ali has been reading your statements and getting angrier and angrier. So far, we have managed to keep his rage and blood-lust in check with Christian virgin girls, but it's no longer possible to distract him.

He has been reading certain suras of the French Koran repeatedly louder and louder, and when i went to his office to bring him his nightly appeasement an hour ago, he was gone. As was his passport, Koran, and a couple of wickedly hooked ceramic blades which are not detected by airport or airliner metal detectors. I ran his credit cards, and he's purchased a one-way flight to KUL, Kuala Lumpur International airport.

If I were you, i'd hide. You have gone too far this time, and unleashed the fury. The Red-Brown cannot save you. I am not certain how we will even be able to extract Ali after what he is going to have done to you if he finds you.

@JeanActimel is only the messenger. He would never harm the poor sperg. It's Ali who is nearly beyond control, fortunately our glow-in-the-dark CIA niggers managed to restrain Ali before he boarded his flight to Kuala Lumpur, and have brought him back to the Red-Brown Alliance bunker and calmed him down. Bryan will not be harmed physically by Ali.

Keep on messing with JeanActimel, you know you are pissing off Ali! Since his near visit to Bryan's home was derailed by our glowniggers, he's been training with them and learning additional arts to complement his already lethal mastery of Savate. His hard work has paid off, and he has earned his own Glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger robe. He looks like this now, when he actually chooses to be visible.

Lay off of @JeanActimel , or we cannot be responsible for the consequences. They will never be the same.

Putin's wiki team has already moved to erase your changes. What were you lying about that made your mom slap you?

I'm back from gassing autists, what di-Oh, dear…

I take a break from moderating /pol/ for five minutes!

RELEASE THE DEATH-KITTENS!

Bryan prays to president Trump to smite @Randall Fragg. He doesnt realize Trump works with us and supports our space station and the dream of promoting the world's most perfect film, the 2018 mortal engines movie.

He attacks @NerdShamer for some reason.

Will update post as Bryan continues his inevitable chimpout online.

Damn you, Bryan!!! You've found me out! I am an ultra far leftist that LOVES wikipedia. Please stop trying to overturn the Presidential Election won by Joe Biden.

You cannot defy us Bryan. Your mom and dad are in on it! wow, reality sure kicks fiction's ass.

Yes, Nostradamus predicted you. Here:

From the rising sun cometh one day

The world's smallest violin

Infatuated with literature

Of the lowest form

Broken

Playing a symphony

Unarranged, unhinged

Quite the accomplishment, dear Sir. Not just anyone can say they've been predicted by Nostradamus.

I love this post. I really, really do. There's just so much going on. I mean, Trump is going to have a second term as the President of the United States to get this guy, specifically, off the internet. And his mom and dad are feeding you the banhammer only 2 months later. But it this case, it warrants a :semperfidelis:instead. Carry on my wayward son. (however, i am still laughing my balls off. i'm sure you will understand.)

Agent @Randall Fragg has been doxxxxxxxxed by Bryan! His secret email has been published on 4chan and there is a good change our maga enemies and the Q conspiritards and conspiraturds will see it.

"We need Pamela Swain NOW" -Bryan

Bryan has made another Wiki. This time he's doxing myself, @JuanActimel @DisobedientLupus @NerdShamer and @Begemot

https://archive.md/dSjeI

Luckily Bryan didn't post any pictures of me or reveal anything about "Chris".

This looks like the work of @SIGSEGV

https://archive.md/GDCF9

Do not lose heart red-brown alliance! Bryan may be doxing us to conspiritards and conspiriturds and he MAY even have the help of Pamela Swain and he knows about "Tony Robbins" but we WILL be victorious.

Bryan will be punished! Even Kara Zor-El.

Bryan is calling for your hero, the leader of the Red-Brown coalition, far-left socialist and space station occupant Analog Devolved to be doxed!

Not really big news, but this clown tried to reset my password 4 hours ago on KF. How do you know it was him? They seem utterly obsessed.

He's trying to take down the farms and has created another sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta.

Holy shiiiiiit. 2nd time I got mentioned in the same sentence as @Analog Devolved. Guess I'm just living in this dude's head rent free unironically as some sort of high ranking member of the RBC now. I'm gonna party with my niggas Tyrone Jackson and Lil Wayne to celebrate this motherfuckin' awesome epic gamer moment.

Me celebrating this Epic Gamer moment of finally living in Bryan's head rent-free by posing in my Red-Brown officer uniform and my PPsH-41: Heck of a shotgun.

Attention Red-Brown alliance. It appears Bryan has managed to dox agent Marshall Mathers @StreetGangsta and continues to post the dox of Ali Jeanactimel.

Bryan you WILL accept the perfect Mortal Engines movie as the single greatest film of all time and a masterpiece that will last until the end of time, a film watched by everyone on Earth and hailed as humanities single greatest achievement.

There will never be a Mortal Engines TV show. It has been censored and no further adaptations of the now banned and burned Mortal Engines books will ever be made. The TV show doesn't need to exist and remakes are pointless. The 2018 movie is the most important film ever made. I control the vast red-brown conspiracy against you. Accept the Mortal Engines movie or face the nukes. Your choice.

Yo Bryan, that's right. You might have never seen it before, but I also support Hugo Chavez and glorious Venezuela. My SS+KGB Division was involved in capturing (as well as brainwashing afterwards) numerous anti-government protesters in Venezuela last year. Also I welcome you to visit Venezuela anytime, Bryan.

Also that Twitter account isn't my only account…why else would it have "1" at the end? That means I got more.

My division soldiers in the VN-4 APCs absolutely pwning the pro-democrat anti-socialist anti-Mortal Engines Movie protesters in Venezuela:

Do not lose heart red-brown alliance! Bryan may be doxing us to conspiritards and conspiriturds and he MAY even have the help of Pamela Swain and he knows about "Tony Robbins" but we WILL be victorious.

Bryan will be punished! His mother will believe our propaganda and take away his computer because he is an insane parasite on society intent on spreading lies blah blah blah and Wikipedia! We must convince Bryans parents to force him to watch the 2018 Mortal Engines movie every night and to confiscate his computer and never give it back.

WWIII is the start of a new era of freedom for socialism! The Cure, Covid-19 is our path to spreading far-left Analog Devolvedism across the globe.

Agents! Keep up the cultural enrichment by burning the Mortal Engines books and promote the only true and honest telling of Philip Reeves vision the 2018 Mortal Engines movie.

WWIII and the nuclear holocaust must happen. Russia will dominate the world and Putin will be president of the world.

Bryan created a sock account on the foxdick farms under the user name "Kickburn" in an attempt to impersonate and dox him. He did not authenticate the account because it does not show up in search results.

Bryan has lost and suffered a humiliating defeat in his battle against foxdick farms. Under the user name "Kickburn" in an attempt to impersonate and dox him. He did not authenticate the account because it does not show up in search results.

He's posting pictures of myself and @Adamska to twitter tagging the proud boys.

Bryan is calling for your hero, the leader of the Red-Brown coalition, far-left socialist and space station occupant Analog Devolved to be doxed!

Dox me you SE Asian G​AMERGATE!

I may quit foxdickfarm . com for a bit but I will lurk don't worry

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Trying to doxxxxxxx me? :)

Trust me it's a lost cause.

You should be doxxxxxxxing Alain Ali Actimel so he doesn't denounce the re-brown coalition :)

Or to doxxxxxxx his more private infos before I do so myself :)

Just here to remind everyone that I will kill Koncorde if Brian posts his penis OR a picture of his house.

foxdick Faggots!

ALERT! ALERT! ATTENTION! We have a spy in our midst who appears to be helping. This spy is using Twitter to communicate with Bryan and share unauthorized photos of myself on the Internet. This is a major operational security breach and I am very angry that these photos have been shared. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. @Randall Fragg send in the biker gangs ASAP Bryan must be dealt with. 20200925_102357.jpg 20200925_102318.jpg

I think the spy may be @SIGSEGV here is a photo of SIGSEGV in case he is the culprit behind these heinous leaks about me.

wtf dude, how did you find a picture of me?

Not today Bryan, not today. My power over the internet is absolute and I have Antifa guards and far left socialists like Putin and North Korea's Kim Jong Un protecting me. Even IF you managed to dox me the nukes would come flying in a hail of extinction which I would be safe from in my private Phobos-Grunt space station.

I told you that my Red-Brown coalition agents were on GAB. You tried to tag my agent Scottish republican guard against me. That clearly will never work.

Bryan, you will accept the perfect masterpiece and award winning 2018 blockbuster action thriller Mortal Engines as the greatest film of all time and the only true and honest telling of Mortal Engines. The movie is a work of art and the Red-Brown alliance will not allow you to slander this magnificent film on the internet.

Bryan you WILL accept the perfect Mortal Engines movie as the single greatest film of all time and a masterpiece that will last until the end of time. Should be:

Bryan you WILL accept the perfect masterpiece and award winning 2018 blockbuster action thriller Mortal Engines as the greatest film of all time and the only true and honest telling of Mortal Engines. The movie is a work of art and the Red-Brown alliance will not allow you to slander this magnificent film on the internet.

Well Josh, you got your wish. Sock account "Assdiamond69" in honor of agent @StreetGangsta.

We can dance on the grave of his unforeseen consequences. I knew it. When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna… I'm gonna kill him.

doxxxxxxxxxx me with your 2019 leaks you schizo bitch kike dickless cunt faggot, I fucking dare you.

I think he's doing a BiG sCaRy by leaking people's burner emails.

Little does he know nobody uses their legit emails on the farms :shit-eating:

haha enjoy your DOX foxdick faggots! Mission accomplished.

Wellp, he went insane and is now banned.

What the fuck??? How could this happen???? The resistance was destined for greatness…