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File: 54b81037c2893d9⋯.jpg (38.93 KB,446x764,223:382,holyshit.jpg)

76be64 No.868449

Melissa Bryan is an EPIC lolocow and drama queen who's been at this longer than a lot of you people have been alive! She spends all of her time trying to drum up business as a psychic medium but couldn't tell if she was on fire by the smell. She spends the rest of her time screeching about how de-stalkers are going after her. She's approaching her 100th podcast on Speaker where she has exactly four followers. I think she needs some love, don't you?

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76be64 No.868451

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9fbd07 No.870141

IT IS ON LIKE FUCKING DONKEY KONG!!!

IT IS NOW ALL OUT FUCKING PHYSICAL WARFARE!!!

ALL BETS ARE NOW OFF!!!

TIME FOR A REAL FINAL PHYSICAL SHOWDOWN DUEL TO THE REAL FINAL DEATH FOR FULL CONTROL OVER ME AND MY ENTIRE UNIVERSAL EXISTENCE!

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4146cb No.872304

Missy is coming to get us all. Be afraid!

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169/i-hate-holidays

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d7bef9 No.873985

I remember this bimbo. Didn't she try to pass herself off as a native american to sell tee shirts?

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270155 No.874114

We should breed Missy with Chris-chan, then have the male child they produce breed with Serife as soon as possible. The Autism God will subsequently be created and The Dimensional Merge that Prophet Chris-chan has spoken of will be complete.

Captcha: eydumf

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6fa966 No.874165

>>874114

Scratch that. Missy and Chris-Chan's kid + Pajeet Spammer + Serife's kid = ???

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2c4187 No.874509

Missy and Chris-chan? What happens when and autistic spaz crosses with a terminal asperger? Is there even a classification for that?

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cb2f6c No.875374

File: ea7201846f42fd2⋯.jpg (628.23 KB,1080x1920,9:16,eggy.jpg)

She looks like Eggman with glasses

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49f7a5 No.876237

Check this out. It is pretty boring until around the 40 min mark. Then somebody texts her and she goes fucking insane. Protip, never text Missy and call her Buttercup!

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169/my-reality

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44e8ac No.876308

>>875374

What the fuck?!?!

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7b3e3c No.876352

>>875374

Damn, Eggy looks like he does already haves a foot on the grave.

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6ce4c7 No.876657

Don't text Missy here, and whatever you do, don't call her Buttercup!

(541) 537 - 3614

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b9e3ce No.877350

Missy is related to Jesus! She said so and I believe her! She's also got a close relationship with old JC. Watch out! Between Jesus and her lawyer, she's coming to get you!

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169/episode-108-another-day-another-fight-fi

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6b0306 No.892214

File: 271f0b220752e75⋯.jpg (26.53 KB,433x783,433:783,uggg57457834.jpg)

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6b0306 No.892760

File: fbf21a77dd671c3⋯.jpg (94.13 KB,620x828,155:207,51834027_2159036600854598_….jpg)

This is the Exact Garbage that I have been put through since being Banned 7 days ago!

I AM FUCKING ALL OUT TREADMILL PISSED AND THIS TIME - THE WAR IS GOING FROM WORDS TO PHYSICAL!

COME GET ME ASS WIPE!

THIS IS MY REAL FUCKING ADDRESS: 2110 SW FREAR ST SPACE 31 ROSEBURG OR 97471!

FACE TO FACE FIST TO FIST GUN TO GUN - FOR FULL CONTROL OVER ME AND MY ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSAL TREADMILL EXISTENCE!!!

DO IT OR GO DO TO YOURSELF WHAT YOU THREATEN ME AND MY BUSINESS WITH - DEATH!

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adf6af No.896241

File: 4eb11fb9d0a9483⋯.jpg (7.75 KB,170x251,170:251,JUST.jpg)

>>892214

Damn Eggy is looking really bad on that one

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6b0306 No.902074

File: c2b8835cb3dcbae⋯.jpg (32.22 KB,380x487,380:487,2018-12-16_16-15-54_361.jpg)

More Illegal FB Bans!

I AM FUCKING PISSED!!!

I just got my FB Account Back and now I get Banned until June 17!

I am FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!

Someone wants me GONE - OFF FB - Permanently!

WHY?!

My family calls me a Fucking Liar, but I had a reason - some of my fucking Business Accounts are connected to it!

I Need it for Business Reasons!

I am devastated - Heartbroken!

It is no longer worth being on there anymore and I plan to go to FB HQ and fight this out with them in person.

It is time for a Physical Brawl!

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6b0306 No.907839

This is just like Dumb and Dumber!

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169

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6b0306 No.912810

File: 5d062b8b3630580⋯.jpg (75.95 KB,720x960,3:4,164923_580970948580308_867….jpg)

May 29th at 5:22pm

Going Outlaw!

I no longer trust the Courts and the Law!

The Law is for the Criminals - Not the Law Abiding!

I already informed my Hubby I will be breaking Park Rules.

In my situation, I am left with Zero Protection and Zero other choice!

I am arming up with Guns, Ammo, Knives, Tazers and Bear Spray All!

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bc3c39 No.913511

SCREEEEEECH

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6b0306 No.918075

File: 5213e8a9b9c1944⋯.jpg (80.91 KB,720x960,3:4,1010094_740025389341529_55….jpg)

Complete mental breakdown at the 13 min mark, over a broken microphone.

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169/new-recording-day

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a381f0 No.918207

>>902074

That guy looks like he's crying for help in his eyes.

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6b0306 No.918734

File: e4a4293b5c416d6⋯.jpg (62.83 KB,720x960,3:4,1011220_617047484972654_12….jpg)

Missy has a DEMAND for 8chan and she's DEAD SERIOUS about it! Remove all cocks here, on Ripoff Report

https://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/specific_search/melissa%20bryan

Yelp

https://www.yelp.com/biz/umpqua-valley-psychic-and-media-roseburg?osq=Psychic+Mediums

and ED

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Missy

Or SHE WILL have her legal fag ORDER YOU remove all the pages against her. She's NOT KIDDING!

Her demands start at 8:30

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169/freedom-feels-good

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6b0306 No.924573

File: 9002d8717767abf⋯.jpg (60 KB,721x960,721:960,45163676_315764372585759_6….jpg)

Missy DEMANDS a new travel trailer for only 35,000 NOW! Otherwise she's going to make your lives miserable! She discovered the last travel trailer her family bought her is too small Get her a new trailer NOW!!!!!! Or she will keep slapping herself.

https://www.spreaker.com/user/9177169

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6b0306 No.966752

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