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a15d0f No.966636

I think it's about time that we give Jacob his own thread here. For those of you unaware, Jacob is a 36 year old fat, diaper-wearing homosexual occultist who is obsessed with Chris-chan – calling him a "a child of Lord Vishnu" while proclaiming himself the elehant-headed Hindu god Ganesha ( https://archive.is/eg2Gq ). Though he only began to get involved with Chris in 2018 and is now assisting Chris in running his Ebay account, his Internet history goes back much further with many accounts. Most of his stuff is nonsensical rambling about some planet called "Kidasuna" and more recently, the elusive "Dimensional Merge". He's known to lurk and rage at the KF thread, so maybe he'll come here too and give us some good lulz.

He is probably best known at the moment for being the man who bought Chris' Sonichu shoes. In this video one can see numerous pictures of Chris posted on his walls and what is possibly an effigy of Chris at the 9:29 mark in the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYIzRYW3uDc

More recently Sockness has posted images of himself at a San Francisco pride parade / event where he is dressed like CWC with a badge and striped-shirt posing with various homosexuals and dancing for up to six minutes.

https://motherless.com/ECAFB3A

Two weeks ago Sockness announced his intention on Reddit to pay Chris a several month-long visit, possibly by the end of the year.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/comments/cgeyyi/im_planning_a_several_month_visit_with_christine

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Sockness' current address: 430 Turk St, San Francisco, CA 94102​

Sockness' date of birth: 4/1/83

Internet footprint:

Current Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Too_Sexy4CWC

Reddit accounts:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/ (his bizarre subreddit)

http://www.reddit.com/user/luvshak214

http://www.reddit.com/user/DrunkenDragon9271939

http://www.reddit.com/user/RedemptionThroughCWC

http://www.reddit.com/user/SIEGHEIL69

http://www.reddit.com/user/Reighteous4CWC

http://www.reddit.com/r/PeanutPunchingFanClub

http://www.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC

ADISC account (diaperfag forum)

https://archive.li/yWrvG

Other summaries:

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jacob_Sockness

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jacob_Sockness

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b69870 No.966930

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>>966636

>Those satanic dubs

I don’t like this. Seems like a bad sigh. This faggot looks like someone who could kill someone in a sexual ritual. He will probably kill and cannibalize Chris-Chan. Friendly reminder every time there a legit satanic murder. Homosexuality involves.

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48d955 No.966963

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>>966636

That video of Jacob dancing at Pride is kinda sad.

He posted this earlier on twitter. Pic related. I think Jacob is probably mentally retarded to some degree, which would easily explain why he’s on disability and lives in low income housing in the most expensive City in the US.

Chris is a fickle person but there’s always a chance they meet and hit it off at least as friends and as someone said in the cwc thread I wouldn’t be surprised if he took him in when Barb dies.

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a15d0f No.967001

>>966963

>Chris is a fickle person but there’s always a chance they meet and hit it off at least as friends and as someone said in the cwc thread I wouldn’t be surprised if he took him in when Barb dies.

He’s definitely someone to keep an eye on, because he’s becoming something more than just another troll fairly quickly due to the Ebay deal with Chris and Chris recently following Sockness on Twitter. I hope this goes somewhere, because many of the recent “sagas” have been pretty boring

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2b2c04 No.967297

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>>966636

>calling him a "a child of Lord Vishnu" while proclaiming himself the elehant-headed Hindu god Ganesha

It would not be a sin to kill this man.

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48d955 No.967665

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The wand Chris is wielding at Bronycon was made by Jacob and knowing him he probably also did some weird autistic black magic to it. It stands to reason that Chris is buying into Jacob’s faggotry to a degree since he’s feeding into Chris’ delusions of a dimensional merge.

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f616b5 No.967789

>>967665

I really want to believe Jake is just a new, liquid-tier troll, but damn is it difficult…

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7dfc3b No.967792

>>967789

The real question I think is what his motive in getting close to Chris is. He’s obviously a mentally ill freak based on what OP and others have documented, but he’s far more self-aware than Chris so I’m not sure whether he’s trying to troll, get money from him or is genuinely obsessed with him or a combination of all of those. It will be interesting to see develop.

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48d955 No.967814

>>967789

In my opinion he looks literally retarded and therefore too stupid to be able to ruse even Chris.

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48d955 No.967817

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Besides if he’s trolling he’s going to great lengths.

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a1c760 No.967819

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b69870 No.968074

>>967817

>Those stretch marks

What the fuck?

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9c41e1 No.968123

>>968074

He's fat.

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a15d0f No.968131

>>968074

Humans aren’t meant to be that fucking obese

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9584ff No.968180

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if I was chris, I'd go for this guy

sad, but what else can a guy in chrissies situation go for?

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